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2016

15

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Monster Tits and Other Sluts at Some Self Righteous Feminist Event of the Day

Ariel Winter brought her tits that have been reduced but that didn’t let elective surgery stop them from being big and sloppy….because that’s how womanly and hormonal she is – even at 18….to an event put on by Glamour Magazine, focused on the Women of the Year….

I actually got caught up watching some of the live feed – where Lena Dunham discussed being raped becuase she was wearing a party dress and drunk – and the dude raping her was blind – or confused as to whether he was raping a woman – or just masturbating with a doughy ball of dog shit….because Lena Dunham likes to make it about herself…

There were other importnat moments where Amber Heard discussed being Elon Musk’s sugar baby that ate his soul with her vagina….and some other chick had the women in the audience chanting – because it’s a tough time for women – seeing as a woman – who debatably doesn’t have a vagina – lost to Trump – a man who represents EVIL white privilege man rapist..etc….

It’s a weird time for these self involved, selfie taking, feminists who think they are empowered, but seem to be hypocritical whiners….but as long as there are pudgy girl tits…we’re good….

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Also in attendence…obviously….were feminists:

Miranda Kerr – Feminist Who Only Dates Billionaires…because women power….

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Cara Delevingne – Feminist who fought to Objectify herself for fame…

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Demi Lovato – Feminist who pulled the whole it’s ok to be fat – before deciding to go back to the gym – because she knows it’s not ok to be fat…

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2016

15

Nov

Gigi Hadid Implied Nudity for Allure US of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is in Allure magazine, because she’s got so many interesting things to say to the world about all she’s learned in her struggles as a vapid rich kid – turned model with 25 million followers on social media – who gets money and press thrown at her – because brands and the magazines are trying to navigate this new world and need her kind to plug them on her social media to stay relevant…

The “Gigi Bares All” tagline on the cover makes me think “what the fuck could this bitch have to say that would have any insight that would be interesting or more than just instructions on how to selfie or hang out with Kardashians to mooch off their following”….

I don’t understand why they have to try to feature her in a way that is more than just nude pics of her…..and really they aren’t even nude pics…sure she was half nude – and nipples were exposed – but no one on set is cool enough to leak those shots…instead we get this over produced shit.

Garbage. I feel like the naked on the horse pic is from another shoot – but who cares…my sources are shit…

Here she is for W Korea…because she’s important….

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2016

15

Nov

Fat Barbie of the Day

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A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 14, 2016 at 4:48pm PST

Mattel has decided to hop on a trend, the fat trend, because fat is in, people are fat, and why not speak to the fat people who complain all the time about how fat is misrepresented in the mainstream, when it should be stigmatized and made fun of – due to being unhealthy…

So they partnered up with Fat model, who got off her fat ass, but took her fat whining to create a career as a fat chick in a fat world, and created a fat barbie in her image…

I am sure it’s a dream for all girls to have a barbie in their images, even if it looks like it’s Kim Kardashian…a monster..or a tranny….even though it is shitting on their legacy of unrealistic expectations that is handed out to little girls at a young age to fuck them up proper enough that they turn into activists like Ashley Graham for fatness….to try to give kids a positive influence by saying “it’s ok to be fat and to aspire to be fat”….instead of feeling inadequate their entire lives because they will never be as hot as the Barbies they are obsessed with and play with – even after surgeries to look more like Barbie….something a lot of girls do.

BUT…I prefer aspirational Barbie…not settle, be lazy and die a premature death Barbie….but the world…it is a changing…

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2016

14

Nov

Lea Michele Does Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Lea Michele posted some slutty selfies / instagram caliber erotica – that is so lame – but is still a celeb on all fours being suggestive for attention. It’s being competitive in this changing landscape of media.

Interesting…because the celebrities from pre-social media fame – were probably as thirsty as social media people or maybe their parents were – which is how they got on TV in the first place…building them up into the puppets they are…the shell of a human that wants to be used by writers, directors and producers to have a successful show..and fame…

So it’s only natural that they’d channel what’s trendy or popular on social media, even though someone like me, who finds slutty pics low level, or low hanging fruit, not that I hate looking at all these slutty selfies or fake photoshoots, but I do think they lack substance, a story and that they should be left for the thirsty girls trying to make it.

I believe that those who have millions of dollars should be higher brow – or someone that we don’t see like this so that when they do get like this – maybe in a movie or something – we can get excited about seeing the half naked like “OMG LOOK AT THAT SLUT FROM TV, SHE IS IN HER UNDERWEAR”….not that I’d get like that over Lea Michelle…because Lea Michele isn’t all that hot, for the first 4 years of her career I assumed she was a dude, but like all other girls on instagram, she’s managed to capture a moment that is starting to get boring because they happen so much – all day – every day – but that you can’t hate on – because even if it’s shameless self promotion…it’s erotica, softcore porn erotica, with little takeaway- but who needs a takeaway….

I guess these girls, are just girls, and love the attention of being half naked – pretend it is empowering, like feeling sexy and pose the fuck out of it – only to give it away for free…all to grow their audience, feel good about themselves, who fucking knows…but Lea Michele is doing it….

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Ass Show of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in Mexico – and she’s decided to do 2 back to back ass posts on social media – high concept shameless butt shots because she obviously loves her ass, and wants to show off her ass…and people must be giving her ass a lot of love and attention affirming that she should continue to post ass pics …because if you spend any time on social media, you’ll know it’s all about slutty pics, selfies or fake photoshoots, every girl gets half naked…and this one, I guess felt liberated at 18 from whatever contracts that bound her – creating this New Zealand Tsunami of slutty half naked pics…it’s what the kids are into – it’s what they want…

I generally find her terrifying to look at, but I didn’t watch her tits form on that TV show, I just know about her from her social media hustle, but the nice thing about 18 year old ass – is that even if you know it’s chubby – and going to be sloppy as fuck – the collagen in their skin – keeps everything that may one day be terrifying – perky and firm…so it’s not as bad as it could be…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2016

14

Nov

The Taylor Swift Ass Grab Photo of the Day

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In silly Taylor Swift news….she’s suing some radio DJ from Denver for grabbing her ass while posing for a photo.

His name is DJ David Mueller and the claim is that he “reached up under my skirt and grabbed my ass right when I was having to pose for a photo.”

This is the picture that Taylor Swift was trying to keep private, despite it being the evidence in the lawsuit….

Now I’ve grabbed my fair share of asses that didn’t ask to be grabbed, the most famous one being Lady Gaga’s ass many years ago – before she was famous – but she was in a leotard in a VIP booth at a club I was at – and I just couldn’t help myself from reaching in and being a full creeper….I was drunk and I was trying to get her attention and she didn’t even notice, it was a great ass and her security didn’t notice, so I didn’t get my ass kicked….or sued for sexual harassment…

I didn’t do it for sexual reasons, I never really assault girls like that, so I realize how creepy that kind of thing is to do, I’ve grown since then and I’d never grab an ass unless I was paying 10 dollars a song to do it….so if I was this close to Taylor Swift, I’d be more inclined to throw semen at her vagina hoping it stuck to make me well funded babies…even though the rumor is she’s already pregnant – not sure who the father is – because she likes to fuck….just not low level radio DJ creeps.

I hope they give him the chair….because women’s rights…in this feminist era has no room for pussy grabbing – just because your president claims when you’re rich and famous you can grab them by the pussy – because you can….and if you’ve seen a girl around someone she thinks is amazing – like a DJ, bartender, celebrity, etc…you’ll know….just last weekend – there was this 20 year old babe in a cleavage revealing shirt working the bartender, with half her tit hanging out….just like that…half tit exposed…and she knew it…she just wanted him to know it…because girls are the predators….just not to dudes they want nothing to with….like Me!

Point of the story is – don’t grab random ass…there are plenty of willing girls who want their asses grabbed…focus on them.

Via TMZ

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

14

Nov

Is that a Hailee Steinfeld Pussy Flash of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld flashing her pussy – or what may be her pussy is a huge deal – if you care about Hailee Steinfeld…

LA born and raised child star from TRUE GRIT, that perverts everywhere have been watching as she turns herself into a popstar…because popstars make more money than actors….

She’s actually looking fitter than usual, a little less fat, because at one point in time she was a big girl….but now she’s a girl I am watching in GIF..over an over…to see if I see labia…mainly because I’m pathetic and have very little else to do with my time.

I guess I could go to Facebook and write Trump statuses with everyone else…because that’s not getting boring as fuck…

Here’s the original…I don’t think you can see vag.

A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Nov 10, 2016 at 10:02pm PST

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2016

14

Nov

Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day

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Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall…

Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic…

I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters….

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day

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I believe that the only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad may or may not have chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it is a testament of how crazy their media controlled life is…it’s like how strong is your mental capacity after you’ve been pimped out to the world…at what point do you fucking break….it’s bound to happen.

But until it does, Kendall Jenner remains the uneventful celebrity “model” who gets work because o fher massive social media reach and not because she’s actually hot…she’s ok…skinny…but average really…nothing exciting…even when in underwear videos of her taking BUTT Selfies…

I still think this would be more comedic if it was her father turned second mother, because old weathered trannies have more edge, darkness and demons…while this one remains vapid, and loving life, because she hasn’t crashed and burned yet….

They all crash and burn…it’s just a matter of time….so I anxiously await…and hope that her and her family don’t follow TRUMP’s lead to be the next reality show celebrity president…

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2016

14

Nov

Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day

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Hilary Duff went on a sex vacation with her personal trainer who she has sex with. I guess having her position her during her squats, possibly rubbing his boner up against her inappropriately when he knew she was ready for it – after months of not wearing underwear while they had her sessions. You know that intimate – togetherness that happens in those types of service industry jobs. Where the celebrity – who is tired of celebrities – and rich guys – and athletes – wants a normal and appreciative guy – who will rely fully on her so that he won’t run off on her – until after they are married and have at least one kid….

It’s probably the dream for any dude who moved to LA, who probably didn’t go to become a personal trainer to the stars…but who saw opportunity when it happened – because he couldn’t hack it as an actor of his own, but figured if he could hack away at that celeb pussy – he may get all he wants when he properly manipulates his woman to get him a job. Never personal training again.

Romance.

I don’t really know why she posted a bikini pic, seems a little shameless to me, which isn’t a bad thing, post all the bikini pics you can women…it makes you more interesting to people like me who only care about what you look like in a bikini / or naked, because ultimately – who cares about Hilary Duff not in a bikini…