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2007

21

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel bad for Perez Hilton. I never visit his website. I resent his success in doing pretty much the same thing I do. I hate that people listen to someone so ugly and turn to him as an authority. But dude is getting beat the fuck up by the paparazzi agencies. The reality is they have bigger legal budgets than him and I fucking hate the paparazzi. I was sent an email with this article about how he’s being taken down hard for not having the right to post their pictures and I guess when he does finally get shut down because the paparazzi will win, it will only be a matter of time before taking down sites like mine. Enjoy it while it lasts…

Here are my links…


Pam Anderson’s Almost Nipple Slip on Conan Last Night
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Shot by Kern is a Nude Photograher’s Video of a Photoshoot of Two Young Sluts.
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Kate Moss Shows Off Her Sexy Skinny Legs
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Britney Spears Wants You to Smell Like Her Ass
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Nikki Flashback’s Striptease Video
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Noeia is a Peurto RIcan Singer and This is Her Sex Tape…
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Pussy Cat Doll Nip Slip
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Girls Peeing in Public Video
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Some Japanese Breast Licking Video
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Gemma Atkinson Partying and Showing Off Her Big Ol Tits
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Beyonce in the Hot Tub
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Ashlee Simpson in a Salon Lookin’ at Herself in the Mirror
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Rihanna Has a New Video and Wears Booty Shorts…
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This is the Joy of Summer in Nude Picture
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Rosario Dawson’s Amazing Legs in GQ
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A Weird Sex Death
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Some New York Traffic Reporter was in Playboy
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Sophie Howard Nude in Nuts Magazine
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Halle Berry Fucking in Monster Ball Clip
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A Nipple Slip is Like Instant Viagra Video
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What the fuck is this
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Tara Reid Lookin’ Alright and Busty
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Kelly Clarkson was a Puker in High School – Obviously She Grew Out of that One
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Sean Preston Spears Federline Drives an Escalade Like his Bottom Feeding Father
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Club Paris Changed Its Name
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I hate the Beastie Boys, But You Probably Don’t. Stream the New Album.
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Sing a Song Together in Video Because I love Her
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Read This Psycho Cell Phone Stalker Story…It’s Insane
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Pete Doherty Sings Some Disney in Concert Cuz He Bangs Kate Moss
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Kim Kardashian’s Got Big Tits
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Katherine McPhee Gets Wasted and Slutty on Stage
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Some Naked Dude Gets Thrown Off a Jetski Video
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Guide to the Hottest Hollywood Cougars
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Brooke Hogan is a Tranny I’d Like to Fuck
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Eva Longoria Lookin’ Hot in a Metallic Bathing Suit…
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Some Crazy Chick Fight at the Beach
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Controversial Yogurt Ad from Brazil
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Mandy Moore’s New Album Has Lots About Zack Braff – Who Cares…Oh and it was with Rachel Bilson…
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Lohan in Rehab on the Beach in a Bikini…I Want to Go To Rehab…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Janeane Garofalo Looks Like a Hardcore Lesbian I Wouldn’t Want to See in Action…
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Idiots Jump Their Car
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Tara Reid Makes Out With Some Dude
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Famous Chick Named Katja Schuurman from the Netherlands in a Bikini
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Paris Hilton Gets 1,000,000 Dollars for Her First Out of Jail Interview…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cam With Her Compilation Webcam Video
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Find Pussy in Your Hometowm….
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Use This Spray to Get Laid….You Need It…
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2007

21

Jun

I am – Sophie Monk’s Boyfriend is a Fucking Cunt of the Day

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I got hate mail from someone defending Jennifer Garner saying that I don’t respect her because she isn’t a little tart and that she can actually act. They went on to say how I hate women who aren’t sluts and have talent. My answer to her is that if Jennifer Garner could act, she would have more of a career than her piece of shit Alias show. If she wasn’t a slut, she wouldn’t let men she wasn’t married to drop load in her box like it was moving day and if I hated women who had talent I’d never have had good sex in my life because talent comes in many forms and I like the ones that feel best.

I am all for girls who are good at what they do, but when being good at acting is their “talent” I don’t really take it seriously because in life there are much more substantial things to be talented in, whether it is singing, painting, caring for sick kids, or giving me an amazing blowjob, not that I’d really enjoy it that much since I can’t get it up.

If it makes you people who think I am a woman hater happy, I just want you to know that I also hate dudes with no talent. This Good Charlotte brother is as equally lame as his twin brother and he may be baggin’ a hot chick but hot chicks generally like losers and that doesn’t mean he’s good at what he does.

I like to think it’s got something to do with hot chicks like dudes with lots of money. I guess it could also have to do with them having huge cocks. I have yet to meet a dude who is totally down to earth with a big cock. I am not a cock expert and I don’t check out dudes I meet, but I do know that every dude I’ve met who has told me or who a chick has told me had a huge cock has been just as big a cunt as the kind of cunt his meat needs to fit in. I remember reading something about intelligence being directly related to genital size, and I know that if I had a huge cock, I wouldn’t be sitting at a computer all day writing a site all day, I’d be out showing it to girls.

Big dick or not, this Madden can’t hid the fact that he fucking sucks behind his tattoos but I’d still watch the sex tape because Sophie Monk is may not be smart enough to not sleep with this fool, but she does keep her distance in public and that’s one step closer to dumping him.

Posted in:Benji Madden|Sophie Monk|Unsorted

2007

21

Jun

I am – Sophie Monk's Boyfriend is a Fucking Cunt of the Day

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I got hate mail from someone defending Jennifer Garner saying that I don’t respect her because she isn’t a little tart and that she can actually act. They went on to say how I hate women who aren’t sluts and have talent. My answer to her is that if Jennifer Garner could act, she would have more of a career than her piece of shit Alias show. If she wasn’t a slut, she wouldn’t let men she wasn’t married to drop load in her box like it was moving day and if I hated women who had talent I’d never have had good sex in my life because talent comes in many forms and I like the ones that feel best.

I am all for girls who are good at what they do, but when being good at acting is their “talent” I don’t really take it seriously because in life there are much more substantial things to be talented in, whether it is singing, painting, caring for sick kids, or giving me an amazing blowjob, not that I’d really enjoy it that much since I can’t get it up.

If it makes you people who think I am a woman hater happy, I just want you to know that I also hate dudes with no talent. This Good Charlotte brother is as equally lame as his twin brother and he may be baggin’ a hot chick but hot chicks generally like losers and that doesn’t mean he’s good at what he does.

I like to think it’s got something to do with hot chicks like dudes with lots of money. I guess it could also have to do with them having huge cocks. I have yet to meet a dude who is totally down to earth with a big cock. I am not a cock expert and I don’t check out dudes I meet, but I do know that every dude I’ve met who has told me or who a chick has told me had a huge cock has been just as big a cunt as the kind of cunt his meat needs to fit in. I remember reading something about intelligence being directly related to genital size, and I know that if I had a huge cock, I wouldn’t be sitting at a computer all day writing a site all day, I’d be out showing it to girls.

Big dick or not, this Madden can’t hid the fact that he fucking sucks behind his tattoos but I’d still watch the sex tape because Sophie Monk is may not be smart enough to not sleep with this fool, but she does keep her distance in public and that’s one step closer to dumping him.

Posted in:Benji Madden|Sophie Monk|Unsorted

2007

21

Jun

I am – Christine Lakin is Worth a Round of the Day

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This girls name is Christine Lakin, I had never heard of her, but didn’t really care because after seeing the pictures I figured she was worth a post on a girl you thought you never heard of but would jerk off to if you saw her naked.

It turns out she was on the show Step by Step in the 90s. I spent most of the 90s fucked up, but that never stopped me from strapping in on Friday nights at 8 pm to watch ABC’s TGIF. I was all about Boy Meets World, Full House and my favorite shit was Step by Step with Suzanne Sommer’s tits. It was the perfect gateway show to harder drugs and a good way to get my weekends on a role. That moral at the end of every show made me realize why I drank and slept with hookers.

Speaking of being someone no one knows, I went out last night and started talking to random people who were asking me about what I do, because it seems like that’s what people like to know about a person. I told them that I run the hottest website on the internet that nobody reads and none of them had ever heard of the website. I wasn’t surprised because if it was the hottest site that everyone read, I’d be living in a much nicer shitbox of an apartment. I also learned that when you tell girls you want to make them famous on the internet they generally don’t get naked in excitement and kinda just give you dirty looks acting like you just asked them to take 2 dicks in their ass on video and walk away disgusted, even when you tell them your site was voted number 1 in the city, they keep on walking because no one gives a fuck about a number 1 rated site, because the internet is fucking lame. I also realized that cocaine is a lot bigger than it was when I was too poor to do it back in my Step by Step years, when I would have welcomed it with open arms. There was constant line-ups to the bathroom and my little bladder and big drinking stomach couldn’t handle it. I didn’t piss myself but I did blame Lohan for fuckin’ up all these kids and ruining public bathrooms in bars internationally….

Posted in:Christine Lakin|Unsorted

2007

21

Jun

I am – Dita Von Tease Doing Her Routine in Tokyo of the Day

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Here are pictures of a half naked Dita Von Tease doing her stupid Burlesque show. It always involves her in a champagne class with nipple covers and a thong and as good as that sounds on paper, shit looks pretty fucking boring, not because she does the same routine over and fucking over like bitch is in Groundhog Day, but because she doesn’t show the world her box that Marilyn Manson shot his satan seed up inside.

I don’t really get the whole pinup girl craze that’s been going on the last couple years. It seems like only fat chicks really respond to the whole movement, because it gives them a false sense of sexiness and they wear corsets and show off their fat tits everywhere they go to celebrate that sexiness they never knew existed while they emotionally ate their ugly fat hearts out through high school when no one would slam them.

I also don’t understand the whole alternative model movement that is a lot like this 1950’s burlesque pinup shit, because these fat chicks in corsets get tattooed and pierced decide that they can be models and people will get off to their naked inked fat asses. The way I see it, they shouldn’t be allowed out of their ratty homes and jobs working as a cashier at the pharmacy and into the photo studio where they get naked, but guys like you, who aren’t into hot chicks, buy memberships to these Suicide Girls sites, fueling this whole fucking industry and making more and more ugly girls get tattooed to feel wanted. I guess you’re a fucking charitable organization and you at least get off because of it, which is more than I can say about people who donate to AIDS Babies in Africa Charities.

Posted in:Ass|Burlesque|Dita Von Tease|Striptease|Thong|Tits|Unsorted

2007

21

Jun

I am – Jennifer Garner Paddle Surfing of the Day

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These are some pictures of Jennifer Garner doing something that I’ve never heard of before but I am not really well versed in celebrity beach activities. It’s called paddle surfing and it sounds as stupid as it looks, I don’t really understand why you’d want to be Tom Sawyering when you could be on a Yacht or canoe or if you wanted the rafting experience, you could hire some Native Hawaiian dude to do the paddling for you because you’re rich. But I think the bigger issues is why you need lessons in this “sport” because shit looks pretty fucking straight up. It’d be like taking lessons in floating in the pool on some blow up toy.

I don’t like this bitch, I never did. I don’t think she’s hot and I think Ben Affleck got stuck with her because bitch told him she was on the pill or some shit, forcing him to shotgun marry her and live this bullshit family life, because it was the responsible thing to do. You know waking up everyday telling himself that there’s new fresh pussy that wants his dick, while staring at her post pregnancy ass but realizing that he has to stick it out with this bitch, even though she only landed him by not being honest because it’s the right thing to do. I guess I could be wrong, but that’s the only way I’d end up with her and I’m pretty poor, desperate and a straight up disaster….

I like that this bitch is staying fit and wish that I had that kind of drive, but I am one of those guys that feels that watching girls work out or fuck around in bathing suit bottoms is exercise.

I woke up today feeling like I had raped myself up the ass with a liposuction vacuum set on blow not suck. I know feeling fat is supposed to be a chick thing but I got drunk last night snuck into a gas station at 4 am and stole a ton of shitty gas station food and ate it all. That may not sound like a big deal to some of you obese American readers who do that everynight, but I don’t want to turn into my wife and more importantly my sweat pants are starting to be a little snug, and not in a good way. In case you missed that joke, because it sucked, I was talking about my dick because getting hard in sweatpants is always offensive but welcomed when you haven’t been hard in what seems like years.

Either way, look at the fucking pictures and leave me alone. I am hung over or still drunk. I haven’t figured it out yet.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Jennifer Garner|Sport|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

20

Jun

I am- stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been listening to a group of black guys doing smoke shows with their 1990 Pontiac for the last fucking hour. All I can smell is burnt rubber and all I can hear is squealing in my ears. I am annoyed but don’t want to go outside because today is not my day to get shot. I figure if they are crazy enough to do smoke shows, motherfucker is crazy enough to throw me in the trunk and drive away,. In case you were wondering, I sit on a computer all day and I am not very strong….so I’ll just keep listening and hope this smell gets me high.

Here are my links…

Megan Fox and her Hot Maxim Shoot Because She’s Always hot
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Tricia Helfer Did Playboy and Now Does FHM
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Hayden Panettiere Makes Out With Her TV Dad
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Christina Aguilera is Pregnat, Big Breasted and Braless
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Johnny Knoxville Talks About Bush as he Does and Doesn’t Video
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Jessica Alba Has One Night Stands
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Paulina Rubio See Through Nipples While Performing
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Vida Guerra FHM 2006 Shoot Video Because Hot Fat Ass is Timeless
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Rachel Bilson Lookin Boring But Still Worth a Round
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Mishca Barton’s Future On Screen Lesbian Lover
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Beyonce on the Beach. They Say There’s a Nip Slip But I don’t See it
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Jessica Biel Bends Over for Justin Timberlake’s Mom
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Naked Bond Girls From Yesteryear
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Haggis Chick is an Amateur Photographer From Flickr Who Gets Naked
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A List of Obscure Dating Sites that Suite Your Niche
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Girls on the Beach Gallery
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See Your Vagina from the Inside and Give it to your Mom for Mother’s Day Since She Made it and Other Erotic Sculptures
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This is What Happens When You Lose 300 Lbs…I think being Fat is Better…Fatty.
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Pam Anderson Playboy Tribute Video
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Miley Cyrus is Billy Ray’s 14 Year Old Daughter and Will be 18 in 4 Years and You’ll Still Be in Your Mom’s Basement
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Crazy in Court Gun Fight
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Some Reporter Fucks Up
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Jennifer Aniston at some Book Event Not Lookin’ Hot…
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Paris Hilton Wrote Someone From Jail and that Someone Isn’t Me….My Fingers are Crossed Though…
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Money Talks Porn Clip Because Everyone Has a Price
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Israeli Defense Forces Girls Posing like the Dangerous Sluts they Are…
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Natalia Paris is a Columbian Top Model and this is her in Lingerie…
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These Losers Work at CollegeHumor and You Probably visit That Site Making You a Fucking Loser by Association. God I hate you….
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Drunk Party Girl Shows Her Cauliflowered Asshole
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New Sex Fetish Called Bagging
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A Bra Causes the Sewer to Collapse
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The Clinton’s Spoof the Sopranos
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Fergie on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Britney Spears is Drinking Again
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Naomi Campbell’s Got Hard Nipples
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Jewel in Court
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Some Pervert Watches 2 Drunk Kids Getting it On
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Pam Anderson’s Tits and Her Bodyguard Lover….
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Angelina Jolie is 98 Lbs and Looks Amazing…Maybe She Got AIDS from an AIDS Baby….
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Man Gets Disability for Being Addicted to Heavy Metal…You Should Try it With Porn at least you wouldn’t be Lying….
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Japanese Sex In the Elevator Video
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Renee Zellweger is Fucking Scary Looking…
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Paris Hilton is Starving Herself. Nothing She Isn’t Used To….
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Jack Osborne Used to Bang Paris Hilton
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Gynecologist Imposter
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Because There Are Sluts Everywhere, Even Sluts That Would Waste Their Time On You…
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2007

20

Jun

I am – Natasha Hamilton Topless Pics of the Day

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I posted these Natasha Hamiton Bikini Pictures last week or some shit. But it turns out that bitch doesn’t mind getting topless and where there are topless girls on the beach, there’s people like me looking for pictures taken of them to post here, because I don’t have the budget to follow these people around or spend my days on the beach and if I did have that budget, this bitch wouldn’t be one that I’d follow around.

She’s in Atomic Kitten, some UK Spice Girls the Next Generation group. She’s a red head and I am recently a fan of red heads because I alienated them for the last 20 years because the concept of red pubic hair made me feel sick to my stomach, but I guess as you get older and marry fat disgusting women, things change.

I was talking to some dude today about Drag KIngs, these are dykes who dress up like dudes and perform. He was telling me that he is pissed off that they don’t get enough media attention and I told him that that is because no one really wants to see chicks with hormone therapy beards, grown out armpit hair, dressed like dudes because Lesbians like chicks who even if they are masculine lookin’ still don’t pretend to be men, fags like dudes and hate the fact that these Kings have pussies, straight guys generally like tits and bisexuals are just too emo and confused to really count. My advice to all you bull dykes out there growing a mustache is to shave the fucker off now, because as long as your packin’ a uterus no one wants to see you pretend to be men.

That said, topless beaches are probably the best thing invented and girls who aren’t ashamed of themselves enough to cover up, like Natasha Hamilton’s tits save all of us money by not having to go to the strippers.

Posted in:Atomic Kitten|Beach|Bikini|Natasha Hamilton|Topless|UK|Unsorted

2007

20

Jun

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Girls Aloud Cheryl Tweedy, who is married to some soccer player named Ashley Cole, in a bikini sporting prison tattoos and animal print like the white trash trailer park whore that she wants to be, but can’t because she’s got too much fucking money.

Speaking of money, I rarely get emails and when I do they aren’t positive. Today’s email was from a site that used to link me saying that she gets too much hate mail for linking to me and that she’s going to have to stop linking me because if her fans don’t dig my site there’s no point in her throwin’ it up. Another site stopped linking me because they make money using google ads and google emailed them saying they will pull the plug if they keep linking me. Someone told me to try submitting my site to Digg.com because it drives a ton of traffic and lets face it I don’t love the fact that this is the coolest site on the internet that nobody every reads and would love to at least be able to buy myself a lap dance with this shit so I tried and my URL is blacklisted. It seems like everything on the internet is working against me for whatever fucking reason. I am not complaining I am still going to do what I do, because I don’t have anything better to do but I really don’t think what I do is porn, but everyone else seems to think it is and that is a fucking problem to me.

If I was jerking off on the computer, I’d hit up sites that have girls masturbating, sucking dick or getting fucked. I am not really into fetish shit, but if I was I would hit that shit up. The shit I throw up here except for a few stepLINKS is shit I’d like my 14 year old stepDaughter see, but then again I’d pretty much let her watch anything, she’s not my kid and don’t really care if she’s watching shit she shouldn’t, it’s her mother’s job, maybe I am lazy, but I like to think of it as being a liberal parent who lets the kids figure shit out on their own.

But that’s not the problem. The problem is you. Stop jerking off to this shit, it’s not meant to be jerked off to and guys like you are guys you see in the park jerking off to girls tanning or guys you see on the bus jerking off to girls reading or guys you see in the ice cream shop jerking off to girls eating ice cream and that’s not the kinda crowd I am trying to get here.

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2007

20

Jun

I am – Pam Anderson Breasts Do Magic of the Day

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So here are some pictures of Pam Anderson and her retarded magician friend on the TODAY Show performing their act. His biggest magic trick is foolin us into thinking that Pam Anderson still has a career after Hepatitis.. Proving that a career based on big tits does have staying power, even though, this shitty gig is less status than being a Price is Right girl, it’s almost as bad as working the local car show, but she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit and that’s good enough for me because lookin at her obscenely huge cans and weird discolored rash/scar/birthmark reminds me of what dreams are made of.

I am posting a post that a girl sent into me. I wasn’t going to post it but she bribed me with pussy pictures of herself and I am all about box shots. So here’s her post on some cunt named Scott Baio and his new reality TV show that no one will watch. The tie in is that he slammed Pam Anderson.

I am – Beating a Dead Horse Named Scott Baio with My Clit Ring of the Day

I don’t know about you, but when I used to turn on the TV to watch some music videos, you’d turn on MTV or VH1. That line of thinking is apparently wrong. VH1 has decided that Scott Baio would be their newest edition to the already overpopulated laundry list of shitty reality TV shows starting in July. Chaci is now 45 years old and single. The difference between you and Baio is that he didn’t have to jerk it to Pam Anderson, he actually got to fuck her (pre-tit job) and they were once engaged. Baio lost his virginity to Erin Moran, his co-star on Happy Days, fucked Charles in Charge and future Baywatch babe, Nicole Eggert. Denise Richards and Heather Locklear have both slept with Baio as well as Brooke Shields. Even Liza Minnelli wanted his sperm. Weird. Erika Eleniak, Nicolette Sheridan, Beverly D’Angelo and Natalie Raitano have all been slammed by the native New Yorker along with countless other playmates. Chaci has been a staple at the Playboy mansion for the last few decades. The only thing you could possibly relate to in Baio’s reality is that he’s forty-five and single and if you’re not there yet, you will be.

During the show, Scott Baio is 45… And Single!, Baio asks the question, “How can I have been with some of the hottest women in Hollywood and still be single?” Well, probably because boinking all those sluts left his dick looking like it went through a meat grinder and sprinkled with parsley. Next year,Scott Baio is 46… And Dead!

Unfortunately this post reads like a fucking wikipedia entry, and this bitch has more business writing press releases for VH1 than she does for me. It didn’t make me laugh but I have been known to be a bit of a joke snob, not because I think I am the funniest motherfucker out there, but because it’s hard to make a broken bird laugh. At least that’s my theory as to why I find every obvious joke I read offensive.

On the positive side of things, it does prove the things I will do for pussy. I am pretty fucking easy, some would call me a whore, others call me a creep but above everything, I am a pervert.

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