These are the final pictures of the LARA STONE SEE THROUGH BEACH SHIRT PICS have happened – and they are for Vogue Australia…where she posed in a white shirt with a man in a white speedo…and that I guess is art, I call it distraction from a solid set of tits that tried to sue me once, because they are British and uptight tits that didn’t like being made fun of for marrying some rich Comedian and TV show dude, before getting divorced, paid out and forced to fend for herself with her tits in Vogue Australia…not exciting, but they are still an actual model with big tits and that’s better than a model ho is plus sized with big tits..
Fatty Ariel Winter…is a murderer, but despite cutting off her tits, she still has tits that she likes showing her tits..tits that would be more impressive if she hadn’t killed them off like they were a villain…
I guess we can’t really understand why any girl would cut off her tits, unless she was pre-cancerous, or if she had back issues, or if she was transitioning, of if she was tired of them growing uncontrollably into some kind of weird premise of a horror movie “attack of her tits”…
I’ve fucked at least one breast reduced girl, and the scars aren’t so bad, it’s just too bad to ruin a full set of tits that spill out everywhere, to make them more manageable..
His name is Skat Dagger, which is really the story here, and he drinks a litre of vodka in one sitting, because that’s what real men do…it’s called Tuesday night where I’m from, but we like to sip it over the course of an hour…
I would argue that this is an optical illusion, that I could easily drill a small hole in the top of the bottle, draining the vodka and refilling it with water…because that’s exactly what happened here….
This was a viral trend a while ago, where Australian college girls would do it, and it was way more fun than big dudes named skat with face tattoos…but whatever..
Halle Berry launched her instagram – even though instagram is on the verge of imploding as the kids move on to grow their social following on other platforms – platforms that let their fans see their content…
So brought to you by the team at Facebook, a BILLION DOLLAR BRAND build on the collective use of all you idiots, contributing to some asshole’s fortune, is the Halle Berry bareback “artistic” implied nude pic she had taken of her on vacation like every other bitch on social media…it’s all the fucking same…
What amazes me is how anyone really stuck to instagram like it was “cool” or great, when they knew it was owned by brainwashing HUMAN manipulators, who have DATA on how people operate online, what they are willing to do online, how they navigate online, what they buy online…allowing them to create product all you fuckers eat up like morons drinking the Koolaid at some cult compound in Guyana.
Seriously…every click and pageview you give facebook or instagram is working for fucking free for an oppressive regime that controls the information you see.
It’s pretty fucking dumb of you…but pretty fucking smart of them…they are are like your GODS…
I can’t imagine I’m the only one tired, exhausted, annoyed of all the content shoved down our throats…
Whether it’s a topless back of an old lady actress…or all the other bullshit…it’s a waste of my fucking time…and your time too…
Who fucking cares about anything that isn’t Halle Berry’s sex scene in Monster Ballz…
You may not know this about me, but I actually don’t know any of these people I talk about and I don’t really know why I even talk about them because I genuinely don’t care about anything pop culture, or I guess “celebrity”, “fame”, “rich”….
I think it all went this direction of models and actors when I first started the site and no one would read my trolling Large Penis Support Groups, or other clever things that wouldn’t work as content in this era of social media. We’re in a world of people who don’t read anything but top 10 lists that aren’t even scientifically proven and just more like random 10 lists…
That said, I know nothing about these people….but I do know that I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts.
She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them…
Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE and HERE for some show she was on..
And more importantly, mainstream movie sex before it was a thing, by sucking Vicent Gallo Dick HERE
Meaning, I guess she’s not THAT bad…but I just can’t get into her…especially not in this campaign for a shoe company like she still matters…I don’t get it, but nice legs though.
I don’t really cover news, even though I should, because it’s far easier to make fun of than just another girl in the same photoshoot, over and over again, to the point where they are all the fucking same photoshoot…with the same boring girl who is good to look at but has no personality…
Throw in some action with the tits, where Trump’s Campaign manager ASSAULTED her as she was getting up in TRUMP’s face and grabbing at him…
So the Michelle Fields goes and presses charges like a fucking baby, who needs to spend time doing some war correspondence because if you get in the way, you’re gonna get pushed…
I am not defending TRUMP or the comedy that is TRUMP getting this far, which is just a testament of where America is right now, thank’s to the lack of free education, in a system designed to keep the poor man poor, and make the rich man rich.
I read a quote the other day that “the richest man has likely never contributed to the poorest and hungriest man in America, but I can assure you that the poorest and hungriest man in America has contributed to the richest man”…it’s a little fucking backwards…
Here’s her bruises:
I saw some hip bitch with way more bruises on her arms the other day in the coffee shop, but those were from sex and bitch wasn’t complaining about them, instead showing them off so we knew she liked to fuck..
I guess what it all comes dow to…is tits, and that Michelle Fields who clearly likes to draw attention to herself with her tits…is using this to become household.
We call it “the Erin Andrews”…
OMG am I victim blaming? I just think girls complain a lot about equality, but at the same time complain a lot about sexual assault and harassment. I’ve never accused a girl of raping me while I was drunk, even the ugly ones I know I couldn’t be accountable for…
I used to think that one of the worst things that could possibly happen is when a mom of two has the confidence to spread her legs in her underwear or even a bikini at the public pool..
Then I realized that it would probably be worse if she was naked and showing off the damage done from the lecherous creature that crawled out of her demon pussy…
Then I started sexting married moms because they were low maintenance and realized that young girls who get banged out by multiple men are way more beat up in the pussy.
Sure they haven’t had a 10 lbs potato rip them apart, but the thing with moms is that their pussies eventually bounce back in a big way, seeing as their husbands stop fucking them as soon as the babies happen…
But that doesn’t mean Kourtney Kardashian is hot half naked, she’s just photoshopped, plastic surgery bullshit or redeemed herself in anyway – she’s a fucking Kardashian and doesn’t stand a chance…but at least she’s rich, that impresses Americans…
Britney Spears got slaughtered on social media for possibly photoshopping herself because she knows how to arch her back..and maximize her fit mom booty that she’s always had…because the world doesn’t want to accept that a medicated popstar who’s sole purpose in life is to practice dance moves to make her family money to maintain the goodlife…
But for some reason, they embrace pigs and monsters like the Kardashians…who photoshoot everything…
Britney, is amazing, and these bikini pics make me wish that she wasn’t already K-Feded so that I could spend my life trying to figure out how to move in on this…and I guess who cares about her body, her fitness, her being exploited by her parents, when you can stare at her vagina eating her bathing suit bottoms…right…
I wonder what Charlize Theron’s dad would think of his 40 something year old daughter posing in her underwear on the cover of a magazine…if her mom hadn’t killed him back home in South Africa for being abusive…I guess we’ll never know…
The interesting thing in the Charlize Theron story I’ve heard is that she was about the throw in the towel on her Hollywood dreams, after her murdering mom forced her to America to live the dream that wasn’t working out, because she was broke as fuck…only to have been spotted in a bank cast in a movie and now an Academy Award winner who has had sex with Sean Penn and I’m sure many others…
I like that American dream when it ends up with old ladies who still look good because they aren’t American in panties on the cover of a Wall Street Journal magazine…
Mario Testino is a top tier photographer, which to me doesn’t mean very much, because I think everyone is a photographer thanks to the iPhone and Instagram, but I guess some photographers are considered photographers and constantly get booked on the bigger budget photoshoots because they’ve tricked the right people into thinking they are geniuses or talented, which I guess is debatable, since everyone is a photographer, but more importantly because the best or highest paid “artists”…are usually the easiest to work with, or the best marketed, or the ones with the best agents, who know how to do the best self promotion…
Doesn’t matter, because Mario Testino figured it out, we can’t hate him for that…
In figuring it out, his personal art project is shooting the girls, usually A or B listers in their TOWELS on set, he’s done it with so many people, that girls think it is an honor to be asked, and I guess Bella Thorne is the latest…
Looks like she’s made it, or maybe we’re the ones who made it, because we get to watch the 40 year old pretending to be 18, on her journey of casual slutty, building her social media audience and taking over as an “actor”…when all the other instagram whores are just whores….
