Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…
I guess, she’s just a good Russian who knows this is a direct line to the rich life, the rich husband life, far better than trying to escape through the mountains of Siberia….so you do what you’re told, Communist Work Camp work ethic, Russian Spy calculated sneakiness, Russian hooker sex skills…all bundled up into one pile of near perfect. perfect.
Emma Roberts is a lovely mainly because she’s skinny, Hollywood starlet raised by Hollywood people who were likely very fucked up people who shouldn’t be raising anything – assuming that her dad had any time for her – while he was self destructing after his oscar… I guess, when you peak…it’s ok to throw in the towel, do B movies all while trying to get as much cocaine and booze in you as possible…
That said, we can assume that there are as many many deep rooted issues that come with being raised in LA, and a whole bunch more issues when you’re raised by famous people, then even more issues when you’re thrown into acting….just a weird as fuck reality…and those things make Emma Roberts all the more exciting….while she wears a dress that you can cum on and wipe off without it staining….Convenient…
Kate Beckinsale is loved by everyone who can see past the fact that she’s 40 years old…which happens to be all of Kate Beckinsale’s creepy fans who are so committed to her and would be committed to her even if her fitness, starvation, probable good plastic surgery had melted away with disgusting like most 40 year old women…because that’s what happens…
Here she is riding a YOGA Ball….which is a fetish to me, someone who went to a gym once and saw a hot chick riding the YOGA ball just like this….so I just patiently awaited her to get off it – so I could sniff the sweaty rubber amazingness…
Here’s a little Rebecca Romijn Stamos who is no longer a Stamos – but rather a Jerry O’Connell…the fat kid from Stand By Me….At one point, back when this site was relevant, she was one of the hot model chicks who barely did anything of substance, but who didn’t need to do anything of substance because she had big tits….
Well, she’s a mom, she still exists because of her tits….and here is her armpit for my creepy friend with an armpit fetish – and who actually convinces girls off tinder to let him fuck their armpits – because it’s not like actual sex and when you have the chance to get your armpit fucked – you gotta just go for it…..and weirdly enough, the fat chicks always go for it….
In Stupid Rebecca Romijn Stamos news, she’s currently fighting with Gigi Hadid’s mom because she made a statement about social media models killing the concept of Super Models, because the fashion industry uses these people due to followers, rather than leading the trends by deciding or finding the next look or model, which is true, these social media girls who don’t deserve to be making money – are making stupid money – because brands like followers….and I guess when you’re a busty and amazing despite being old mom – who hates social media chicks – who is fighting with social media chicks’ reality show moms…you’re cooler to me…possibly a dream mom.
After this morning’s queef round-up – I think we should tone down the sexy with some pics of a mom named Christina Ricci, who at one point in time was one of the hottest child stars you creepily jerked off to as she hit puberty on the Addams family…
She eventually grew silly massive tits like the Ariel Winter of her generation – only way darker, creepily damaged, and way cooler because her rebellion was being dark and in indy movies after protesting her parents for making her a child star….and like Ariel Winter chopped the tits off, before losing her mind, becoming anorexic and doing shitty TV shows…and now this…a mom…
Nothing says thanksgivng like QUeefing by the Christmas tree….wtf internet…you’re so weird.
Back when the site was more relevant – I would do a post called random google images, where I would do a google image search and post all the fucking weird shit that came up for that search…then out of anger for being flagged by google and not making the google ad money so many of these shitty sites made – I am talking millions off dollars off less traffic than me – I went on a mission to showcase how google’s youtube is just a weird fetish site, so I’d look up weird fetishes or random things I knew dudes were jerking off to hosted on youtube to call them out…
Today, for some reason, I did a search for QUEEF…and some weird, mainly the lead in video, of a family watching their daughter QUEEF was a reminder of how weird YOUTUBE actually is….
The hottest of the QUEEF videos, is one that YOUTUBE won’t let me embed… BUT YOU CAN SEE HERE ….
Here are some more QUEEF videos on YOUTUBE hosted and monetized by Youtube….Owned by Publicly Traded Company called GOOGLE….who make money off QUEEF videos…because they are a fetish site…the biggest fetish site in the world…
Here’s another one…
Here’s a better one…..who are these people….
Yoga Pose Queef….
With a Toy Mic….
Dog Sniffs Queef…
Little known fact, my original internet name / handle / message board name was VBF for Vaginal Blood Fart… I was so progressive back then…
Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE…
Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right.
She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me.
Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking overrated…she’s overpaid, she’s over inflated, she’s over used, she’s overhyped, she’s garbage…I actually can’t stand her….
But she looked good in her nudes. Like really good. It almost validated her as the Hollywood created high paid star who keeps getting nominated for Oscars because it is part of the scam to keep budgets as high as possible so everyone get seriously fucking paid….
She’s dating Darren Aronofsky, because he was the director on a movie she’s in, and I guess she likes to fuck the boss, or maybe she’s the actual boss on the movie and he’s just the creeper who tries to fuck everyone but may stick with this one because she’s not some extra or groupie trying to get hollywood – she is hollywood and hollywood is a status thing and she’s a big deal…but most importantly she’s got great tits…
Here’s the video…of her answering a bunch of questions – where she doesn’t look hot….
Pamela Anderson is getting topless because she’s a porn avenger…and thinks that porn, despite being in her own porn, is the devil, because if your porn is with your husband you got Hep C from, rather than some paid actor you’re being paid to fuck, it’s not actually porn, but art – letting you inside their world….or something ridiculous…
I think her fighting porn is more about her ex husband / boyfriend / who was the male star of the Paris Hilton sex tape….meaning both Pam Anderson and her husband were in sex tapes….were actually new age pornstars…his was Paris Hilton’s cock in One Night in Paris – developing a porn addiction where he would sit and jerk off to girls who look like Pam Anderson all clown tits and bleached hair but who aren’t 100 years old and weathered…and she got bitter…
Either way, why am I still talking about Pam Anderson, this is the kind of girl who dies at menopause.
The interesting thing about Tila Tequila being a nazi – going to white power or white nationalist events – is that she’s not white…
I guess that’s not that interesting, it’s just a weird cry for attention from the world’s first real famous social media star. The girl who got fake fans on myspace and leveraged that into a TV show, a celebrity in the tabloids, a really shitty sex tape on her decline, a conversion to judaism, and now she’s a nazi…because social media destroys people – let this be the case study all you instagram sluts stealing Tila Tequila’s pre-nazi glory…
Once a fame whore – always a fame whore – cuz she made a life from being a fame whore…now she’s left with nothing hope it’ll happen again for her…this is what happens when you give a low level a TV show. It’s Weird.
