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2007

26

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Gillian of the Day

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When I go out partying I have pretty high standards for chicks. I don’t like to look at ugly people, because I am forced to look at my ugly wife all day, and everyday ugly people just don’t exist to me, other than my wife, but I only notice her because of her sleep apnea and the sounds she makes while eating. Anyway, when I go to the bars I tend to go to, hot is few and far between. Sometimes I catch myself looking at my fat man tits wondering how good they’d look in a push-up bra, but I still go out hoping to see hot ass.

The same goes for Hotties contests. When I look to a Hotties contest, I want to see Hotties, and maybe hotties are hard to come across these days, I still want to see them. I am not sure how Gillian made the cut, but I can assume that she’s got a team of monkeys voting for her 24/7 because that’s what they do in Bakersfield California. The only other explanation is that she did work for Disneyland in Hong Kong and we all know that Disney makes dreams come true, because he was a pedophile and that line worked on all the kids he seduced with his cartoons, but either something magical went down.

Don’t get me wrong, Gillian is ok looking, but she’s not Hometown Hottie material and I have no idea how she made it into the top 10. First off she’s 5 ft 2, not 5 ft 2 and 95 lbs can be cute to look at because lots of guys do like smaller chicks to have as girlfriends, but I don’t think anyone who looks like a little 12 year old elf could be called hot or categorized as a hottie even with that magic push up bra, but I’d still let her change my diaper when playing infantilism sex games….I think she should be disqualified and that’s enough for the review because Maxim is going to sue me if I keep this up much longer because I already know who I want to win.

Only 2 more Hometown Hotties to go….


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ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA
JUDA
JAIME
NICKI
ROBERTA

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2007

26

Sep

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Mom Jeans of the Day

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I was at a bar the other day and I saw 2 chicks making out with each other. They were like half-breed lesbians who didn’t think it was funny when I moved in and asked for a 3-way kiss. They were too busy being into each other and it was pretty much a waste of a hot chick. She looked really hot in her tight skirt and cleavage exposing shirt and the way she moved made her look like a dirty little fuck. She on this sexually liberated experimental kick that girls go through, but she wasn’t in the mood for any cock. Not that I had any cock to offer but they were blowing off dudes from every angle. I don’t think they were pulling the whole frat boy chick making out thing to get guys to look at them but I do think they were legitimately into each other and not doing it for attention, but because they were drunk and horny and were going to go home to fuck the shit out of each other in the scissor stance. I didn’t find it hot to watch and refused to watch the spectacle because I can’t deal with hot lesbians who turn down cock. I can deal with lesbians who look like dudes and wear leather because they are just man hating rape victims and shit, but hot lesbians who I want to fuck but who don’t want anything to do with me or any other penis for that matter but hot chicks who who are into other hot chicks and refuse dick just piss me the fuck off.

Either way, Kardashian may not be into girls and she may be into black dude cock, because black guys are good at working the huge fucking asses but she’s rockin’ a pair of mom jeans, that make her ass look even bigger than usual and that remind me more of the man hating lesbians who work construction and drink been than the hot little sluts who don’t like dudes who I saw the other day. Both are equally annoying.


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2007

26

Sep

I am – Kim Kardashian's Mom Jeans of the Day

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I was at a bar the other day and I saw 2 chicks making out with each other. They were like half-breed lesbians who didn’t think it was funny when I moved in and asked for a 3-way kiss. They were too busy being into each other and it was pretty much a waste of a hot chick. She looked really hot in her tight skirt and cleavage exposing shirt and the way she moved made her look like a dirty little fuck. She on this sexually liberated experimental kick that girls go through, but she wasn’t in the mood for any cock. Not that I had any cock to offer but they were blowing off dudes from every angle. I don’t think they were pulling the whole frat boy chick making out thing to get guys to look at them but I do think they were legitimately into each other and not doing it for attention, but because they were drunk and horny and were going to go home to fuck the shit out of each other in the scissor stance. I didn’t find it hot to watch and refused to watch the spectacle because I can’t deal with hot lesbians who turn down cock. I can deal with lesbians who look like dudes and wear leather because they are just man hating rape victims and shit, but hot lesbians who I want to fuck but who don’t want anything to do with me or any other penis for that matter but hot chicks who who are into other hot chicks and refuse dick just piss me the fuck off.

Either way, Kardashian may not be into girls and she may be into black dude cock, because black guys are good at working the huge fucking asses but she’s rockin’ a pair of mom jeans, that make her ass look even bigger than usual and that remind me more of the man hating lesbians who work construction and drink been than the hot little sluts who don’t like dudes who I saw the other day. Both are equally annoying.


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2007

26

Sep

I am – Jennie Garth Cleavage Pictures of the Day

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My server is a fucking whore and has been acting up the last 2 years. I am told the company is working on a fix but that means that I don’t have a site right now and it’s a pretty scary thought that you can lose everything you work for in about a minute, not that I really work, but you know what I mean.

Speaking of not working, here’s Beverly Hills 90210 superstar Jennie Garth, a little older and a little poorer since she hasn’t got a pay check in 10 years, but at least she’s rockin’ some cleavage.

I met a girl the other day while getting a lap dance who was a trained dancer. She spent her life in ballet school and lived the disciplined and strict life. She couldn’t make any money doing it and loved dancing so much that now she’s an over qualified stripper and I got to grab her ballerina tits for 10 dollars.

The other strippers didn’t like her because of her artistic approach to the pole. Shit was like watching some kind of artistic cultural event and this tattooed whore who learned here moves watching music videos and porn ended up punching her in the face for being such a fag while I was there. I guess there’s something hot about a stripper with a black eye who does ballet, it kinda adds to the whole “crying scene” in her routine…and I know you get off to chicks who look beat up because you’re weird.

Here are Jennie Garth’s tits, because she may be an actor out of work but she’s still got a vagina.


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2007

26

Sep

I am – Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures of the Day

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One of my readers just emailed me giving me shit for waking up at 2 pm. I guess I am living the life of a useless degenerate slob and I would be disgusted by myself if I was an outsider lookin’ in, but sleeping in until 2 pm is one of life’s luxuries when you don’t have a job. It’s like being a 15 year old all over again.

The reality is that I am a degenerate loser who is usless and a slob, but I didn’t wake up at 2 pm, but I could have if I wanted to because I am unemployed. I actually woke up at 8:30 and went downtown to watch girls in their work clothes walking around, rushing to get to their jobs, drinkin’ their morning coffees in the pinstripe skirts, talkin on their cellulars, smoking their cigarettes and the whole experience was like porno.

I like doing this every couple of days because it makes me happy to know that the world has changed so much that women have been taken out of the kitchen and dropped into the workforce. It breeds strong financially independent women who are either too busy to want to get locked down so they just have one-night stands over and over again because they think the Sex in the City dream is as glamourous as they made it out to be on TV, without realizing that it’s a TV show and real life doesn’t work like that, and that they are just sad lonely whores with respectable jobs that can afford to get their hair done, and nice enough clothes and a personal trainer so that men with money can try to seduce them by taking them out to fancy places, because even girls in their mid-20s are influenced by the media and once they do get locked down because they realize that TV lied to them and that they were miserable being independent whores but still want to keep focus on their career, that means the guy can stay home at let them pay their way….It’s a welcomed societal change. Until they leave you for a co-worker and you have to go on welfare.

Here are some bikini pictures of Kristin Cavallari on set, because her work clothes are a bikini…..but then again doing what she does isn’t really a work…it’s more like getting paid to have a good time while all you other fuckers are out working hard for a fraction of her money and based on the facial expressions she’s making, she’s a worse actor that my 5 year old neighbor who played Santa in his Christmas Pageant..and this movie will be worse than having to sit through his play even though he was more believable that role than this over exaggerated mess. Enjoy.


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Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Cavallari|Movie|Unsorted|Volleyball|Working

2007

26

Sep

I am – Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut of the Day

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Here are some Kirstin Cavallari pictures from the set of some movie she’s working on. Yeah, it’s hard to believe that she’s working on a movie but I can only assume it will be one of the shittiest movies ever made….

I went to a strip club recently and when I was there the girl was wearing a similar outfit to Cavallari’s. She was in cut off jean shorts and had a push up bikini top and she looked like she was pretty hot, until the clothes came off and I realized she was dumpy as fuck. I am not into discriminating bitches for being dumpy, because all pussy is worth at least lookin’ at, but when she got on stage she was a wreck of a performer. She kept tripping and falling all over herself. When she did her pole tricks she kept hitting her head on the ground and she almost kicked the dude I was with in the face. She got on all fours to do the booty bounce because it’s popular but couldn’t manage it and just looked like she was flexing her ass muscles and lookin at a flexed chick ass is one of the least sexy things out there. There was nothing hot about the performance and I laughed at least twice.

I like to think Kristin Cavallari is a lot like that stripper. She’s not that talented or good at what she does, but she doesn’t realize it and still gets on the screen for people to watch and laugh at, but when she’s sitting around in a push up bikini top and short cut off jean shorts, I got no problem lookin’ at her tits….


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2007

26

Sep

I am – Family Guy Ripped Off My Writing Style of the Day

Here’s a little bit of a bold statement that I don’t think is too far fetched, because I think I am fucking awesome…well actually I don’t, but for the sake of this post, I am fucking awesome. That bold statement is that Family Guy ripped off my writing style. People who actually get writing jobs are usually assholes with college education who rip off people like you and me on the internet. I was watching some Eddie Murphey interview and he spoke about how he ripped off old movies for most of his characters. That his spin on them was what was original not the actually character….ripping people off is common.

Point of this is to say Family guy is a really smart show, smarter that I am. They have a solid writing team and they push jokes so far that it’s funny. I never watch Family Guy, but the times that I have, I have found it to be good. A few people emailed this video into me, and I watched it and although the words in the text aren’t words I would use. The run-on sentences, the random stories, I would even go on to say the incest jokes, but everyone does incest jokes…screams “DrunkenStepfather”.

I know there’s no way to prove this, I know there’s no way to make money off this, but why the fuck couldn’t assholes have offered me a high paying job writing for their stupid show instead of biting my shit. Fuck you Family Guy.

I don’t read other sites, so maybe I am a hack, maybe I am not an original, maybe everyone writes like me but I know that my grammar skills suck dick, my influences are myself and shit I’ve seen and that I use commas a lot and that a professional writer couldn’t come up with this shit because he’s too trained and proper. I am convinced that I was ripped off by Family Guy.

I have seen my jokes slowly used on other sites, in movies, all over the place. I just never paid much attention to it because since I have such shitty traffic, I figured that maybe my jokes are standard, common, obvious. I remember watching 40 year Old Virgin and thinking that those assholes got some of their shit from the site again I never got paid for it.

The internet is a big place and a lot of people from all walks of life can land here, so if you are that Family Guy writer. I will find you and make you bleed, unless of course you send me money, then we can be best friends for life.

If you don’t think this Family Guy clip is at all like my site and that I am just a psycho, that’s fine, but 5 people have emailed me and that’s 1/2 my readers…so I can only assume you agree and if you don’t, I’ll make you bleed, unless of course you send me money….you get what I am saying…

I feel like when that bully used to steal my lunch money, no wait that didn’t happen to me, I was the bully and I was stealing the kids lunch money…so I feel like the kid who’s lunch money I used to steal. Karma’s a bitch….

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2007

25

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight’s been a busy night. It’s the one night of the week the family goes out to dinner together because KFC’s got a 2 dollar special and my wife managed to eat 20 boxes of the shit. That story was a lie, but it’s nice to pretend, reality is that I don’t step foot in KFC because I am scared of getting shot. Shit’s more gangster than 50 Cents music videos….and we all know that’s really fucking gangster.

I was approached to do a Halloween Party here in Montreal on the 26th of October. The concept for the party is that it will be a no guy allowed Jam and it will be called “SLUTS”….I’ll give you more details if shit materializes. Either way, I won’t be there, because knowing how this site roles the only slut who will be there will be the bar staff.

Either way, here are my links.

Posh Spice is Dressed like a Nazi
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Who’d You Rather – The Sex Tape Edition
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Some Chick Named Lauren Chiatti Topless On the Beach Showing Off A Bit of Her Box
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Some Helena Christensen Wearing Lingerie…
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Some Bloodrayne Star Named Natassia Malthe for FHM Half Naked
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Some Girl Gets Slammed Hard Against the Wall By a Big Ball
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Meg White Sex Tape Makes a Reporting Puke Mash-Up
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Some Drunk Girls Fighting Video
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Some Israeli Named Orit Fox Has a Plastic Surgeon Who Hates Him
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Gemma Atkinson’s 2007 Calendar Video Shoot
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Tara Reid Rockin’ Some Solid Cleavage
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Prince Harry Does a Shot of Vodka Through His Nose Cuz He’s Livin’ Hard
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Some Kid Pushes Pluto at a Disney Parade and Pluto Get Mad…Hysterical
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Some Supermodel Named Jodie Kidd Sold Coke To Undercover Reporters and Gets Kicked Off Her Agency
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Courtney Love’s Side Tit
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Britney Brings A Photographer into the Public Bathroom With Him…I Think She Gets Off To People Watching Her Shit
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Some TV Evangelist Freaks Out on Air
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George Clooney’s Accident 911 Call
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Meg White Sex Tape is a Fake
GO

Naomi Campbell Shows Off Her Nipples in Italy
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Tom Cruise Builds a Gay Bath-House Bunker in His Colorado Home
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Some French Mime Who Died Yesterday Doing What He Did Best…Making an Ass Out Of Himself in Public
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Some Girl Flashes Her Bra at a Genesis Concert When On the Big Screen
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Some Teen Popstar Magazine Released a Special Edition of Their Magazine Called Zanessa To Convince The Youth That Efron’s Not Gay…..
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Kanye West Thinks He’s the Number 1 Human Being
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Some Kate Hudson Jogging Pics
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Vince Vaughn Gets Booed Off Stage while Drunk
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Roselyn Sanchez Lookin’ Hot in a Pick Dress
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Some Dude Pretending to Be a Retard Singing a Song…Very Fucking Stupid
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Some Locksmiths Gets A Lesbian Surprise
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Sharon Osborne Blames Courtney Love For Getting Jack Hooked on Oxy
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Some Slut Named Dani Woodward Getting Naked Gallery
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Some Dancing Insane Person
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Some Chicks Topless Vacation Pictures
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Some Little Girl Gets Knocked Out By A Soccer Ball
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Paris Hilton Met Her New Swedish Boy Toy On the Street Corner…and Is Trying to Get Him a Modeling Contract. That’s Like Winning the Lottery, Expcept for The Herpes Part…
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Some Girl Gets Her First Tattoo and Sounds Like She’s Cumming
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Some Cam Girl Being a Cam Girl
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Biel is Playing Wonderwoman, Even Though She Has A Penis…This Shit is Like that Movie She’s the Man….because she is….the man….
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Some Cam Girl Being a Cam Girl
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Girls Rob a Store Dressed Like Ninja’s With Swords
GO

Some Bra Removal 101 Video for you Virgins
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Some Chick Hoola Hoops Naked in Public
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George Clooney’s Chick on Crutches
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Some Leave OJ Alone Stupid Parody Video
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Some Topless Chick Drinking and Kissing Her Friend
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Hayden Panettiere Has a Dirty Mouth
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Gays Mock the Last Supper
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The Rest of the Dela Hoya Pics
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Some Maggie Q Stripping for Peta
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Chris Crocker – The Britney Faggot Has Naked Pics on the Net…Here They Are
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Photobucket Chick Showin’ Off Her Crazy Ass
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Britney Tried To Do Playboy, It’s a Last Resort, But Playboy Refused Her 7 FIgured Request…If Only She Listened to Rod Stewart and Knew What She Knows now When She Was Younger….She Coulda Made a Fucking Killin’….
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Salma Hayek vs. Alyssa Milano
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Long Tongued Girls from The UK Showing Off Their Long Tongues
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Belladonna the Pornstar is Making a Comeback
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Some Virgin Dude Hasn’t Banged in a Year and Hasn’t Jerked Off in a Month To Bust a Huge Load in a Gangbang Video
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Drunk Girls Fight Over 60 Dollars
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Here’s a Little Mutant Vagina Action for You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Scary Spice’s Big Tits Dance With the Stars…Oh Wait…She Is the Star…
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Jennifer Love Showing Some Cleavage
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Some Model Named Candice Swanepoel On the Cat Walk Lookin’ Hot
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Dawn is Some Big Beasted Slut, But She Only Score a 77
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If You Need Sex, Which You Do…This Will Help
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Find Yourself a Local Slut To Fuck
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Some Girls Stolen Pics Hit the stepFORUM
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Jay-Z & Danger Mouse – The Grey Album Download in the stepFORUM
GO

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2007

25

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Roberta of the Day

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Here’s Hometown Hottie Roberta. I may hate the name Roberta because it reminds me of this big black lesbian who used to beat up on me when I was younger, but I don’t hate topless girls and pretty much everyone of her pictures is her topless. She could call herself anything she wants, because I won’t be listening to a word she says anyway. I am not one of those dude who gets awestruck when I see a topless chick, I just generally don’t listen to anyone. Roberta says that she’s a moneymaker, I may not know what that means but I do know a lot of girls who call themselves moneymakers because the official title of their work is far too sleazy to tell their grandparents like like escorting, porn, stripping and hooking….

I just read that Roberta is married and I have this thing where I am not into married chicks, so this post ends here. I am sure I would have gone on and made it life changing…but good luck to married Roberta, maybe she should be focusing on taking your kids to daycare or some shit…I am sure she’s a nice person but I hope she doesn’t win because it’ll go against everything I stand for.


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Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA
JUDA
JAIME
NICKI

Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Maxim|Roberta|stepREVIEW|Unsorted

2007

25

Sep

I am – Britney Spears Uses a Handicap Public Bathroom of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears using a public bathroom for Handicap people because no matter how big you are, literally and figuratively, you are never too important to use the bathroom, because when you gotta go, you gotta go. The big surprise in this is that there’ no toilet paper hanging out of her dress, or dragging along the ground stuck to her shoe and all I keep wondering is not whether she washed her hands, but whether she even bothered wiping….Was she the kind of girl who hovers over the seat, or the kind who doesn’t even bother putting the seat down, did she take a pee, or a poo or was it a drug stop….or was she just going in to check herself out in the mirror to make sure who wig was on proper…because keeping up appearances is one of her hobbies. I guess the real health concern in all this is that the poor fucker who uses the toilet after her, may have some serious issues in 4-8 weeks.

I hate public bathrooms, sure I have passed out in my fair share, but I would never use a public toilet, I’d rather shit myself. I don’t care what all those studies say about the impossibility of getting an STD from the shit, because I know one night while high on GHB with a group of friends in a club 10 years ago, we all got the shits. And had no choice but to go….and coincidentally every single one of us got crabs. I know do crabs even exist. they are like the mythical pubic hair creatures used as a scare tactic, but after getting them, I can safely do exist and they are fucking assholes.

Either way, here are the Britney Public Bathroom pics.


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