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2007

24

Oct

I am – Julia Allison Isn't That Famous but in Lingerie of the Day

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So her name is Julia Allison and she is some kind of freelance writer or journalist and has been or is on Fox News. I’ve never heard of her, but that’s not saying much, because I don’t read or watch TV, but you probably haven’t heard of her either.

The reason I am posting these pictures of her in her lingerie is because someone emailed me saying she’s dating one of the founders of CollegeHumor. You probably know CollegeHumor as one of the lamest link-dump sites out there, because it is designed for stupid sluts and the frat boys who gangbang them, and for some reason they got fucking huge and all they were doing was linking the lamest fucking content on the internet days after that shit hit the internet. I am guessing their Frat Boy audience was too fucking stupid to learn the names of other sites or maybe it’s because these geeks who created it were up on this shit in the beginning of the internet. So after a few years of running shit, these 4 college losers sold half of their business for something like 30,000,000 dollars to interactive corp, who own shit like ASK.com, Ticketmaster, match.com and a whole lot of other shit.

So now, four cheesy fucking dudes with lame jokes and ironic t-shirts that other cheesy fucking dudes rock, are worth a lot of fucking money, and maybe they stayed cooped up in their dorm rooms jerking off to the pictures sluts sent them for the site, but now they are “BAWLLLIN” and bitches like this Julia Allison are letting them inside their vaginas, probably unprotected, because of it.

Point of this is to say that if you can turn your loser ways into something profitable, there is no way decent to hot pussy is running after the CollegeHumor dudes because they are cool shit, it’s because they have money and girls like fucking money. So if you have money, you will get all the fucking pussy you want so you should stop reading this site and start doing something that involves the obscure porn you chronically jerk off to, videogames, and having no friends.

For the record, CollegeHumor has linked this site, but stopped a long time ago and I hate them for it, they are dead to me, but their girlfriends aren’t because the number one revenge you can have on a motherfucker is by fucking his girlfriend and since I never leave my house and smell like shit, this is as close as I’ll get to her junk

Here are those pics of her simulating wallet fucking some old dude in her lingerie, if you’re wondering why she’s drinking, it’s so that she can live with herself after she sucks him off and blame it on being drunk I guess it’s true that sometimes art imitates life, not that this shit is art, but you know what I’m saying, it’s not that complicated. Cuddles

Visit Her Website, Write Her an Email, Hire Her To Host Your “TV” Show…
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2007

24

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I like making friends on the internet. Today was spent on Facebook because I am uninspired by celebrities and decided to find 18 year old girls to inspire me so I wrote this to a girl:

how do you feel about teenage pregnancy…i am tired of being a stepfather and am looking for something to call my own and need a host uterus. or we could just always try until we get it right…that’s a genius idea….i should be a life coach in a high school….

So she wrote:

but after birth my vajayjay will never be the same again. i dont know if ill be able to handle that. we’ll have to see.

kisses.

So I wrote back:

i heard about this thing called an abortion and they are supposed to be a lot more fun than they sound.

Here are my links….they don’t suck as hard as I do…..

Some Bitch Named New York Gets her Toes Sucked on Her Show Called I Love New York 2
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Losers Recreate Star Wars With Their Hands…And I Am Sure Their Virginity is Seriously Pissed Off at Them For Doing This…
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Some Chick Getting Off to Her Cellphone
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Some Retarded Talking Ass Video
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Highschool Musical Face or Orgasm Face
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This Model is Columbia’s Finest Export…Even Better than Cocaine and You Will Want To Marry Her With Your Dick…
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Miss October Waitress of the Month Posing in Her Bikini and Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Smokin Hot
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Some Dude Follows Hot Girls on the Street With a Video Camera…Shit is Creepy But Fuckin’ Hot
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Older – Fergie Showing Off her Ass Cheeks and Thong…
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Some Blonde Chick Gets Convinced to Get Naked in Her Dorm Room….
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Some Big Brother Norway Sex Tape You May Have Already Seen…But Should See Again
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Some Dude’s Insane Air Guitar Performance
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Some Older Salma Hayek Tit Action on TV
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Megan Fox Looks Hot and Shows Up To Events Alone Because Her Boyfriend Doesn’t Get Invited to Such High Profile Events…
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Drew Barrymore Showing Off Her Fat in Some Weird Onesy Outfit
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Marie Osmond Faints on Dancing With the Stars and I Laughed…
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Halle Berry Makes a Jewish Nose Joke About Her Mac Photobooth Pics on Leno….
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David Copperfield has the Weirdest Pick Up Strategy That Kinda Scares the Fuck Out of Me….
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Some Foxy Brown Crazy Cleavage Pictures From Before She Was Locked Up
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Jake Gyllenhaal Was Uncomfortable Watching His Sister’s Sex Scenes in Secretary Because She Isn’t His Brother…Get It…Cuz He’s Gay…I Kill Me…
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Nick Hogan Posts a Myspace Message About His Car Accident That Crippled a Dude…
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Celebrity Tit Showdown – Rossum Vs Cuthbert
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Watch Some Little Girl Singing Because I May Suck and Life…But She Doesn’t Yet and Somethings Are Still Wholesome…and Worth a Minute of Your Time…See I’m a Sensitive Guy….
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Some Cabinet Scare Prank Worth Watching
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Petra Nemcova is Hot at Some Event and I Love Her….
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Reese Witherspoon Pretends to Date Jake Gyllenhaal
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Some Jerry Springer Redneck Clip That’s Gotta Be a Joke
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Eva Mendes Does Maxim and Looks Good Doing It…
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Upskirts
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Tonya Cooley From MTVs Real World Bikini and See Through Pictures
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Some Hot Bitch Named Tory Lane Naked and Hot Bitchin’
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The New Spice Girls Song Makes Me Want to Kill Myself
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Some Skirt Getting Stuck Prank That is Funny
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Some Chick Gets Herself Off on the Train Cuz She’s a Dirty Girl
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Crazed Baboon Attacks a Woman Video
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Cheryl Cole Looks Fucking Hot in Mom Jeans With Her Tits Hanging Out…
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Carmen Electra’s Got a New Look and She Doesn’t Look Like She Used To….But I’d Still Try To Knock Her Up With My Mouth
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Katiren from Belgian Temptation Island’s Topless Photoshoot
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People Love Having Fun on Live TV – This Dude makes and Lame Eating Pussy Gesture on Camera Because He’s a Cunt
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Another American Apparel AssVertisement that’s Actually More Stripper that Hipster and I Like That
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Some Christian Dude Takes Slutty Pics of His Teen Girlfriend Who is Also a Christian, I Find It Nice to See Two Kids Who are Going to Hell Have So Much Fun while being so in Love….
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Download the Pete Doherty band Baby Shambles Album
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Download Some Set of Some Chick’s Stolen Dirty Pics
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Download Some Tool Album
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The Craziest TIts You Will Ever See
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Some Insane Anna Nicole Story That Proves Howard K Stern is Sleazy and May Be Responsible for Her Death
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Some Vinyl Wearing Lesbians Going At It…
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Another Lesbian Video Only This Time They are in White Panties
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This is What Happens When You Take Too Much Ambien
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Cali Logan is Some Bitch Who Gets Naked on the Internet
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Use This if You Like Fucking….
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Bonus:

Check Out This Auction Where Proceeds Go To Homeless Youth and I Fucking Love Homeless People Because I am One Step Away from being One…and Homeless Chicks are Easy…
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

23

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Dance of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney that hit yesterday but I didn’t bother posting them because they were tagged to shit from whoever took the pictures, so I am posting them now, a day late. I think Britney is fucking awesome, not because she’s a wreck and making huge money off being a wreck or because she’s not talented and her new album is robotic as fuck and still number 1 everywhere even though it doesn’t sound like her, but because she’s an exhibitionist and gets naked all the fucking time. I think hanging out with Britney would be a lot cheaper than hanging out at a strip club, even though it seems that a big part of Britney wishes she was hanging out with you at a strip club as one of the dancers. I really don’t have much more to say other than I hope she is influencing today’s youth to help brighten my future, because there’s nothing like watching a dirty girl cleaning and dancing in some skimpy bikini and makes me wish I could afford some nude cleaning service, even though those nude girls don’t do a very good job cleaning, but my house smells like my wife’s dirty underwear and it’s making me sick to my stomach.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue's 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Mariah Carey's Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t see enough of Mariah Carey, I don’t mean that literally, because bitch is big enough to fill the frame as successfully as her late 90s career, I meant in general, where the fuck did she go and what the fuck’s she been up to since her psychological meltdown. Reality is that I don’t really care, I was never a fan of anything more than her big tits.

I was at a party on Saturday and there was a girl there who I know. She pulled out her camera to show me a picture of her crotch. She was wearing pantyhose and underwear over the pantyhose. I was confuse, because I was always under the impression that pantyhose doubled as underwear and that’s why they have that weird vagina protector and if you’re going to wear underwear with pantyhose, wouldn’t it only make sense to wear them under the pantyhose? I was pretty drunk so instead of asking her, I just pinned her against the wall, lifted up her skirt and dry humped her with my limp dick. She wasn’t really vibing on my “I get drunk and molest you” ways, but she shoulda been expecting it coming from me. Her boyfriend on the otherhand gave me a high five, or what I thought was a high five before it slammed me in the face and gave me a nose bleed. I guess the lesson of the day is that when getting drunk and molesting a chick with underwear over her pantyhose, make sure her boyfriend isn’t right next to her.

Either way, here is Mariah Carey rockin’ some tight dress, pantyhose and a pair of fuck me boots for all you losers who used to jerk off to her music videos before the internet was invented.

On Some TRL Shit….

On the Street….

Bonus: Mariah Carey’s Cleavage on the Today Show…Today…


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Mariah Carey’s Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t see enough of Mariah Carey, I don’t mean that literally, because bitch is big enough to fill the frame as successfully as her late 90s career, I meant in general, where the fuck did she go and what the fuck’s she been up to since her psychological meltdown. Reality is that I don’t really care, I was never a fan of anything more than her big tits.

I was at a party on Saturday and there was a girl there who I know. She pulled out her camera to show me a picture of her crotch. She was wearing pantyhose and underwear over the pantyhose. I was confuse, because I was always under the impression that pantyhose doubled as underwear and that’s why they have that weird vagina protector and if you’re going to wear underwear with pantyhose, wouldn’t it only make sense to wear them under the pantyhose? I was pretty drunk so instead of asking her, I just pinned her against the wall, lifted up her skirt and dry humped her with my limp dick. She wasn’t really vibing on my “I get drunk and molest you” ways, but she shoulda been expecting it coming from me. Her boyfriend on the otherhand gave me a high five, or what I thought was a high five before it slammed me in the face and gave me a nose bleed. I guess the lesson of the day is that when getting drunk and molesting a chick with underwear over her pantyhose, make sure her boyfriend isn’t right next to her.

Either way, here is Mariah Carey rockin’ some tight dress, pantyhose and a pair of fuck me boots for all you losers who used to jerk off to her music videos before the internet was invented.

On Some TRL Shit….

On the Street….

Bonus: Mariah Carey’s Cleavage on the Today Show…Today…


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Chloe Sevigny Hiding Her Ugly Face of the Day

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I heard that Kids was actually a documentary and Chloe Sevingy really has AIDS or at least looks like she does. I am convinced that all hipsters have AIDS because they all bang the same people since the scene is small and the talent pool is limited and when all fucked up after partying all night, sex is good, even if your friend slammed the same chick 2 nights before, because without your friend, you would have met her or got her back to your place. He was your in.

The reality is that Kids scared the fuck out of a generation of teenagers in the mid-90s. Every girl and guy were rockin’ condoms because the movie made them think AIDS was everywhere and that kinda sucked when I was in a raw doggin mood, but at least I don’t have AIDS because of it. Kids today don’t have that kind of fear instilled in them and they grew up watching porn and unprotected sex is just the way it’s done. No one they knows has AIDS. They have seen their icons like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (hahaha) banging on tape without condoms and watch all those Hip Hop videos and shit turning them all into loose in the hipped sluts. So my prediction is that this “sexual revolution” where kids are fucking because they have the parts to fuck, without the knowledge to fuck well or fuck smart, is that everyone will have Aids in 10 years and people like Chloe Sevigny will be seen as leaders in the movement since she’s been had the germ since 95…or at least that’s what I heard because this bitch was an original new generation cocaine hipster in the New York fashion scene in the 90s and was banging people like Harmony Korine and Vincent Gallo because she’s so artistic. She was best friends with models and people in bands and useless Bijou Phillips trash and other rich kids on coke who pretend to know what’s up because they are glorified groupies of people who are actually doing things and because they are constantly looking for the next “cool” thing to spend their trust fund money on.

But the point is to say that I guess she deserves some credit for being a good enough actor that people didn’t realize how ugly she was because ugly people scare me and don’t deserve paparazzi following them..but at least she’s coming to terms with shit and boxing out her face so we don’t have to relive the tragedy that childhood car accident did to her face. I actually don’t know if there was actually a childhood accident, but it would only make sense if there was. On a positive side, at least she’s got some nice long legs, dresses like a clown and sucks unprotected dick badly in mainstream movies, because even with AIDS, condom blowjobs just don’t make sense to me. Cuddles.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen's Bikini Ass of the Day

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I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat people banging disgusts me. I have been with fat girls and my vaginal penis just couldn’t make it’s way into all the right places, our stomachs or her fat ass kept getting in the fucking way, so god knows why the fuck I married a fat chick, because I hate them so fuckin’ much, but I guess I was lonely and found it comforting to have someone pay my rent for me.

Now here is the sequel to yesterday’s Gisele bikini pictures, where we get a solid look at her small, tight ass, and it may not make black people or white people who pretend to be black people excited, it works for me because bitch is skinny and that’s kinda my thing and as a follow up to yesterday’s question about whether she had a dick or not, it looks like she’s got some vagina definition, so either she’s legit or she’s just good at tucking things in and taping them down.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat people banging disgusts me. I have been with fat girls and my vaginal penis just couldn’t make it’s way into all the right places, our stomachs or her fat ass kept getting in the fucking way, so god knows why the fuck I married a fat chick, because I hate them so fuckin’ much, but I guess I was lonely and found it comforting to have someone pay my rent for me.

Now here is the sequel to yesterday’s Gisele bikini pictures, where we get a solid look at her small, tight ass, and it may not make black people or white people who pretend to be black people excited, it works for me because bitch is skinny and that’s kinda my thing and as a follow up to yesterday’s question about whether she had a dick or not, it looks like she’s got some vagina definition, so either she’s legit or she’s just good at tucking things in and taping them down.


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