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2007

23

May

I am – Karolina Kurkova's Ass at a Photoshoot of the Day

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I had no choice but to post these, I was thinking about passing out on the floor but this fucking picture kept eating away at my brain like my wife eats away at a family pack of chicken wings in one fucking sitting. I don’t mean to be always busting my wife’s ass, it turns out that even supermodels have cellulite. I am guessing that this Communist went a little crazy when she realized that she could buy as many boxes of donuts as she wanted, but reality is she’s pretty fuckin’ slammin’ and cellulite or not, I’d love to rub my balls on her, because with a limp dick that’s pretty much all I can do.

I did read my comments though, and saw that you are all complaining about me repeating myself, or something, I think this site stays fresh and I am constantly looking for more substance than the average nipple slip, cleavage shot, vagina slip, bikini pic, see-through shirt. My pictures are up to date and I make an effort to tell different stories depending on how inspired I get.

I am not justifying myself, or crying like a little bitch about negative feedback, I just think you are fucked in the head to think of this site as any more repetitive than anything else out there. So go and tell your friends, because my traffic is fucking dying. That said, I already linked to these pictures in my stepLINKS earlier…

Now you can look at this girl at some photoshoot in spandex. Cuddles.

Posted in:Ass|Karolina Kurkova|Model|Photoshoot|Unsorted

2007

23

May

I am – Petra Nemcova is Making Hearts With Some Turban Wearing Dude of the Day

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I could got the racist route and start making jokes about the dude in the turban because American’s assume that anyone with dark skin and a turban is a terrorist, but I am not going to do that, because I am a man of the people and as a man of the people, that mean’s I respect all types of crazy religions, even the Jews. This dude isn’t even an Arab, he’s Indian and people from India don’t suicide bomb, they just make a lot of fucking babies, like gold and lavish palaces and produce all the Bollywood movies you’ve never heard of, they even own the convenience store down the street from me and never give me fucking deals on cigars and also own the Indian restaurant that has an all you can eat Buffet that my wife can’t get enough of, literally…I hate when people do that, but we have been asked to never come back and if we do they are going to charge her for 2 people.

That said, this is Petra Nemcova at some Czech charity event for kids, obviously not dressed slutty enough for me or for the poor communist boys that are used to seeing the old haggard lady named Olga who serves them rationed porridge everyday and who are forced to jerk off to old contraband playboy magazines that were smuggled in the country in the 70s during the Cold War….but I guess she doesn’t really care about the kids, this is obviously more of a publicity stunt for her and her home country…

Yes…I know that the Czech Republic produces some of the dirtiest porn out there, I know eastern europeans aren’t circus performers who teach bears to balance on balls, or gypsy’s trying to read my fortune, or are too busy waiting in line for bread anymore but there isn’t much of a post without the communist jokes that sucked.

Either way, we can all learn a lesson from these people, it’s like fucking Sesame Street and the next time you see an ethnic person, and by ethnic I mean anyone who isn’t your kind, give them a fucking hug, or give them the Nemcova heart hand gesture. I am sure it will go over really well. Especially if you do it in the ghetto part of town…Cuddles…

Posted in:Charity|Model|Petra Nemcova|Unsorted

2007

23

May

I am – Doc Marten Ad Campaign of the Day

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I came across these pictures from a UK ad campaign for Doc Marten’s featuring dead rock icons wearing the boots in heaven to prove just how durable they are and that you can take them to the next life with you…or some shit…but only if you’re a rockstar, because rockstars go to heaven, you know with all their self destruction, drugs and alcohol, pre-marital sex, anti-establishment, petty crimes, suicide, murder and all kinds of other things religion really deems as being Holy….

I am not really sure why I am posting these, I really have no opinion and nothing interesting to say about any of these people, I listen to their music when it came out and even now when my I am not doing anything else on my computer because my computer sucks. I have never gone to any of their shows, but I am pretty sure that I have had sex while listening to them and that is probably an experience that definitely wasn’t as lasting or memorable as these boots and the poor women involved may have to take it to the grave with them to the grave, that is of course only if they haven’t repressed the experience like I was their uncle touching them inappropriately at the family Christmas party. I bring on shame even though they were drunk or high and I was paying them….

Either way, check out the ads. I haven’t figured out if it’s right or wrong but I do know that the last thing I’d want after I am dead is to be endorsing some shitty product I used in the 80s and 90s on the company’s revival campaign….even though I know that would never happen because I am not a rockstar but you get the fucking point asshole.

Kurt Cobain

Joey Ramone

Joe Strummer

Posted in:Ad|Joe Strummer|Joey Ramone|Kurt Cobain|Sid Viscious|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was really happy to see that the DJ AM fan club has been reading the site and sending in a ton of hate mail about my post about him. I stand firmly with my post that he’s a twat and that his DJ sets are nothing short of being a Bar Mitzvah Dj, because the reality is that mainstream people are idiots who like to hear their mainstream songs that they hear on the radio while working at their shitty mainstream jobs and living their suburban lives and needing to be told what is cool and what isn’t.

That said, I am not really concerned that he didn’t email me back, but his lack of a response was enough reason to do that post, if he had got me into the event so that I could look at all the little groupie sluts in short skirts, I wouldn’t have bothered wasting my time writing a post on him. However dude didn’t and that’s why he got a post.

I am pretty fucking sick, not sure why, the words on my screen are blurry and I think I probably had a stroke but still managed to do my links. Enjoy…

Hot Price is Right Chick Named Gabrielle Tuite Posing in FHM
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Paris Hilton – The Hard Life….
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Avril Lavigne is Wild in Blender – With Her Tits Hanging Out and Shit
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Roberto Cavalli’s Wife Loses Her Skirt in Cannes..This is Pretty fucking Major
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Jessica Alba Gets Pulled Over
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Dr Phil’s Child Talent Show is Fucking Next Level Weird
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Nintendo Wii Doggystyle
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Some Crazy Chick Gets a Wedgie By a Crane
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Posh Goes to the DMV
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Photobucket Posing in Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girl Skaters Falling
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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Love the Bible
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Mischa Barton Gets High in Cannes
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Top 25 Internet Pranks
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Celebrity Virginity List
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Mick Jaggar Tried to Enlarge His Penis with Bees
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Some Chick Named Nikki Sanderson
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Courtney Love High School Proming It While Her Tits Hang Out
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Nicole Kidman Looks Pregnant
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Slow Motion Moneyshots
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John Mayer Comedy Routine is Better than Mine
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Some GIrl Sucking the Batter off a Spoon
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Chick in Her Bra Sucking a Popsicle
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Paula Abdul Explains How She Broke Her Nose
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Passive Aggressive Notes Can be Funny
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Clip from the Insider ABout an New Reality Show on Tanning Salons
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Jessica Biel Buying Radishes
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Fergie in Esquire
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Katie Holmes Pornstar
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Madonna Struggles on the Set of Some Movie She is Directing
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Karolina Kurkova has Cellulite but a Hot Ass Regardless
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Anal Bottle Rockets
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Asian Schoolgirls Suck and Fuck
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Jessica Simpson Mouth Open
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Boby Brown is a Crazy Fucker…
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Vancouver Crackhead Gets Kicked in the Balls for 10 Dollars – Assholes…
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh Together
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Photobucket Ass
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Lilly Allen’s New Video
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Melita Toniolo Italian Posing
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Some Baby Shambles Video
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Paris Hilton Gets Chased by a Penis
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Jerome the Deformed Skater Takes Out 2 People
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Morgan Webb FHM Shoot
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Photobucket Slut
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German Brothel Party Pics
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Alesia Marcuzzi Ass In a Bikini
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Some Photobucket Bruises
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Rebecca Cardon from Work Out on Bravo Naked
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Date Rape is a Reader’s Band
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Nature Channel – Lions vs Buffalo’s Vs Crocodiles – Insane
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Marissa Miller in Black and White
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Topless Girl Limbos
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Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – Samantha Ronson is Lohan's Lesbian Cock of the Day

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So Lohan has been on a crazed party spree according to the media. Bitch has been caught doing blow on video. She’s been seen drinking vodka out of the bottle cuz that’s so fucking crazy. She’s been having really loud sex with models in hotel rooms and she’s not even 21 yet. It sounds to me like bitch is having a good fucking time and that this is better than any college frat party or Girls Gone Wild DVD. So I support the fall into Satan’s temptation….

I know I’d be doing the same thing if I had all kinds of money, which I don’t. I also know that no matter how fucking drunk, high, wasted, jacked, inebriated, or whatever the fuck you want to call it, I was, I would never fuck anything that looked like this fucking piece of trash bull dyke Samantha Ronson. I know that Lohan’s been rumored to be rockin’ this cunt like it was a dick and by the looks of her, it probably is a fucking dick or at least it was at one point in time. I was trying to make out whether she is a tranny by looking for an adam’s apple, but she’s conveniently wearing a fucking tie to cover it up like she was your dad on his way to a bank to get the approved for a loan to buy your family a new trailer home.

I know that this Ronson has a twin sister, and I happened to watch an episode of 20/20 last week about transgendered kids. One story was about a set of fraternal twins that were about 13 years old at the time. The dude twin decided that he was a girl when he was young and at the age of 2 dude tried to cut off his dick with a set of nail clippers and from that day on dressed like a girl and resented his sister for being a girl. The kid was all fucked up and angry and I have a feeling that story was actually some old footage about the Ronson twins….but I can’t be sure…

Either way, they have to have a rich dad who is industry, because this talentless cunt obviously has no business traveling the world with Lohan. Even if she is stuffing Lohan like a thanksgiving Turkey. I guess that’s what Wikipedia is for and rich or not, we’ve already established that all the money in the world will never make you a real woman. Sure you can get the expensive surgery, you can afford the hormone therapy, but motherfucker, we know you were born a man and that means you have the insides of a man and no straight dude will stick his dick in your artificially lubed plastic box knowing that, but you’re a good transitional person for straight girls looking for a lesbian experience without actually admitting that they are dykes and into chicks….I guess you already figured that out on your own. Slut.

Bonus – Here are some pics of Lohan Dancing for Her Lesbian Cock. She is Lookin’ A Little More Haggard than Usual. I Guess Her Cocaine Lifestyle is Taking Its Toll….

All Pics Via Cobrasnake, The

Posted in:DJ|Hipster|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – Samantha Ronson is Lohan’s Lesbian Cock of the Day

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So Lohan has been on a crazed party spree according to the media. Bitch has been caught doing blow on video. She’s been seen drinking vodka out of the bottle cuz that’s so fucking crazy. She’s been having really loud sex with models in hotel rooms and she’s not even 21 yet. It sounds to me like bitch is having a good fucking time and that this is better than any college frat party or Girls Gone Wild DVD. So I support the fall into Satan’s temptation….

I know I’d be doing the same thing if I had all kinds of money, which I don’t. I also know that no matter how fucking drunk, high, wasted, jacked, inebriated, or whatever the fuck you want to call it, I was, I would never fuck anything that looked like this fucking piece of trash bull dyke Samantha Ronson. I know that Lohan’s been rumored to be rockin’ this cunt like it was a dick and by the looks of her, it probably is a fucking dick or at least it was at one point in time. I was trying to make out whether she is a tranny by looking for an adam’s apple, but she’s conveniently wearing a fucking tie to cover it up like she was your dad on his way to a bank to get the approved for a loan to buy your family a new trailer home.

I know that this Ronson has a twin sister, and I happened to watch an episode of 20/20 last week about transgendered kids. One story was about a set of fraternal twins that were about 13 years old at the time. The dude twin decided that he was a girl when he was young and at the age of 2 dude tried to cut off his dick with a set of nail clippers and from that day on dressed like a girl and resented his sister for being a girl. The kid was all fucked up and angry and I have a feeling that story was actually some old footage about the Ronson twins….but I can’t be sure…

Either way, they have to have a rich dad who is industry, because this talentless cunt obviously has no business traveling the world with Lohan. Even if she is stuffing Lohan like a thanksgiving Turkey. I guess that’s what Wikipedia is for and rich or not, we’ve already established that all the money in the world will never make you a real woman. Sure you can get the expensive surgery, you can afford the hormone therapy, but motherfucker, we know you were born a man and that means you have the insides of a man and no straight dude will stick his dick in your artificially lubed plastic box knowing that, but you’re a good transitional person for straight girls looking for a lesbian experience without actually admitting that they are dykes and into chicks….I guess you already figured that out on your own. Slut.

Bonus – Here are some pics of Lohan Dancing for Her Lesbian Cock. She is Lookin’ A Little More Haggard than Usual. I Guess Her Cocaine Lifestyle is Taking Its Toll….

All Pics Via Cobrasnake, The

Posted in:DJ|Hipster|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – Bai Ling Nipple Slip of the Day

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My site is running like shit and I really don’t know why. I’d say that it was unfortunate but I think it’s all part of the charm of running a piece of shit. It’s like when you get into one of your friend’s shit box, sure it’d probably be easier to get pussy if you had a Porsche and sure, the Porsche would probably start everytime and the Porsche definitely wouldn’t break down on the fucking Highway everytime you go about 60, but something about it wouldn’t feel right. It’d feel like you didn’t belong in a Porsche, because all your life you were accustomed to taking the fucking bus. Point being that if this site was nice, flashy and worked, I don’t think it would be mine, because nothing in my life is flashy or works, including myself.

Speaking of not working, here are some pictures of Bai Ling’s Nipple Slip because that is pretty much all this bitch does. I’ve never seen her in any movies, on any TV shows, just on red carpets hanging her tit out and in Playboy once….That said, maybe nipple slips are a job because bitch is still getting invited to events where photographers take pictures and care enough to post them on the net and you’re not…

Posted in:Bai Ling|Cannes|Nipple Slip|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – Eva Longoria Peepin' Dance Pics of the Day

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This shit reminds me of voyeur porn. The kind that is usually staged but you like to think it isn’t, of girls taking showers or getting changed. I am not talking the voyeur porn where creeps go out with their cameras and try to sneak upskirts and shit because that kinda stuff is a little too stalker for me. I am more into stalking useless celebrities that everyone seems to care about, because at least they are getting paid to entertain me and aren’t some innocent girls walking up the stairs at the mall for people like you to snap shots of. I have morals….

Either way, this through the door Longoria dancing shit makes me laugh because there was a time that all I would look up was this kind of shit. Normally it would end with her giving the dude a blowjob or some shit, but bitch has an image to keep up or something.

Posted in:Dancing|Desperate Housewives|Eva Longoria|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – Eva Longoria Peepin’ Dance Pics of the Day

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This shit reminds me of voyeur porn. The kind that is usually staged but you like to think it isn’t, of girls taking showers or getting changed. I am not talking the voyeur porn where creeps go out with their cameras and try to sneak upskirts and shit because that kinda stuff is a little too stalker for me. I am more into stalking useless celebrities that everyone seems to care about, because at least they are getting paid to entertain me and aren’t some innocent girls walking up the stairs at the mall for people like you to snap shots of. I have morals….

Either way, this through the door Longoria dancing shit makes me laugh because there was a time that all I would look up was this kind of shit. Normally it would end with her giving the dude a blowjob or some shit, but bitch has an image to keep up or something.

Posted in:Dancing|Desperate Housewives|Eva Longoria|Unsorted

2007

21

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really know what to say other than that I didn’t leave my house all day. I guess that’s what drinking does to me. I was fucking wrecked all day, thinking I was going to die because I am pretty sure I smoked 4 cigars and inhaled every single one of them last night while wasted. Rumor has it that that isn’t good for you…..

I found out on Oprah that if I would gain an inch on my dick for every 35 lbs I lose…that would have been inspiring if my dick actually worked and I could take advantage of that news, instead, I am just going to keep eating french fries and pie….

Lastly, I am thinking about starting a weekly party in Montreal. Let me know if you come get drunk for Jesus Martinez if you were passing through. I wouldn’t actually go to my own night because I wouldn’t want to get shot or stabbed by people like this:

From: WILL4@HOUSTON.RR.COM
Subject: see you soon!
Date: May 21, 2007 1:42:04 AM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

you will go to hell when you die! racist piece of shit! cracker ass faggot! i’ll be seeing you! if you know what i mean! remember, remember the 5th of june! see ya tuesday!

It was a holiday here today and families everywhere were having BBQ’s and enjoying the nice weather, we don’t have a backyard so my wife went over to my neighbor’s house to watch Star Trek movies because my neighbor is a virgin like you and I am hoping she ends up falling in love with him and leaving me, but we’ll see it was just their first or second date and I am sure dude hasn’t pulled his dick out yet…

On that note, here are my links…CUDDLES….

Insane woman fakes hit and run
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No love for Jodie Marsh
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Lohan drinks straight from the bottle –
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Washed up Janice Dickenson pussy
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Megan Fox sunbathing VIdeo
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Convenient store owner ties robber up with garbage bags
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Lohan at Chanel fashion show
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Looking good sweetheart
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Pete Doherty before heroin
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Win Clay Aiken’s clothes, cause that’s such a prize –
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College party girls making out
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Lohan steals from a friend –
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Cam girl dances to heavy metal
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Asian School Girls –
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LNP Last Night’s Lesbian Moment
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Prague girl can’t afford underwear –
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Rock ‘n’ roll refugees, heavy metal in Baghdad –
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Detailed jack off gesture
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Awkward falling pole dancer
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World record squirter
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Fun in the park with Yana –
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Lohan’s baby rat music video –
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Vote for bastardly’s sexiest woman of 2007 –
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Lohan Behind the Scenes Photoshoot VIdeo
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Kelly Osbourne looking fatter than ever
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Woman farts in yoga
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Calum Best Describes Sex with Lohan
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Interview With Some Reality TV Show Fitness Guy named Jesse Brune
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Sarah Connor Camel Toe
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Michael Jackson’s Stuff Going on Auction Sneak Peak
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Guide to Sexy Swimwear
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Catherine Bell’s Big Tits Have a New Show
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Water Cooler Video
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Beyonce Topless For New Album
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Weird Asian Picture
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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts in Cannes
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Some Internet Predator’s Webcam Show
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Crazy Gay Latvian Video
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Use This o Get Laid….
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Photo Bucket Posing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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