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2016

25

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikini Top of the Day

Jessica Alba about to go public and not in the way you’d probably like her to go public, you know with sex on video for all you weird Alba fans to masturbate to, despite her being a mom of two, something that usually makes vagina’s something you don’t really want to watch have sex, unless you’re me, and into seeing everyone have sex…

She’s about to go public with her company she pretends to have a big part of, but that she’s just a logo for, it helps sell overrated product to moms who remember when Alba was the hottest half Mexican before letting a half black guy ejaculate in her….something that I guess worked out well for him, because they are about to be billionaires…not that they weren’t already rich enough, living the permanent vacation life, because let’s face it…some people are just better than others…something the Albas are well aware of.

TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2016

25

Apr

Eniko Mihalik by Bryce Thompson Tits of the Day

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Hard faced hungarian…Eniko Mihalik…who is no stranger to modeling topless, and despite looking a bit like a dude, has some decent tits, that are worth staring at, because that’s what tits are made for…just ask any dude…and really, any girl who isn’t bitter about her tits being stared at, who knows that she stares at tits any time she has the chance too…from gym lockerroom, to with her freinds getting ready to party…if she pretends she doesn’t stare at tits…or that it’s any less creepy than when guys stare at tits…she’s a fucking man hater, non equal opportunity pervert…

Which brings up an interesting point about these politically correct people who want equality for all people and genders…unless you’re someone who doesn’t agree with their politically correct equality ideas…in which case they will single you out and call you a pervert, asshole, bigot…which is not very inclusive at all…if anything…one could call that fascist..that you’ll only like me if I have the same ideals as you…despite your ideals being accepting everyone…except people who don’t have the same ideals as you..

Not that that has anything to do with average at best pics of this model who has been naked hundreds of times before, and not just when she fucks or showers, but for her “work”…that isn’t actually work..but that still pays her a lot of money her tits probably don’t deserve…but you can still stare at them..it’s all part of her objectifying herself.

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|SFW

2016

25

Apr

Bar Refaeli’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Early today, just a few minutes ago, Bar Refaeli posted this picture of her ass…in a bikini…clearly an archive photo because based on the reflection in the mirror the out of wedlock impregnated model – who has since got married in a shotgun wedding at least according to Christian standards, standards that don’t apply to her because she’s a jewish.

She’s more the one piece, snowsuit wearing level of pregnant than this, but I guess it’s nice to reminisce, like a grandma showing you bikini pics you’d almost jerk off to, if it wasn’t your grandma, seeing as she looks ZERO like that anymore…another life..

I guess her pregnancy is making her feel insecure about herself, getting all fat and disgusting as pregnancy does, craving some male attention, along with weird foods as she packs on the pounds, something not foreign to this big girl…but the good news for her is that pile of money she sits on after years of fucking radnom rich and famous people – lading her “A List Model” status….for a limited time, but it happened.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

25

Apr

Ariel Winter is a Fat Girl in a Little Bikini Top of the DAY

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Ariel Winter is a fat girl, but the problem is that fat girls are no longer seen as fat girls, unless they are really fucking fat and even when they are really fucking fat they can land a modeling deal…

So all you American fat people, surrounded by real fat people, in a world where people are all fucking fat…myself included….thanks to bad food, processed food, sugar filled foods…and sitting on computers all day…probably don’t find her fat..and will look at this Ariel Winter and love the fact that she’s in a bikini top and still has reshaped tits she calls the breast reduction…flashing ass like a little attention seeker, because that’s what actors are, attention seekers…especially when forced into it at a young age…on a hit show…

But I see an 18 year old, who by 30, will be a fucking monster, thanks to metabolisms slowing down…

The only thing about Ariel Winter is that she was the girl on a really popular sitcom who hit puberty young, possibly due to traumatic childhood as research has shown, only to pop up on the perv forums because clearly dudes would stare at her 14 year old tits, tits she got reduced, reshaped, recycled…I’ve never seen the show, but I’m disappointed in humanity for sexualizing young girls….especially chubby ones…

That said, I believe in fitness and in our pop culture leaders not being relatable, but rather being good…unfortunately, producers are scared to tell a bitch she’s fat..but I’m not…the only problem is…no one listens to me….

Look at that toned stomach…made with baked goods and fried foods…

Here’s more!

THIS IS FROM THE SECOND WEEK COACHELLA – ALL THE PICS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

INCLUDING SOPHIE SIMMONS – GENE SIMMONS DAUGTHER AND HER ASPIRING INSTAGRAM MODEL TITS

HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

25

Apr

Kim Kardashian Went to a Party and These are her Social Media Pics of the Day

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Kim Kardashian went to Dave Grutman’s wedding, you probably don’t know who Dave Grutman is if you’re not from Miami, but he owns or has owned or promoted and has promoted every major club there for the last 15 years…or longer…nothing wrong with that…he’s a nice dude with a good hustle going on…I mean someone has to pay the DJs their 100,000 dollars a night, and Miami is the place to do it…and I guess in being in Miami, and not a club owner in some small town, he knows a ton of fucking people, rich and famous people, and unfortunately one of them is Kim Kardashian, who decided to document his wedding and his guests including but not limited to Kim Kardashians tits…with people like Mel B, Elle Macpherson, Shanina Shaik and other party people..

Obviously, Kim Kardashian made it about herself, or her tits, even though she featured all these other people on her instagram, which in case you didn’t know, big brands pay lots of money for, I mean Kanye even married her for the instagram plugs.

It’s all so silly, she’s so old, yet people, myself included, still talk about her tits, but in my defence I am fascinated by the fact that a rich girl would turn to porn and that porn would lead to this and that this would lead to that and that means so much longevity. Porn girls are usually dead by 30, from drugs, finding Jesus…but this soulless monster keeps going…

I guess the good thing about this is that she’s trying to make “art”…or concept, all black and white…and close crops…but I still think she should direct her sister’s sex tapes…but instead she’s going to club weddings with he huge pretty exposed trying to steal from the wife tits..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

22

Apr

Mariah Pasties Carry Her Tits of the Day

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Mariah pasties carry her marrying a billionaire tits because she’s a sloppy sugar baby…I don’t care how big her personality is, or how much money she has, or how successful she is, or how famous she is, or many dudes have been in her or want to be in her, or how many dudes have K.Fed her…

She’ll always be a sugar baby…whether it’s the head of Sony or the head of Hollywood..billionaires are her thing..and she can be as sloppy as she wants…tits out…I dig it..

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

22

Apr

Margot Robbie is a Big Deal in a Bikini of the Day

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Margot Robbie is not just a big deal. Getting cast in everything like some kind of Australian who tricked America using Australian tactics like getting drunk and Sucking dick, since Australians are a good time…

Margot Robbie is also a big girl….

I’ve been calling her out for being chubby for a while, people hate on me because she’s the hot chick who broke through in Wolf of Wall Street, that everyone got all excited about….now she’s in Suicide Squad and Tarzan which makes sense because dude lived in the jungle and prior to her was fucking wild animals….and whatever else she’s cashing in on…

It makes zero sense to me, acting is a scam…but her rocking this bikini is a bigger scam…or maybe it’s just big…BIG….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2016

22

Apr

Demi Lovato Bikini of the Day

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Demi Lovato is some lesbian who dates some gay dude who fucked every girl…and she’s also chubby, but the annoying kind of chubby, who pretends she’s some eating disorder survivor, who has said fuck you to the industry now that she’s rich and has the established fan base to do that…allowing her to post pics of her not wearing make-up, like that’s empowering to girls….and now wearing bikinis…while eating whatever she wants..

I preferred her when she was bi-polar, institutionalized and all that good stuff we call addicted to drugs because that’s what famous people do…not that I’ve actual preferred her anyway…she’s Demi Lovato…who gives a fuck…I mean besides millions of really creepy fans who care too much about this girl…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2016

22

Apr

Nina Agdal Cameltoe of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the retard looking thanks to a big forehead gold digging sugar baby Sports Illustrated model which actually means nothing but it gives her a pretty good hustle…in getting rich guys to pay for her shit…rich guys that we can assume bang her out for their money…because why not get what you pay for when you’re sugar daddying…otherwise why would her vagina be so open to feed off her demin…right…

I know, that’s probably not how vaginas work, but I’ve only met a cameltoe I didn’t like, they have all been amazing, except the one that was on the mom of 6 white trash lunch monitor in jeans too tight…we called it frontal wedgie and it terrfied our early 80s minds…trying to eat a sandwich looking at when you’re 11 years old and unable to understand how hot a pussy eating pants, even when you’re a mom with a banged out pussy, can be…

But now…I appreciate them…even on girls like Nina Agdal, who other than her great ass, is pretty fucking garbage….I’ve seen her drunk in person walking around like the queen of the strip club and I just hate that attitude knowing she’s not that hot…interesting…talented…or deserving of what she has..which isn’t much, she doesn’t get paid to model, she does it for her escorting….

She’s boring – but camel toe saves the day !

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2016

22

Apr

Masturbating Girl on the Train Gazes into a Stranger’s Eye of the Day

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This video is doing the rounds, I don’t know the source, where it came from, I just know that it’s apparently a drunk, yet normal looking college aged girl who has probably seen so much porn her pussy is always in a state of arousal, deciding the train is the place to get off…as she gazes into the eyes of the guy sitting next to her…

Now this would be very easy to fake….

But more importantly, if it wasn’t fake, why didn’t dude get in on that action, it’s not everyday that life delivers these kinds of gifts, normally the public masturbating girls looking for romance are fat, toothless, mental disorder cases on really weird street drugs…where as this looks better than most of your girlfriends..what a respectful non-rapist dude…he probably knew he was being filmed and being “that guy who fingered the girl fingering on the train”…is only a titled I’d like…

Watch the video.

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