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2016

21

Nov

Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day

Taylor Swift creeps me the fuck out, this is a video she live instagram streamed that I accidentally clicked on and had to download, because her little crew creep me the fuck out. Not just because of KENDALL JENNER’S REACTION WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CREW ….but because I know anyone who makes that much money off bullshit music – is fucking corrupt, evil, and a monster…

That said, drug rehab, addict and entitled whiner who will pretend it’s all a disease rather than being accountable for her own issues of being an entitled whiner – Selena Gomez – Lupus survivor so far – and self destructive little monkey…won an award and Taylor Swift, her theoretical enemy, but rather he BFF because they are all in this scamming TOGETHER….make that fucking money, strength in numbers, who fucking knows…but a competitor should never publicly celebrate like this…there’s something going on…don’t trust the rich puppets…

That said, Selena Won an AMA and she crawled out of Rehab to get it….incredible, but not at all…FINGERS crossed for Overdose…

That said, the AMAs mean nothing…and not just because I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good…..and make you think they are more important than they are – because they give out trophies to each other – despite already winning….

…But because these self hating puppets already won….

The AMAs are the only award show I’ve ever been invited to attend, yes make this about me, it was years ago, but still, that should show you how low grade they are – when they come to DrunkenStepfather with press passes, sure the site was big and more relevant and read, but still that’s fucking ghetto…and you’d think I’d be drawn to all things ghetto based on the girls I fuck…especially when they include me in their fun…but no, that just means they fucking suck…

Pile of shit, not an actual award, just a marketing platform. Fuck you AMAs.

Here’s Selena Gomez out of rehab winning nonsense…

Here are some sluts in attendeance….

Julianne Hough, looking like a crackwhore, which is exactly how Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark’s Host body treated her when they dated – so it all comes full circle…

Behati Prinsloo – Adam Levine from Maroon 5’s baby momma and her mom tits are so Music Industry thanks to his very annoying music…so obviously they’d be there…

Sports Illustrated model Hannah Davis, who may be the one married to Derek Jeter’s Herpes, but that could be another SI Model, I can’t keep track of these whores – but she wore a see through dress….and it was so classy – like a Disney Princess….

TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE

Hailee Steinfeld is looking skinny – because she realizes fat is gross – and as a popstar in training – who proves how easy it is to get into the music scene from the acting scene – you can’t be gross….

Nina Dobrev – Cornrows Because She’s into cultural appropriation and mocking slavary….right?

Olivia Munn – Weird fucking face counter balanced by tits – for the nerds…she exploited to get famous in the first place – BUT SHE IS SHOWING NIPPLES – BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET NOTICED

TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne – Brought it in a bra top looking like a Child Star about to collapse and I fucking love it.

Kat Graham in a See Through Outfit – Less Fat than she’s been at her fattest…oh wait that’s Ashley Graham…same shit….chubby sluts trying to get famous…maintain famous…etc…

Chrissy Teigen’s Pussy – Not Worthy of a Post of its Own because she’s shameless, disgusting and this pug faced wallet fucking cunt – haggard and vile – has used her attention seeking so aggressively that she’s got on TV like Tila Tequila…when she should just fucking kill herself…

TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE

Manly Muppet faced – overrated rich kid model with a man voice – was the host, god knows why, oh right trying to get young people to watch as they sink into the depths of AMAs don’t matter…GIGI HADID impersonated Melania Trump….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

21

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Lame Topless Pic for Sexual Predator Tyga of the day

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We live in a world where Kylie Jenner topless and riding her sex offender who fucked her at 16 – when he was already a baby daddy – because they are rich but still fucking trash – is a trending topic on social media – because social media is fucking terrible, it is shaping the world and dumbing them down because people fucking love fake news – so much that Mark Zuckerberg has to move in and make statements about fake news – and his fight on fake news – because he is pretending that he isn’t the reason Donald Trump, when Trump himself says that Facebook is the reason he won….yet humans are still using Facebook, while protesting, instead of protesting Facebook for it being the fucking devil…

That said, it’s interesting that this puppet, the youngest in the litter – was thrown out to the black men to babysit her while her dad was becoming a woman and her mom was puppet mastering and cashing in – and if you want to see the puppet master in action HERE’S HER MOM HANDLING KENDALL JENNER and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as hand down pants riding your babysitter weirdness going on here….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

21

Nov

Calvin Klein Underwear Pictures of the Day

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If you know sluts, not that you should call anyone sluts, it’s wrong, only sluts can call themselves sluts, it’s a new era and you calling girls sluts is aggressive, misogynistic and seems like you are shaming them, instead of celebrating their empowerment and right to show the world their underwear…underwear that you’ll know in this 90s revival is back to Calvin Klein….a trend that will remind you how everyone is the fucking same – everyone is a fucking drone robot who shameless do the same thing, take the same pic, even if it’s been done and is boring….because it is all the same…so as a 50 year old pervert – I know what everyone is wearing under their clothes because they aren’t wearing clothes – and I appreciate that…

This is some photoshoot / catalog shoot for their new collection with some tits – not because Calvin Klein is paying me to post this, they should, but aren’t…but let me give them a free ad anyway – as a thanks for tricking girls into showing their cheap underwear they paid 30 dollars at the mall for…like it’s gold…are you kidding me….keep up the good work team.

Here are some pics from social media to express my joy for girls showing off their underwear….

Posted in:Calvin Klein|SFW

2016

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I learned a very valuable lesson this weekend – both online and offline – because I wouldn’t give you bad advice dear reader – unless I went and tested it out myself – because that’s just the kind of guy I am…

If you see a girl alone at the bar – or who matches you on tinder. Do not go up to her and saw “OMG, you look like my sister….” you know to open the conversation up…then follow up with “I’ve always wanted to fuck my sister…but my dad won’t share”…

Such a basic incest joke to break the ice…in an era of social justice warriors who think all men are rapists, because they probably are…

That’s pretty much the only thing I remember from the weekendd but Here is some stepLINKS in the morning…

Lindsay Lohan Trolls Ariana Grande’s Instagram
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Kendall Jenner Being Controlled By Her Mom and Taylor Swift for Some Fat British Comedian Host
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Kanye West’s Weekend Crazy
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Britney Spears in a Lingerie Music Video
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World Record Model Car Collection
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Gwyneth Paltrow Erotica of the Day
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Hilary Duff – Bikini Tits
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Worlds Highest Bungee Jump Cookie Dunk
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Giant Sinkhole Gets Repaired in 2 Minutes
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The Boxer who Mannequin Challenges..
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Free Skating is the weirdest shit ever
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jaywalker Gets Hit
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The Obama / Biden Bromance Continues
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

18

Nov

Karlie Kloss See Through Shirt of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is the puppet used by Taylor Swift to relive her childhood that she gave up for her music career that makes her stupid money and that allows her to get real life models to play her barbie dolls that she makes live in her house and do weird sex acts with…because dolls do what they are told…

She’s actually the only Victoria’s Secret model who is actually a model…or tall enough to be a model….only the best for Taylor…..and now she is out showing nipple – cuz why not… I bet this is just Taylor’s puppet mastering….like “doll, go out there, show nipple, dance…stick this in your ass”…..in a “OMG THEY DO EVERYTHING I SAY – I’m SO RICH”…kind of way…weird.

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TO SEE MORE OF KARLIE KLOSS – THE TAYLOR SWIFT PUPPET – IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS – CLICK HERE

That said, here’s a boring, but expected to be boring because it is Candice Swanepoel baby picture…that unlike most baby pics….focuses on the only benefit of birthing…other than the possibility of having a spoiled entited social media / or virtual reality star child who gets naked on social media in 16 years…provided the world hasn’t exploded by then…

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Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2016

18

Nov

Britney Spears Weird Lingerie Slumber Party Video of the Day

Britney Spears has a new video. She was wearing lingerie and grinding up with some other chick and it would be magical if it wasn’t a creepy old crazy lady molesting a younger girl….even if she looks good, it’s the context of rape coming in all forms…

Not that I actually watched the video, I didn’t, so maybe the storyline is the old lady is the one being raped by the younger girl…making this post completely circular and irrelevant- with no takeaway for you – because what the fuck did you expect to takeaway from this…it’s a Britney Spears video – 20 years after the fact…

Here are her tits performing the same song in Vegas

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

18

Nov

Gigi Hadid’s Butt Shot for W Korea of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is in W Korea….where those crazy Koreans turned her into a K Pop video…all shiny bathing suit – with a skinnier than usual butt shot – because as a rich kid who bought her instagram model career – that went viral and turned into an actual model career – she had to live the part and lose the fat…because you can be a fat rich twat on instagram thanks to facetune and the lie that is is social media…but you can’t if you want to walk Victoria’s Secret infomercials…and other fashion shows that figure “use the bitch with all the fans, get the press, rather than actual models”….it’s all bullshit, sponsorship money, for people who are already making money or have money – gotta keep their socio-economic class richer…more egotistical…and reminded that their insular world is the only one that matters…

I saw an interview talking about her hosting the AMAs – which is this weekend and for the record are the only music award show that ever invited me to attend – which allows you to really grasp the quality Dick Clarke has left us with….and she went on about her One Direction Boyfriend…all while looking like a muppet faced Arab terrorist that Donald Trump should deport- but won’t because he’s a liar and likes rich people – and their slutty daughters…including his own….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

18

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez See Through Tits of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican celebrity – who has climbed the wall, or dug a tunnel, or took a flight and never left America – where she has come to steal the white person jobs – or sugar daddies from the domestic whores – by being the hot slutty immigrant temptress that these rich guys like because they can deport them….unless she has a work visa, but that wouldn’t make sense because she’s if she was legal, she wouldn’t be trying to be subtle by not showing her nipples…you know with Trump with his presidency it’s scary for a Mexcian…you can’t be out there nipples out….you fucking crazy white people just don’t get it.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eiza González|SFW

2016

18

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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According to my very important and accurate Facebook Trending News that made TRUMP win the election – Jennifer Lopez kissed Marc Anthony on stage at some hispanic award show that was honoring him for surviving despite being a premature looking, skeletor motherfucker….because apparently kissing your ex husband, when you’re hispanic and kiss everything due to your passionate latin nature, is newsworthy to white people….who care about this bullshit, or the hope of re-kindling love of your favorite famous couples who don’t matter, but are very rich and leaders or icon to hispanic world…

But I’m more into her slutty crotch shot for Harper’s Bazaar which despite being old, she’s had a fat ass forever, so unlike most chicks fattening up as they get older, we’re already used to this….it’s shameless, it’s silly, it makes her money while doing very little, so whatever – it happened….

All this to say I hate Jennifer Lopez….

To See The Rest of the Pics at some Award Show CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2016

18

Nov

Kaley Cuoco’s in Women’s Health Magazine of the Day

The Women’s Health UK magazine did a feature on Kaley Cuoco – the girl who killed John Ritter with her sex appeal from her first TV show….before working a 100 million dollar deal to close out her Modern Family show…money that she’s used to get a nose job and a boob job – that she’s in a Women’s Health magazine bragging and saying how they have made her life better….so these young girls reading up on their favorite “hot chick in the nerd show – because her hotness is accessible and nerd friendly”…who are already watching the Kardashians rebuild their faces and bodies…saving up for their first face injections…need that extra push to want to go under the knife…to look as good as they can on social media …because when you read up on Women’s Health the takeaway you want isn’t health, fitness, diet tips…it’s how to buy beauty….dumb cunt…isn’t even that hot.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW