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2016

14

Nov

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Pic of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is on some “vacation” from her very busy life – that is probably not quite a vacation – but rather a photoshoot for some company that can’t afford Kendall or Kylie or the Hadids, but want that same audience, because this girl takes everything she can get – in the competitive world of being a rich kid with a trust fund – who has had sex with Bieber and has created a following in a world where a following is all that matters…

She’s at the Amanyara resort in Turks and Caicos, so if you’re motivated you may want to hop on a plane and get there – but we can assume she posted this after she left…you know safety from you creepers who are such big Stephen Baldwin fans that you want to kidnap his baby….

The other model she’s with is named Marianne Fonseca….and now you have information you don’t need…assuming you read this…instead of just looking at the pics.

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2016

14

Nov

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this fitness video, you know to inspire all you fat chicks to start working out, because life is better when you’re not a fat chick, you don’t do things like protest or complain from your couch, you do important things – like pose in slutty selfies – get paid by brands to produce slutty selfies – and live a life of slutty selfies….as you get more and more popular due to your slutty selfies…and it Bella Thorne’s case, she can secure a mainstream job – something slutty selfies dream of…or a sugar daddy – if she really wanted one – but maybe that’ll be more on her TODO list when she’s closer to 30….

She ended up deleting the fitness video, because I guess she didn’t want you stealing her fitness moves…like some kind of mooch…she didn’t want to give you a step by step play on how to get fit…or followers..because this isn’t shameless – it’s informational…

Here’s some other video:

She also wore a crazy outfit out in public – where she is still not naked…but you can see some bra…

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2016

14

Nov

Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day

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His name is Bradley Martyn, I have never heard of him, but he’s got over 2 million fans on Facebook, works in the fitness space, is some kind of social media personality, and would be someone that Hilary Duff, who fucks her trainer, would make into her boyfriend if he wasn’t so relevant, because it’s harder to control people when they are out there surrounded by money and pussy and fans…

The Mannequin Challenge, something that we can assume was inspired by the Clinton Campaign, is taking over social media, where people “FREEZE”….you know elementary school tricks that you used to do when your creepy teacher touched you inappropriately, maybe that’s just me…

Most of these challenges are just dumb, but this one impressed me, mainly because of the tits, the flexbile chick, and the fitness tits…

VIA FACEBOOK

Other mannequin challenges include:

Boozy Ivanka Trump…

A video posted by Ivanka Trump (@ivankatrump) on Nov 14, 2016 at 7:11am PST

And Russian Chicks

A video posted by Sofia (@sofia_official_) on Nov 14, 2016 at 3:41am PST

UFC Girls

A video posted by Arianny Celeste UFC® (@ariannyceleste) on Nov 12, 2016 at 7:16pm PST

Britney Spears….

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Nov 12, 2016 at 6:08pm PST

Posted in:Bradley Martyn|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Melania Trump for GQ UK 15 Years Ago of the Day

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I don’t like getting involved in the Trump debates, I think he’s just as surprised as anyone that he’s won. I don’t think he’ll live up to all the insane things he was saying. He’s just a marketer and understands that media attention is all you really need. Not to mention the media painted him as this brilliant CEO on TV, and America loves TV…it’s not shocking…not to mention – what a brilliant catch phrase or slogan…

I think protests would have happened no matter who won and I think Hillary Clinton has an evil vibe to her and shouldn’t be dropped into office because she has an alleged vagina, she’s done some corrupt shit and the proof is that any civil servant who is worth over 200 million dollars…is corrupt…more importantly she plays the “women and children” angle, but her actions in war have killed women and children…making the whole thing insane, but Hill-arious that at the end of her career – after climbing that HILL – Hillary lost to a mindless muppet….and I everyone says it’s because people generally like men in charge and think women are emo…but I think it’s because her campaign was weak, she’s not likeable, and she spent her time attacking Trump…instead of addressing the concerns he brought up…so dumb….but I was pretty sure she’d win…

I know…who cares about more Trump talk, or more protests by democrats who like to pretend they are PC and inclusive unless you don’t agree with them….in maybe they should have got off facebook and done something with their opportunity to do something – he may be shot at his swearing in…maybe the electoral college will collapse and Hillary will prosper…or maybe he’ll be a great president….

I do like that his First Lady, is a glamour model, but also that GQ 15 years ago used to take sleazy pics of girls – they justify it by saying “it’s the lad mag era”…instead of just admitting that they’ve gone weird millennial – almost gay – and not exploitative to women….you know as these things go…give into the market, take nudity out of Playboy, but repost the degrading photos of some Russian bride and her fake tits – because it’s topical…and hill-arious…

Here are those pics…

Posted in:Melania Trump|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Biden / Obama Memes Annoy Me of the Day

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This was a trending topic yesterday. I hate the internet. The Joe Biden and Obama memes. People fucking love them. I saw them across all social media and they aren’t even funny, but maybe that’s just because I am out of touch old person who doesn’t think a joke can be properly explored in 10 words or less – or maybe because “caption this” pictures never really interested me. But this is the generation of MEMES people are getting rich because of MEMES…and they aren’t even creating them MEMES they just post them….it’s ridiculous…Social media…Ridiculous.. it’s the same social media that TRUMP credits his campaign win to. The same social media where you mindless idiots play Keyboard Activists with your facebook statuses – but were totally disconnected from real life….acting all shocked TRUMP won, going out and protesting, without realizing – he is just a media manipulator – and will probably revert from the half retard – to a bright well spoken individual and will have real policy put in place that is progressive and that will redefine the way America is run…which as you know is fucking corrupt. So yeah, leave abortion at the state level – who cares…yeah get rid of criminal illegals…makes sense to me…it’s not racist…reinvest the money wasted on war into American infrastructure…give the guy a chance…

I’m Canadian and don’t really care – But in the MEME time, yes, you can go protest in the streets and annoy everyone with your stupidity base on being inclusive as long as people agree with you….or you can look at these MEMES that went viral…while not even being funny…something that annoyed me so much I felt the need to post just how fucking dumb they are….

I hate the internet.

Posted in:Memes|SFW

2016

13

Nov

VideosTheSuck Round-Up for Sunday of the Day

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MOVIES THAT PREDICTED THE FUTURE:

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A DEER VS AMERICA EAGLE OUTFITTERS – DOING A LITTLE X-MAS SHOPPING

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SNAKE IN A RESTAURANT CEILING

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SHAI LEBEEF RAPPING ON THE RADIO – PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT:

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FACEBOOK DRONE – GIVING THE INTERNET TO THE WORLD

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Beware of Slenderman Movie – Seems Creepy as Fuck

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GRAMDMA’S IN A BOOTY CONTEST

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

11

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s Empowered Panty Pic of the Day

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It’s nice to see that when the world, or at least America is divided and protesting….on Veterans day, while people are celebrating fallen soldiers, Rat Cow has the power to ignore what is going on, and focus on herself and her narcissism….by intellectualizing her being a self involved exhibitionist cunt living a bullshit life filled with a lot of money…and praise…all because she’s a naked girl for the internet that dudes who jerk off to thanks to her big tits….it’s the only reason they follow her….so I don’t really get why advertisers use her as an Influencer, but maybe it’s because 10 million people follow this…which is great for an exhibitionist cunt to post her panties to…while intellectualizing herself…probably the kind of girl who spends her days looking at herself and I find her pretty repulsive…

So here are some Obamas meeting Trumps memes…

OR better – a girl getting a CARROT BUKAKE…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

11

Nov

Jessica Biel in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Biel in a bikini showing her mom ass – that is aging as mom asses do – but that has some solid muscle memory that despite slowly sinking into itself, is still round and magical as it was when she first started dating her Husband Justin Timberlake – while she’d just stick around at home working out everyday as he toured for the family – because that’s what love is about – dude goes out there and makes millions – while bitch stays home doing squats, never hounding him – to throw away the lottery ticket / meal ticket – that despite a crazy pre-nup is still lucrative as fuck for her…as long as she just maintains that ass as long as she can…we’re talking until she’s old enough todo the granny BumBum contest. Her finances depend on it.

I’ve never really been a fan, but this isn’t about me, it’s about playing find the cellulite on this fitness addicted actress in her bikini at 35 years very old for a girl.

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Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2016

11

Nov

Lily Collins is Hot of the Day

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Lily Collins is hot. I normally make fun of celebrity kids – because I don’t respect nepotism – even in a world where nepotism is everything, I find it discounts everything the person accomplishes – and even if they are smart and talented thanks to being raised rich and being made out of award winning DNA.

I also always found Phil Collins music annoying….I would argue the “In the Air Tonight” was the bane of my teenage years – and for some reason it would rape my ears everytime it was on the radio – which was all the time – as most women who were very into Phil Collin, despite him being a bald british elf and his music is what they’d make us fuck to…

But Lily Collins…is hot and that’s enough for me to ignore the trust fund and inheritance she’ll be getting – from all the terrible but popular music…plus I can focus on her being raised in LA by her mom while dad was on the road fucking groupies – leading to daddy issues that are so much deeper than the daddy issues of non-rich girls….because rich girls can afford to be bigger victims about the shit -as they don’t have to work as strippers to fill that void…

Making this one ALL the better….I wish I could feel her coming in my facial hair tonight….DROWN ME LILY COLLINS – DROWN ME WITH YOUR PUSSY LIKE I WAS THE GUY YOUR DAD SINGS ABOUT IN THAT SONG…because drowning on pussy squirt is one of my dreams and it seems like it’d be appropriate…

Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW

2016

11

Nov

Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day

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I am pretty convinced this Hilary Duff in jean shorts post won’t be the one that puts this site on the map after being around for 12 years – it’s bound to happen eventually right? I can’t just be the site that got a ton of traffic the Day I got the exclusive video of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham squirting and Gawker linked me….that can’t be my legacy…this can’t be my legacy…but then again I guess it won’t because if no one knows you exist, they don’t know when you die, and no candle light vigils happen outside your home…not because my writing isn’t brilliant as I reach to make Hilary Duff all strong in shorts thanks to the personal trainer she bangs worth reading in an era where no one reads…especailly not broken english…but because none of this actually matters and anyone showing any interest in Hilary Duff’s strong legs in shorts…have probably already seen her strong legs in shorts….because they are creepy, weird, obsessive and have been following her since she started out as a kid…and still can’t get enough of her.

I’m a late blooming Hilary Duff fan, because I’m more and more into thick legs that look like they can squat with a fridge on their back…because as someone who is not athletic – I’m attracted to what I’m not capable of doing…carrying heavy objects….all while being rich enough to make a personal trainers dreams come true.

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