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2016

07

Nov

Porn Hating Pam Anderson Pregnancy Watch in a Tight Dress of the Day

The only thing Pam Anderson has done the last 5 years is complain about porn killing romance in the bedroom, which I would argue is actually true, because dudes who date Pam Anderson probably spend more time jerking off to her porn, than they do onto her face…thanks to the aging process that has miraculoulsy left her pregnant and in a tight dress…that you’d expect a Pornstar or hooker to wear out to an event…like a wedding, or first communion or even the Porn Awards…because they may not be classy bitches, but they sure know how to show off their body…even when you’d rather they didn’t….which is why you turn to porn to forget what you’ve just witnessed..

It is a porn generation, but I don’t really know if that’s a bad thing, since 19 year old girls are wanting some really insanely dirty things…that really they ones I’ve known have always wanted…it’s just more mainstream…so instead of thinking “eating your ass is gross”….they think “I love eating ass I watch it all the time”…and alas, I get my ass eaten….something I’d probably still do to a Pam Anderson because I jerked off to her in the 90s…and feel like I’d be failing myself if I didn’t take on that opportunity if it presented itself, plus, her Hepatitis is cured so…dig in…

That still doesn’t explain her pregnancy bump….

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2016

07

Nov

Mariah Carey Brings Her Tits Back Out of the Day

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Mariah Carey is most recently in the news for breaking up with her billionaire boyfriend she pretended she was going to marry – in what I assume was a bullshit publicity stunt relationship but that I don’t really care to look into the storyline on…because it’s Mariah Carey, the serial gold digger, despite being rich as fuck and encrusted in diamond and gold, because that was her big marketing hook over the years while pretending to be what they called an “diva”….as she sang like an angel…

I don’t think I ever thought she was hot, busty sure, but tits can only go so far, we stare at them, distract ourselves with them, even jerk off to them…or stare at them when we are fucking something disgusting that we don’t want to look at in the face…because their face is some mangled mess…and apparently…she’s still milking those tits to get noticed, as anyone with tits should do…

I prefer her when she was out of her mind crazy, during the bi-polar years before the medication and kids….but when you look at her you know that something’s still off…and unfortunately that thing isn’t her top….it’s just half off…cleavage…..

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2016

07

Nov

Natalie Portman Fat as Fuck and Ready to Drop of the Day

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Here’s Natalie Portman…the queen of the Jewish babes…the girl who reminds Jewish rich guys that they can one day find a hot Jewish girl of their own…despite what the girls at their summer camps growing up looked like…there is hope to find one that looks like this…ideally not all pregnant…but pregnant can be hot…just not to the dude who got her pregnant – except in Natalie Portman’s case because she’s rich, successful, Natalie portman…and that’s a win…one K-fed would be proud of…

She’s looking older, more sophisticated, wrinkly, but still great…except for the fact a parasite is about to crawl out of her vagina…like some sort of Star Wars alien creature….

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2016

07

Nov

Bella Hadid’s Possible See Through Bra Top Has Some Exposed Nipple of the Day

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Half Palestinian Bella Hadid…who is the daughter of some almost billionaire – and a mother who taught her all her great moves…like a baker raises his son to be a baker…or a butcher raises his son to be a butcher….or a plumber raises his son to be a plumber…only with zero skill, just confidence in making dumb faces and poses, for a lot more money and more importantly zero…absolutely no benefit to humanity…

I guess the Jews did steal her people’s land…and now the Jews are paying her…and she’s paying us back by being a spoiled little rich girl – who gets more money than her trust fund from her bullshit model career with her tits…

And all I gotta say is…thank god she’s not a Kardashian…even if she pretty much is a Kardashian…

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2016

07

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Strong Legs of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson, getting older, looking older, but rocking some seriously strong legs for the strong leg fetishists…thanks in part to Weight Watchers for making her tolerable, while allowing her to maintain those tits…tits that she’s had to carry around all these years…and that are probably the reason her legs are so muscular…because when you have tits like this…it’s like carrying a couple of sandbags around everywhere you go….

Now I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson, I don’t find her amazing, and a I don’t think her mid 30s crossfit looking body is appealing…but the talent pool is shallow in the entertainment industry…there aren’t many new comers…it’s all the same old people being circulated while the world forgets to make new stars because they are too busy watching youtubers….

So instead of this being the “new” Jessica Simpson, 18 or 19 and hot…we’re still talking about the old one’s legs…and she hasn’t even made new shitty music…so maybe it’s just because I’m out of touch…or maybe it’s because I am stuck in the past…but I like to think it’s because of her squeezed into this short skirt….yep….

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2016

07

Nov

Alexis Ren Asshole Hair of the Day

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Call me crazy….but my friends and strangers call me Jesus…but I am pretty sure this Alexis Ren girl in these bikini pics is showing some asshole hair, pussy lip and maybe even asshole…in what we can assume is non-photoshopped pics from a bikini company’s photoshoot – by her fake boyfriend – who relies heavily on her pussy to make stupid internet money that he makes – leveraging her amazing body….because otherwise he’d just be some faggot with curly hair with his shirt off…put some skinny pussy in the mix…and they have weird fake romance that fat chicks in Ohio fucking dream of…and follow in their shitty lives…you know the kind of chick I mean…with the beach screensaver and all the tacky beachy 90s posters…because we all need dreams motherfuckers…we all need dreams…

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2016

07

Nov

Rihanna Braless for Ocean’s 11 Movie of the Day

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Apparently Rihanna is the Token Black Character in the new all female cast Oceans 11, I’m sure there are other black characters, because these Jewish producers need to speak to America’s demands, and they can’t be criticized for their placement of black people playing out a stereotype…and it looks like they really hit the mark on this one…

I think it’s almost racist in and of itself to do this affirmative action shit, you know you need to properly represent society as a whole in your movies, instead of just using all white people like they did in the past, or even the people you think are best for the job because the strategic placement of black people or asian people or Hispanic people is just that..contrived, calculated and they are only doing it because they feel they have to – and not because they actually want to…

It’s like Put two black at that table, one asian there and 15 mexicans there…good…

That’s not to say Rihanna’s crossover into movies like the puppet she is, you know money making puppet for white people that she is, isn’t a great and exciting thing as she walks around with fake dreads and a rasta hat….like if they put a Mexican character in a Sombrero…because she’s black…like some kind of circus freak performing…almost a parody of herself and her culture…but she doesn’t give a fuck because it pays the fucking bills…

There is no way she’s not thinking, or milking the “they need black people and I’m black enough let’s milk this like the goat in my Barbados backyard that it is.”….

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

07

Nov

Kaley Cuoco’s Weird Fetish Picture of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco posted this picture of her showing off her fake tits all bent over in some fetish gear….but for some reason, all I see is that midget David from Roseanne in some weird fetish gear and it’s creeping me out….

This is the porn generation and the instagram whore generation, I don’t really need to see some old washed up actress cleavage to get excited. I figure no one actually cares about celebs anymore…its more an era of looking at yourself in the mirror…

But that doesn’t mean her cleavage didn’t happen….in what wasn’t any actual sex dungeon behavior, but rather some behind the scenes of their show – that is not only still on TV after all these years, but that they each make over 30 million dollars a year being on…which is absolutely insane to me based on my opinion of their talent alone, but also because I forgot that network TV existed….and I have a hard time believing people watch network television sitcoms and I don’t think they actually do….but the network doesn’t want anyone knowing that so they keep the lie alive for ad dollars….

They probably have these fetish scenes…where the nerds dress up in leather and Kaley Cuoco butt fucks David from Roseanne with her high heel…probably what is done after filming – because it’s the only thing that can go viral or get attention in this porno filled internet run world…this is the BUTT selfie, or the leaked sex tape, of the network TV world…and I guess it’s got a level of comedy if you can appreciate really awkward and uncomfortable things…and just be happy David from Roseanne isn’t wearing himself some assless chaps…because you know that’s what he wanted to wear.

I think this is for their Christmas special….

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2016

04

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for GQ Brazil of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is another one of those overrated promo models who sell underwear or used to sell underwear for the billion dollar brand…that paid them well after importing them to America to live the American dream….but she’s old now…and a mom…but I guess that doesn’t stop her from showing off her new tits…semi topless for GQ Brazil…and I’m not hating anything going on here…but I will remind everyone involved that there are 1000s of hotter 21 year olds…so that we can leave the 35 year olds back home by the pool in their LA mansions…to raise their kids with their nannies…there is no need to continue encouraging them to get naked…even if they look good enough naked..they are still moms and this can’t be a good influence on other moms, or husbands.. because I know moms, I see them at the coffee shops having baby play dates…and they don’t look anything like this…so why depress anyone old enough to give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio with the whole “I have a multi-million dollar contract so I work out all day, when other moms actually do mom things because they aren’t underwear brand promo models”….

I just think we should retire these bitches at 27…why is the legacy of these people so much longer than it used to be…I blame social media…for not letting nature takes it’s course and let people forget them…it’s just relentless…but topless…but nippleless…we need more…not less…I mean less of her…but if you’re gonna put her out there in her last few “races”….make her fucking deliver…

I don’t know why I bother writing this nonsense…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

04

Nov

Chloe Lecareaux is the Future in Grazia Australia of the DAy

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Chloe Lecareaux must be from France…because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux….which is French…and French girls are great, despite being bitches, they love dirty sex, anal on the first encounter but most importantly…they go to beaches topless…and know that tits, aren’t anything to be ashamed of, but unlike feminists..they sexualize everything….French Girls are good..

This one’s been popping up in a few places and she’s fucking hot…I’m a fan of her work and the highlight of this shoot is that I think there’s an “Easter Egg”…in the form of nipple…see if you can find it…we’ll call it…Friday afternoon games….

This girl’s amazing

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