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2007

02

Oct

I am – Cameron Diaz's Ass Flash on Set of the Day

The only thing wrong with a 32 year old bitch going through a mid-life crisis is pretty much everything, what once was tight, is now loose, and what I once considered ejaculating on, reminds me of a bowl of Oatmeal. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Oatmeal or ejaculating on it, especially if you’re poor. That shit can feed an entire family. I am just saying that Cameron Diaz is like every other single 32 year old.

People like to be like everyone else. People are drawn to what other people are drawn to. There’s a comfort in group approval and thought that makes people happy. They get excited over the same popular song or movie, they think the same girls are hot, they are sheep but they are happy being a part of the herd because it’s not scary because there’s company with them there.

I always turned my back to what was popular, not by choice but because knowing that the masses were into something was enough to turn me off of it. I’d instantly think it was lame when it hit the mainstream. I was accused of being some asshole cynic who was pretentious and purposely did it to prove a point or to purposely be different, because they were sheep who assumed I cared about what people thought of me, because everyone has to care about what people think of you, that’s what our society is based on… So the world is all about living this constant cycle of fitting in and being liked and following the rules.

I have decided today that there is comfort in cliches. Lookin’ at these pictures of Cameron Diaz’s ass exposed in the wind make me think of a washed up has been who everyone wanted to fuck a few years ago, who’s biological clock is ticking and who dated a young dude who left her for new younger pussy, leaving her insecure and forced to workout to get back on the market and bad mouth him for having a small dick, because the small dick line is the girls best defense when a dude leaves her and now she’s flashing the world her ass hoping someone will accidentally throw a bucket of cum on her so that one sticks and knocks her up so that this single depressing life she’s living and hiding behind exaggerated clown faces ends and she can just settle down and be a normal 30 something year old with a bucket of cum dripping off of her……

Here are those pics.

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2007

02

Oct

I am – Jody from the Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist Self Shot Pics of the Day

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No one seems to support my quest to seduce some Maxim chick over the internet by making her win the Hometown Hotties Contest. I got one email, which is a lot of me, about how I’m a loser sell out of trying to get you guys to help me get a bowling date with this Jody bitch. It was going to be my greatest stepTV clip yet and now it will never happen.

To prove my point that Jody deserves to win this contest, I ripped off some self-shot underwear pics off her facebook. I am pretty confident that she will end up suing me for hacking this shit, but I think it’ll improve her chances of winning because we like girls who take pictures of themselves in the mirror while rockin’ their underwear. Her body is bangin’ I don’t care what you say, I just care that you vote, because I want this date to happen. Help a brother out….

VOTE FOR JODY SHE NEEDS TO WIN FOR MY PENIS
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2007

02

Oct

I am – Kate Middleton Upskirt of the Day

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Kate Middleton was linked to one of Diana’s Princes, which is a pretty good relationship to be in had she kept dude happy enough to keep him around. The paparazzi killed his mom and they are just as hooked on him and she’d have an have to deal with being followed everywhere she went, but he’s some prime pussy because dude’s probably richer than most people and sometimes that’s a good trade off, especially considering that the paparazzi still follows her around and she’s not even capitalizing on him…..

Here are some pictures of Kate Middleton having a panty upskirt which is totally unacceptable behavior for a bitch who dated royalty. If I was the Prince I would demand my sluts never wear underwear even after we broke up because vagina flashes are cooler than panty shots. I’d make the bitch sign a contract and if she strayed from the rules I’d have my people chop off her head, or send the paparazzi to run her off the road or whatever Royalty do. If I was a Prince I’d probably do a lot of other really stupid shit but only because I would get away with it because I was a Prince. Like I’d randomly walk into people’s houses kick them out and turn it into a fort while playing with the wive’s panties or some shit….There are just so many options…..

I once knew a dude with a ton of money who thought fucking with whores was the funniest thing he could do with his money. So he’d call them out and get them to do random shit like hug him for an hour or read him bed time stories, or watch him wash the dishes, or try on his expensive suits. He’d drop 500 dollars an hour sometimes because it was worth it to him, he was like the king of his own castle he just used his power in a way that made me uncomfortable, even though I laughed.

Here are those pics.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was at a party locally and some dude came up to me telling me that he wants the chick he’s with flashing her tits on the site. I asked her and she seemed to be cool with it, so he pulled out her tits, I took the picture which is surprising that I even figured out how to use the camera I was so drunk and now I am posting it because I never let people down. I expect her to email me within the next 12 hours demanding that I take them down because her mom will have seen them or something, but that’s probably pretty unlikely since no one reads that site. In the meantime enjoy and here are my links

Britney Loses Full Custody of her Kids
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Eva Longoria Might Have a Sex Tape
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Howard Stern Bust Contest With Topless Chicks….
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I don’t Read My Forum Either – But Turns Out Some Chick Posted Some Nudes of Herself…I’ve Finally Made It…
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David Letterman Versus Paris Video
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Some Cameron Diaz Ass Cheek Picture I Shoulda Done a Post On…
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Some Psycho Chick is Trying To Become a Leopard
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Some Chick Named Paola Corevea Posing in a G-String Bikini Video
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This 17 Year Old is Making Millions on the Internet…I am Not…
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Some De-Motivational Posters
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Mariah Carey Whoring Her Perfume
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Woken Up By Some Girl in a Thong Video
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Angelina Jolie Has Only Slept With 4 Men
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Some Chick Proves To Her Husband That She Loves Him By Rockin’ a Meat Bikini
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Pam Anderson Exposes Her Ass to Celebrate Her Upcoming Wedding to Rick Salomon
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Sienna Miller Kissing Some Dude
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Some Amy Smart at an Event Pictures
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Kanye West Makes Fun of Himself on SNL Video
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Some Sex Tape Peddler Arrested for Extortion because He Tried Bribing Tom Cruise over His Wedding Pictures is found Dead…People Say the Scientologists Did It…
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Hayden Panettiere Rocking Some Green Dress Lookin’ Like Midget…
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Hayden Panettiere Walking Her Dogs in a Dress…
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Lohan Will Be Leaving Rehab to Spend 5 Days With Her Dad
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Kazakhstan’s President Rockin’ a Borat Bathing Suit
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Girl Gets A Bikini Wax Video
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Drunk Dude Makes Out With a Dog
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A Whole Lot of Rachel Bilson Pictures Cuz I Love Her
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Japanese TV is Insane
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Some Reader Wants You To Read His Stories…Little Does He Know That I Don’t Have Readers
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Some Weird Nude Phootshoot
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Hot Brazilian Chicks in Bikinis On The Runway
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Playboy Wants Nicole Begg Some Inline Skater Nude
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Pre-Release of Ja Rule’s New Album
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Amy WInehouse’s Boyfriend Abandoned Her During Her Drug Overdose
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Some Anna Paquin Picture Collection
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Vanessa Hudgens Suckin’ On a Straw
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Elle Macpherson is a Classy Broad
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World Record Limbo Dude In Action
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Some Police Car Chase Video
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Here’s Some Marissa Miller Vegas Magazine Shoot Exclusive Cuz She’s Fucking Hot
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Topless Girls on the Beach
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Some Girl Posing in Her Underwear in a Car
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David Letterman Owning Paris Hilton
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Some Girl Playing With Her Ass and Moaning Video
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Eminem – curtain call: the hits Download
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Linkin Park – Minutes to Midnight Download
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Some Dude’s Fat Girlfriend’s Tits
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Some Photobucket Posing
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Next Door Nikki and Other Teen Models Do Photobucket
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More Next Door Nikki and Other Teen Models on Photobucket
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Naked and Black Showing Off Box on Photobucket
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Some Drunk Guy on the Mic at a Wedding Funny.
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Lube Company Uses Fruit that Looks Like Vagina in Their Ads
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Spice Girls Sell Out in 38 Seconds
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Some Drunk Chick Going Nuts
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Some Teen Girls Beating Each Other Up
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Some Webcam Girl VIdeo – Bringing Sexy Back….
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Jessica Simpson VS Salma Hayek
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A Whole Lot of Brazilian Girls
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Find Pussy In Your Hometown
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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Club Red Light Gets a 74 Because of all the Porn Sluts Suckin’ Dick Variety
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2007

01

Oct

I am – DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival Part 1 of the Day

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This hipster shit is taking over the world so I emailed the Neighborhood Festival in L.A. asking for press access. Since I always get rejected I was surprised that they hooked us up with access. The problem with things working out was that I don’t live in Los Angeles and had no choice but to set shit up. So I had to find someone to go out there and fuck with people for me.

I reached out to my stepNEPHEW Paco and he was willing to do it for me, which is a good thing because I am way less funny and motivated and probably would have slept through the festival if I was able to afford a plane ticket, which I can’t.

If I was there I would have ended up offending people in the first minute and they would have punched me in the face by minute 3, because I am in the business of getting punched in the face which could be funny, but I wouldn’t have had a camera to film it and it’d just be stories on the site that no one would ever read. So in a lot of ways, Paco is a god send and here is Part one of DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival. Enjoy.

Remember, ladies send in your titty pics into me for Paco to sign if he got you all hot and bothered.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Dr Steve-O Premieres Tonight and You Don’t Care of the Day

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From what I understand, Steve O has a new show called Dr Steve-O where he helps dudes get game, like he’s some fucking authority on having game. The girls he fucks are trash that fuck anyone famous who roles into town. Those are the kind of girls who think that getting with a dude they see on TV is some kind of status symbol or maybe it will lead to better things. They never look at themselves as groupies, they always think that they are the shit because the “famous” person could have had anyone they wanted, when in reality they probably could of because 90 percent of girls are groupies when it comes down to it. They are easily impressed by DJs, Actors, Comedians and that’s why famous people on any level have all the options in the world, but the thing these sluts don’t realize is that as fun as it is for the famous person to fuck them and as fun as it is for them to fuck the famous person, the famous person moves on to fuck different girls every night, while the slut just sits back at home and goes back to her everyday life with a story to tell her friends, who may act like they are jealous but deep down know that their friend is just a useless groupie slut.

Either way, this doesn’t seem to work for people with shitty blogs no one reads, based on personal experience, and the clip you see is of Steve-O making them make out with old ladies. This is a direct rip off of the Rad Girls , who by the way are fucking awesome and I’d totally be a groupie slut to get a chance to get in all three of them at the same time

I guess when you’re an asshole like Steve-O, coming up with original concepts is easier to get off the internet than actually doing something yourself, because you’re too busy getting wasted and eating your own vomit to get a couple of cheap laughs.

Bonus Leaked Clip – Trishelle Getting a Lap Dance Video

2007

01

Oct

I am – Dr Steve-O Premieres Tonight and You Don't Care of the Day

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From what I understand, Steve O has a new show called Dr Steve-O where he helps dudes get game, like he’s some fucking authority on having game. The girls he fucks are trash that fuck anyone famous who roles into town. Those are the kind of girls who think that getting with a dude they see on TV is some kind of status symbol or maybe it will lead to better things. They never look at themselves as groupies, they always think that they are the shit because the “famous” person could have had anyone they wanted, when in reality they probably could of because 90 percent of girls are groupies when it comes down to it. They are easily impressed by DJs, Actors, Comedians and that’s why famous people on any level have all the options in the world, but the thing these sluts don’t realize is that as fun as it is for the famous person to fuck them and as fun as it is for them to fuck the famous person, the famous person moves on to fuck different girls every night, while the slut just sits back at home and goes back to her everyday life with a story to tell her friends, who may act like they are jealous but deep down know that their friend is just a useless groupie slut.

Either way, this doesn’t seem to work for people with shitty blogs no one reads, based on personal experience, and the clip you see is of Steve-O making them make out with old ladies. This is a direct rip off of the Rad Girls , who by the way are fucking awesome and I’d totally be a groupie slut to get a chance to get in all three of them at the same time

I guess when you’re an asshole like Steve-O, coming up with original concepts is easier to get off the internet than actually doing something yourself, because you’re too busy getting wasted and eating your own vomit to get a couple of cheap laughs.

Bonus Leaked Clip – Trishelle Getting a Lap Dance Video

2007

01

Oct

I am – Girls Gone Wild Girls Give Their Consent then Sue Joe Francis Videos of the Day

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So my link to this didn’t work last time…..These girls are suing Joe Francis for being party sluts who make out with each other topless on Camera for him, saying they didn’t give consent. Reality is that they did give their full consent and he decided to go public with the videos because Girls are attention craving idiots…who only realize what they are doing after they’ve done it.

I don’t know what it is but this shit happens all the fucking time. I guess the majority of girls are insecure and feel like guys wanting to fuck them is a sign of how desirable they are or some shit, or they realize that they have tits and that their tits are enough to make dudes give them the time of day, and showing them off will put them on the map and lead to better things. Maybe they are just having a good time and are hormonally charged and shit’s a fantasy to them, like it makes them come across as a sexually powerful girl like the pornstars their boyfriends jerk off to, because girls are competitive and think that because we jerk off to porn, we want our chicks to be pornstars. They don’t realize that we just want them to be pornstars in the bedroom.

I am into this exhibitionist party slut shit because I am a pervert and because it’s funny, but I’d never respect a chick who does this kind of thing, and I’d always just look at her as a dumb attention craving whore and manipulate that shit to work in my favor, like threesomes and shit like that. They are no different than a hooker or a stripper or whatever other than that they are stupider than them because they don’t make money doing their stupid slut things. I am way more into girls who are solid and invite you into their pants after you put work into them instead of just throwing their vagina’s at me. Like I said, I am a walking contradiction and as funny as this Girls Gone Wild shit is, and as funny as getting girls flash me or do things that no self-respecting chick would ever do, I’d just never fall for this kind of trash, but I’d probably fuck it, with a condom on.

I sometimes make my wife show her tits to my friends, but only because that shit’s like National Geographic. They are so big and disgusting that it’s one of nature’s great mysteries and we’re strictly doing it for science, I also get off on watching her fuck black guys. But that’s a whole other story.

Watch the Clips of These Sluts in Action
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2007

01

Oct

I am – Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I overheard some people talking about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina the other day, they were fighting about who was hotter and I was surprised people still even bother arguing that shit. You’d think people have better things to do with their time than talk about people they don’t know, then I remembered that’s what I do everyday on this site, but since my life is a walking contradiction and I am probably the most inconsistent person out there and have nothing better to do, I still think arguing that shit is a waste of fucking time because it’s obvious the Angelina destroys this 4 day old Greek Salad of a bitch.

But really, who fucking cares who is hotter, hotness isn’t important, there are so many hot chick in the world and everyone’s into different shit that we should be caring about who’s a better fuck, and the fact that Brad Pitt left his marriage for Angelina, pretty much sums that up for all of us. Sure Aniston was a ass loving greek but anyone can take it up the ass, even you, and what guys want is a girl who begs for that shit like if she doesn’t get it she’ll fucking curl up and die.

You see finding a decent lookin’ chick who is in love with dick more than she’s in love with herself is harder than finding a hot chick I’d like to fuck because I see them every time I leave my house. A girl who doesn’t care if she’s seen as a slut and who loves fucking like a whore, who is addicted to dick and always wants yours is really what we are lookin’ for. So when lookin’ at whether Angelina or Aniston is hotter, you should really be focusing on who’s a better fuck because if you ask any dude if he’d rather a hot chick who blows you the fuck away in bed, or a bikini model who just lays there and takes it, motherfucker will probably take the one who knows how to fuck. Super models are good for your public image and ego, but when you’re locked down in your bedroom getting the best sex of your life, who gives a fuck about public image because you haven’t left your house in days….

Point of all this is that you’ll never get the supermodel frigid bitch or the cute sex addicted chick, so you don’t even have to worry about any of this shit, you can just sit there and jerk off to your 16 year old neighbor and her friends sunbathing, or put all your energy into the fat retarded chick in your class with the glass eye, who thinks you’re funny when ever you talk to her and she’s already asked you to fuck her but you’re too scared of vagina to go through with it…or you could focus on making some serious changes so that you get whatever the fuck you want and it’s really just a matter of having lots of money because hot chicks like money and do dirty things to be with guys with money.

Here are some pictures of Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston in a bikini, because he’s probably slammin’ her, even though he could have any 20 year old party slut he wants…but maybe washed up old ladies who aren’t good enough for Brad Pitt with lots of money is what he wants….maybe he’s living out his Aniston Fantasy from when he used to jerk off to her hard nipples on FRIENDS, but I think you’re the only person who did that. Weirdo.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Jennifer Aniston's Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I overheard some people talking about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina the other day, they were fighting about who was hotter and I was surprised people still even bother arguing that shit. You’d think people have better things to do with their time than talk about people they don’t know, then I remembered that’s what I do everyday on this site, but since my life is a walking contradiction and I am probably the most inconsistent person out there and have nothing better to do, I still think arguing that shit is a waste of fucking time because it’s obvious the Angelina destroys this 4 day old Greek Salad of a bitch.

But really, who fucking cares who is hotter, hotness isn’t important, there are so many hot chick in the world and everyone’s into different shit that we should be caring about who’s a better fuck, and the fact that Brad Pitt left his marriage for Angelina, pretty much sums that up for all of us. Sure Aniston was a ass loving greek but anyone can take it up the ass, even you, and what guys want is a girl who begs for that shit like if she doesn’t get it she’ll fucking curl up and die.

You see finding a decent lookin’ chick who is in love with dick more than she’s in love with herself is harder than finding a hot chick I’d like to fuck because I see them every time I leave my house. A girl who doesn’t care if she’s seen as a slut and who loves fucking like a whore, who is addicted to dick and always wants yours is really what we are lookin’ for. So when lookin’ at whether Angelina or Aniston is hotter, you should really be focusing on who’s a better fuck because if you ask any dude if he’d rather a hot chick who blows you the fuck away in bed, or a bikini model who just lays there and takes it, motherfucker will probably take the one who knows how to fuck. Super models are good for your public image and ego, but when you’re locked down in your bedroom getting the best sex of your life, who gives a fuck about public image because you haven’t left your house in days….

Point of all this is that you’ll never get the supermodel frigid bitch or the cute sex addicted chick, so you don’t even have to worry about any of this shit, you can just sit there and jerk off to your 16 year old neighbor and her friends sunbathing, or put all your energy into the fat retarded chick in your class with the glass eye, who thinks you’re funny when ever you talk to her and she’s already asked you to fuck her but you’re too scared of vagina to go through with it…or you could focus on making some serious changes so that you get whatever the fuck you want and it’s really just a matter of having lots of money because hot chicks like money and do dirty things to be with guys with money.

Here are some pictures of Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston in a bikini, because he’s probably slammin’ her, even though he could have any 20 year old party slut he wants…but maybe washed up old ladies who aren’t good enough for Brad Pitt with lots of money is what he wants….maybe he’s living out his Aniston Fantasy from when he used to jerk off to her hard nipples on FRIENDS, but I think you’re the only person who did that. Weirdo.

Related Posts:

Jennifer Aniston Bending Over in a Bikini Pictures
Jennifer Aniston Paddle-Surfing Like a Fag in a Bikini Top Pictures
Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipple Pictures
Jennifer Aniston Throwback Bikini Pictures

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