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2016

16

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day

Yesterday – I did this massive round-up of what I thought were the best pics from the Sports Illustrated 2016 issue, that in all honesty, I didn’t really look at all the pics in the issue…. SEE THE POST HERE

TODAY – I am doing a post on the Sports Illustrated event for their Swimsuit edition that took place in NYC and that will be in Miami or Vegas later in the week, not that I am promoting them, but I do think it’s a weird concept to do these parties, that I am sure no one goes to, except maybe some really fucking weird dudes, who want to see the models they follow on Social Media in person….possibly rich dudes with money to proposition them for sex…like it is a rub and tug that lines up all the hands you can get jerked off by…because for the right price you can…

I think the real takeaway from this is not that SI Swim events are a stupid waste of fucking time, it’s all paid with ad money, why not get some coverage for a bullshit event….there are events for everything – so I’m not offended….

The real takeaway is that these models aren’t that hot. Remember they are in hair and make-up from professionals, but the pics are photoshopped, and all I see is some cheesy looking bitches, interchangeable with so many other bitches…none exciting, are amazing, just a whole lot of whatever….hookers….really….boring, uptight, snobby hookers…the whole lot of them.

So if you were one of the losers who went out to meet them, you’re not just weird, you’re also a fucking idiot…

BoNUS –

Here’s one of the models – Samantha Hoopes looking about right – I hear she charges $10k a night – RUMORS!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

2016

16

Feb

Taylor Swift’s “Panty” Flash and the Grammys of the Day

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Taylor Swift is garbage. I don’t care how many bullshit GRAMMY awards she gets. I don’t care about how many HIT pop songs she produces. I don’t care about how many fans or how much money she makes a year. She’s not an icon or example to follow for girls anywhere…she’s some loose in the hips, slut who re-packages her hook-ups and love stories because she’s figured out how to take her average, tall and awkward and make it relateable…

She’s uninteresting, even in her thick high waisted SPANX hiding her pregnancy with CALVIN HARRIS, or possibly any random dude that’s near her, a PREGNANCY we can assume she’ll keep because she’s already had ONE TOO MANY abortions…a PREGNANCY she’ll just tie into some bullshit story-line because it’s marketable to her all American JESUS loving fans…

Even worst, TAYLOR SWIFT has trademarked her names, and her TEAM sends takedown notices to media outlets writing about TAYLOR SWIFT(tm) as it is a brand and no one can talk negatively about a fucking brand…..

Money on a legal team that could go into PAYING FOR GIRLS SHE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT TO GET EDUCATED….with 100,000,000 dollars a year, bitch who claims to support women because it sounds good, could open fucking schools for them like Oprah…

FUCK her lies I hate this cunt….she is the fucking worst pile of shit in existence of contrived bullshit….and just because people buy into her nonsonse….doesn’t mean she’s good….and doesn’t mean doesn’t rape our ears and souls….

Insufferable…is the best way to describe her…

TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER BULLSHIT CONTRIVED SPEECH DIRECTED AT KANYE BECAUSE HE DID MAKE HER FAMOUS BUT SHE CAN’T GIVE ANYONE CREDIT – WATCH.

TO SEE LADY GAG WHO GOT A DAVID BOWIE TATTOO TO SLAUGHTER AND DESECRATE HIS IMAGE – ALSO DESECRATED HIS MUSIC AND MEMORY IN A WEIRD IMPERSONATION WORTHY OF SOME OFF THE VEGAS STRIP LOVE…

TO SEE OTHER CUNTS WHO WERE THERE LIKE: Bella Hadid, Alessandra Ambrosio, Demi Lovato, Kaley Cuoco, ARIANA GRANDE, SELENA GOMEZ, Fergie OLD METH NECK, Jojo Jo, Ciara, ANNA KENDRICK MOUTH, Hailee Steinfeld,

TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Grammy Awards 2016|SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

16

Feb

Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day

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Pam Anderson is in this groundbreaking role in a youtube video, because she’s not done yet, she’s still got more to give to the entertainment industry, and lucrative roles are falling into her lap like this Sci/fi for youtube…

I guess we are in the era of self produced movies, which is probably a good thing if you’re someone who can’t sell a script for the life of you, or don’t want to sell a script for the life of you, because you are an artist and visionary in your mind, or you have financing from VICE / FOX / MTV and can put it together without the whole Hollywood machine…by putting it up to youtube. It’s pretty exciting stuff, because fuck Hollywood.

So to some, Pam Anderson is not dead…or maybe she is, but makes a perfect futuristic soul cycle teacher…

Here’s the premise:

Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection.

She beat Hepatitis…and deserves to be celebrated….with her clown tits…

Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2016

16

Feb

Hookers for Hilary of the Day

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I don’t follow politics, I’m Canadian and feel like even as a Canadian, I am aware that every person running a country is just a figurehead who has no power or control to change policy…or really anything…

I don’t care about Trump’s sensationalized politics that are all for show, you know to he’s saying what the people who would follow him as a “business leader”…would believe or want to here, you know traditionally the poor people who need social services hate social services!!

I don’t care that Bernie is an old as fuck socialist from Vermont, who hates big business, even though I was a punk and hate big business, or that Hilary is a blue blooded overfunded, full of shit and has been too into politics…and I don’t even know anyone else….because I don’t follow politics…and they don’t make enough noise and aren’t marketed as well..

I do care about whores, legal prostitution is great, Nevada wild west good times….gambling, 24 hour booze, and sex….and I really care about their politics if the whore is sucking my dick with

Posted in:Hilary Clinton|SFW

2016

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

Day 3 in Facebook Jail:

I spent the night drinking expensive wine, which for me is a 10 dollar bottle of wine, because expensive is a matter of perception…I read a book, I watched a movie, I did a workout, I met an amazing girl on TINDER, we got married, started a family, I traveled the world…

I didn’t hear any bullshit updates about Kendrick Lamar, Lady Gaga or anything Grammys…it was quiet and peaceful…like a fucking luxury vacation with no phone or internet…

Facebook Jail is the best thing of my life.

Tonight, I am going to write a movie, build a house and fucking fuck.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning

Big Busting Out Tits
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Wild Elephant Attacks parked Cars
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Zendaya’s Mullet
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Wilmer Valderama and Demi La-Fato are married or something
CLICK HERE

Serious Famewhore Famewhoring of the Day
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Girl Gets Screenshots of her Cheating for Valentine’s Day
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Rihanna Nipples
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The Story of a Gymnast
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Dakota Johnson’s Dress
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Kat Dennings Still Fat Tits
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Parachute Fail at a Drag Race
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The Highlight of the Grammys – THis Fame Whore
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Flexible Ukrainian
http://thechive.com/2016/02/15/sasha-is-here-to-ease-you-into-the-working-week-29-photos/” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> CLICK HERE

Kanye is 53 Million in Debt
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Jennifer Lawrence is Banging a Brown Guy
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

15

Feb

Hilary Duff on All Fours in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff in all her thick and fit and muscular and pudgy and mom in her 30s glory…decided to do her own version of Sports Illustrated Coverage …..crawling around on all fours like she’s doing a parody of a swimsuit shoot for the paparazzi because she knows she could be 400 lbs and her loyal fanbase of perverts would still stand by her side. She could be 400 lbs and her loyal fanbase would line up to wipe her shitty ass….cuz she can’t reach….an ass that’s covered in sand because she’s not 400 lbs, and if she was, it’d be all muscle.

TO SEE THE REST OF HILARY DUFF EROTICA CLICK HERE

BONUS – HERE SHE IS IN A LACY TOP…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

15

Feb

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was even more horrible as it is now because we had no choice in the matter of who became famous…

The people we were forced to talk about and pay attention to or read about in the media were these garbage idiots that the networks pulled out of casting couches and created storylines around…

Instead of us choosing our youtubers and instagrammers to follow….defining AND curating our own pop culture experience….

There was a show called Laguna Beach and The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and The Kardashians, you know the early to market scripted reality garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that doesn’t matter. The addictive storylines pandering the basic human condition for idiot kids, making garbage people famous…..in what I guess is just some silly soap opera….

Well she reminds me of broken dreams, now that she’s a mom, and you can check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

TO SEE THE REST OF WHITNEY PORT IN BIKINI
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Port

2016

15

Feb

Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day

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I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options…

I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up…

She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Melanie Brown|Scary Spice|SFW

2016

15

Feb

Jojo Bra Top of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait who is no longer jailbait…but she’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style…

You know this is just her look, it’s what she likes to wear, wrap her up in fishnet everyday of the week, it’s how she goes to the fucking grocery store…and is not about her showing off her fitness body or any of that shit thirsty bitches do….

She’s Jojo, she doesn’t need to be famous because she’s got talent and a history…you know with her body of work, that was also a body grown men wanted to have sex with because she was in the media and underage and that’s enough for grown men to want to have sex with a girl….unless they are in canada, where they can have sex with the girl but choose not to since 16-17 year olds are fucking crazy and even 18 is too fucking young…

Oh and she fucks very fucking black dudes…which the same pervert fanbase probably can’t handle..

CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2016

15

Feb

Christina Milian’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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I am not a fan of Christina Milian or her comeback tour. Where she’s managed to leverage everything she can doing the low level tricks of fame whoring to get followers and attention…

She was a one hit wonder, who had a kid with this dude who is a very famous producer and has song writing credits on major hits, so many that when they were together he was able to get her on some, because he probably knew the residuals would mean less alimony since bitch doesn’t work….

She’s a second tier host on a singing show that is hugely successful, working as their social media person, but only this past year has been able to get a following because she gets more and more aggressive with her pics..because tits get his..

So if it’s not some pool party, see through shirt, bikini paparazzi pics, it’s cleavage…as she knows how to get talked about…since we’re all as basic as she is in her hustle…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

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