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2007

28

Sep

I am – Soulja Boy Follow-Up Post of the Day

So Travis Barker is a fucking amazing drummer. Dude’s a fucking star and I think he makes Soulja Boy worth listening to….I wrote a post when drunk about the Soulja Boy movement and how I don’t fucking understand why everyone is going crazy over it, inspired by being in a club and seeing the whole place scream when shit went on, like a group of sheep at feeding time, and when I walked out of the club I saw a group of people performing it on the street. I was just videotaping them innocently and one of them got in my face about it…well after posting my story, I got some backlash from the star of the video – Period Pants.

This is what she said:

bahahahaha!
YOUR A FAT FUCK
but i love you for filming that for us! thanksss
hoe yeah fun is fun my friend
clearly you find fun off other people’s drunken escapades
getting your own life is crucial.
oh yeah.. and next time talk shit to our face because your post… as funny as it was i must say
was nothing but lies to big up yourself
not that you need to get any bigger…
love you forever!
period pants and teeth

My response is that the shit I wrote is how it went down whether they remember it or not. They were too busy being idiots in public and getting mad at people like me for watching their public scene. That’s like a whore who dresses like a whore getting mad about dudes lookin at them. Reality is that I don’t need my own life, when I have idiots like these people to laugh at and calling me fat is about as innovative as calling a black person black or a retarded kid a retard. I don’t expect people to be that creative though, especially people who are into Soulja Boy….just keep on following the pack, motherfucker.

Posted in:Soulja Boy|Travis Barker|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Heidi Montag in a BIkini of the Day

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I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out if these bikini pics are old or not because I feel like they are, but decided fuck it, I am going to post them anyway, because bikinis brighten up our day and because I have no editorial standards. Speaking of bright days, I had a bowl of cereal today, and the milk was sour. That’s pretty much the kind of days I always have. I ate the shit anyway because I don’t have money to buy milk and it was the last of the cereal. It tasted like shit and probably will rape my insides, but that’s just what hard living is all about.

I can only assume that’s what Heidi Montag’s baby’s going to feel like as long as he’s breast feeding, because her tits look like they are going to pop and the silicone will probably make her milk sour and her baby retarded, not that he wouldn’t be retarded in the first place, but I am just saying….

I wonder how many boys teased her growing up about being flat chested. I wonder if they used to call her flat things, like Heidi Mont-Flat, because kids are mean like that and whatever they did they gave her a complex. Maybe one of her ex boyfriends would make her fuck with her shirt on and told her that when she takes it off it reminds him of fucking a dude and he can’t stomach that shit, or maybe he just would always talk about how hot her friends tits were.

The new tits she would rather die than not have are like a new lease on life. She’s like a whole new girl, and in these pictures she looks like a lame party slut, one who will let her friends and strangers see how awesome the new tits are, even if fake tits are never awesome, but she’ll never realize it because getting fake tits in the first place means you think fake tits are hotter than your little awkward uneven tits everyone used to laugh at…..

The point of this post is that new tits and hot body don’t take away from the fact that she needs a new face, it may take a little focus off her ugly, but she’s still ugly. I can’t get this sour milk taste out of my mouth so that’s where this post ends. Goodbyes are never easy….maybe we should just leave it at See You Later….it’s easier that way….


Related Posts:

Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
Even Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Bikini|Boobs|Heidi Montag|Implants|Tits|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Kimberly Stewart's Pantyhose of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kimmy Stewart lookin’ better than usual at some premiere in the UK two days ago. I feel like Kimmy Stewart’s the kind of girl that guys are always two days late for because she’s not that hot and when they hear that she’s two days late they plot some kind of scheme to punch her in the stomach while she’s sleeping, the “I was having a nightmare” induced miscarriage.

The thing that always surprised me about her is that she’s probably slated to inherit a truckload of money when her dad dies. I know he’s got his own army of blonde kids running around the globe, with his own army of blonde ex wives he needs to payout and I am sure Kimmy’s not the favorite one, but she’s more set than you’ll ever be, and that’s enough reason for me to fall in love, because looks aren’t everything.

I was in a bar last night, in a group of people trying to get my drink and some asshole farted, literally. Everyone around me were looking to see where the fucking smell was coming from, and as soon as they saw me, they were gave me the look like I’m fucking disgusting, because I was the fattest and rattiest dude and although I usually smell, I actually showered yesterday and it wasn’t me, I am convinced it was this tight bodied blonde chick in a short dress but since she was hot everyone assumed it wasn’t her even though logically, her asshole was pretty much hanging out of her dress and there was less travel time for the fart to get out there…I fucking hate talking about fart and making fart jokes but it’s a story and it proves my point…I just wanted to clarify that I hate fart jokes….and was just telling a story to prove a point….

And the point of the story is that I felt like Kimberly Stewart at a family dinner, so I guess what it comes down to is that looks do matter. Sorry Kimberly but at least we’re in it together now buy me things. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Kimberly Stewart’s Cellulite Ass in a Bikini
Kimberly Stewarts Skirt Fights the Wind
Kimberly Stewart Getting Dressed at Coachella
Kimberly Stewart’s Got Hot Legs
Kimberly Stewart’s Sister is Hotter Than Her…So Are Most People…

Posted in:Kimberly Stewart|Legs|Pantyhose|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Kimberly Stewart’s Pantyhose of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kimmy Stewart lookin’ better than usual at some premiere in the UK two days ago. I feel like Kimmy Stewart’s the kind of girl that guys are always two days late for because she’s not that hot and when they hear that she’s two days late they plot some kind of scheme to punch her in the stomach while she’s sleeping, the “I was having a nightmare” induced miscarriage.

The thing that always surprised me about her is that she’s probably slated to inherit a truckload of money when her dad dies. I know he’s got his own army of blonde kids running around the globe, with his own army of blonde ex wives he needs to payout and I am sure Kimmy’s not the favorite one, but she’s more set than you’ll ever be, and that’s enough reason for me to fall in love, because looks aren’t everything.

I was in a bar last night, in a group of people trying to get my drink and some asshole farted, literally. Everyone around me were looking to see where the fucking smell was coming from, and as soon as they saw me, they were gave me the look like I’m fucking disgusting, because I was the fattest and rattiest dude and although I usually smell, I actually showered yesterday and it wasn’t me, I am convinced it was this tight bodied blonde chick in a short dress but since she was hot everyone assumed it wasn’t her even though logically, her asshole was pretty much hanging out of her dress and there was less travel time for the fart to get out there…I fucking hate talking about fart and making fart jokes but it’s a story and it proves my point…I just wanted to clarify that I hate fart jokes….and was just telling a story to prove a point….

And the point of the story is that I felt like Kimberly Stewart at a family dinner, so I guess what it comes down to is that looks do matter. Sorry Kimberly but at least we’re in it together now buy me things. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Kimberly Stewart’s Cellulite Ass in a Bikini
Kimberly Stewarts Skirt Fights the Wind
Kimberly Stewart Getting Dressed at Coachella
Kimberly Stewart’s Got Hot Legs
Kimberly Stewart’s Sister is Hotter Than Her…So Are Most People…

Posted in:Kimberly Stewart|Legs|Pantyhose|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Soulja Boy Fans of the Day

So I was walking down the street and heard a group of assholes singing Soula Boy’s Crank Dat tune. I was a little confused but realized that every asshole and his fucking mother, aunt, cousin and child were hooked on this shit. I knew the youtube instructional videos already had 7,000,000 views or some shit and every asshole is gettin down to this shit, I guess what it all comes down to is that all these people like their radio.

Now I don’t mean to be a social chainsaw and I don’t mean to hurt people’s feelings but some bitch was acting gangster with me, so gangster that I asked her if her Clit was a fuckin’ Glock or if she uses her Glock as a tampon, cuz we all know metal and plastic are not all that absorbent so she had to rely on the red pants for back-up. So I gave her the pet name “Period Pants” because when a bitch has her period but is too poor to get a tampon she’s got to compromise. Maybe I shoulda called her smart shopper because with those red pants on, no one would ever know.

Anyway, I decide to film them and some bitch who I like to call teeth because all I saw was teeth got mad and me for filming her, she told me that she was already famous and asked if I was paparazzi. I told her that if she was worth my time and wasn’t so busted, that I could be anything she wanted, but until she transformed into a hot chick, we had nothing to discuss.

Her friend, a dude with a mustache wasn’t too impressed so he called me a cunt. Now I am okay with being called a cunt, because I know that I am an asshole, and 5 minutes earlier I had just walked into a glass door trying to find out Jared Leto’s room number at the W Hotel, because I figured I could get some decent footage of him banging underage girls and I could use that shit to make myself famous while getting arrested, but some cocksucker from a legacy of hotel managers ruined that dream by telling me that he’s had a dream to run a hotel since he’s been a kid and hotel management is his life fucking work and that he’s been studying it since he was 5 but was only a night receptionist and he wouldn’t give me the room number because that’s against the rule of hotel management

Either way, dude called me a cunt, I got mad, told him that mustache boys feel good on my balls like Soulja Boy feels good on his ears and that he should suck my dick, not cuz I was coming on to him but because tough guys aren’t into suckin dick and calling tough guys bitches or emasculating them in any way is the one way ticket to their tough guy hearts. So the next time he sees me I am going to get shot, but I don’t give a fuck because I am willing to get shot for content. That’s how much I like you. Cuddles.

Oh and I just made you famous, bitches.


Related Posts:

7,500,000 People Have Watched the Soulja Boy Dance Tutorial Because they are Losers

Ps – Period Pants, We Get It You, Watched His Music Video and Learned His Complex Dance. You are a dancing queen now go fuck yourself because you are just one of 7.5 Million motherfucker.

Posted in:Crank Dat|Losers|Soulja Boy|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So the picture you see above is from a girl who claims to read my site. She says she comes everyday and she wanted me to post this for her. I feel like I’ve finally made it…Like I am living the dude with a sleazy blog’s dream. A drunken party slut who looks like so many of the girls I’ve watched in CollegeFuckFest videos is into what I do….Next step making her choke on my dick, and by choke I mean from laughing at how small it is. Unfortunately for her the penis enlargement pills I’ve been taking had the reverse effect on me and now I’ve got a vagina or a penis that looks like a vagina. But I’m sure that won’t stop her cuz college girls are just crazy and into all kinds of experimental shit.

I am waiting for her to send in a pair of used panties before deciding on whether I should make a stepTV episode on my trip to her hometown to ask her dad what he thinks of these pics of his baby….Cuddles.

Here are my links,

Soma Paris Launching Her New Perfume Called Can Can, Named After Her Cunt, Cuz It’s Seen More Dick than a Pubic Can…
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Proof The Meg White Sex Tape is Real
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Chick Shoots Bottle Rocket Out of Her Ass
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Top 10 Celebrity Cunts
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Goth on Public Access
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Lucy Pinder Topless In Maxim UK Video
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Some Jessica Biel Ass Shots
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Drunk Girl With Massive Boobs Who May Be Famous Gets Kicked Out of a Club VIdeo
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Melanie B – Scary Spice’s Huge Tits
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Lacy Chabert Rockin’ Some Hot Cleavage
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A Whole Lot of Hot Rob Pin-Ups
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Some Psycho Bitch Dangles Her Kid off a Building
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Wallabies Having an Orgy
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Amy Smart’s Public Sex Video
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Pam Anderson and Denise RIchards Naked Together in Playboy
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Brittany Snow Eating Disorder Tell All
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Why You Shouldn’t Steal a Cellphone in Nicaragua
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Hot Bra
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Funny Protest Signs
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Emmy Rossum Rockin’ Some Cleavage
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Ashlee Simpson Got a Nose Job To Fix Her Breathing…I Think That’s the Excuse Every Big Nosed Jew Who’s Had a Nose Job Uses…
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Not the Kathy Lee You Think It is Posing Nude With Tanks and Guns
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Jennifer Lopez in Arena Magazine
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Frisbee Tackle – Because Frisbee is a Man’s Sport…
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Dudes Play a Round of Paintball in the Dark
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Oprah Makes a Joke About Anal Sex
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Some Swimsuit Model and Balloons
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The Natalie Portman Nude Scene I didn’t Bother Posting Because Fast Forwarding And Pausing on Nude Scene’s Isn’t My Thing….
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Natalie Portman Nude Scene Stills
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Download the Short Wes Anderson Film Featuring Natalie Portman Nude Scene
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Chicks Caught Showering Together – AMAZING
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Lohan Is Staying in Rehab
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Lohan Stole Steve-O’s Cocaine
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Natalia Bush in a Bikini…With Scary Hot Tits
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Cary Hart Realizes He’s Not Into Dudes or Chicks Who Look Like Dudes So He Dumped Pink for Girls Who Look Like Girls..at least that’s the story I heard
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Avril Lavigne Licking
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Cope in Greece Make Whores Do Whore Things
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Some Webcam Girl’s Ass
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Extreme Public Sex
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Ashlee Simpson 2005 – 2007
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Evan Rachel Wood Rockin’ Some Thigh Highs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked on the Streets of Kuwait
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Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Guy For a Walk
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Vanessa Hudgens New Leaked Pics…Including some Panty Shots…
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Britney Spears Caught Getting Into Her Car with a Margarita….
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Hot Ass Ad for a Men’s Magazine
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Britney Films Getting Filmed
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Some Photobucket Sluts
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Some Mistry Anderson in a Small Bikini
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Some Self Shot Sluts Naked Pics
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Some Dude Throws His Chick Around and Makes Her Flash Her Tits
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Toy Bangers Gets an 80
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Dude Bangs a Sleepy Chick…NSFW and WEIRD
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Sex is Around The Corner…
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

27

Sep

I am – Danielle Lloyd Ass Flash Pictures of the Day

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I saw these picture of Danielle Lloyd the other day and wasn’t too impressed, because the ass flash picture wasn’t released. I don’t remember who she is, probably from Big Brother UK but I do know that she’s one of those chicks who constantly exposes herself and when I see her name in the boards I rip my pictures off of, usually means a guaranteed post…

Reality is that I like slutty lookin girls who dress in revealing clothes. I like girls who show off their bodies and don’t wear panties. I like being with girls who like to flash their bodies and their body parts discreetly even though they usually suck in bed, but watching other guys get hard over them is a total power trip. Unfortunately that hasn’t happened since I got one of my chicks to not wear panties one night and discreetly expose the shit, but that was a long fucking time ago….

I also like girls who like sex. So I spent the last hour sitting on a park bench outside a maternity store. I do this sometimes because I like to let the girls know that I know what they’ve been up to by giving them dirty looks or creepy smirks. In my head I think to myself how that bitch let a dude bust nut inside her and smile and I know she knows I know she let some dude bust in her and that in a few months so will the rest of the world….it’s kinda like she’s released a sex tape or has starred in a porn flick that I’ve never seen, but I still know she was in it.

Here are those Danielle Lloyd pics.


Related Posts:

Danielle Lloyd Interracial Bikini Pictures
Danielle Lloyd Expensive Bikini Pictures
Danielle Lloyd Fat Ass Bikini Pictures
Danielle Lloyd Green Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Ass|Danielle Lloyd|Drunk|Exhibitionist|flash|Party|Unsorted

2007

27

Sep

I am – Jamie Lynn Spears Cleavage of the Day

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The funny thing about these young celebrities is that being the hot underage chick who will eventually become a drunken disaster of a slut is like a role written by Hollywood, but as time moves on, a new actress takes on the role, so every year that’s a switch of characters and I sit here feeling like I am watching the same story unfold and it is like visiting the same strip club every month to see the same stripper do the same routine to the same fucking song. It is pretty much the equivalent of being locked in a room watching Seinfeld reruns over and over again only the rerun is always the same episode, but Seinfeld is played by some other Jew.

Sometimes you want to believe that this one is different, you want to think that she’ll break through and make it like a normal person just to switch things up a bit and keep us guessing. Sometimes you want to think that the cliche is just a cliche and that not everyone falls into the parameters society has set for them but what it all comes down to is that people are all the same and when faced with the same opportunity and struggles and their egos are fed the same way and the money comes in at the same speed and the interest from men comes in at the same time, they react in the same way.

I guess what I am trying to say is that new blood can be exciting and is welcomed, and it means a future of many new vagina lip slips, new nipple slips, DUIs, sex scandals and sex tapes and I guess I should be more welcoming to that, because the only thing better than pussy is new pussy and because otherwise I’d have nothing write about…But sometimes I like to think someone out there will surprise me. I still haven’t grasped that people are all the same and they always let me down, even when I don’t know them and they are just pictures on my computer, I still like to hope they are different because there’s no fun in knowing exactly how their public life will pan out, so I guess for this Jamie Lynn bitch, it’s just a matter of time, so until she turns 18, I’ll play the waiting game even though she’s not even that hot, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I have no standards….


Related Posts:

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes to Acting Classes
Britney Throwback Upskirt Pictures
Britney Spears Throwback Crusty Vagina Pictures
Britney Spears Throwback Pantyless Upskirt Pictures

Posted in:cleavage|Jamie Lynn Spears|Underage|Unsorted

2007

27

Sep

I am – Kristen Bell in a Bikini on the Set of Heroes of the Day

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I don’t watch Heroes, because I am not into the whole hero bullshit. I don’t believe in them. I am more into self absorbed pricks who don’t give a fuck about anyone, even themselves and drink themselves into an early grave while trying to bring everyone around them down with them. So I didn’t know who Kristen Bell was, but she was spotted in a bikini, so now I do and feel like a much better person for it, and by better I mean like a virgin. Because every time I post bikini pics, I always feel like a fag who can’t get pussy and who sits at home obsessing over bitches like the other people with these kinds of sites and reality is that I honestly don’t give a fuck about them or about them in bikinis. There is perfectly good pussy right outside my door for me to invite over to try on bikinis, but I do it for you, because I know you’re struggling so I guess in a lot of ways, that makes me a hero…unlike the buzz-killing asshole who’s covering her up with his gayer than Ellen pink blanket….

Here are them there pics.


Related Posts:

Kristen Bell Bikini on Set From Along Time Ago
Kristen Bell Doesn’t Eat Animals
Hayden Panettiere Playing With Her Thong
Ashley Scott Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Bikini|Heroes|Kristen Bell|Unsorted

2007

26

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone emailed me the weirdest email from South Africa telling me how much my links suck because there are so many of them. I realize that people in South Africa are at the cutting edge of pretty much nothing but I do post a lot of links, but I figure what the fucks the difference you just have to scroll over the shit you don’t like to click the shit you do like. I guess I’ll try to scale shit down a little more in future, not to keep assholes happy but because it means less work for me. I am hoping my server issues are sorted out so that tomorrow I am back in full force. In the meantime I am going to get the fuck out my house because my wife’s makin’ me feel sick to my stomach.

I am going to go out to a club, but a bottle of champagne and buy all the pussy in the place to make me feel better about that, only instead of champagne I’ll be buying a 2 for 1 beer special and instead of buying all the pussy, I’ll probably make friends with an old Irish drunk dude with a limp….My life is awesome.

Here are my links:


Iran is Faaaabulous Video
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Heidi Montag was Willing to Die for Fake Tits
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Whoose Boobs Latina Edition
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This Dude Eats Anything
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Britney Video Inside the Public Bathroom Asking the Paparazzi to Get Her a Sandwich Cuz She Can Only Shit When She Eats Quiznos
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Britney Looks Like a Fucking Wreck
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Oscar De La Hoya and His Internet Lover Helga
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Elisabetta Gregoraci in a Thong Bikini
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Some 2 Year Old Geography Genius
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Racists Want to Kill Halle Berry’s Baby
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Beyonce’s Full Half Naked Amex Commercial
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Weird Video With a Hot Chick in a Thong and a Midget Picking Up The Garbage
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Jailbail Warning – Victoria Justice
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Remember Jessica Alba’s See Through Shirt
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Lohan’s Leaving Rehab
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Kelly Brooke Topless in Arena Magazine
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Paris Hilton Will Never Do Letterman Again Because He Teased Her
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Geri Halliwell Topless/Nude Pics from a While Ago But Still Worth Checking Out
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Some Strip Club Lesbian Orgy
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Some Petra Nemcova All Dolled Up Lookin’ Hot
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A Little Trishelle Bikini Action
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Here is the World’s Sexiest Weather Girl
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Some Vintage Phoebe Price
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Fastest Handjob By a Japanese Girl
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Christina Aguilera’s Wearing a See-Through Top Showing Off her Pregnancy Belly and Leopard Print Bra
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Christina Aguilera’s Perfume Launch Preview
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Pam Anderson Can’t Stop Partying
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Some Ashley Tisdale Music Video
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Elton John Gets on of my Favorite Photographer’s Picture Seized Because The Female Models May Have Been Underage
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Kate Bowsworth in Mom Jeans
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Kate Moss is Getting Married
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Jessica Alba Might Be Pregnant
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1010 Girls in Bikinis on the Beach To Break Some Record
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Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes Have Trouble in Paradise Because He is Gay
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Some Compilation of Crazy Faces….
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Stinky Pussy Makes This Porn Dude Puke – NSFW
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Some Foot Fetish Albums on Photobucket
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A Little Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Another Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude Gets His Dick Chopped off For Comparing His First Wife’s Sex Skills To His Second Wife’s Sex Skills.
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Photobucket Smut
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More Photobucket Smut
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And Even More Photobucket Smut
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Some Nudity in this 1970’s Vietnam Hippie Movie Trailer
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Download the New Foo Fighters CD
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Pre Release of PJ Harvey’s CD
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Some Ariel Rebel Masturbing Action
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Some Chick Named Victoria Vass in Penthouse
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Pornstar Squirt Got a 72
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Use this to Find Girls to Get Laid By
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