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2016

09

Nov

Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Monaghan is some hot bodied 40 year old – who while everyone is out there crying about the vote…even after tweeting for people to vote -because she’s famous – despite me having to google her – and that’s her duty to fit into the scene….Michelle Monaghan still managed to show off her hot body in a bikini…for a photoshoot – because apparently her life is very very important…where she must spend her days frolicking around in a bikini at 40..probably to get press to ride her fame…or to celebrate her hot body….

She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….maybe Michelle Monaghan should run for president…she’d be almost as easy to jerk off to as your first lady…

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Posted in:Michelle Monaghan|SFW

2016

09

Nov

Ashley Smith for TREATS! of the Day

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TREATS! are the hub of sugar daddies in LA – who finance great parties – if you like cheesy parites – that all the thirsty instagram hookers – who are actual hookers go in hopes of getting some media, some press, being part of a community of glamour and richness, to fly on the Private Jets, because that’s what girls on social media who think they are hot and pretend to be models do…

Ashley Smith has had big tits in photoshoots for a long time, she’s old, and she’s done all kinds of random work as a model…mainly in the hipster new york trash pre-instagram world…but she managed to trick Sports Illustrated to use her…but that didn’t take her viral – so I guess she’s onto the EM RATA approach of naked big tits – as she knows there’s a timeline or maybe because she’s looking for a rich husband to get knocked up by…either way – there’s a video…not a great video – not enough of her tits you’ve seen…but a video that is part of her attempt to get noticed…she did playboy last month…so she’s hustling – sure it’s dumb..but to her it’s her only shot I guess…

Screenshots…

Here are those playboy pics and other pics of her because why not..

Posted in:Ashley Smith|SFW

2016

09

Nov

Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

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Taylor Swift voted because she posted the picture on social media…you know it’s her duty in a democratic country – where your voice will be shit on by people who didn’t vote the same way as you….that’s why all these closet voters keep their mouth shut…

The fact is that the same people who voted for Trump are the middle americans who buy her albums…and make her 100s of millions of dollars…so she’s just as bad as any of them…but for some reason people don’t want her dead…but probably should..

These are some pictures of Taylor Swift the big night before the election – where she showed off her thick long legs…because she’s rumored to be three months pregnant – and that’s why the thighs are rubbing together….the other rumor is that she doesn’t know who the father is – because she’s that wholesome kind of girl….

I figure since she’s the biggest thing in America…she must be celebrated…on America day – when all the world is talking about is america…you fame whores…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

09

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Nude Pic of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is as bullshit as her father is – when it comes to sex appeal…

She’s a fucking puppet that her mother may have created, but probably had her staff create, in effort to continue selling product to the next generation, in what are the biggest AVON ladies in the world….who sell nonsense direct to consumer using their channels built on social media – due to being rich…..it’s terrifying…not just because kids look up to this, but because this looks like this….

She’s got such bad fillers and body procedures that she looks like a white girl trying to be Kim Kardashian, who she happens to share half her DNA with….it looks like she has meat stapled to her face…and young girls are following her lead…dudes find her and her clown face hot…and here she is naked in paint, her stomach fat sucked out and ass filled in…a monster really…but she exists and thinks she’s important…and in a country of retards who get their news off social media…she probably is…

Here are more of her terrible selfies…

I prefer kendall’s pizza nips…but they are both garbage….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

09

Nov

Keira Knightley in a Magazine of the Day

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Keira Knightley is a name you rarely hear, maybe because of BREXIT and her being from the UK, eliminated from the EURO that is our life…or maybe she’s just old, tired, married, a mom, working once or twice a year to maintain her lifestyle or to not watch her stupid pile of hollywood money dwindle…I couldn’t tell you..because I haven’t done a WIKIPEDIA search on her…but I guess I could….why bother…

Married or mom, old or not as old as you think she is, she’s still capable of being as boring as ever..but in the event she is a mom – be happy these are “classy” shots where baby damage like the ripped apart vagina and raped stomach aren’t showing….that shit’s awful to look at….however so is this…and some ARM in a sheer shirt…isn’t hardly fascinating….how about we try it again with more mom pussy lip…

Posted in:Keira Knightley|SFW

2016

09

Nov

Girls Who Voted Taking the Opportunity to Slutty Selfie that they Voted of the Day

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I am sure there are a lot of women whining today, but then again women whine everyday, today they just have a reason to cry – because History wasn’t made and a woman wasn’t elected president, but I’m sure they’ll be fine – as Donald Trump was probably just trolling for votes and will actually swap out his banter for good…it’s possible – and worst case scenario – he can grab them by the pussy – to make them feel better..

Well, in girls being girls, because that’s what girls do…a group took the event of voting and decided to make it a social media angle, an instagram slutty pic, because they need stories to make slutty, and I’m a firm believer that people only do things for the sake of the pic now…..

I know not all of these are slutty enough, but I think all girls are slutty, I’m that guy…a little cleavage and I am good…and the girl who voted twice is ok…I like her style…because she’s topless…always turn voting for the future of your country….maybe you shoulda voted harder…even though your opinion doesn’t matter…and topless pics do…good job girl…

Posted in:Photos|SFW

2016

08

Nov

Bella Thorne Realizes Her Social Media is Getting Boring of the Day

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Bella Thorne, an actress who you’ve heard of from being slutty on social media, has been fading out or toning down on the shameless half nakedness that used to be a daily thing, I guess her management was on her saying “you’re turning into an insta whore, we need to keep you semi wholesome not whoresome (LOLZ), in order to get you these Disney Jobs….you see half naked is fun and cute in context, once in a while but not daily”….so bitch toned down, got boring, no one posted her nonsense…and I guess she changed that as quickly as she could….before being forgotten, it is the internet generation and people lose interest…so bring the bikini and she did…what a diverse talent…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

08

Nov

Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale and I have something in common…we both pander to Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises that she’s the babe in…because Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises….are pretty easy to pander to…you just give them their vampire Kate Beckinsale even in her period pants, despite being a mom in her 40s, still looking hotter than a 25 year olds, because Vampires don’t die…and the funny thing about seeing Kate Beckinsale in her period pants is that all you perverts would vampire her and eat said period, provided she still gets her period, seeing as she’s 100 fucking years old…

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2016

08

Nov

Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day

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Bregjie Heinen has one of the most offensive names in modeling. It’s the sound made during a throat fucking porn when the 20 year old who just moved to LA to get famous thanks to the constant promises of some creepy “model manager”…to make them a star…ends up on her first boy/girl scene….ravaged…you know banged the fuck out for 6-9 weeks before having to go home broken, with a drug addiction, forced to find Jesus and become obese working at Walmart…THE DREAM….

She’s dutch, she’s hot, her ass is great and she’s in some piss soaked photos by favorite hipster / garbage not because the pics are bad but because the pics are lame, have no soul and are a rip off at good things…photographer Zooey Grossman…who has the ability to take the same picture 1000 times…over and over and now people pay them…

Either way – shitty pics, repetitive pics or not, Bregjie Heinen has a great ass…

Posted in:Bregjie Heinen|Nicole Neal|SFW

2016

08

Nov

Ariel Winter Shows You Hot Fat Girls Shouldn’t Dress of the Day

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When you’re built like Ariel Winter you should probably not squeeze yourself into some ridiculous looking one piece outfit, not so much because your sloppy tit will hang out of the armpit hole, or because the thing will ride up your twat and asshole…but because it will make you look like an inflated, bloated, mascot working outside the tire store dressed like some kind big bellied bear…attempting to get people in to buy winter tires….

When you’re a barely hot, but marketed as hot, despite your head being a fucking circle, 18 year old TV star dudes actually jerk off to because they’ve watched you grow up through puberty on a huge national show…you should stick to showing off said tits…but with this one it’s either crop top and short shorts 4 sizes too small…or what looks like it may be a tarp you’d use to cover the leak in your garden shed…mainly because she’s built like a garden shed….

I’m not a fan, but I’m sure she’s rich enough to make me try to get her pregnant – a little gunt’s never killed anyone…that I know of…maybe just their soul…

Either look at the bloated elf…love the bloated elf…it is the Chrismas Season after all…asssuming America isn’t blown up by then….