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2016

31

Oct

Controversial Hilary Duff’s Pilgrim Fucks the Native of the Day

Hilary Duff is so scandalous. So controversial. FROM FUCKING THE HELP!…Her personal trainer who seduced her as he showed her SQUAT form, using his dick, then announcing it to the world last week with a kiss…Saying, “I’m so rich, I like controlling the men I fuck who I basically own because he’s the trainer – and a taste of the Hilary DUff good life / pussy, is what every trainer in Hollywood dreams…otherwise they’d train back home in Michigan or wherever the fuck he’s from….

She’s now bringing him out in public for Halloween in an OFFENSIVE costume…her as a PILGRIM with all her Western money and influence…him as the native she’s moving onto with her raping…because she can…she’s got GOD or in this case Hollywood on her fucking side…she’s Hilary Duff motherfuckers…

I am all for freedom of speech and don’t believe the Social Justice warriors should win this one, who cares…traditional or parody of an Indian in headdress is what white people would get mad about…when really they should be getting mad about how treaties written when raping and pillaging their land aren’t being respected….you know…it’s context…

I don’t think black face, asian eyes, mexican moustaches, TRANNIES…or Indian features or DOT on Halloween is a bad thing…it’s the one fucking day you should be able to do it…so people need to relax…

HOWEVER, since it’s Hilary Duff’s thickness and the cock it bounces on…let’s slaughter him…for violating our woman…that SAVAGE…

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2016

31

Oct

Russian Dancer Does Harley Quinn Dance of the DAy

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Harley Quinn was the Pumpkin Spice latte of costumes this year…. EVERY white girl dressed like her..it was the thing to do…if you left your house it was Harley Quinn on Harley Quinn on Harley Quinn….but not as intensely s this Russian dance video, because soem Harley Quinn’s are hotter than others, and some are skinnier than others…including fatty Margot Robbie…

Here’s a round-up of Harley Quinn costumes…for you suburban basic bitches to get some last minute make-up ideas…so you can dress the same as so many other girls at the party and for you nerd Comic Book pervs…to jerk off to…

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2016

31

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Halloween Costume of the Day

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Bella Thorne wore lingerie – because it’s Halloween…but also because it’s social media and any excuse she can to be racy or half naked…whether in the gym, at the beach, on set, or doing photoshoots for Playboy….this girl milks it like it is the cow Ariel Winter….

I’m actually pretty disappointed in her performance, you’d think as a girl walking that fine line of mainstream slutty, and too hardcore for Disney, which is probably not hardcore at all, at least not behind the closed doors of their execs…but too hardcore as an image….and so far she’s mastered it…because she can pretend her intent is wholesome, innocent and the people sexualizing her are just sexualizing her…

You’d think Halloween, like it is for so many girls, would be the day she can really push it, since she pushes it all the fucking time….but she’s let us down…I guess you can’t keep good things going forever…eventually they crack..but I prefer when they crack in the other way…you know falling apart at the seams with sex tapes and other amazingness…not shitty Halloween costumes…

Here she is making out with her boyfriend…

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2016

31

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass Has a Bunny Tail of the Day

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Ariel Winter was dressed as a fat girl confident in her body – thanks to having a lot of money and being praised by the masses, but more importantly her immediate circle for so many years, allowing her to have an ego and filter to filter out the haters…so that she can live a life of confidence….and half nakedness because it feels good to expose yourself to the world…

I guess…she’s dressed as a fat girl with a fat ass that has a white cotton ball lodged in her that she was trying to use to properly wipe her fat ass because it’s hard to reach due to obesity…and it got stuck…

Or maybe it’s just a slutty bunny tail butt plug…from fetish porn she was filming to make her feel like art….

Or maybe…she’s a Playboy bunny because original costume ideas is theme of every Halloween…I guess we can say at least she’s not Harley Quinn…

Here’s some more….

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2016

31

Oct

Nicola Peltz in a Blue Latex Dress of the Day

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Billionaire Nicola Peltz is making her billionaire dad proud…not that he actually notices her…he’s like all billionaire dads, the check signer…who is too busy being a billionaire…that allows him to Donald Trump her and be proud of her on a sexual level like “look how hot my daughter is, let’s pay movie producers to cast her in movies, so the world sees how hot she is and so they know I made her”….

She’s in a slutty fetish dress because she’s showcasing her skills learned from the kind of sugar babies her sugar baby loving dad probably hangs out with…or maybe this is the low level marketing strategy low level girls trying to be higher level do….

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2016

31

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio as Jessica Rabbit of the DAy

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I guess Alessandra Ambrosio is putting her new fake tits to use…dressed as Jessica Rabbit…something that would probably make you Roger Rabbit fetishists come yourself…

Part of me loves seeing hot models in costumes showing off their bodies….even when they are old, even after having a kid…because models…bounce back from childbirth, their lives and bank accounts rely on it….unlike lying housewives from all walks of life who don’t bounce back from the hell that is child birth….

Now that doesn’t mean her vagina is well contained…but we can’t tell from these shitty pics….but it’s Halloween…so yay…I guess…whatever…just go outside and see all the slutty pussy being slutty pussy…as slutty pussy tends to be…

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2016

31

Oct

Tara Reid Terrifying Costume of the Day

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Tara Reid doesn’t need a costume on Halloween…because she’s a fucking living, breathing, corpse…

But I guess she felt like dressing like some slutty Santa, or elf, or something that showcased her showcased her very flat stomach and skinny half dead legs….

I don’t know about you, but I fucking love skinny chicks, especially in this fat chicks taking over our life….making these girls who look all anorexic or drug addict chic…a rare occurrence..but that doesn’t mean it’s not a great occurrence…maybe even a miracle occurrence…it must be a miracle…amazed they exist…because after years of the perpetual spring break party and probablynot eating…getting all skinny…she’s not dead…even if she looks it…

I am in love….but that could just be curiosity from wondering what her pussy smells like…

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She’s at an event in a video shot in a way that looks like how she probably sees the world…all blurry and twisted…

A video posted by Tara Reid (@tarareid) on Oct 23, 2016 at 11:49am PDT

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2016

31

Oct

Demi Lovato as Slutty Dorothy of the Day

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Demi Lovato is slutty Dorothy…unfortunately not Dorothy from the Golden Girls, who has the same sex appeal as Demi Lovato normally has….but since her breakup from longtime boyfriend FES from That 70s Show….

She’s gone from “no make up monday”….and “Fat slob on stage, own your body, I love eating all day, because I’m bi-polar, love food, it’s a great angle to be lazy and eat all day, plus the world is fat and lazy also so they buy into it…awesome”…..

To…”here I am half naked in a onesie showing off my thonged ass on stage, to here I am dressing up in some weird fetish shit for Wizard of Oz perverts like you”…

Girls are so typical…

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2016

31

Oct

Maise Williams Tits with Sophie Turner for Halloween of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but apparently Maise Williams and Sophie Turners are the girls who the nerds who are obsessed with that sci/fi fantasy shit….which turns out to be everyone…because so many people watch this Dragon Shit…jerk off to..

I guess since they don’t need costumes on Halloween since they are in costume everyday of their life…and at CosPlay events and shit for those nerds who are obsessed with that sci/fi shit get to meet them in person for an autograph they pay for…after waiting in line for hours…so they have that personal contact to jerk off to…you know to make jerking off to the girls better….

But that doesn’t mean MAISE, like the fresh corn of our Native friends we raped, can’t wear a push-up bra….

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Posted in:Maise Williams|SFW

2016

31

Oct

Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America…

Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country…

I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be…

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