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2016

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Has Lost its Appeal of the Day

Miley Cyrus’s cameltoe is annoying colored leggings have lost their allure – because she shameless put herself out there like a little rich kid rebelling – trying to piss off her parents with some secret tumblr account – or cam girl account – that was actually her mainstream music career branded to be edgy / hipster cool / naked…it was what was going on in the market, so I’ve seen her pussy a bunch of times…and a cameltoe…is apparently only exciting when the pussy eating the pants isn’t a pussy I can google to see free-standing without pants in the way of slit…

But she’s still Miley Cyrus, not too old to not jerk off to, if you have a Miley fetish and haven’t had too much of her screaming for attention during the last album and tour…and I guess with her whole being on The Voice…and I haven’t because I know Disney kids aren’t authentic, so their pussy flashing – is just marketing hook – which is the kind of infomercial level marketing tool I can get behind and ideally under – so that it can pee on my face.

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2016

16

Dec

Agent Provocateur Christmas of the Day

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Becca Hiller is the model..Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy – to models….all they need is to be published once and to have a model agency, which is often times an escort agency…and that alone gets them into the country for 2-5 years, making them eligible for a Green Card…all for being hot…Becca Hiller is working it for Agent Provocateur Holiday…

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Which makes sense because Agent Provocateur is the high end lingerie company that sugar babies fucking love – they think it looks good in their slutty instagram pictures – because lingerie is a thing to put out there on social media – so everyone knows how erotic, sensual, lovely, great, half naked and frisky you can be….but it’s not gratuitous – a cry for attention – a “please get me followers”….it’s for a “casual shoot for a fake magazine with some instagram photog”…that her parents are probably proud of…

Well this sugar baby is actually working for the brand…owned by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager…who was rich to begin with but deserves to be rich for doing high end lingerie girls like showing off like it is status – cuz I like looking at girls in lingerie…

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2016

16

Dec

Fat Bikini a Day Girl’s Side Pussy of the Day

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It is amazing that a pig like this – who can start an instagram scam called Bikini a Day – thanks to photoshop – has been able to make a million dollars a year or more – all because people are retards and think “TITS”….

Their timing was on point, when instagram was easy to get popular on, the idea so basic – any pervert not wasting away from chronic jerking off could have pulled it off….girls in a bikini everyday of the week…one photo…365 bikinis a year…a lot of bikinis..but eventually people will follow because they like bikinis and bikini companies will pay because they will assume the follows are more than just dudes looking at tits…almost brilliant…but so stupid…

The real troll is that they did it when one of the girls doing it – the one with the tits – has a body that matches those tits…and she photoshops herself into another fucking person – even in this era of body shaming…she knows how to pose for the instagram filters to make her look like you want to fuck her…and I guess why wouldn’t you want to fuck her – you’ve seen her half naked and she’s got massive tits…something proven to make dudes ignore the fact that she’s got huge everything else..

You’d think she’d spend the day in the gym based on her profile concept – but she doesn’t have to…and still gets to spend her days counting her money…brilliant….so stupid…but brilliant…

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2016

16

Dec

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a monster….she’s on TV, and people are forgiving when it comes to people they see on TV, you know even though they should be more demanding on the quality of people they are forced to look at, because I know I hate on celebs for the most insignificant flaws, knowing they are disgusting humans…and in Ariel Winter’s case…weirdly shaped humans with weird heads and no neck…that are marketed and sold to the public…..when they should be sent back to where they drove in from with the dream of fame that has made them all fucked up thanks to fame hungry parents..while when it comes to regular women, with regular jobs, I don’t really care if they are disgusting, herpes ridden trolls pushing 400 lbs..I find beauty in everything but fame I guess….

That said, I still have eyes and can see big breast reduced, but still big, re-shaped tits on an 18 year old…and it doesn’t mean I like it…but I can see it..and sometimes just seeing it is all that matters..

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2016

16

Dec

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for ELLE UK of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is so fucking boring in all she does, even when she gets naked, but the fact that she gets naked makes her less boring, but still boring….but for some reason I am drawn the fuck into her and everything she does – which is weird because I am not some bald guy using her as a beacon of hope that if I become an action star – I’ll get a Rosie Huntington of my own…I just think her and her British demeanor seem sophisticated and cunty and that alone makes wanting to cum on her face more satisfying to imagine…

I guess it’s the wanting what you can’t have, knowing if you ever crossed paths with her – she wouldn’t even acknowledge you – even if you saved her from drowning on some weird holiday swimming accident…because as you know the British can’t swim…no wait…that’s black people…same thing…

Here are some boring pics I love.

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2016

16

Dec

Lindsay Lohan has a Manager of the DAy

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Lindsay Lohan recently posted her manager’s email.

I want everyone to email Lindsay Lohan’s manager who email she recently scott@scottcarlsen.com and ask him how much she costs for a cuddle session – no penetration – just a good wholesome cuddle…not that I am into cuddling – but figure once the cuddle is on…the anal is no too far away….especially when dealing with a crazy person…

It’s the Christmas season, little miracles happen people….That’s all I have to say about that…

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2016

16

Dec

Chrissy Teigen 80s Aerobics For Love Magazine of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst, her husband she wallet fucked is likely gay, their child probably not his…but I doubt she’d fuck that one up, she’s committed to him hard – for the long haul, because she spotted talented before he was super famous – and she knew to invest her energy into him, and it paid off because half of everything of his – which is alot – is hers…and that made for a good lifestyle considering she was only making 50k a year at her peak of being a model, before social media allowed her to get on a TV show…and run her annoying mouth off in different mediums…all while being a chubby busty ethnically obscure pile of shit…

Well, unfortunately, her LOVE MAGAZINE video is the best one they did, her eating junk food working out, not very Christmas, but compared to all their other videos this is the only one that has any substance…and not just her big tits 80s aerobic…but a joke, humor, a purpose, irony, whatever this is and that is so hard for me to accept…or admit…because I hate the Love Magazine campaign this year and Chrissy Teigen is the fucking devil…she is the fucking worst and her fans..who have lashed out at me at least once…are very fucking annoying….not to mention she wasn’t hot pre-baby, and this is post baby..so you’d think she wouldn’t be hot now….but I’m digging it and there is just too much going on in my head to grasp what I am thinking…other than that I want a burger.

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2016

15

Dec

Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day

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Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me…

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2016

15

Dec

Clown Nicki Minaj in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is fucking terrible, but she is this generations version of a circus clown, you know a total shapeshifter from acting school who figured out how to navigate the entertainment industry by being the black Lady Gaga all weird, before turning into the fake tits, face and ass that look like Blac Chyna or any and all of the Kardashians…who is now on the beach somewhere showing off all that plastic…because she’s made it -but is clearly still a weak, broken, annoying and depressing weird looking human – who makes some real shitty music…but it pays and in America…that’s all that matters…mattress

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2016

15

Dec

Hailey Clauson for some Saks Bathing Suit Porn of the DAy

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Big and Busty Hailey Clauson who is best known for her Sports Illustrated cover shoot dream …who is best known for suing the Urban Outfitters because they used pics of her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set participating in the whoring out of his 16 year old daughter Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….which is exactly what happened – cashed the fuck in or out – and this modeling is for companies like SAKS is just for fun, she could even do it for free because of her pile of Urban Outfitters money….but probably gets paid…because…they need that big girl in a one piece bathing suit action…

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