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2016

16

Nov

Eniko Mihalik Not Nude – But Almost Nude – For Playboy of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a titty exposing model and she’s in the recent issue of Playboy….not the traditional titty magazine Playboy but rather the new Playboy which caters to pussy millennials who don’t like naked women – because objectifying women and sexualizing women is wrong….unless you’re that titty model, objectifying herself and sexualizing herself on her social media for likes….or I guess for fashion magazines that have women editorial staff and women readers so that the nudity can be deemed empowering for some reason – and not exploitative…even though Hefner’s daughter was the one running the magazine for a while – and women are capable of sexualizing and exploiting other women as easily as men are…not that nude photos are exploitative at all…these bitches choose to do it…it’s more anti-white man typical illogical social justice warrior behavior…

The pics are by David Bellemere, who is loved and is at the peak of his career – shooting top models for everyone everywhere – but who built an audience taking nude pics….including for Playboy prior to the NO nudity clause – while they were rebranding….but not for Playboy now…because that’s wrong…and not ad friendly…so compromise content for advertisers….

It really just blows my fucking mind….but here are the pics of the Hungarian you’ve seen naked before…but not for Playboy – that’d be fucking crazy…

These are from the same shoot but for Playboy Russia – that’s a bit more hardcore.

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2016

16

Nov

Bella Thorne is Intense of the Day

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Yeah baby – I like the pimply skin…all fucking acne scabbed and pock faced like a homeless teenage runaway addicted to meth…all angry looking giving those dirty looks like you’re hungry and skinny but chose the drugs over food – with your prostitute money…

I like that she’s acting like she hates the paparazzi that she probably called – or maybe it was her creepy latch-on of a sister who loves attaching herself to anything that this one does – including her hair color – because it puts her on a higher playing field of relevance – even if she’s the one in the background out of focus in the picture…the Haylie Duff or Alli Simpson of the Thorne family….

Either way, this is mainstream actor, pulling social media tactics, to increase her mainstream acting profile, and at 18…there’s so much good that go go wrong….the trainwreck…that we anticipate will happen….

I can assure you that at one point in her lifetime – probably sooner than later….we will all see her cunt and that’s exciting. I guess…I mean it is the era of everyone exposing their vagina like trashy insecure sluts looking for validation through LIKES and FOLLOWS…but I’ll take it anyway…all of it…send the vagina pics my way..

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2016

16

Nov

Ariel Winter Feeds her Inner Thighs of the Day

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The biggest question that comes up when it comes to Ariel Winter – besides “who is Ariel Winter?” and not in a philosophical way – but in a I’ve never watched Modern Family, so I am not one of the creeps who fell in love with her teen character – and watched her teen character grow out her tits – before chopping off her tits only to grow back her tits – is “How did her chopped off tits grow back to massive tits”….and the answer is “IN AND OUT”…

We can assume that she’s not getting paid by In and Out for the product placement, but rather that she’s paid them for Two or More burgers she’ll stuff her fucking face with and hope for the best – and by best I mean the least amount of fat deposited on her inner thighs, gut and already round face….while keeping fingers crossed that it ends up back on the newly shaped tits…

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2016

16

Nov

Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day

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OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out.

IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you.

Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir..

BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH…

Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy…

Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it…

Either way, here are the pics…

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2016

16

Nov

Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day

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Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel…

She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth….

The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm….

That’s all I got.. ..

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2016

15

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Elle Korea of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is great. Straight from the UK. So classy and sophisticated despite being nude or half nude all the time because she’s British. She’s got a fully cunty face and I am convinced that she’s got serious attitude, with no time for bullshit, no time for people, and she can’t be bothered being inconvenienced….and for some reason, a reason I call loving bitches who are hot and know it – and act the part….I love it….

I feel like she’s been in the scene forever, she’s gotta be pretty old by now, but she’s still fucking great…and I’m not talking about actual fucking…she does that with that bald dude Jason Strathem….

I’m a fan of whatever is going on in these Elle Korea pics because I’m a simple man – who needs simple images – to make my simple life seem more insignificant than it is.

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2016

15

Nov

Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day

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Jewel is in a bikini and has big tits…which is probably something that came in handy when she lived in her van – and drove down to Hollywood all broke as fuck before becoming an international love song singing success….because big tits get you paid….

I never believed her story of her in the 90s playing music in Alaskan coffee houses – before choosing the nomad life, driving to Hollywood – where she was found and signed….especially based on her tits alone….

I just think it makes a better story when selling her to the people, and the reality is that someone heard her demo in a pre-social media world…and she did drive down from Alaska….and she was actually a van dweller – borderline homeless chick – because she’s one of those 90s hippies who didn’t wear shoes and went tree planting during the summers…because it seemed to have artistic merit…you know it tied into her music….but with big tits like that…you know…there’s more to the story….because I don’t know much – but I do know the power of big tits….and the lie that is the music industry….not that it matters…

What matters is that she posts bikini photos at 40 to her social media – all mom body all the time because she knows what got her here….and it wasn’t that van…if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Jewel|SFW

2016

15

Nov

Kelly Rohrbach Picking Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is rumored to have had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio – which took her out of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine that doesn’t really matter – and give her a taste of the good life – like he has done with a bunch of models – and that he is currently doing with retard head Nina Agdal – only unlike Nina Agdal – he got this one when she was a Rookie, not when she was old – tired – washed up and ready to virtually die as a model….giving her all kinds of opportunity – like being in the Baywatch movie…or more importantly – picking her bikini out of her ass for the paparazzi – because they care – the people care about her – she matters….and is more than just big tits in a bikini that Leo fucked…she’s more than that….she’s also an ass.

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2016

15

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s Empowering Nude Photo of the Day

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I know that whenever I am feeling down on myself, you know being a woman in this man’s world we live in, not that I’m actually a woman, but since there are no genders – I can identify with whatever I want – which is why this site that is called misogynistic – is actually a feminist site…like Em Rat Cow – a model from social media who seems to be just a girl who exploits her tits to men she knows like tits – in what you’d assume is the only thing that defines her – as she’s talentless and without the tits – not that hot…is feminist…

I can’t hate on people who feel the way to elevate femininity – is posting a nude photo on instagram for her fans…because she’s not a fat chick, has a great body that doesn’t empower women – but probably makes them feel like shit about themselves – leading to increased implant and face injection sales….and she’s not an activist but rather a vain, superficial, skinny girl – who is actually sexualizing herself and brining women down to what actual feminists (read: fat girls) are protesting….but as long as you intellectualize it – it feels better doing it – and no one is listening to her anyway – they just look at the tits…but it’s so silly…

She’s blocked me on social media – so I can’t see the captions – but I assume they are hilarious…

Some more of her nonsense:

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

15

Nov

Rose Bertram in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

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Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard that much from or that much of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim but I do remember thinking “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck”….but she never really went viral with the tits…and now, she may never go viral….because we are in a time of Ethnic cleansing in America…where while power are running your country and civil servants in West Virgina are referring to Michelle Obama as an Ape in Heels, because the Alt-Right websites who created the TRUMP campaign, and helped him win in the asshole parts of American, have weird Alt-Right fans and followers who think Trump’s outspoken win means they can be come out with their racist banter…it’s pretty fucking absurd…at least from a Canadian’s perspective- because when I see hot ethnic girls – in contrast to pig inbred fat white girls…I think ethnicity is the answer, the future, what my penis needs…because ultimately – white people are pretty fucking lame…

This is some bathing suit in snow shoot for GQ’s winter jacket editorial and I like it…

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