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2009

03

Nov

Saving a Black Chick Willing To Go Topless for Recession of the Day

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I got this email……

Dear Jesus,

You know I have been a long time fan and now I need your help. I am a black girl living in Baltimore and I am going to lose my house . I have most of the money I need but am still $1800 short and I know you have a black girl fetish and figured you would know what I should do?

BESTOW KNOWLEDGE ON ME JESUS. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???

Love,
Elle Vie

PS. Anything but prostitution, I will not hook myself but otherwise am open to ideas.

Since I like to help people who are at rock bottom this was my response:

Send Nudes.

Love,

Jesus

Sure enough, she sent me these topless pics and I figure that I had to give her a post on the site…….so I am going to help this black piece of ass out, mainly because she has gone topless for a fat dirty old man with black fetish like me, but also because I am just that kind of guy.

People consistenly call me a racist, but would a racist exploit a girl who has hit rock bottom for titty pics ? I don’t think so.

I’m just a philathropist on a budget. I help where I can. Like earlier today I gave a homeless dude with a mouth infection 50 cents to avoid him from spitting on me and a few years ago I gave the NCAAP 10 dollars to shut the racist accusers up.

Either way, she needs money to keep her house because America went broke on her ass and decided to take photos exclusively for drunkenstepfather to get donations to help her keep her fucking house.

Her nice rack is still worth jerking off to, throw a few bones her way and when she reaches the 1800 dollars she will take off her panties.

HELP THIS BITCH SAVE HER HOUSE “DONATE”

I don’t expect you to give much or for this to really help the bitch, considering you don’t make me 1800 dollars a month, but maybe there’s a sugar daddy out there with lots of money and a love for tits because when I am given tit pics, I don’t mind helping….

Posted in:Black|Recession|Topless

2009

30

Oct

Moon Bloodgood Topless for Terminator 4 Salvation of the Day

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I don’t get excited when a 35 year old bitch who was clearly raised by a couple hippies based on her name being Moon, clearly taking any job she can to establish that acting career she always dreamt she would have cuz working a corporate job is what society wants us to do, so fuck the man and the producer of the movie that cast you and your stupid name in this movie…and the whole thing bores me, but you’ll probably like it…because you are more pathetic than me….sucks to be you…

Posted in:Moon Bloodgood|Salvation|T4|Topless

2009

23

Oct

Miranda Kerr Old Topless Pic of the DAy

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I was just talking to someone about how some girls get naked and it advances their career, while other girls get naked and can’t get into school or land jobs and are forced to be lowlife strippers, prostitutes, pornstars or whores and I guess Miranda Kerr proves that if you’re going to go out and get naked pics of yourself taken, make sure they are in black and white, cuz that way you can pretend they are artistic and not just a bitch whoring out for attention…Here is that pic….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Topless

2009

20

Oct

Rihanna’s Shitty New Song of the Day

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Rihanna has leaked a shitty new single….I guess that means we have a little more of her to deal with for a little longer which is too bad because in recent weeks I’ve started hating her. It all started when my dog barked at her on her TV commercial and he only barks at animals when they are on TV, so it made me wonder whether I was into beastiality or not.

Now all you quick to call a motherfucker a racist don’t turn around and call me a racist because she has dark skin, because that makes you racist just thinking like that. See, I love me some black women, seriously it is all I ever wanted in life, but Rihanna, just doesn’t make the cut anymore, she is played the fuck out, her nude pics bored me so let’s hope her ship back to Barbados leaves the port soon, cuz I’m done with her and her accusing a man of beating her ass, when she knew she deserved it because a girl so quick to call the fuckin’ cops on her boyfriend, is no girl for me….but I would watch the sex tape, so someone out there fuck her and film it.

Thanks.

Here are pictures of her and her seriously stupid hair….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Topless

2009

20

Oct

Lily Allen Topless on her Hotel Balcony of the Day

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I don’t really follow Lily Allen’s life. All I really know about her is that she’s a little fat, her songs are a little annoying, her talent is really fucking questionable, her parents are hooked up in the entertainment industry in the UK and that she’s just another typical rich girl who wants people to notice her because her parents were too busy living their own lives for her.

I do know that a couple of weeks ago, she went to Twitter and said she was retiring, probably because she realizes that she’s peaked, or maybe it’s got to do with other things, like drug addiction or bi polar disorder that leads her to fucking homeless dudes, before walking out to the balcony to contemplate suicide naked, because she’s done enough living, only to be saved by the homeless man she fucked, because he realizes if she dies, he won’t get the free meal she promised him, and the whole thing is like a scene out of a really boring movie, but at least she’s topless and doesn’t give a fuck if people post pics, cuz her world has become self involved and self absorbed meaning no one but her and her pain matter, the kind of crazy I fucking love…..

Posted in:Hotel|Lily Allen|Topless|Venice

2009

19

Oct

Eva Amurri’s Still Getting Topless on Californication of the Day

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Susan Surandon’s daughter still knows her place in the entertainment industry as a rich kid crying for attention by being the ugly face with the amazingly huge tits topless on Californication. She was topless on the show already and I guess I’m not complaining cuz that would be gay, since her tits are amazing, but I do always wonder if dad’s can jerk off to videos of their daughters getting naked on TV or in video if that is wrong since society frowns upon it.

See I’m not a dad, I’m a stepdad and as a stepdad I can legally jerk off in my stepdaughters and I didn’t even make them, like my own little science experiment in my wife’s uterus, so I can’t understand how anyone could not look at a chick like a sexual object, especially if he made the fucking thing, if anything that should make him like her even more, because he sees beauty in her busted down face, all forcing Mr Amurri to keep it secret if he likes it more than he should and here is a video to help him with his struggle.

Here is the whole scene to burn the little bandwidth I have ….

Posted in:Californication|Eva Amurri|Topless

2009

09

Oct

PETA Protest Featuring Topless Chicks Bodypainted Like Lizards of the Day

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I was talking about militant lesbians last night, about a better time when dykes were actually dykes. There were barely any of these college girls “experimenting” lipstick lesbians, or girls who were just trying to fit into that whole emo-bisexual trend. If you were a lesbian, you were angry, you hated dick and anything dick was attached to, you hated pollution and the greenhouse effect, you hated cruelty to animals and you did everything you could to fight it, like tying yourself to a tree, protesting outside office buildings and KFC, and joining shit like PETA where you’d get naked and show off you fat lesbian body that made you a lesbian in the first place because dudes never wanted to fuck you, making the whole thing a real dramatic experience that people had no choice but to remember because it was so traumatic.

I guess the good news is that PETA is still recruiting bitches who get naked, cuz naked chicks are always worth lookin at, even if they are ugly, since it’s better than lookin at non-naked chicks, and I figure if you can convince any girl, no matter how ugly she is, that a cause is worth stripping down for, you’ve done something right, seriously, I’ve been trying to get girls to get naked for my dick, which is a serious charity case and I’ve never been as successful as this PETA bullshit….

Either way, here are some pics of these lesbians body painted and protesting snake/lizard skin to start the day.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bodypaint|PETA|Protest|Topless

2009

09

Sep

Audrina Does Maxim of the Day

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Audrina may be a fucking idiot with fake tits who I can’t stand because she is on The Hills, who for the most part isn’t as hot as she is hyped up to be, but she’s got a pretty good body, especially after it’s been photoshopped to shit. I guess the real shocker about this bitch is that she didn’t end up in porn or stripping, something her fake tits at a young age would make you think was part of the plan, but instead ended up on mainstream TV. I guess her dad knows people who know people or some shit, because she’s really made for taking 3 dicks at a time, but then again as far as I am concerned, every girl is made for 3 dicks at a time, I guess it’s gotta do with some tribal evolutionary shit from happened in pre-historic tribes, but they especially look ready for 3 dicks at a time while whoring out with some strawberries and appliances half-naked in a photoshoot. The other shocker is that Maxim is still in business.

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Posted in:Audrina|Maxim|Topless

2009

01

Sep

Rihanna is Almost Topless in Vogue of the Day

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Where I come from, this is not considered topless, this is considered fucking annoying. As far as I’m concerned if there is no nipple exposed, there is no tit exposed and I’d let my 15 year old daughter go to school like this, because really there’s nothing erotic about it and if you think there is, you have some twisted perception of erotica motherfucker, not to mention you’re a fucking pervert because bitch is only 15.

The good news is that I don’t have a 15 year old daughter and I guess Vogue tried to bring it so we should give them some “props”, even though I’m over Rihanna, I think she’s got a stupid fucking face and is full of shit and even my dog barked at her when she was on TV at my neighbor’s house and he only barks at animals, so maybe I’ve been delusional all these years, you know, tricked by the fucking media…..they are everywhere….telling us what to think….we can’t escape….

Here are those pics of her as a robot, which I hope are more interesting than my useless babble…

Posted in:Rihanna|Topless

2009

31

Aug

Adrienne Curry Topless on Twitter of the Day

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I guess twitter is a good place for whores who made it as whores to show off their whore ways, cuz they don’t need to get approved by editors or any of that shit, they can just take the pics and be on their whore way. Adrienne Curry’s done playboy and been on some useless fuckng reality shows and she’s taken that talent that is a set of fake tits to Twitter cuz no one else gives a fuck about her anymore so she’ll do it her fuckin’ self.

Posted in:Adrienne Curry|Topless|Twitter