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2016

29

Jan

Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day

I am so disconnected with AMERICA…that when I see a fat chick, I see a fat chick. Call me old school, or maybe high standards, but the fact is that I fuck fat chicks, but I don’t celebrate fat chicks…

I hate fat chicks more than they hate themselves…and I hate myself more than I hate fat chicks…that’s why like they emotionally eat…I emotionally eat their disgusting shit filled asses..

What I am saying is that the other day, Ariel Winter, who I’ve never really heard of, because I don’t watch TV or pay attention to much more than slutty paparazzi pics and social media pics, I saw people writing about how this bitch is 18.

It turns out, she was some busty tween you perverts watched on some Sitcom, because I guess people still watch sitcoms…and you’re all so excited her big tits are LEGAL..

It seems like her being under 18, made you blind to the fact that the rest of her body, like most girls who start out young with big tits, was soon to catch up with her, because now that she’s 18, I hope you see the huge monster she fucking is.

WHat I am sayin is stop celebrating fat chicks, teen or not…because we get that you’d fuck them, but at the same time, I’d expect you to demand MORE out of Hollywood and their casting…let’s not make her this “realistic” and walmart clerk lookin’…right…

Stop making this girl think she’s a babe, and let her use her TV money for good, like a trainer and chef…bodyshame her because she’s paid well to take it….and hopefully she’ll pull it together and be all she can be…in hotness not in pantsize.

She’s disgusting. RIGHT.

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2016

29

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Body is LOL of the Day

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I would appreciate the Kardashian fame if these girls were actually hot…

They are doughy, bootleg, shitty faced…with botox that looks like raw meat is stapled on them…With shitty waist training and fat transfer asses to make strippers jealous…and make dudes with no standards or who are easily manipulated excited..

All rich yet trashy.

I’ve seen Kylie in person at least once, you wouldn’t look at bitch twice if she didn’t have airbrushed make-up on. She’s big and awkward looking…with a massive head…and not just because she has this ego thanks to her fucked up upbringing…all thanks to Kim putting the right things in her pussy…on video…for Ryan Seacrest who loves black cock to jump onto…and turn into a shitty show..

They are fucking garbage….and this selfie is hilarious…she’s so fucking weird looking…fucking monkey…with two white parents…one a dick with a chick and the other a chick with whatever dick helps progress their cause in her…

Garbage..

Here she is being rude to a poor Camera guy hired to film them…making me want to do a documentary on the camera men who have been working the Kim Kardashian show the last decade

Here she is with a Rolls Royce seat and words of Wisdom about all the HARD work she’s done..

Here is some ketamine weirdness of medicated rich kids…singing along to shitty rap songs…

Garbage…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

29

Jan

Gigi Hadid in New Boyfriend’s Music Video of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the rich kid, fake model…who gets a lot of hype because she hangs out with Kardashians and works the scene….and people give her praise and attention because I guess they fucking love rich kid, fake models…who get a lot of hype because she hangs with a Kardashian…

Just a few months ago, GIGI was in a Jonas brother she was fucking, now she’s in a One Direction video with the guy she’s fucking…sounds like she’s using that pussy to help her make-belief trust fund trying to stay busy bullshit.

Fuck GIGI Hadid…she’s a whore…I think the highlight of the video is that my girl Lindsay Hancock is in it, naked, boxing in fetish ears…you may remember her as Luci Ford…or this picture I took of her in fetish ears LAST YEAR…

Because I am amazing….Yes, I made this about me…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

28

Jan

Rita Ora Flashes her Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day

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These could be fake uncensored but they are circulating based on the below instagram pic…

I was looking at LUI Magazine pictures just YESTERDAY for my post on Rihanna’s new song, because Rihanna was topless for LUI magazine a few months ago…

For those of you who don’t know, LUI magazine was some porn mag, that rebranded as a men’s mag in France that featured famous models and girls naked in some pretty trendy looking pics…

For those of you who don’t know, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator copying everything Rihanna does…when she’s not milking her tits like the talentless obvious cow she is…

In this case, she’s doing both. Not her first time showing her tits, but probably the first time in magazines flashing…because girls don’t get paid 200k from Playboy to do this anymore. They do it for free. Interesting logic….

A photo posted by Florence Willaert (@flowillaert) on Jan 28, 2016 at 4:36am PST

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2016

28

Jan

My Friend Phoebe Price Made Cupcakes of the Day

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Phoebe Price sends me texts or maybe emails whenever I do a post on her…last time I called her 50 years old…and she was not very happy about it…today…I’ll just say that I find her career direction interesting to watch at whatever age she is…

I am not sure what the event in question is, maybe International Cupcake Day, but the level of sexy that is going on in this is too much to grasp or handle…you know so sexy that you don’t even know if it is sexy or if you should throw up all over your motherfucking self…and then you remember Phoebe Price is a goddess and of course you shouldn’t throw up, but rather take it in…the irony, the product of the paparazzi in the days they mattered…now moving to social media…as naked and exhibitionist as she can…

I find it fascinating and fantastic. She’s great. This is so amateur and fetishy, confusing, and why the store bought cupcakes are in the oven…it’s magical..

Jokes aside. This is seriously my favorite shoot that has happened in the last long time. Everything and everyone else is so commercial and generic. This is just good on all fronts…raw, real, confusing, amazing.

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2016

28

Jan

Grease the Live Musical Advertorial for Billboard of the Day

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Hollywood is in some weird state of “only produce proven successes”…by basically redoing, revamping, and most often shitting on old classics. Not that I think Grease is that great, but it’s iconic regardless, and the idea of it being remade, when you can just netflix the original, seems so fucking stupid like a waste of money….

I guess they’ve decided to spin it a little differently – because it’s going to be another one of their live broadcasts – you can only see once – tele-theater that reminds me of the 1940s when TV first happened and they were figuring it out…

I saw their Live Sounds of Music and it was a fucking disaster, like a SNL or SCTV parody skit…and I don’t expect more for Grease…

But it’s nice to see the producers of the production hiring a PR firm that got them this feature in Billboard…It was probably only 100k and think about how viral it’s gone to the Grease fans who are angry this is even happen…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is looking like a hot Rizzo from Grease…which isn’t saying much, if you’ve seen Grease, Rizzo was up on some Lena Dunham not very hot shit…while Hudgens looks better than ever, and the truth is that I am into Vanessa Hudgens…she’s one of my favorites….I have no idea why…but it is probably because I’ve never seen her in a movie…

While Julianne Hough is looking like a beat up by Ryan Seacrest’s micro cock while he was jacked up on coke…as she was trying to navigate the right person to let fuck her up the ass in coke rages…to further her caerer…she’s garbage…

And so is this Grease the Live Musical bullshit and here’s the video…that will remind you that these cunts are such fucking idiots…

(more…)

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

28

Jan

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear of the Day

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I wonder if Kendall Jenner will every discover that she’s just average looking and boring, talentless and half retarded thanks to growing up lazy with everything handed to her, making her unable to do or connect with the most basic of things in life…

Or if she’ll just continue to be sucked up to by brands, designers, agency people, agents, managers, other models and celebrities, who all want her to tag them on instagram to grow their own reach…

Will reality ever set in for her, or will she just remain as delusional as the rest of the family, whoring herself for a better tomorrow…for her cunt, self absorbed self, she can’t let this ever end…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

28

Jan

Cara Delevingne’s Joker Smear for Pussy Cancer Campaign of the Day

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I am not against social conscious, social benefiting, social marketing for good, even if it involves the egos of cunts I can’t stand participating in nonsense for drone following idiots to jump on the bandwagon, reminding me that people aren’t original thinkers…

This #SmearForSmear campaigns if for Pussy Cancer, mainly caused by HPV, that isn’t just for dirty whores but rumored to be for everyone….There’s a vaccine for the HPV, but you have to be a virgin when you get it and so girls are still getting the cancer from the HPV because they are too old to be vaccinated..and I don’t think women should be dying everyday from something they got from sex…unless they have sex with a convicted killer / rapist they met on prison dating – in which case they deserve it…like letting a convicted pedo babysit for you because he’s new the neighborhood and no one wants to hang out with him – giving him lots of free time and he’ll do it for free, hell, he’ll even pay you by the hour to do it…

If you know what I mean.

So now celebs are or will be SMEARING for SMEAR…something they’ve bene doing with more than just lipstick, but also with their VAGINAS…on every opportunity they can get….bit now the whores be whoring themselves for a better tomorrow…when they could just use some of their millions they don’t deserve and donate it…greedy cunts.

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

28

Jan

Bella Thorne Showing Off her Braids of the Day

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I think the technical name for this pose is “Ass on a Shelf”…it’s a common instagram model, or aspiring instagram model pose.

Where things get interesing isn’t cleavage rocking braless tits…in the low cut tank or deep open necked top…it isnt’ the kissy duck face lips…also GREAT instagram fodder…it’s the caption:

“our girl got her braids back”

Yes…this picture is so about the braids you fucking perverts…focus on the braids you pervert…

This is almost a fucking parody of someone whoring on social media to get more and more famous and it is working because men are basic…

THERE’S A VIDEO

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

28

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Meltdown of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this MEME of herself on Instagram with the best caption ever….calling out her mom in some kind of spoiled brat breakdown because her mom wasn’t there for her…which I guess is really surprising – seeing as they milked Lohan as hard as they could before throwing her into the dumps as the world forgot about her…but she’s still Lohan…and her mom is still some drunken, coked up Rockette who destroyed her…

I guess what I’m saying is that I still get joy out of how broken emotionally Lohan is from her family that exploited her, so much so that she posts it to fucking instagram in some irrational crazy person tantrum…because she is a crazy person…and that is everything…things don’t change…but faces do..thanks to botox…

Feels like home…a home Lohan never felt…LOLz.

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