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Archive for the Topless Category

2010

25

Jan

Are These Pictures of a Topless Donatella Versace of the Day

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Someone emailed these into me and I’m not sure if they are of a tan addicted, plastic surgery piece of shit ex stripper, or if shit is Donatella Versace like they are advertised….I don’t know when they were taken or how old they are. I just know that there comes a point when the fake hair, fake tits, fake face, and horrible skin color kinda spills over and makes these pig women all look the same, whether they are ex strippers, pornstars, Jewish grandmothers in Florida, victims of hollywood or rich and famous luxury brand designers…..What do you think?


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Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Donatella Versace|Topless

2009

22

Dec

Lea Michele Topless on Stage of the Day

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Here is some bitch from Glee topless on stage, but instead of just strippin’ like the whore she is, she decided to pollute the only reason anyone cares about this performance by peppering it/tainting it with annoying, pretentious, bullshit acting and script. I hate actors, especially when they are stage actors, mainly because they think they are artists and anyone who thinks they are an artist annoys me, unless of course it is a con artist, or me pretending to be an artist to trick girls into letting me paint them nude (with my cum). If a bitch is gonna get naked on stage – she’s gotta realize she’s a fucking stripper whether she dresses like a school girl, or dances balet, or spits scripted crap….bitch needs to stop kidding herself….

That’s enough of that….watch the video…

Posted in:Lea Michele|Spring Awakening|Stage|Topless

2009

21

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Still Topless for Muse of the Day

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Lohan is really getting a lot of airplay for this photoshoot. I haven’t seen so much Lohan coverage since she flashed her pussy years ago. It’s like every week this bullshit hipster fake art magazine releases another shot of her tits and all the virgin blogs go nuts for the shit, even though Lohan’s been done for a long fucking time and even if she released niche fetish videos like fucking used tampons or getting her ear cummed in or whatever the hot new porn trends are, I would have bet most people wouldn’t care. I guess I was wrong and there’s still more Lohan to be had, unless of course she dies of cardiac arrest or other “natural causes” before that time comes….and it doesn’t really matter because she has great tits…that I would want to use like I was Muse to get noticed…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|muse|Topless

2009

11

Dec

Lindsay Lohan and Phony Artistic Topless Video for a Shitty Magazine of the Day

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I can’t beleive I missed this bullshit video starring Lindsay Lohan in some sleazy soft core student film shit, but I like to think it’s because no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan and this college film student’s phony artistic crap. I don’t know how the fuck she got herself into this, or why the fuck she thought this shit was a crucial career move cuz she no longer has a career, but apparently you can see nipple and I guess all nipples deserve the chance to be in video, no matter how big or how small, how useless or how desired, I really just want to see them all…it’s my life work….at least that’s what I’ve decided my life work is going to be starting today, so girls turn your webcam’s on.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Topless

2009

11

Dec

Penelope Cruz Topless in Los Abrazos Rotos of the Day

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Since I don’t own a TV and don’t really like spending the little money I have on going to the movies, I am really not too up to speed on what’s new and what Penelope Cruz is doing with her career, especially when the shit is foreign, but I do know that whatever this fucking movie is, Penelope Cruz was topless in it and her small perky tits are nice to look at in any language, just as long as the sun isn’t behind her so that her big stupid nose she should get operated on doesn’t casts a shadow and black out her tits….

Here are the clips….

There was another topless chick in the movie, her name was Kira Miro and these are her tits….

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|Topless

2009

01

Dec

Ellen Woglom is Topless and Getting Fucked on Crash of the Day

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I’ve already wrote a post celebrating this Ellen Woglom Naked on TV Sex Scene , because I love useless sluts who get fucked on camera because they have a fucking dream that made sense in their small town when they packed their bags and moved to LA instead of going to college like the other girls…who got a little work here and there but the only work that really paid their rent was when they started getting fucked by double penetrating dildos on TV, like they were common prostitutes who are lucky enough to be able to sleep at night by masking their prostituting as “art”….

Posted in:Ellen Woglon|Topless

2009

23

Nov

Courtney Ford Topless in Dexter of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Courtney Ford before but after an extensive google research I have discovered that she is the wife of “Superman Returns” star Brandon Routh but more importantly, she’s topless on Dexter, and it’s definitely not all that super, but it’s better than fucking nothing, now I’m not in the mood to write anything, so watchin the video than fuck yourself with your mouth since that’s the only superpower you have, but are too pussy to bust out at birthday parties cuz you realize it won’t impress chikcs, it’ll just make them thing you’re weird.

Posted in:Courtney Ford|Dexter|Topless

2009

20

Nov

Amy Beth Hayes in THe Misfits Topless of the Day

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Here is a sex scene from some British show that I’ve never heard of and didn’t bother looking up. It is starring some chick named Amy Beth Hayes and her very natural tits, which pretty much means floppy tits, but that is okay with me since I can’t stand implants and the whole thing is not all that arrousing but seeing a bitch laugh at a motherfucker’s cum face may be….
I don’t know why I bother writing these posts….

Posted in:Amy Beth Hayes|Topless

2009

16

Nov

Jenny Mollen and Ellen Woglom Topless for TV of the Day

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I had never heard of either of these whores before today, but I figured since they were getting topless on TV shows that I’ve never heard of becuase they are spin-offs of movies that won an Academy Award called Crash because it touched on racism and LA that I’ve never seen because I just asshumed some asshole greased the Academy with either money or bribes that would ruin some of the judges lives or some shit…is worth noticing…because tits on TV is a relatively new concept that I’d like to see stick around, because I remember a time Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue’s bare ass got fucking censored and was consider too explicit despite being totally offensive…and because I love seeing bottom feeding actresses who I know would rather stay clothed but need work so they get naked…

Either way, it turns out that one of these bitches is named Jenny Mollen and she is married to Jason Biggs. She was on a show called Angel, so you virgins are probably excited that the man who taught you it was okay to fuck pies is married to a girl you used to think about when fucking those pies….I guess she’s trying to pave her own way and make her own money because the idea of letting Jason Biggs get her pregnant scares her as it is not part of the get famous quick plan that marrying him was a huge part of…or maybe it is real love and he’s broke from burning all his American Pie money on Horseracing and bootlegging liquor. Who really gives a fuck…I know I don’t…

The other bitch is named Ellen Woglom chick is a solid 10 years younger than Mrs Biggs. She is just starting out and her IMDB screams doing as much nudity as possible to get noticed because your gigs aren’t saying much about your capabilities as an actor…..
Now here are those clips from the show Crash.

Jenny Mollen:

Ellen Woglom:

Posted in:Ellen Woglom|Jenny Mollen|Topless

2009

04

Nov

Kelly Brook is TOpless for a Shitty Play of the Day

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As a fat man, I have no choice but to appreciate these pictures of a bitch who combines some of my favorite things to make this highly erotic image, pastries and tits…Sure, I’m not as bad when it comes to food as my wife, she’s a serious pig and I’ve heard her cum eating a brownie and I don’t find food a sexual thing at all, it just fills some of my voids when I am not drunk….

I don’t remember who Kelly Brook is, but she’s topless on stage and it isn’t as fun as it was a few minutes ago, I think I’m hypoglycemic and getting cranky and need some sugar as a pick me up….now I’m starting to sound like my pig wife and for that I should go kill myself, or eat this cake my wife brought home last night….because really at this point…who really cares…I just don’t understand why the plays I was forced to go to never had naked pussy in it….I guess it is just further proof that I suck at life.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Theater|Topless