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2016

02

Feb

Irina Shayk’s in a Dress for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Earlier today, I was watching some Turkish Oil wrestling, which is one of the gayest displays in heterosexuality in terms of wrestling, even gayer than regular oiled up half naked wrestling….and now we’re looking at Vogue Turkey’s Irina Shayk spread, because she’s pretty perfect, just not to Brad Cooper who was probably tired of paying her 100k a week for sex, and played off their recent breakup as his mom not liking her. That’s way more sweet and cute to his female fans who probably hate Irina Shayk for being perfect and with their man, you know distracting them from the fact he fucks Russian hookers, and refocusing it on him being a Mommy’s Boy….moms love that shit..

Clever marketing…and it works for Irina Shayk also, I mean rich dudes love fucking girls A List celebs have fucked, it makes them seem worth the price, you know the higher quality client list she’s got, the more she can command…becuase looks alone don’t make the whore, there’s a whole science behind their work, career, social life, vacation spots that set the pics..

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2016

02

Feb

Kylie Jenner in a Red Bra and Panty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is some puppet used by her whore mongering mother and her Olympic winning Dad Chick with a Dick…because this family is one massive novelty act…that people keep buying into…

The truth is that she knows her angles, when she’s got three inches of make-up on, looking like some weirdly shaped instagram whore targeting the hip hop market, with that big waist to hip thanks to waist training and fat transfers weirdness….that she backs up by fucking old black dudes….but at 18, she looks 30, and in person, she looks like meat has been stapled to her whore face…

IT’s not really her fault that she’s terrible, represents all that is wrong with the world, but more importantly speaks to everything the young generation hip hop kids are into…this is pop….but she could still have more fucking substance…

But at least she posts underwear selfies.

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2016

02

Feb

Myleene Klass in a Bikini on a Boat in Thailand of the Day

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Myleene Klass…nice and Klassy like a Kardashian…K’s everywehre….

She’s a model, singer in some shitty pop band, and who the fuck cares about that she is 40 years old or a mom…

What matters is how round this ass is…whatever age, or number of cocks that have been in it, or kids that have crawled out of it, that ass is round…

I guess being worth 22 million dollars makes doing squats easy, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with herself all fucking day…

I guess go to Thailand and pose in bikinis….for the paparazzi…while I watch because I am pathetic and not in an position to K-Fed her the way I’d like to.

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2016

02

Feb

Jessica Stam in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…and I guess hi paid fashion models dying for their Ice Cap – which makes her story almost comical…

She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…I mean a farm, not a fucking farm, although these religious freaks are all about the fucking…when they’re preaching and abstinence cracks under human pressure and temptation called wanting to fuck…and when they do it, instead of doing it in their casual two people connecting kind of way, they go all out and fuck babies…

That’s not to say Jessica Stam has been fucked by her religious family ,but she has probably been fucked by a lot more, you know these girls getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…Sinner.

I wonder if she’s been blacklisted from Christmas dinner, or if fame and fortune outweighs JESUS.

She’s in a bikini – looking good.

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Posted in:Jessica Stam|SFW

2016

02

Feb

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini in a Bikini in Mesh of the Day

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is such a trashy bitch, that with her rough UK accent came prison tattoos, and with her trashy hot thin body came a career as a successful pop band, and with a career as a successful pop band came Simon Cowell, not sexually came, he’s more into dudes, but with business deals making her rich and throughout the process she’s had two husbands, two name changes, what will be two divorces…because she’s traditional like that and when you marry for love – you change your name for love….confusing every motherfucker who follows you cuz you’re still hot…

I mean if you’re going to Elizabeth Taylor with your celebrity, stick to the stage name, and change your fucking driver’s license name on your own time, we’ve got better things to do than follow your pussy around…but when it’s handed to us in a bikini…it’s flimsy and easy to deal with…

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Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Cheryl Fernandez Versini|Cheryl Tweedy|SFW

2016

02

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Fat Girl Breast Reduction Tits in a Fancy Bra of the Day

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It’s almost like the publicists in Hollywood, especially with clients who are on the verge of turning 18, and who are big earners because they work in the traditional media – like TV and movies, tell them to slut it up and work the media…

Prior to Ariel Winter’s 18th birthday, I heard very little about her, now she’s brought her tits, complete with breast reduction anchor scars, out a dozen fucking times in the last week, to say “Hey, I’m 18 now, and you’ll be seeing my tits soon enough, thanks to coaching from my co-star Sofia Vergara, who before she was on Modern Family, was a hooker who knows about showing tits to get ahead”…

I find her a doughy mess, I don’t find her cute and I don’t care about her tits, whether they are reduced or not…all I see is her at her prime, and it’s not that good, and the chances of her going the fit and tight body route in this body shaming, love your body, body positive era and the good news is that ever with Breast Reduction, she’s hormonal enough and a big enough eater to still have big young tits..

What I do know is that if she wasn’t hollywood, she’d be 400 lbs…and when Hollywood forgets about her, she can go that route, we call it doing the Kate Upton…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

02

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram is Looking for Followers of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is going aggressive on this instagram thing, realizing her sole purpose in life, is to be half naked and as slutty as possible with her great ass and stupid fake tits, since TV didn’t really work out for her, but it did get her Ryan Seacrest coke snorted off her asshole before it got fucked, or maybe it was her doing the coke snorting off assholes, either way, she was naked modeling like instagram models when you got paid to do it for Playboy…and now she’s reclaiming what is rightfully her, she’s got half naked shoots for money down, and she’s building on what she’s already built up, to monetize and own her own destiny because why should all these other hookers get the budgets when they didn’t even have to fight for their celebrity like Sara Jean Underwood did…they just posted to the internet and boom – they exist…

This is what I call whore wars…catty, subtle, fighting for followers, fighting for budgets, taking slutty pics together. It’s low level LA…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2016

01

Feb

Kaley Cuoco’s Panties of the Day

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Fit as fuck Kaley Cuoco flashed her white panties….

She must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…and you don’t have to be that good….or even that pretty…you just have to be in the right place…know the right people…and fake tits..fake tits help..

She’s been looking more fit than usual, like most divorcees…after being divorced they get fit – and it’s as magical as a mom aged woman with millions flashing her panties..

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2016

01

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Tits of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere showed off her fat tits….or fake tits…that balanced out her big fucking back that I guess her massive 7 foot tall boyfriend wanted because he was tired of feeling like he was fucking a weird little midget…even though her 4 foot tall midget sex was clearly his fetish, he kept going back for more, probably cuz it made his dick look so big…who knows..why am I talking about dicks…what a homo…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2016

01

Feb

Sports Illustrated Keep Milking Ronda Rousey of the Day

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The rumor is that Ronda Rousey is going to be on the Cover of SI Swim, which makes total fucking sense to me, seeing as she’s a fucking Athlete, in sports…and as much as you’d rather see a bikini model in a bikini for a Sports magazine, like it was some kind of catalog from an escort agency designed for Athletes to find a wife…and/or girls who are in fact the married to these famewhoring hooker “bikini” models…I still support the decision to put an Athlete on the shit…

Instagram has made low level “bikini” models obsolete, they don’t matter and spend all year whoring out daily with selfies…that photoshoots for them that don’t look as good as their instagram…makes their value pretty fucking low…it’s like when everyone is a bikini model no one cares about, maybe we should put an athlete everyone cares about on the cover…

Print isn’t dead yet, but it’s adjusting very slowly….and may be soon…but for now, here’s Ronda Rousey, the key marketing hook of this year’s Sports Illustrated…

I know that whore GIGI or NINA AGDAL or KATE UPTON or any of the Victoria’s Secret girls just have nothing to offer in a world where so many girls who aren’t overpaid, overrated cunts look as good if not better in their iphone pics than these cunts look in high budget shoots.

So milking the athlete by leaking her pics slowly has proven to be the best press the dying magazine has got in 5 years…thank god for UFC fans and their creepy obsessive compulsive disorder…

The good news is she tucked in her dick…right..

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