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2016

27

Oct

Gigi Hadid Panty Flash for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Gigi Hadid looks better since she’s lost weight, everything is better when it’s less fat…and these pics are borderline hot of her, they almost make me think that she deserves some of the attention she’s getting as a model, rather than just hate on her for being some entitled rich kid who bought her career thanks to digital marketing, but I am a weak person and skinny legs and expensive panty flashes, something I assume she dreamt about doing in magazines while growing up, you know “maybe one day the world will see my panties, since I have a trust fund and have nothing better to do with my time, plus they’ll pay me…unless it’s editorial, even though I don’t need to get paid cuz I’m rich as fuck…thanks to having a real daddy…not sugar daddy”…..

The point is…there is no point…just pics of her slutty enough for me but arguably not slutty enough for the attention whore she is….because it works.

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2016

27

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Social Media Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails….but now…today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or he’ll pull the plug…because some puppets remain puppets forever…and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to fuck when you’re wife is at bowling on thursday nights…

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2016

27

Oct

Maria Menounos’ Old Lady Bikini Pic of the Day

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The Maria Menounos’ most notable bikini pic that I post every time I do a post on Maria Menounos is these pussy flash of her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

It’s really the only thing I know about her, other than that she was a host of a shitty entertainment show people obviously watch, but shouldn’t watch, because these celebrity tabloid shows are fucking garbage owned by the celebrities to perpetuate their bullshit careers…it’s all a scam…

I like that I know she probably expected way more out of life than being the Mary Hart of her generation…because why else is she out there posting bikini pics like a low level famewhore…it’s pretty simple self promotion…something she’s obviously got figured out…having been the host of a celebrity owned tabloid show to perpetuate their celebrity existence…

That’s probably why I have very little to say about Menounos…that is interesting or new….fresh…but when dealing with a played out, old, washed up twat posing obnoxiously in her bikini…again…as repetitive as my commentary on her…I’m left uninspired…and interested at looking at cheesy bikini shoot selfies from girls just coming up – not girls who almost made it – in the lowest level way….not into it..but I guess she looks hot for an old lady…those looks are how she ended up on TV in the first place…but I’m thinking some FACETUNE photoshop went into the production of these pics…

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Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2016

27

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day

Here’s a shocker…Bella Hadid was cast to be a Victoria’s Secret model for their bullshit fashion show that I don’t understand….It makes no sense to me…I mean from “girls in underwear” front I get it…but there’s this thing called internet porn that has girls going the extra mile in their underwear….and this other thing called social media…where girls are in their underwear…who you can actually message and promise fame to and they’ll answer….social media…the thing we’ll assume is the motivator behind casting this Hadid, the younger Hadid, the hotter Hadid…who is making moves and not just on The Weeknd’s dick when he’s not fucking other chicks after concerts….because Victoria’s Secret just wants as much hype as possible, and figure get an “it girl”…whether she’s worthy or not…she’s got followers, people give her press..and that press gets her more followers…in this cycle of at least she wasn’t as much of Kardashian /Jenner groupie as her sister….she played the less annoying entitled girl, who rode the sister’s coat tails…and ultimately…she’s got great tits…but still fucking sucks…and is only getting work because brands like Victoria’s Secret want to rape her followers and sell them product going into holiday…good old fashioned made in CHina yet overpriced making a billionaire…panties…that I’d be offended if someone bought me…not because I’m a man, I’m all about panties…but because it’s a shitty fucking gift…and the fact people watch their infomercial…that they put on in primetime…like it’s the home shopping channel with less fun…with always blow my mind…but maybe they’re there to see Bella Hadid…I’m sure that’s what the brand is hoping…garbage..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

27

Oct

Bar Refaeli Post Pregnancy Bikini in Luxurious Setting of the Day

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Bar Refaeli recently had a kid, but she’s a bikini model, and bikini model she will do, because we live in an era of empowered women, where bodyshaming is illegal, and that fat girls can join the party they usually waited in the corner until 3 am to pick up loose ends…and having a kid, despite it ravaging the vagina…doesn’t kill a career like it should…and apparently neither does 30th birthdays….or acne…or anything…it’s the era of flaws…and I feel like I am an old man, because I am an old man, trying to navigate new territory….not because I don’t fuck disgusting girls…I have fucked real fucking disgusting girls…I just don’t like flaws when content is produced around girls who are paid to be hot…call me a perfectionist..with high expectations…except in every aspect of my life…but this isn’t about my life…this is the internet…and I want it to do better….and go back to saying “you’re old, you’re fat, shut the fuck up, or show us breast feeding videos…we like breast feeding videos…but do it without the baby..you know just lactating videos…yeah….”….

But I never get what I want…but apparently Bar does, as she dates rich guys and is on vacation in rich person places…being the arm candy that validate all the time dude spent getting rich…

She’s a Jewish icon…the jerk off material to the Orthodox Koshers who can only jerk off to jewish girls…and along with Natalie Portman…is probably top tier Jewish pussy…and that alone…is good enough…you know since they are the chosen ones…

I prefer her weird ass video…

A video posted by Bar Refaeli (@barrefaeli) on

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

27

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow See Through of the Day

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Apparently this is Gwyneth Paltrow in a see through outfit, I have never had any interest in seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in see through anything, I am pretty sure that I’ve seen at least one of her nude pictures, and it was uneventful…and back when she was in her 20s…an era where all these dudes who I just assumed were gay would date her like she was something special. I’ve always found her a lie, nepotism created, uninteresting…and entitled…and that alone prevents me from doing the zoom in to possibly see her old lady mom nipple…but she obviously has fans, people like her, and since I am accommodating…this is as deep as I’ll go into this…while being annoyed that I’ve gone this far into this…when really I should be doing more important things in life…like sexting…in real life…with girls…because going up to random girls and saying “send nudes”….is a social experiment that should be a viral video…but instead is something I do just for myself…because I think some things should be sacred…Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of those things…I mean…unless being sacred means being sacrificed…which would be ideal….rid the world of one more parasite…or try to find her nipple..

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2016

26

Oct

Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day

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Charli XCX is a pretty likeable girl, she goes to all the hip parties, hangs out with all the hip people, has low level celebrity, even lower level of celebrity than Rita Ora, but LA people fucking love British accents and they fucking love any level of celebrity…so those people in LA looking for anyone of some relevance to eat up, exploit, hang out with….attach themselves to her…and throughout all that – she shows off her big tits…in any way she can…and that’s pretty clever…because people love tits…

Everyday may be halloween to her, always in disguise, unsure of who she actually is, dressed up in character, but today she’s in a literal costume and giving us just a little more tit that usual…because she’s hard workin’. Not very good at performing or singing…but who needs good…that’s what mute is for….we just want to watch…by want to watch…I mean…we will watch when a pervert internet blogger puts up the pics…because we are filling in the hours of life before death…

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Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2016

26

Oct

In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day

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How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued…

I’m thinking at least one…

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

26

Oct

Fat Ariel Winter Makes Money Off Being Fat Ariel Winter of the Day

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I am someone who questions why people are sexualizing Ariel Winter, and more importantly why she’s posting erotic, pervy, exhibitionist selfies for attention, when she’s already on TV and working as an actress, and the only thing I can think of is that she likes the attention, wants the following, and is an exhibitionist…or maybe she’s delusional and thinks she’s really hot – thanks to all the dudes freaking out over her during her stint on TV, as dudes are perverts and love tits…or maybe it’s because everyone sucks up to her…or ultimately, maybe she doesn’t give a fuck becaus she’s rich and famous….so I guess what I am saying is that I am a body shamer and feel there’s no need to be slutty for no reason, it’s not part of her job…it’s strictly for her ego…and I find it trashy, disgusting…and not pornographic enough to make the cut….

So I read her caption, trying to encourage fat chicks to be fat chicks…and to post pics as fat chicks…and thought…”well fat chick is trying to intellectualize or justify being a fat chick”….and I kept reading…and saw “PARTNERING WITH DOVE”….meaning it’s all part of a fucking campaign, she’s milking and getting paid to be a slutty fat chick, to angle against body shaming, in an OWN your body campaign…cashing fucking in on this….and for some reason I find that hysterical…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

26

Oct

Marloes Horst by Zoey Grossman for Acacia Swimwear of the Day

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Marloes Horst isn’t the only whore in the fashion and model industry, her name just happens rhymes with whores…and I find it fitting because I haven’t met a model I’ve never felt would have sex with the right person for money or career…they are puppets who use and rely on their bodies to get paid way too much money…and their substance, beyond being tall, skinny and often times hot….is pretty much non existent…but they do like luxury vacations, expensive restaurants, smoking cigarette and doing blow at clubs, while pretending to be art and above the commercial component of the industry – before signing off to be a promo model for a billion dollar brand like Victoria’s Secret….who rent her out to other brands like this swimwear company…to help promote the mother company…because anything she does is branded VS, that’s their marketing scam….great ass though…

The photographer is fake hipster Zoey Grossman, who is getting a lot of work despite all her pics looking the same, soaked in piss and shit to get that film coloring, like it’s the 70s, even though it’s on digital camera….and boring…lacks personality…and her ego and success is undeserving…but with a name like Grossman we can assume her dad owns Hollywood or something…because I am just amazed that Photographer is still a career…JUST USE YOUR IPHONES…

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