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2016

21

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Titty Grab for Givenchy of the Day

Irina Shayk is the leader of the Russian Muffia…..pretty much the top notch in the group of Russian models who were tall enough and hot enough to be taken out of the sex trade, working as hookers and webcam models, and put into the higher end industry.

So rather than being killed by pimps and john’s being human trafficking, they get to go to higher end events and fuck higher end rich guys, making them live the good life, while the rest of the world doesn’t see them as hookers at all…

So she’s leveraged a relationship with a very rich and famous Gay athlete…into a career in America and now she’s with an A-List actor…she’s made it…and deserves to make it because when you’re a superhuman in terms of looks, might as well use it to win than some other bitch…

Well, she’s topless for Givenchy ….and I like it..makes me wish I could find a Russian to import of my own, who uses me for citizenship and money, because I don’t mind being used when it looks like this…

A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Jan 20, 2016 at 8:12am PST

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2016

21

Jan

Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day

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I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy….

But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true…

Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area…

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2016

21

Jan

Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy

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I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter…

So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram…

It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy.

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2016

21

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day

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Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now…

Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits….

What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad….

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2016

20

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I know Gwyneth Paltrow is an overrated rich kid, turned celebrity, like a Kardashian before the Kardashians, who thanks to her director dad, got jobs. We call her the Tori Spelling of movies, put into the right parties…and right places…and her vagina filled with the right cock…and throughout her career she’s been interesting once, in Royal Tennenbaums..

I am more into all the hate she gets with her lifestyle brand, on some Oprah shit, where she gets all preachy as a rich cunt who can afford these alternative diets and lifestyles, totally unrelatable to most, but inspiring to some rich career women, all about the detox, and other treatments…

But I am only into it because it’s typical ego driven famous person lies…because if her diet was so great, and her excercise program so good, what does it look like her mom ass is cellulite ridden and even melting…fucking yuppies..the worst.

These pics are so gross…but you’d still bury your face in it, and the sad thing is so would I….

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2016

20

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s In a Bikini of the Day

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I posted some of these pics of Jessica Simpson in a bikini yesterday – where I said:

The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China…

But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body..

She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape…

I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then…

I didn’t re-read my post, but if I said it, I stand by it, especially if there are fat jokes, mom pussy jokes, and even her dad being a homo despite being a Jesus freak..jokes…

I still think her spread leg pussy flash is the most important work she’s done to date…

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2016

20

Jan

Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day

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Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were…

Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE …

That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore……

Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..

We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini..

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2016

20

Jan

Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old…

I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this.

She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you..

She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old.

I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic…

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2016

20

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day

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There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage….and that Miley threatened to leak the video when her and Demi were having some Disney based fight we can assume was based on jealousy because one actor / singer with a big fanbase hated the other actor / singer with a huge fan base because she was Mexicans and Mexicans are seriously fucking loyal…which led to the Demi Lovato break down.

I don’t know if that’s a true story, but it should be, it would make these plastic, souless, boring cunts far more interesting or have more depth, instead of the garbage we are fed about them…

I do know that Lovato had a drug addiction, became a lesbian, blamed it on being bi-polar, only to start dating Wilmer Valderamma and realizing the way to be fat and stay fat and still have audience support by doing the “Love your Body” shit targeted to fat girls…not so interesting, just an example of how shitty the world we live in is…

Here she is in ALlure wearing underwear…I may have posted this before, it’s all the fucking same and I don’t care about Demi Lovato, she’s not hot and posting this is just out of habit more than anything…

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2016

20

Jan

Haley Baldwin’s Tits Going to An Event of the Day

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Haley Baldwin like the Gigi Hadid has partnered up with the Kardashians, who probably manage them and get a take on the deals, because it’s a solid up-sell to what they are already doing…you know Book “Kylie and Kendall for 200k, but for another 100k we’ll throw in bootleg Hadid and bootleg Baldwin”….

I know a girl who works random promo events and Haley Baldwin got 50,000 dollars to show up. This is someone who isn’t even that hot, isn’t that great, her dad is Stephen Baldwin who is a virtual fucking loser and joke in Hollywood, forced to do reality TV in his demise, yet this bitch is getting 50k to show up to events…why? Because Beiber fucked her when she was under 18…silly…

But she represents what the kids want, to not work, to hang with other idiots who don’t work, and to get paid for it…all they need to do is post it to instagram…which takes 3-4 minutes a day…

Terrible Role Models..

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