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2016

31

Oct

J.Lo Dressed Like 1995 for Halloween of the DAy

Subtle…

I am all about asses. I think they are great. I never really feel into the J.Lo big ass hype of the early 2000s, because I just thought her ass was fat and kind of gross, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t fingered asses, eaten asses, or stared at asses while a girl walks by me in leggings, short shorts…or if I’m lucky…as she hovers over my face at the strip club for 10 dollars a song…10 dollars canadian…which is like 4 dollars USD…

I always felt that J.Lo was bullshit, milking her hispanic roots, paving the way for people like Kim Kardashian to get away with being fat assed….and at 45 or 50 she’s still using her ass to get noticed….

Now I get that she looks good for her age, but she’s also sitting on a pile of money, is involved in acting, TV shows…so her ass is just gratuitous…or just her way of feeling sexy…and I guess that’s ok….if it wasn’t at a political event for Hillary Clinton…seems a little out of place..and terrifying…but I guess this is how she communicates with the LATINO…they just believe any bullshit thrown their way….bitch can’t even speak spanish, but they’ll be her fans for life…

This may not be a halloween costume…but it is to me…

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Here is the video…presidential….

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2016

31

Oct

Kylie Jenner Halloween Costume of the Day

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Kylie Jenner dressed like a pig, who was dressed like Kim Kardashian, dressed like Christina Aguilera during her “dirty” years….and she took it very fucking seriously, because when you’re a skinny teatox and other social media based businesses vending…and you’ve been thrown into this world at a young age and grew up on it – as a muppet to push low level content, face-tuned filtered faces, becoming the leader of muppet looking women and all their plastic surgeries, who know they will never quite be as plastic and adorned as Kylie….her social media costume for Halloween, the biggest day for Social media people to showcase their vapid, try hard stupidity…even if everyday is Halloween to these idiots…they are zero fucking real, just MEMEs…plastic and uninteresting memes…and it will be interesting to see how this unfolds, if there is ever a social media protest…leaving this monster, all mangled from surgery like some modern frakenstein shit…built off face fillers not dead body parts…but equally spooky…

People are actually talking about this…like it’s a thing….which is ridiculous to me…it’s like a shitty bootleg real doll…I hate this look..

But I guess…it is Halloween and she is a fucking monster…so it works.

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2016

28

Oct

Serena Williams Ass of the DAy

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I don’t think there is any debate that Serena Williams is on the “She’s a Man” program…starring Amanda Bynes…or was that Lady Bug with Jonathan Brandis…you know the age old story of men being stronger than women – so throw them into women’s sports dressed like a woman….to fucking win…

I just don’t understand why her hormone levels have never been released to the media, outlining that she’s a man, maybe they know how to dose estrogen before the tests…who knows…but I also don’t understand how dudes fuck her, because she does fuck dudes, I mean I know it’ll be through her pooper hole, but that ass cheek is so fucking big, you’d need a monster dick to penetrate the anus seal….

I guess I’d need to watch her sex videos to really grasp it…but luckily those don’t exist yet….even though I’d probably try to jerk off to them because they’re something new and different…right…

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2016

28

Oct

Kelly Rohrbach Modeling Bullshit of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is some fake model – who did SPorts Illustrated, that’s how you know she’s not a real model, since they very rarely have REAL models on their Swimsuit issue, but rather real average, all american girls with some big tits…not that that’s a bad thing…it just is when the bitches being featured think they are real models…cuz they end up dating people like Leo, who put them on the map and help increase that ego with being cast as Pam Anderson in Baywatch the Musical…. until they get to the point of hooker to maintain that lifestyle…where they just only date billionaires….making for real vapid, superficial, ugly people…all while ultimately not being that hot, or interesting or amazing…even when doing some modeling like these pics…just dog shit…that’s all I smell…and see…dogshit…but that’s probably because my wife is sitting across the table from me….

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2016

28

Oct

Ariel Winter Fat Tits of the Day

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Fatty Ariel Winter put out her Ariel Winter signature TITS SO FAT SHE HAD TO GET THEM REDUCED BUT LUCKILY THANKS TO HORMONES IN THE FOOD AND OVEREATING THEY ARE BACK TO BEING FAT JUST NOT AS FAT OR MAYBE JUST NOT AS SLOPPY WITH REPOSITIONED NIPPLES….on her snapchat to remind you why you care about Ariel Winter….despite the rest of her, face included being vile, disgusting, monstrous and not wearing enough clothing….

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2016

28

Oct

Nicki Minaj Ass for AIDS of the Day

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Nicki Mina is a disgusting pig of a woman, who miraculously went from being a fat clown looking bitch the label used as the black Lady Gaga…to some big booty bitch in hip hop the label uses as some kind of freakish sex icon….despite being absolutely disgusting…who can rap…like she was Lil Kim….I guess she’s a professionally trained actor, identity crisis, who has the ability to really morph into whatever character she wants to be – now that she’s rich as fuck…but that to me just affirms how garbage she is…and if you have doubts…just look at this messy ass implant…it’s repulsive..

She’s at an AIDS event, something she has unfortunately not died of…because the best thing she could do for AIDS, or that AIDS could do for her is kill her off…even though it’s not a death sentence, we can try…

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Victoria Justice was also there….in a see through thing…where she managed to continue being as fucking boring as fucking possible…it’s her thing…I guess…

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2016

28

Oct

Willa Holland Ass of the Day

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Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid.

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2016

28

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy

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Hailey Baldwin is not completely useless, she’s proven that you don’t need to be a model to be a model, you just need to be Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, with a good enough marketing team and a fake friendship with the Jenners to be the third or fourth fake friend casted to go to events with them….garbage…when not fucking Bieber when she was underage…that’s his thing.

Sure, she’s skinny enough and young enough to want to fuck…I guess…or look at in her panties showing off her legs in panties….but more importantly, she’s got followers on instagram…which is all that really matters in this very sad and depressing world…because it can be faked by rich people…and isn’t really as “organic” or “authentic” as they pretend…

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2016

28

Oct

Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day

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I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions.

I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile.

I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage…

I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER.

Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her…

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2016

28

Oct

Irina Shayk is God of the Day

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I’ve probably already posted these pics of Irina Shayk, I am so on the ball, first to every photoset but I don’t remember because all this shit is the fucking same, and the only reason Irina Shayk stands out amongst the rest is because she’s relatively perfect to look at, I mean it’s safe to say that as a Russian Import who is dating Brad Cooper the Womanizer celebrity, after dating Ronaldo the superstar homo, which means she knows how to navigate this shit.

She’s probably intolerable, a whiner, and needy money grubber, who knows how to balance being annoying to get dudes obsessed with pleasing her…rather than just ignoring her calls…and I assume that happens through sex….because as a Russian…we know she’s a professional. She gets the job done…and she has no soul, scruples or ego…she just is a hard communist worker, who can afford to be lazy, but who knew the way to maximize her hotness…

But damn she’s good to stare at…and make you want a Russian pet of your own…even though signing up with the devil, the cold war heir devil…who will make you fucking work for her…even after you buy her…they are just that good…

I guess what I’m saying is that this cold, dark, evil woman…looks so good that she’s my sunshine….in an industry filled with whores who aren’t as engaging as this whore….masterful…

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