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2007

07

Sep

I am – Fergie and Steven Tyler at Fashion Rocks of the Day

I live in a pretty open minded city when it comes to Fags, mostly because there are a lot of fucking fags and we don’t have a choice in the matter.

It’s funny when I talk to other people tho, cause I hear that it’s not so liberal in other places, and I guess the liberal in me says I should be able to fuck who I want, make or female, and everyone else has that right as well.

Still, I think we are making big moves forward for the Gays when I turn on the television and I see an old homo with a heavily made up drag queen next to him on stage singing a duet together for all of America to see. THAT my friends, is progress!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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2007

07

Sep

I am – Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I’ve decided to post these pictures of Kelly Rowland in a bikini top because you like girls in bikini tops even if the pictures are shit and the person in the pictures is some washed up nobody who happened to be in Beyonce’s band as a back-up dancer who got way more respect than most back-up dancers ever do because they let her sing along to Beyonce’s songs and because Beyonce’s dad was molesting her or someshit and this was the only way to shut her up.

They should have named the band Beyonce’s Child because that’s pretty much how the other girls must feel having been back burnered and left out to dry up and fade away like the numerous abortions Beyonce may or may not have had.

In all reality, I feel bad for the chick and that’s the reason I am posting this. I am surprised someone cared enough to even take this pictures, I can only assume they weren’t taken by paparazzi but by her mom and released to the internet like she was Vanessa Hudgens in hopes of having some kind of comeback or second wind, but the only wind she’s got is the wind on her back that is keeping her walking down the beach away from any fame she once had and if you’re wondering where she’s pointing, it’s at God for spiting her by giving her the taste of glory then taking that shit away like some practical joke.

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2007

07

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Amateur Erotica of the Day

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There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.

There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.

Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…

Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….

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2007

07

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I tried convincing these two young girls to make out on video last night, I am not talking 6 year old young, I am talking 20 years old young, but they weren’t having it, even though it was their idea in the first place. I was like “let me take your picture for the internet” and they were like do you want a picture of us making out, and I was like if you want…then they realized the internet is a bad place to have pictures like that floating around…so they just walked away. Sluts.

Here are my links….

Aubrey O’Day Looks Like a Pornstar
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Some Whoose Boobs Action – Boob Goblins Edition
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We Know You Love Half Naked Hot Chicks..So Check Out The Digital Darling Contest Results…Because Who Knows Maybe You Went to School With One of these Half Naked Sluts…and They Shot You Down…Now You can Get Your Revenge By Jerking Off To Their Hot Half Naked Slut Pics and Videos
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Tommy Lee Has Public Sex in the Hamptons Cuz He’s Funny
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Britney Spears Hits Taco Bell With Her Ass Exposed
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Lessons You Learn From Porno
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Some Hot Public Flashing Video
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Britney Spears With a See Through Shirt – Bra Exposed
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Big Brother 8 – Jen in a Bikini and Topless and Her Ass
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Girls Of Super Street Part 2
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Vanessa Hudgens Pictures are 100 Percent Real and Lawyers are Out To Clean Up The Mess
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Hot Import Nights in Charlotte Part 2
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Fearne Cotton Shows Off Her Nipples in This See Through Which is Amazing Because I’ve Never Heard of Her…
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Pam Anderson Hits Up The Pages of Russian Marie Claire Because that’s Where’ Her Career Has Taken Her…
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Breast Feeding in Public Video
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Some Nicole Kidman Vaniety Fair Photoshoot
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Lots of Hot Ass at the Games Convention Because Game Companies now Gamers Are Virgins and Chicks is the way to their Wallets
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Pete Doherty Makes His Cat Smoke Crack Cuz He’s an Asshole…
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Kelly Ripa Bent Over Ass is a Little Taste of Heaven for Regis
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Beat Boxing Video Because Beat boxing is Massively Homo and I know you Like that Homo Shit…
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Jodie Marsh Various Topless Photos
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Back To School – How to Take a Shower in a Dorm Room
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Some Chick Named Adele SIlva Posing in Lingerie…
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Some Dance Off Video
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SEXY Japanese Hot Dog Eating Contest That Will Probably Turn You On
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World’s Fastest Snapper is Also World’s Fattest Snapper…Video
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Top 7 Hottest Tennis Players According to Some Pervert Creep
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Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci Sex Scene for you to Jerk Off To
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Keeley Hazell Not Lookin Hot in Her Underwear
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Natalie Portman Will Be Naked in Upcoming Movie…I Think She’s Boring…But Boring Chicks Have Vaginas Too and I LIke Vagina…
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Chloe Sevigny Looks Like a Clown and I Like It….
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Some Interview With Some Slut named Sopia Santi the Porn Star…Because You Care About What She Has to Say…
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Some Jessica Simpson’s Ripped Legs….
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Hilary Duff Partying in Montreal. I was at this Event…But I guess They didn’t Take a Picture of Me Because I was forced to stay in the corner hidden and away from any celebrity..
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Model Named Lisa Marie Schneider VIdeo
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Tara Reid vs Megan Fox
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The 20th Ugly Celebs I’d Still Fuck
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This Dude is Fucking Amazing with his Fingers….
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Lohan Reunites With Her Dad….
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Amateur Titty Flash at the Bar
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Some New J.Lo Video to Bore the Shit Out of You…
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Naked Girls Take a Shower Scene from Some Movie
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Another Britney Spears Upskirt
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Some Hayden Panettiere Photoshoot Pictures
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Carrie Underwood Hot at the L.A.M.B. Show…
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Kevin Costner Makes Some Blogger’s Dream Come True By Sending in a Picture of Him Reading the Site…That Blogger Wasn’t Me…He was Someone Much Smarter Than Me…
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Sneak Preview of Photographer’s Mario Testino’s Book Called Let Me In….
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Sluts Violently Beat Each Other Up on the Beach
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Naked Yoga
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Some Eve’s Got Titties Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Someone Sent in The Hipster Olympics Video For You to Watch Since I hate Hipsters
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Shia LeBeouf Smokes Cigarettes Because All Fags Smoke…
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Rock of Love “Lacey” and Her Crappy Video
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The New Yeah Yeah Yeahs EP Leak/Download
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Some Girl Shoving Panties in Her Cooter
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This is Where to Find the Sluts in Your Hometown
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Anne Angel and Lacey Joy Riding With They Tits all Out and Shit
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Use this Spray to Get the Sluts You Find in Your Hometown…
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Some Lesbian High Production Porn Site Scored an 80
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Some Bullshit I posted for VH1 Because I thought They’d Make Me Famous But Realize I am just being used….

BONUS – SOME CELEBRITY QUIZ FOR YOU TO PLAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO…..
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2007

06

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s erect nipples because you haven’t seen enough of her tits in her life. She’s like the old porno mag you keep hidden in your closet from when you were 15 that you still take out on special occasions because there’s this one picture that used to drive you nuts when then and you couldn’t let it go, it’s kinda like the closest thing you have to a girlfriend so I understand.

I used to have this fat, ugly, semi-retarded girl who I’d keep on the back burner for a bunch of years. Whenever I needed a good blowjob, I’d reach out to her and she was always willing. She was probably the girl I should have married, but she was far too ugly for me, but the blowjobs were good and sometimes when alone and sad and detoxing a blowjob from a fat chick with an eating disorder was what you needed, it was like she thought it was some kind of chocolate bar or some shit and she didn’t mind when I didn’t shower for weeks because she said it smelled like Salami and she fucking loved Salami.

Here are those Jessica Simpson nipples….to remind you that she’s the celebrity we want to see naked…none of this Vanessa Hudgens naked shit…which by the way are real and throw my theory that all young girls wax their vaginas. (yes that was me trying to do SEO because I figure why the fuck not, everyone else does it and I am tired of being the coolest blog that no one reads…cuddles)

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson's Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s erect nipples because you haven’t seen enough of her tits in her life. She’s like the old porno mag you keep hidden in your closet from when you were 15 that you still take out on special occasions because there’s this one picture that used to drive you nuts when then and you couldn’t let it go, it’s kinda like the closest thing you have to a girlfriend so I understand.

I used to have this fat, ugly, semi-retarded girl who I’d keep on the back burner for a bunch of years. Whenever I needed a good blowjob, I’d reach out to her and she was always willing. She was probably the girl I should have married, but she was far too ugly for me, but the blowjobs were good and sometimes when alone and sad and detoxing a blowjob from a fat chick with an eating disorder was what you needed, it was like she thought it was some kind of chocolate bar or some shit and she didn’t mind when I didn’t shower for weeks because she said it smelled like Salami and she fucking loved Salami.

Here are those Jessica Simpson nipples….to remind you that she’s the celebrity we want to see naked…none of this Vanessa Hudgens naked shit…which by the way are real and throw my theory that all young girls wax their vaginas. (yes that was me trying to do SEO because I figure why the fuck not, everyone else does it and I am tired of being the coolest blog that no one reads…cuddles)

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Michelle Trachtenberg’s Whore Lipstick of the Day

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So I didn’t give up on the Token Gay Blogger, even though he thought I did. I just overlooked this post of his for a day because I was out getting drunk and I like making people feel insecure about themselves, it usually keeps them on their toes to pump out stronger, better, faster posts that will actually make me famous. So I am still convinced the Gay Blogger is going to make all the difference for me, while Michelle Trachtenberg may be making all the difference for the Jewish girls she used to go to summer camp with….it gives them massive street cred at temple….

Here is his post:

So I was walking down the street today and I noticed there was a lot of traffic, which I thought was strange for the hour of the day. As I kept walking, I came to a crosswalk where there was this homeless guy, standing in the middle of the street directing traffic. Of course he was no good at it because he was homeless, which means he was drunk and/or high and/or crazy and he was causing all kinds of confusion. People were honking at him and screaming and just generally pissed off. But I thought â€œGood for you Homeless Guy! Grab life by the horns and go for it!â€? See, he couldâ€™ve been like every other homeless person and just sit on the sidewalk and ask for change or play a shitty guitar or paint a shitty painting but no, he wanted to be different so he just jumped in the middle of the road and directed traffic. He is an inspiration to us all.

Which brings me to Miss Tranchtenberg. See, she hasnâ€™t done much since she was on Buffy, sure was in a few episodes of Six Feet Under and a few shitty movies, but she is not doing all that much to separate herself from every other young starlet. So whatâ€™s her solution? Putting on whoreish red lipstick? Sorry, sweetheart, Xtina already did it (and she looked a trillion times better too). I think Michelle needs to take some lessons from our homeless friend and do something daring. So, Michelle, wipe off the whore lipstick and do something unexpected.

Like make a sequel to Harriet the Spy.

Smooch!

Julien

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Michelle Trachtenberg's Whore Lipstick of the Day

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So I didn’t give up on the Token Gay Blogger, even though he thought I did. I just overlooked this post of his for a day because I was out getting drunk and I like making people feel insecure about themselves, it usually keeps them on their toes to pump out stronger, better, faster posts that will actually make me famous. So I am still convinced the Gay Blogger is going to make all the difference for me, while Michelle Trachtenberg may be making all the difference for the Jewish girls she used to go to summer camp with….it gives them massive street cred at temple….

Here is his post:

So I was walking down the street today and I noticed there was a lot of traffic, which I thought was strange for the hour of the day. As I kept walking, I came to a crosswalk where there was this homeless guy, standing in the middle of the street directing traffic. Of course he was no good at it because he was homeless, which means he was drunk and/or high and/or crazy and he was causing all kinds of confusion. People were honking at him and screaming and just generally pissed off. But I thought “Good for you Homeless Guy! Grab life by the horns and go for it!” See, he could’ve been like every other homeless person and just sit on the sidewalk and ask for change or play a shitty guitar or paint a shitty painting but no, he wanted to be different so he just jumped in the middle of the road and directed traffic. He is an inspiration to us all.

Which brings me to Miss Tranchtenberg. See, she hasn’t done much since she was on Buffy, sure was in a few episodes of Six Feet Under and a few shitty movies, but she is not doing all that much to separate herself from every other young starlet. So what’s her solution? Putting on whoreish red lipstick? Sorry, sweetheart, Xtina already did it (and she looked a trillion times better too). I think Michelle needs to take some lessons from our homeless friend and do something daring. So, Michelle, wipe off the whore lipstick and do something unexpected.

Like make a sequel to Harriet the Spy.

Smooch!

Julien

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Duck Doctors of the Day

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I am not sure why I am posting this. There are no sluts. There are no homeless people. It’s just a video from a restaurant in China that I thought was fucking strange. To be served by men dressed like doctors seemed like some kind of weird sexual fetish and I was compelled to share it with the world. It’s not to say it’s good or funny or whatever, but I am sure you’ve jerked off to stranger things….so get going and think about how succulent and fatty that duck meat is or maybe you’re more into stuffing the meatless carcass like a turkey…even though it’s a duck because you’re crazy like that. This is some next level porn….Cuddles.

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Britney Spears and Cris Angel are Trash of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney with her Magician boyfriend who she is either keeping close incase her career bombs and she needs to pull a Pam Anderson and rely on being the slut in a Magician act, or because she’s lonely and likes the attention. It’s kinda her thing to let dudes use her to get themselves famous…even when they are magicians and for anyone who knows a Magician, they now the best thing to do is keep them as far away from their kids as possible because anyone with so little social skills that they need props to “wow” a room of 10 year olds, is someone who is probably just as likely to try to hide in the girls locker room of the elementary school to sneak a peak.

I got this email from a reader along with these pics of Spears and her Magic Man and figured I’d throw it up because it’s one of those too good to be true situations that I’ve never had because I suck at life and never get any breaks….

Subject: Sleazebag Christmas of the day

Here I was engaged in my usual 5pm routine of drinking cheap, shitty beer and wishing I was any other place besides sitting in front of my computer, when someone knocked on my door.

Reluctantly I got up, a little nervous about the fact that there was still a pretty thick cloud of chronic smoke in front of the door to my filthy, stinking, rathole apartment. Stealthfully, like a drunken ninja, I checked the peephole to see a strange looking guy holding two bottles of liquor. Seems legit to me.

So I opened the door and it turns out the dude is my new next door neighbor, offering to sell me a freshly thieved fifth of Jack for 5 bucks. Now I don’t know where you live, but here in Albuquerque, a bottle of Jack will run you about 20 bucks. WeÃre talking cheap ass liquor here, people. So IÃm fucking stoked. I nabbed the bottle and retreated into my cave to down a couple of shots. Yeah, pretty ghetto. But you gotta understand I live in a shitty-ass section 8 ex-PJ turned wannabe legit apartment complex. Just check out the fabulous google reviews: Copper Ridge Apartments

So naturally the next order of business is a cigarette back outside on my porch. The neighbor girl opens up her door and comes out, telling me she’s about to move and that sheÃs stopped taking her meds. I try to contain myself but instinctively I ask if she’s got anything she doesn’t want anymore. She’s like “oh yeah, hold on” and goes back into her apartment and produces two bottles of pills Ã± Valium and Ambien. Free of charge, folks. Truly, a Sleazebag Christmas in September…

I’m including these pictures of Britney and Cris Angel here because Britney, when Cris was busy magically cajooling underaged girls with tricks, he probably lived in an even bigger shit hole that I do.

Sincurrrly,

Sean O’Donnell
STEPbrother

As you sit at home practicing your card tricks because it’s your last hope in having any form of social interaction and the hope of possibly impressing a girl enough to have her bang you, I am going to post these pics cuz Britney has a short skirt on and with a short skirt comes endless possibilities beyond just airing out her stank vadge, and since I have no standards, I’d totally do her….

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