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2016

04

Nov

Taylor Swift Pregnancy Rumors of the Day

I was told a long enough time ago that Taylor Swift was pregnant with Calvin Harris’ baby, I’m thinking 3-4 months ago…maybe longer….it was from a reliable source and maybe Taylor Swift’s team was planting a story angling the story…but according to the internet – an actual TABLOID published the story I already knew…months after I knew it…not to say it’s true…or that she is pregnant…but based on her bloated stomach I’d say she is..and most wholesome country girls….who she pretends to be…..but is actually a dirty little nasty girl…who fucks a lot of dudes…she’s going the more HICK route than Jesus loving route…by not knowing who the dad is….that’s what happens when all these dicks fuck you no condom….

Now I don’t know if she’s reproducing, but I hope it helps the world see how much of a lie she is, how manipulative she is, how her PR team is tricking you, how EVIL she’s gotta be to exist….but more importantly..I hope she dies in childbirth…whether actually die…or disappear…cuz she’s had a good run, it’s time to replace her with someone less bullshit and unlikeable…

Either way, here she is at the CMAs being possibly pregnant…hididng her pregnancy…or just fat…but if she is pregnant I want to remind you that I told you first…so listen to me…thanks in advance…you’re not reading this are you?

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2016

04

Nov

Sarah Hyland Grabs Her Knees Erotica of the Day

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I have a new fetish that is hardly a new fetish…but that is a reminder of an old fetish…involving a girl grabbing her knees like she’s playing a game in high school gym class, or as I prefer…..getting into position to get railed up the ass while there’s no table to lean on….

She’s lookin’ good, a little Deer in the Headlights, award even…but Sofia Vergara’s taught these girls how to slut proper…and I like the slut…

She did this slutty and weird dance when she hit 4 million followers on instagram….a massive achievement…..to some who care about having an audience…

And she did this dance in a braless top…hard nippled for Halloween…..girl like dancing..

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2016

04

Nov

Liz Hurley Bikini on Instagram of the Day

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Liz Hurley’s bathing suit company must really be going broke, the pressure must really be on, because she’s out there pushing these products like a flyer kid outside the night clubs, trying to people into it….only her nightclub is more of an old folks home, because despite looking good enough in these bikini pics to sell her branded bikinis…she’s old as fuck…

The exciting thing about her is probably that she was an original opportunist sugar baby who found a weird gay-ish actor to link up with and beard….who she stuck with for a long time…because it worked for both their careers…a money loving coattail rider…built on piggy backing off a dude….who woulda probably preferred if you were fucking his ass….

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2016

04

Nov

Creepy Nicole Kidman in Town & COuntry of the Day

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Nicole Kidman is still a ROBOT….that Stepford Wives movie she was in was a documentary based on her experience in Tom Cruise’s Scientology world..where there is enough money to give all the homosexual actors robot wives….unless it’s just her plastic surgery…because she is old…but whatever it is…it’s some freaky shit…..

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|SFW

2016

04

Nov

Hailey Baldwin’s Butt Shot for Attention of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s life or relationship with her father must be an interesting one…at least based on pictures of her butt shot for her social media…that you’d expect from someone who really needs the attention or followers…maybe a cam girl trying to make that last 100 dollars for her car payment….or some girl with loose morals who thinks posing like this is empowering, while it is really just shameless and causes other girls to be insecure about their less hot ass, in a “bragging” that her ass is something you can never have but instead can stare at, while being pretty fucking trashy despite having access to the best schools, the best culture, and everything that the general public, who as a whole are far LESS trashy as a whole that her, even the garbage drug addicts with herpes dripping off their faces in middle America eating a bucket of cheese puffs….than this “model”….bullshit….lie…nice ass though…

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2016

04

Nov

Andreja Pejic in Dresses of the Day

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Andreja Pejic is apparently an Australian model…but with a name like Andreja Pejic, it’s safe to assume that she was imported to Australia by some pervert dude in the sex trade….who bought her off some “Dark Web” message board…and realized she was tall and could pay back his initial investment a bunch of times over…

I guess when it comes to all models, they don’t really need to be Eastern European named to be deemed sex workers. They all hang out with rich guys for their money and lifestyle…like vapid little tarts…that it is safe to say they are…the second these girls see money, or exclusive parties, their vaginas fucking explode…even when they pretend to be down to earth…because I guess it’s easy to get sucked in, sucked up, while sucking in and sucking up the cum ejaculated from these dudes…

Jokes…Andreja Pejic is originally ANDREJ….born with penis…but has since had the penis removed….it started out as a male model and now this LA company is milking the trans movement to be controversial, or to have a story that PR will love…so they cast it…and I get joy out of knowing people don’t read the site and just see a babe in a dress showing some skinny model legs and tits…..when really there’s a very different story in those panties…one that involves dicks being cut off….but the PROSTATE still in place….LOLZ…so good….

Posted in:Andreja Pejic|SFW

2016

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner 21st Birthday Dress of the Day

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Kendall Jenner turned 21….which means she probably had her first alcoholic drink as American girls do when they turn 21….because there is no way she’s been railing lines of prescription pills to manage her busy life as one of the leaders in instagram modeling, you know because her instagram modeling went so viral that along with FIT TEAS and other nonsense teeth whitening products she’s paid to promote…like a low level half naked instagram bitch…she’s also in magazines that pretend to be legit but that are just about the followers…like everyone else seems to be in the world…because followers seems to be the dick measuring test to know if you actually exist, if you actually have substance, if you’re actually human….but I’d argue all these plastic, bullshit, followed people…are anything but human…or just the worst qualities of humans…and for that they shouldn’t be celebrating birthdays…they should be having funerals….kill them off…but no one cares enough to kill them off..they are more into just double tapping their bullshit instagram pics…

Garbage…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

03

Nov

J.Lo 55 Year Old Instagram Model of the Day

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This is just ridiculous…

Her hashtag was “FeelingEmpowered”…..

So she’s the latest in getting naked on the internet for social media for attention – because celebrities are all puppets and hookers just looking for anything to get them attention…it takes a certain asshole to exploit her culture and ass to get out of the lower middle class bronx to become richer than god and adorned by all….and that asshole is one buried in fat ass….wearing a thong…trying to be as relevant as the other girls on instagram…but the real “being empowered”….is probably not sexualizing yourself like a hooker hooking for attention…

I don’t know how this empowers her in a non-sexual – Look at me I’m 50 and a mom and I think I’m hot look at me other 50 year old moms who aren’t as hot as me because everything is about being hot – way….

But I’ll still look…

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2016

03

Nov

Jessica Biel Mom Panties of the Day

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Jessica Biel decided to show the world her panties…that we can assume her homosexual husband either has worn or has never seen because he’s too busy fucking dudes…unless he is actually heterosexual, despite his high pitched singing voice, that has made him so much ridiculous money, that girls like Jessica Biel, who at one point in time were really deemed hot as fuck, before turning her life away from acting on shitty TV shows, to just hang at the gym, building out a great booty, and accommodating her man…so much so that he felt he had no choice but to marry her and knock her up…as most dudes who find a woman who lets them fuck other women while on tour…assuming he is hetero…do…

Well…I never though Jessica Biel was all that hot, even when the world was more wholesome and she did a racy shoot, but I know a lot of pervert losers did, and those people will probably appreciate this…and since I do it for the people…take it in…people…

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2016

03

Nov

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen is in Vogue Brazil, her home country, and she actually looks better than she used to look.

I remember when she first started popping up, a very long time ago, for Victoria’s Secret, I was convinced she was a Brazilian tranny who escaped dying of AIDS, for the lingerie modeling life, being a spokesmodel who no one knew had a dick, because it meant she never got her period…but more importantly..because men are just better at getting the job done…

I was convinced that even with Tom Brady, they babies were prosthetics, his jock homosexuality hidden….but I guess she’s since hit puberty, or made the transition….or found the right hormone mix…or MAYBE she’s actually a woman….who just happened to have a hard face…who knows…but in her old model age…for Vogue Brazil…she kinda looks hot….and here are the pics…

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