2009
19
Aug
I just found the topless pictures of Amber Rose. I already did this post, just figured I’d throw these out there even though she was hotter when she was covering up, because I guess I like the mystery, when I normally don’t like shit covered up, I like it bare and raw, but when it comes to lesbians Kanye met at the homo-club at his local community center, I guess everything changes….
Posted in:Amber Rose|Topless
2009
11
Aug
Her name is Lou Doillon, I think. She’s a French actress and she is topless, which is kinda what french actresses do so it is not that exciting to see if you are a fan of Lou Doillon, not that she has any fans, but if she happens to have any, I guess her being topless would also not be that exciting for them because they’d be gay, as everyone knows only gays like French movies, it makes them feel cultured while getting fucked up the ass.
Sure, that’s not entirely true, because I live in a French city and I remember first French movie I saw on late night TV that was about rape and there was full penetration….explaining why all the french girls I know are whores who have anal on the first date….which is something we should all celebrate.
Posted in:Beach|Lou Doillon|Topless
2009
11
Aug
Here is some ex model hanging topless with some dude who clearly has AIDS, a pregnant chick with tattoos on her uterus and some kids to keep the whole thing wholesome.
I love models, especially when they retire, because you know that at 40 they’ve done their part in giving girls complexes and made millions off feeding a multi-billion dollar industry. Without these kinds of women who get paid to sit in front of the camera, the gym industry, the health food get thin quick diet industry, nutritionists and psychiatrists, wouldn’t exist, not that I care because shit didn’t make me rich, but it has prevented at least 1 girl from becoming the fat pig she was meant to be, by shoving this superficial amazing world down her thraot and that’s good enough for me….this topless bitch is a hero and not just because she weasled her way out of communism and into the pages of a fashion magazine, but because her image lowered girls self esteem everywhere and has lead to some of us who don’t deserve to get laid, to get laid.
Here are her pics.
Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Proizkova|Topless
2009
05
Aug
The one thing I don’t understand about these bitches who tan topless, is why they don’t just take off their bottoms too. Is there something disgusting going on that they don’t want people to see? Or is it deemed inappropriate to be fully naked on a boat, but totally cool to be topless, I mean I’d figure most girls would be more insecure about lettin’ their tits out to the sun than their pussies, because for the most part, when a girl is standing up, her pussy doesn’t really stick out to much, and if shaved almost looks like bitch is wearing a nude colored bathing suit bottom. I guess women are just too complex for me to grasp, or maybe Kate Moss is on her period or has a rash that she doesn’t want the paparazzi to see, but she’s totally cool hanging with other 40 year olds half naked in some kind of topless party that reminds me of some hippie shit I wasn’t invited to.
Either way, Karen Mulder or whoever has the floppy tits needs and breast lift and I’m willing to give it to her with my mouth…
2009
22
Jul
I didn’t know who this bitch was – so I googled it….
Over seven pages in the Spanish magazine Interviu, Patrizia D’Addario poses in a series of see-though tops alongside a swimming pool at a villa in Rome.
Little more than a stone’s throw away is the Palazzo Gravioli, the Rome residence of Silvio Berlusconi. It was inside the walls of the Palazzo where the blonde escort claims she slept with the Italian Prime Minister.
You’d think the Italian Prime Minister would have a little better taste and if he was to bang a whore, he’d do one that was worth banging, not that all women aren’t worth banging, just when you are in a position of power you can leave the table scraps for the rest of us, instead of giving the table scraps some kind of ego, when that ego should be reserved for models. Motherfucker’s screwing up the whole chain of fuckin’ command….
Here are those pics…
Posted in:Bikini|Patrizia Daddario|Photoshoot|Thong|Topless|Wet
2009
17
Jul
Sometimes when I leave my house I just crave topless dancers and every girl who I walk by, I imagine what they would look like naked, what their capabilities on stage would be, like whether they would would be shy at first and slowly warm up, or if they would be the kind of girl who just goes buck fucking wild, or the girl you think would be wild but slowly parades herself like she’s at a slave auction, only instead of being good at getting beat into pickin’ cotton and other chores, she’s good at not killing herself after being degraded by men all day.
All this to say that I think of topless dancers a lot and never have I thought about whatever the fuck is goin on in this video and I guess that’s what makes it a stepDAYDREAM. Enjoy.
Posted in:Dancer|Drugs|stepDAYDREAM|Topless
2009
14
Jul
People are making a big deal about this new movie called Beth Cooper where Hayden Panettiere was wrongfully cast to be the hot chick in the school, which would really only happen in the North Pole, and toy making school, where midgets and trolls are the norm, not that a place like that actually exists and either does Santa Claus, unless you count the pedophile in the mall with a boner in his red suit loving every second of his minimum wage job.
This is the kind of topless scene that would only get a virgin fan excited, which I guess is convenient since 98% of Hayden Panettiere’s fans are virgins and the ones who aren’t are just victims of being molested who really like the show Heroes.
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Topless|Virgins
2009
13
Jul
It looks like Ali Landry is on the “Get in the Tabloid to Show Off My Mom Body Kick”, so she hired a paparazzi agency to follow her to the beach, where she posed and played in the sand with her daughter in hopes of tricking everyone into thinking she’s just this cheery and posing when she’s on the beach with her daughter, so that they publish her picture as a “hot mom body of 2009” hopefully to add some fuel to her career, like any desperate has-been who was only known for her looks would do as her celebrity status dwindled down to pretty much nothing, but her bank account is still intact because she married some rich motherfucker as wallet fuckers tend to do.
Here she is with her topless daughter cuz it’s never too young to teach them how to make a dollar or at least show them how mommy got famous. Next weeks lesson is on the gag reflex….
Pics via FAME
Posted in:Ali Landry|Beach|Bikini|Topless
2009
06
Jul
I hate this sloppy bitch, I didn’t mind slapping and grabbin at her fishnet covered ass, but I still hate everything else about her, from her face, to her music, to her image to her mocking the homosexual culture by acting like she’s fabulous and just one of them, despite it being a lie, and she’s just some NYC rich kid with a dream to get revenge on everyone who made fun of her, but I don’t mind that she’s gone topless, because tits, although uneventful, especially while floppy on Lady Gaga, are still fuckin’ tits and throw in an arm covering her weak chin, she’s almost good to go.
2009
06
Jul
Megan Fox is in a movie where she plays a vampire cheerleader, or something equally retarded, you know, a concept that a group of idiots who don’t get laid, sitting around talking about the hottest fictitious fantasy possible came up with and went home to jerk off to, before writing the shitty script. I hear Werewolf Nurse was runner-up but they figured that a hairy bitch wasn’t as hot as a sex addicted bitch.
I just IMDBed the shit, and realized that it is written by Diablo Cody, which pretty much explains everything to me, because I hate Diablo Cody I don’t really know why she got so much hype and won an Oscar, or really how she used to be a stripper, based on the fact that there’s nothing mildly attractive about her and it was probably a whole scam to broaden her phony artistic vision, something the Hollywood Execs bought into, because they are plastic pieces of shit who just want to make more money than God.
Fuck it, she gets topless and topless Megan Fox is worth pretty much everyone’s time.
