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2016

03

Nov

Chanel Westcoast Instagram Ass and Nipples of the Day

I know a girl who has a bit of a Chanel Westcoast vibe, she’s a stripper, possible hooker, in denial about her position in the world as a sex worker, and she wrote me something about being “a dark girl in the body of a playmate”….and I thought that was the weirdest thing to say about yourself…especially when you’re white….but I guess with Hip Hop becoming mainstream, trendy, pop music…that white people don’t fear…but rather fucking love…from the streets to the suburban mall…making stupid money in the process…all these white girls want in on that world…and they think the way to do it is by looking like this…some sort of sex doll that I guess the hip hop world perpetuates or cast in their videos…even though I think it just looks gutter….

So these white girls are out there actively trying to look like this…and in Chanel Westcoast’s case, it doesn’t really bother me, the world needs a big titty, hard nipple, big thong ass, porn looking chick who doesn’t fuck on camera…because she’s not a pornstar…but who still likes putting content out there for attention, because no one knows what she actually is….a singer maybe? who fucking cares.

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2016

03

Nov

Kylie Jenner Trashy Mutant in Stripper Clothes of the Day

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Kylie Jenner…would be interesting or fascinating as a sociological study…if she wasn’t just a vapid, superficial, shallow, pile of plastic surgery that may not be invasive, and that may just be smoke and mirrors, but whatever it is…makes her look like a young Kim Kardashian…even though she’s not Armenian, she’s 100 percent white, she’s just jacked herself up under the management of her evil family to keep the money rolling in. It’s fucking twisted.

I don’t know why this stripper or porn look is hot, I think it’s hilarious that these girls do this to their faces, or get the fat sucked out of their stomach to give them a waist and jacked into their already fat asses…looking like strippers or pornstars that no man I’ve ever known has really liked or thought was hot…other than for being broken….and damaged and probably shitty in bed because of how sexualized they make themselves…..

But for a rich white girl, to make herself look like a light skinned black girl in the sex industry…makes no sense to me….and this happening all over the place…I see it when I leave my house and that is fucking crazy…because it isn’t hot…dude like young innocent girls who look like girls…it’s just silly that this exists…

More importantly, for brands to partner with her – because of her sister or her following, that is really engaged in all she does…is also fucking nuts to me….but it exists..and it…like it’s father…is an it…as these tits in a bra in public aren’t enough for me to acknowledge her having any more sex appeal…that a pile of dog shit, or lard in the dumpster outside the diner.

She’s terrifying. A Monster. Halloween everyday….

I assume this will end in suicide eventually…let’s just hope it’s a murder suicide…take them all down…because you’ve been abused girl…you just don’t realize it…

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2016

03

Nov

Birgit Kos is a Perfect Big Titty Model for Elle France of the Day

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Birgit Kos is a model I’ve never heard of, but I am in love with her, because sometimes these things happen, sometimes I revert to the virgin loser nerd you’d expect someone writing a bitter, hate-filled, angry website about models, celebrity bitches and society or humanity as a whole would be….you know the kind of guy who can watch a movie or photoshoot and think “I love her”…something I assume has happened to many of you….and by many of you I mean the one guy who still comes through the site….where my usual instinct of hating…

So I have idea who BIRGIT is, but she’s apparently been modeling since 2010 and is zero famous, making you think almost untouched and pure but we know better…if she’s in NY doing NY things while looking like this…there are rich boyfriends in the picture…but I won’t let that get in the way of our LOVE she’s unaware of….nothing can come between that…except maybe the police..I guess…shes’ that good and worth it…

Even if our love doesn’t materialize….I think she could be the next big thing…and not just because she’s got tits…but because she’s perfect.

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2016

03

Nov

Emma Watson’s Beauty and the Beast of the Day

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Emma Watson is playing Belle in Beauty and the Beast in what I assume is the live action version of the classic Disney ruined tale as old as time….about a hot chick falling in love with a monster…before being rewarded for not being a superficial whore…by having him convert back into being a handsome Prince…or some shit…something we can assume most Sugar Babies can relate to, only they know the beast they are about to fuck is rich enough to be their prince / financeer before letting them get their grubby paws on them…because women have this amazing talent of not being superficial…they don’t care if you’re fat, or ugly, or unshowered or disgusting…as long as you’re rich…and if you don’t believe me, just take your disgusting ass no one in your hometown pays attention – and go to LA where the hub of sugar babies live…they will all be nice to you assuming that you’re rich…since everyone there is rich…and that alone is hilarious…

I guess more importantly, it’s not about how a woman can fall in love with a monster who is actually a rich prince…it’s about beastiality…and the fact that some people can fuck animals because they are better than humans…and they just leave out the sequel or the scenes in the movie where she’s forced to fuck the animals in the barn to relive the passion she had with Beast before he converted back to human, you know the angry housewife fucking herself to pics of the monster….weird…right…

The whole thing is just too insane for me to grasp, but LET our kids watch this shit…it won’t fuck them up at all…

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2016

03

Nov

Kate Upton VS Jessica Simpson in Big Tits Doing Grease of the Day

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I realize that Halloween is over, but I am all about the table scraps, the leftover stragglers that are just kinda hanging around after the main event, those are usually the ones with no where to go, or the ones looking for a warm shower and meal, or in a lot of cases with fat girls like Jessica Simpson and Kate Upton, looking for sex.

So what better way to hang onto the dream for those girls who still haven’t gone home after their Halloween bender on Monday night….you know just railing lines of adderall or meth…wasted in some crack den…still wearing a her Harley Quinn costume…or parts of it that aren’t covered in semen, puke and broken dreams…because you know that’s happening somewhere..

Than to look at and compare fatty Jessica Simpson big tits and fatty Kate Upton big tits…dressed in the same costume…because they are basic, not creative, puppets who need people to direct their behavior….

So here’s Jessica Simpson:

and her’s Kate Upton….

Both not showing enough big tit…so to make up for it -here is Kate Upton doing some fitness / humping the air…..porn to some…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Kate Upton|SFW

2016

03

Nov

Trick or Treating with a Bait Kid of the Day

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(click the pic to see the video moron)

I generally hate youtube videos, even though there’s an element of youtube that is amazing because it doesn’t rely on suits choosing what gets seen or not, at least that’s what they want you to think, but the reality is that when google bought youtube, they set up their content partners and paid them out a percentage of ad revenue they made off their content, making a lot of these assholes rich….even if they don’t really need to be rich…without getting agencies and production companies involve…you know just evil empire and filmer guy and end user…that’s all we need…

I do like trolls, even when they are fake, and I know that this may not be as candid as expected, he probably tipped off the people first..but if it’s not set up and it is legit, I thought it was clever…because the only think I like to laugh at, since laughing is a waste of time, I don’t believe in it…and comedy is lame as a concept…especially stand-up comedy…I love stupidity…and human fails…where in this case…they just believe a fake kid is a real kid…it’s just the basic kind of troll I like…

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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

02

Nov

Salma Hayek in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness…

I guess she’s in some midlife crisis, or pulling out the old content she shot and never used, for GQ Mexico…in her second media blitz for Mexico in a day, maybe she’s running for President there…or maybe she’s got a new movie…or maybe she’s calling favors to get the attention she SEEKS…who knows…but good fucking job…reminding us why you exist…THEM TITS. Solid…yet so soft and juicy…like a ripe Mexican Avacado i want to stick my dick in….and fuck…because I am that dude you can’t leave rotting fruit around…I’ll just fuck it.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2016

02

Nov

Kate Moss Does a Campaign of the Day

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Kate Moss is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 30 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model…traveling the world in all the exclusive places and events all while looking like she crawled out of a very fashionable dumpster…and I’ve loved every thing about her from the minute I first saw her…she was just the rockstar, skinny girl, heroin chic goddess who acted like she didn’t give a fuck, because she probably didn’t give a fuck, she was getting paid and invited everywhere…just for being Kate Moss..and she’s still iconic…people still love her…and I just want to see more of her really long nipples.

I generally don’t love old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 30 years of living on a woman…I still fuck them if I can…or let them sit on m face..but the fact is that I don’t like women who are 30 years old…but this one is special…a survivor who still looks good to me….better than most…even in shitty shoots because she’s Kate Moss…

Here’s the video:

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2016

02

Nov

Emma Watson’s Cleavage for the Harry Potter Perverts of the Day

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Emma Watson creeps me out, partially because she’s not all that hot – yet is considered a massive and important star in the Hollywood system, with fans everywhere, but she mainly creeps me out because those fans are Harry Potter fans who have watched her grow up, playing their love interest in their favorite books, and feel some sort of connection to her.

I am convinced that when she was 12 and pre-pubescent, these creeps were all about her, maybe they weren’t jerking off to her at 12, but they were anticipating her turning 18, so that they could jerk off to…wondering how big her tits would grow after puberty (not very big) and other equally uncomfortable shit…

So whenever I see her either nude in movies, or at events showing some little cleavage because she’s got little tits, I think to myself…just how much cum has been spurted onto lonely, pathetic, sad bellies because of her…and it repulses me..

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2016

02

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Cheerleader Ass of the Day

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Here’s a terrifying image Bella Thorne showing the world her ass because it’s Halloween and even when it’s not Halloween that’s what she does…so based on that fact along…I am suprised she’s not spreading her asshole for the world to see, you know to really make a shocking “It’s halloween, look how crazy I am”….but then again she’s from a strategic family who have crafted their kids to be puppets and they know that that asshole shot is worth gold…

There was a time in the porn industry – when an anal scene was an upsell..it was build the girl up for a year or two banging her out and when a cash grab was needed…do anal, but in this internet porn era of all girls doing anal on the first casting call, because porn chicks are porn chicks for a reason, and anal is mainstream….the do it for the same price as vaginal…totally degrading the value of anal…

I guess Belle Thorne realizes the most basic sales tactics in what she does, something these dumb new porn chicks who want to be in porn so bad and think it’s a challenge or achievement to get into porn, when really anyone can do it…they are just dumb….

So no free anus for you, but I figure that makes you want her more and that makes her asshole worth more, because she’s not handing out for free.. Strategic…

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