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2016

27

Jan

Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40.

She looks pretty good for 40.

I appreciate her marketing campaign and ability to trick people into thinking she’s freshly 18.

It’s like “tell them the lie, they’ll believe, you’ll get work”….and her experiment worked, so she’s working it as hard as she can, cash in when she can, because there will be a time when she can’t fake being 18 now, you know assuming she has sustainability and lasts the next 10 years when she’s granny aged pretending to be 30….we’ll see but for now…I’ll look at her ass in jeans..

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2016

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day

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Call me perverted and you probably will, even though I am far less perverted than any of you weirdos, but I think Taylor Swift’s skinny legs and little ass in leggings, is her best look…you know put that hood on to over that annoying, unexciting, even creepy and manipulative face…

You’d probably think I thought this was her best looking because all pigeon toed, spreading her upper thighs, making her uneventful ass pushed up by spandex more appealing to mount from behind…you know just pull that elastic waistband down…with her permission because she’s a sexual deviant…of course…I’m not telling you to go rape or have rape fetishes of her….but it’s not why I like these pics of her, I don’t want to bury my face in her ass, even if I’d be into seeing how her pussy hangs when the pants come off and she assumes this pointed toe stance.. I still think this girl is tainted, likely STD ridden, she’s fucked too many dude and overall a terrifying demon sent from hell to pollute us with her bullshit…as she manipulates pop culture….

But I actually just like these pics of her, because I appreciate skinny girls in this fat era…in activewear after the gym…because HEALTH…right?

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2016

27

Jan

What Emily Ratajkowski Actually Looks Like of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is alot of hype, pretty much because she knows her angles. Bitch is a lie.

You’d be surprised at how shitty most of these bitches look in person, they are just fantasy, or lie, thanks to relatively decent, yet cheesy selfies and photos as they pretend to play model, in a properly timed era when that was a thing…and people fucking cared, before every famewhore on social media realized…that they could just do it themselves..

In more interesting news, here’s her boyfriend she likely cheats on had his fly down…

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Fascinating stuff…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Words of Wisdom from Amber Rose of the Day

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Amber Rose tweeted this bullshit about fingering Kanye’s Ass, probably paid for by Kanye, who I’m surprised didn’t let her fuck him up the ass with the dick I assume she has, because she’s got that level of sex appeal…that of a tranny….

I don’t know why she thought this would be a big deal to all of us who assumed dude was gay…because every guy I know loves getting a finger in his ass everytime they get head…especially from whores. That’s why they pay them.

So in this day and age, how is a little innocent butt play a bad thing…for the person not getting shit on their fingers…

Amber Rose is a whore, still trying to whore, by kissing and telling, when any dude who has fucked a girl, has had a finger in their ass, or had a bitch eat his ass, I don’t like it but I’ve done it, and to try to leverage that for her own trashy stripper mom profile, is pretty fucking lame…and as much as I hate Kanye Kardashian, I can’t support a bitch trying to embarrass a dude who made her and paid her for things that aren’t even that big of a deal…when his fucking father in law is a fucking bitch…

You know what I mean, gay marriage is Legal, rappers have gang bangs, these rich peoole are crazy, getting fingered by Amber Rose, hardly immasculating…it just makes her look like a cunt…which I guess is a look she goes for…since dudes only want her to stick their dick in her..

Pornstar Lisa Anne got in on the fun…

Posted in:Amber Rose|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s for Calvin Klein of the Day

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We can all agree that Kendall Jenner isn’t hot. She’s not interesting. She’s just a puppet used by her family to peddle product. She will eventually realize this in some kind of breakdown. I’m sure at this stage of Vapid and riding high, she’ll be delusional and love every second, but when the mom dies of cancer, and she will, she needs to…the rest of the family will crumble…making her as obsolete as she can be…no longer getting campaigns…eventually killing herself or doing something positive…

Doesn’t matter, because right now, she’s doing big things for every brand…including Calvin Klein…milk her when you can…everyone else is….except you…because she’s too rich, famous for nothing, talentless and bratty for that…

This bitch is everywhere…

Here are the rest of Calvin Kampaign pics…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to..

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2016

27

Jan

Willow Smith for Stance Socks of the Day

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I guess Will Smith has invested in Stance Socks…they are Mormon run and not Scientology or faggot run, which would make the whole thing kind of weird…if she wasn’t 15 years old…which is the average age of a Mormon sister wife…at least based on Mormon tradition…start pumping out those babies…and to really commit to our Mormon ways…let’s just do a weird sock fetish shoot with the 15 year old…because her dad’s into whoring her..because this isn’t a lot of clothing based on the Mormon underwear the mom’s of the Stance Socks dudes wear…seriously, google Mormon Underwear…it’s great…

This is not very Mormon…

Posted in:SFW|Willow Smith

2016

27

Jan

Charlotte McKinney Cultural Appropriation of the Day

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Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…

THE COVER OF GQ MEXICO…you know tap into that massive market that isn’t even a long flight to go to events and work there…when the people of Mexico fall into her big tits and American look…thinking how typical and boring it is…straight from the white streets of trashy even when you’re rich Florida…

I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough…

I just wish people cared enough to go mental at this Cultural Appropriation, where are the college kids to fight for the rights of Geisha girls…you know if she was in a indian head dress they’d go nuts, even though three years ago they were rocking the Indian DOT at Coachella..fucking idiots..

Bootleg Kate Upton who is already bootleg…

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2016

27

Jan

Eva Amurri Fitness of the Day

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What the fuck is this cheesy, low grade photoshoot shit….this bitch is

Susan Sarandon’s rich kid spoiled brat who even has a career thanks to being Susan Sarandon’s kid..but the career…is more showing her tits…

She can afford to get herself an actual photographer, not some bootleg porn PA who they give the camera to to take the stills no one cares about…

This is garbage…but she’s in a squat..all mom of 2 of her…and I guess she’s more interesting when not running her own “Lifestyle Blog”…and more into showing off her massive tits…before they got pregnant…

The useless kid of Janet from Rocky Horror’s tits..was set of tits on Californication, because let’s face it, Californication would cast any low level, bootleg actress for their topless parts… CLICK FOR ClIP CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eva Amurri|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Rumer Willis’ Potato Head Distracted by Tits of the Day

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Rumer Willis potato head is looking better than ever. We can assume that her mother has given her access to the trust fund, allowing her to follow in her footsteps, and not to necessarily fuck her way into acting jobs, slowly becoming the highest paid woman in hollywood in the 90s, but instead to go under the knife…because when you’re as vain as Demi, you have to have a guilty conscious for making this creature you called Rumer…because she was a Rumer…and I guess still is….

Sometimes you have to love the garbage no one wants.. because you are its mother…and your DNA lie made it….otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….and that’s not an option….so helping her survive with plastic surgery…is just the human and motherly thing to do..

The reality is that under all my layers of hate for overrated ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….I am usually into the underdog dogs..even when they are rich and trust fund owning…and not unfortunate at all…especially when you factor in their tits…that they clearly factor in…right..

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