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2016

01

Apr

Iggy Azalea for REMIX magazine of the Day

Iggy Azalea is the worst white girl culturally appropriating to get a head because black guys like fat white chicks and white chicks like black dicks and white kids like hip hop and hip hop isn’t even hip hop anymore – it is just pop music where rappers want to sing with Bieber like a bunch of faggots pretending to be gangster….when original hip hop would never fuck with pop trash…but we live in an era of pop trash getting people views and listened to…

People have no souls…and Iggy Azalea is doing all she can to promote herself..whether it’s videos of fiance talking about cheating on her or pics of her trying to look not so tranny – she’s fucking garbage.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day

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I follow JENA GOLDSACK on social media, mainly instagram, mainly because I follow fucking everyone I come across who is a 7 or better. They don’t need to be models, they can be random tinder girls who don’t swipe right on me, they can be no names who are just slutty, I just pile the fuck on the following….and it turns out that that isn’t Instagram’s point, the point isn’t to follow people who you may want to fuck or find compelling, it’s to not follow people, but get people following you, so you look famous…or important…or cool…it’s called “RATIO”…and it actually works, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who follows hot girls, whether down dark alleys or from club to club, to casually pump into them, and I’ve never been one too interested in getting followers….meaning I did the whole thing wrong…but thank god it’s about to self destruct thanks to Facebook owning them and being the devil and shit..

That said, I may follow JENA GOLDSACK, but have no idea who she is or what she’s done, I just know she’s in this lingerie shoot with no nipples for Glamour Italia and it’s not magical or life changing, but it happened…which is better than it not happening – I guess…

Posted in:Jena Goldsack|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day

I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness….

I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit…

Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists.

More?

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits Busting Out of a Bikini of the Day

Just yesterday I was trying to jerk off to a set of huge sloppy natural tits spilling out of a bra – like it was the good old days when I could get an erection….

I was just craving a set of tits, in an era where I’ve been exposed to small tits, and I was willing to accept that they come with a chubby girl attached…

I just stared and stared and it spoke to my fucking soul, making me think that maybe my mom never breast fed me, why was I all of a sudden into the DDs when I’ve been into ass and pussy for so long, and fully accepting of tits of all small to average size…

I guess we just need variety, or maybe…as Jessica Simpson proves in these big tit bikini pics…it’s awesome.

These pics…are everything….

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Meredith Mickelson and Zoi for Vogue China by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

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Ellen Von Unwerth is the biggest and best in hipster, instagram vibe, before instagram, using models who get nude or partially nude….I am into her pictures…

But I am more into this model Meredith Mickelson, who I know nothing about, who I am convinced is everything…

The kind of girl I used to dream about since childhood in a recurring dream, that must have been designed to let me know when I finally came across my soul mate….who I must devote my life to finding…

Or maybe…I just think she’s hot as fuck…either or…

Posted in:Meredith Mickelson|SFW|Zoi

2016

31

Mar

On Baywatch Set of they Day

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Here are some recent pics from the set of Baywatch, to document the hard work and genius of the people who are destroying the iconic, high quality original Baywatch…which I guess was as shitty as this looks, only recreating shit, just because it had viewers and pop culture relevance, thinking it’ll fill seats in theatres that are now suffering because they tell shit stories, and because humans are lazy and don’t like leaving the house, especially with all those shooters and terrorists but more importantly, the inability to fucking in public, when you can just invite girls to your couch and eliminate all that confusion all while saving money.

Either way, it’s terribly casted, a horrible idea and I hope it fails as hard as it should, but probably won’t…

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Posted in:Baywatch|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day

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Lily Donaldson, Ebonee Davis and Solveig Mork Hansen for Marfa Journal….is alright…

I mean throw some models into some “high fashion”, which for the record is produced in Asian sweatshop where Dollar Store clothing is also made, but it has high concept, that is really just recycled shit with a little variation, that’s not high concept at all…just ripp off bullshit…because they spin it as art….and whatever the reason for these girls getting naked…or half naked…posing slutty like softcore pornstars…I’m into it…

Via MARFA JOURNAL

Posted in:Lily Donaldson|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Em Rat Cow and Kim Kardashian Milking Them Tits of the Day

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These two hookers are trolling us, or maybe milking their tits and “friendship”, for a little publicity, because sister hookers need to have each other’s backs…

Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski are both sex workers who have uses their sex work in a manipulative way to become “relevant” in pop culture, in an era where social media and good timing to create or rebrand them into something brands want to use, despite being sex workers, which makes no sense to me coming from an era where sex workers were pigeonholed.

The rumor I heard and believe is that Em Rat Cow has been fucking Kanye his entire marriage to Kim K, because they are just in it for business. She met him on a music video shoot and seduced him with her tits….prior to the Blurred Lines tit video…and he flew her around the world to fuck, while Kim K was whoring at home…

These are all opportunist cunts, so maybe this is some sister wife shit, or maybe Kim is showing who the alpha den mother is, or maybe just maybe they are all in this together on the scam…because it’s about money.

The fact that two uneducated retard set of tits are trying to intellectualize how their tits empowered them to become millionaires…dragging this bullshit from a few weeks ago out, when they are both TERRIBLE influences on girls or the youth…

I’m not mad that they exist, I actually don’t care, I just think they represent a lot that is wrong in the world, mainly that average looking girls can get ahead…but on the flip side, I love that girls starting out their adult lives at 18 think filming themselves fuck is the way to get ahead…cuz I’ll watch…

Omg they are giving the finger…they are so hard with their floor lamp to light them int he bathroom and giving the “fuck you”….this is what the free world is about..

Some people need to disappear – these are two of them…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Farrah Abraham in Lingerie on Set for New Sex Tape of the Day

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Farrah Abraham made me a lot of money with this SEX TAPE …and HER OTHER SEX TAPE …so in a lot of ways, I like to think we’re business partners…

Apparently, she’s at it again, because these are from her on set, where I guess she’s doing some lesbian shit with a terrifying looking girl..

But I guess it’s possible this isn’t for a sex tape, even though the sex tape is the only thing that’s made her money the last 5 years, and it feeds her sex addiction that got her pregnant as a teen in the first place..addicted to the cum…

I know she’s a fame whore, bottom feeder, but I shouldn’t talk about my business partner like this…

I can just hope this is a MASSIVE hit and makes me my YACHT money, because I deserve YACHT money from some hooker exploiting herself….

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self…

What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music…

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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW