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2007

06

Sep

I am – Rachel Ray and Megan Good See Through Shirts of the Day

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So there’s nothing better than girls who don’t wear bras. I was walking down the street today and saw some bitch who thought she was on the set of Sex in the City, walking her dog in some kind of tube top party dress that exposed a lot of tit and the part that was covered was tight enough and thin enough for me to pretty much see her whole fucking tit. She wasn’t that hot, but the fact that she went in public that slutty without realizing she was being slutty made me happy.

I don’t know who Megan Good is, but she has amazing tits and I am glad she’s showing the to the world. I can’t really say the same thing for Rachel Ray because I know who she is and I don’t find anything worth talking about her, not ever the fact that she has more nipple than tit and that she’s built like the pile of dog shit I almost stepped on last night when drunk, but thank got I got my shit to together, a feeling anyone who has ever fucked her can’t really relate to…..

Here are the hot pics of Megan Good’s See Through Tits..

Here are the not hot pics of Rachel Ray, because to all thing good, we need a little to balance out the bad….and that’s what makes this post so emotionally stable. Cuddles


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Posted in:Megan Good|Nipples|Rachel Ray|See Through|Tits|Unsorted

2007

06

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures of the Day

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I just woke up. It is 3:15. I am a fucking bum and will never get ahead…Good thing I realized this a long fucking time ago. Reality is I got fucking drunk last night and recovery time is a lot longer than it used to be.

A while ago, I read Vanessa Hudgens from Highschool Musical had some racy pics hit the net that she took for her lame fucking boyfriend who is a fucking fag or a fag that a PR team is keeping in the closet, like these pictures are porn that a PR team is releasing to make bitch more famous.

The thought of all this makes me want to go to the local ice cream shop and watch teens in their high school uniform eating soft serve.

Here are the nudes – I don’t know how legit they are. But I do know she’s got bush and a woman with bush is a woman for me. I spent most of my night making bets with some asshole I was with as to whether the girls in the bar had bush or not, and if so how it was styled, but when we had to go up and ask to see how close we were to being right, we usually got ignored….I always figured the cast of highschool musical would be bald, I guess if she was in the bar last night, I woulda lost on that one…but if she was in the bar I was in…I probably could have just paid her 5 dollars to show me. I like to stick to classy joints.

UPDATE – HAD TO TAKE THE PICS DOWN CUZ OF HER LAWYERS…..FUCKING CUNT….

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the High School Musical 2 premiere in Australia because this shit is taking over the world like AIDS..


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Posted in:Bush|Naked|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

05

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent an hour watching some dude and his friend trying to move their couch out of the front door of their apartment building. They couldn’t figure out how to get through and I just stood there and watched like the asshole I am. Every time they got jammed in the corner or had the couch fall on their feet or crush their hands I’d laugh…I knew they weren’t seriously hurt but the fact that they couldn’t figure out that all they had to do was open the “double” door to make carrying out a joke, made laughing at them all make sense.

Either way, here are my links, because I can’t post everything on the internet, so I let other people do it for me. Cuddles

Tyra Banks looks like ET
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J.Lo Naked In a Movie Clip
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Dude with Rubber Legs Kick Boxing…..
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Conan’s Take on Kid’s Nation is “Babies on Cinderblocks”
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Bikes & Babes are Like You and Me…Meant to Be….
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Some Hot Fashion Show Video
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50 Cent Record Pre-Release Download Link….
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VBS and 50 Cent – Part 2
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Spike Jonze and Kanye West – Part 2
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Why Jump When You Can Dive…100 Meter Crash Video
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How Would You Rather…The College Girl Game
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Beowulf trailer with Angelina Jolie full frontal nude
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Some stupid fucking toy from the 50’s that made me laugh
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Nadia Hilton wants to show you her tits
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Some idiot super glues his hands to his cheeks
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Some hermaphrodite that can fuck themselves.
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The Mid West teen sex show
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Some video of Carmen elektra dancing and looking hott
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Maria Sharapove upskirt
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Megan Good see through top
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Keeley Hazell Zoo Magazine pictures
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An Example Why Corporate America is Like Nazi Germany…Southwest Airline Kicks a Bitch Off a Plane for Dressing Like a Whore
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Some chick masterbating and watching porn. Life imitating art, I tell ya.
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How to Ask for a Threesome
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Funny Couple of the Day
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Tommy Lee likes to fuck in public
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Backyard UFC fights
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Brad Pitt is an old fart
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Halle Berry vs Christina Aguilera
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Wrestling chick Christy Hemme naked pics, cause you are a loser who watches wrestling
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Amy Winehouse Performing Because She’s Going to Die Soon
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Kate, Raven and Misty are strip down
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Anetta Keys is your capitain
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Danielle Lloyd has clothes on for once. Her tits are still just as big
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Britney Spears isnt a child abuser afterall. Whoops
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Jude Law got arrested
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Some bitch is suing the dog that leona Helmsley left a bunch of money to. What the fuck is wrong with our world?
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown
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Girl Beats Up Some Pansy VIdeo
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Some drunk chick wipes out on a boat
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Some BMW neither you nor I will ever be able to afford
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I wanna Bang Elle Macpherson at some Event
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Madonna and Elton John end their bitch fight
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Jerry O’Connell loves Fergie
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Funny Survivor Audition Tape
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Whoopi Goldberg defends dog fighting
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Drew Barrymore makes out with the guy from Die Hard 4
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Kate Moss’ new boyfriend is just as ugly as Pete Doherty, but at least he’s not a crackhead
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Owen Wilson’s family hates Kate Hudson
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Taylor Twins Fucking Around on Bunk Beds in their Underwear to Try To Convince you They are Just a Group of Teens…
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R Kelly’s trial for child porn is delayed again
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Nicole Kidman was engaged to Lenny Kravitz
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The Transformer Dress is Fucking Cool and Shows Me Tits
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Jessica Biel in a latex cat suit
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And the photoshop award of the week goes to….
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Eating disorders are funny, and even more funny when celebrities have them
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Claire Danes is Surprised I am Linking To Her…Since She’s Uselss
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage
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Some Little Kid Break Dancing
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Who the Hell are the Marchant twins? Who cares, they are half naked
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Drew Barrymore Making Out With the Kid From Dodgeball
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Cop Gets Arrested for Jerking Off on Camera in a Cell
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Some Peeping Tom Sues The Police to Get his Porn Back
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Candice Swanepoel is Some Hot Slut in Lingerie
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Oral Sex Snorkel
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Dwarf With One Leg Sings – Piano Man by Billy Joel
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This Girl Should Have Thought Things Through Before Letting Her Bf Take These Pics
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Watch the Sean O’Donnell Show Because He Reads My Site…
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Bethany Love Gets Creative with Cucumbers….If you know what I mean….
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Kate Beckinsale Gettin’ Punk’d
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The Dude Who Directed Speed Got a Sex Change
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Some Dude’s Sex Tape That He Made With His Chick on Webcam was Leaked to the Internet (NSFW)
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Lookin Good Sweetheart in Her Socks
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Dita Von Tease Topless Picture Action
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Some Weird Girl With Tattoos and Fake Blood Make-Up Naked
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Some Budapest Porn Slut With Big Fake Tits Scores a 78
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Find Pussy in You Hometown….
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Use This Spray to Get Laid with the Pussy You Find in Your Hometown
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2007

05

Sep

I am – Hilary Duff Does Montreal of the Day

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So I was told that Hilary Duff was in town and I wasn’t about to try to go to her concert because I don’t give a fuck about her, but I did find out where the after party she was probably getting paid big money for was and decided I should try to get some exclusive content because maybe that will make me famous…I guess I could have tried to rape and kidnap her too, I would have been on the news and shit, but I am too pussy to actually do that kind of thing…and I don’t have a car and trying to walk home with some famous bitch you’ve just kidnaped is a good way to get caught. So I email the promoter with some bullshit about how the site is number 1 in montreal, which it was according to the shitty local paper, even though I rigged the results, it still counts to me because they printed it….Bitch tells me that I am in, I tell her that I look homeless and that her shitty club has rejected me a few other times like when Christina Aguilera was there and when some other lame celebrities were there….but Bitch assures me that there will be no problem at all….

Anyway, I get to the event, showered, thinking it will improve my chances, but the bouncer doesn’t want to let me in, I was never on the list and I don’t belong there. I talk my way to getting into the doors and in front of a door girl and I show her my camera saying I am here to take pictures for National Enquirer, now I only have a beat up broken point and shoot I borrowed from my neighbor, and bitch bites, telling me to stay away from the actual party and to stay in the corner where no one can see me…..

I buy a really expensive drink by a pornstar looking bar maid and I wait for Hilary Duff to show up, I have no idea what the deal with the night is, I am just running off some tip someone gave me. I am standing in the middle of the area where no one can see me, and all of a sudden I get thrown out of the way by some huge body guard, I look to see what’s up and there’s Hilary Duff, looking small, haggard and beat up, giggling with her entourage….

I wait around thinking she’s going to get on stage or some shit, but nothing. I listened to some DJ who was trying to be DJ AM, but couldn’t mix for shit and was stuck listening to a bad 80, 90s and Today dance mix that made me want to kill myself or at least for one of the metrosexuals drinking champagne to slip some roofies in my drink to make the site a little more of a success….

A group of 4 people got on stage and started to do some kind of hip hop dance routines. I figured they were locals trying to get noticed by Duff because she was in the room. The bitches were in short skirts and were too fat to be famous, but I figured we’re all allowed to dream and sat and watched as their skirts rode high, asses exposed and dance…then I realized that we were watching Hilary Duff’s fat back-up dancers in all their gayness and I turned on my shitty camera. I somehow managed to miss all the ass shots, I even saw one of the girl’s cunt, because she bent over and her underwear was moved to the side and by the time I realized that that was the main show, it was over.

I chatted up some photographer who was there, tried to convince him to give me his pics, because as the dancers were dancing, Hilary Duff was pretending to DJ her own song that they were dancing to and I missed all the Hilary Duff action…when it all ended Hilary Duff walked by me again, with her entourage and bouncers, and I didn’t have a chance to slip her the love note I had written her, because I figured creeping her out was the best way into her life….

This is the love letter I wrote her:

Dear Hilary,

I know you don’t know me, but I know you. I write about you whenever your nipples are hard, your shorts are too short, your bikini too wet, your panties exposed, or any other embarrassing things you’ve been caught doing on camera. I have even coined you and your sister as the Duffgusting sisters. I know you don’t know me or what I do because only 5 people read my site, but despite thinking you are ugly and talentless and confused as to why you’re more famous than the hotter, tighter, better singer neighbor of mine, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

I think together you could really find happiness and through artificial insemination, because my dick doesn’t work, I could find a solid retirement plan.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here is the video footage of the dancers:

Here are pictures of her Montreal show, that I ripped off of some girls facebook, because stealing from Hilary Duff fans is like stealing candy from a baby….


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Posted in:Ass|Dancers|Hilary Duff|Montreal|Performs|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepSTALKER|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

05

Sep

I am – Daveigh Chase Bikini Pictures of the Day

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These are some pictures of Daveigh Chase, some 17 year old child star who is going through her slut phase in hopes of getting more work.

I didn’t know whether posting these was a good idea or not, because I have a feeling that you are a sex offender and that this may put you over the edge and make you do things I don’t want you to do. But reality is that this girl is 17 and in a bikini, it’s not like she’s sitting out with her vagina exposed giving herself a diddle, which is something you’d probably want to do, because that’s just the kind of guy you are. So that’s why I am posting it.

Reality is that the difference between 17 and 18 is barely there. 17 year olds go to bars, party, get drunk, get naked, have blowjob parties and all the same shit their 18 year old friends are doing. That invisible line that is defined by their birthdays is irrelevant and the reason why it’s no illegal to hook up with one in Canada, but you Americans are missing out on all the fun with the risk of Jail and all that shit that comes with hooking up with one. I am not saying that you should all pack your bags and move to Canada to park outside highschools to offer girls a lift home, but I am saying that if you were in Canada, that’s probably what you would be doing, if you weren’t too scared to leave your mom’s basement, which I highly doubt you’d ever have the confidence to do. It’s so warm and comforting to have you bed made everyday and your laundry done and folded for you and there’s always food in the fridge…why would you ever want to leave. Sure some people call you a loser, but they are just jealous with how good you’ve got it, and girls probably won’t want to bang you, but I don’t know if you should be so quick to blame your living situation, I am sure it has more to do with the fact that you’re just a loser in all facets of your life.

Here are those Daveigh Chase bikini pics, you fucking pervert.


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2007

05

Sep

I am -Dancing Girls at the Mall of the Day

So my friend from the park went out and got this funny video of girls dancing in the mall, I don’t find it all that hot, because I like my women a lot more haggard, but Harley is a pervert and this is what he had to say:

These are some high school girls dancing at a local mall. You care because you hate women and yourself, and the idea of pretty teenage girls being unknowingly caught on film and posted on the internet kind of gets you off. That’s why you have a boner right now, even though they’re wearing clothes,

I care because when I was their age, girls never paid any attention to me — especially the pretty ones. In fact, the only girl who did was the school skank that I lost my virginity to, and she paid attention to anyone that her daddy would hate. The whole time we dated, she was still banging her 18-year-old ex who drove a Mustang. I put up with it because I have no car, a small penis, low self-esteem. Coincidentally, those are the same reasons why she dumped me.

Anyway, a couple years later, I heard that someone walked in on her, her dog, and a jar of peanut butter. Even though that’s a played out urban legend, I believe it because the memory of her makes me feel worse about myself than I normally do.

Snuggles,
Harley Houston

Posted in:stepDAYDREAM|stepMOVIES|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

05

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson at LAX of the Day

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Apparently this is Jessica Simpson arriving from who knows where at LAX yesterday. She looks happy and well rested, so I’m gonna say she just came from vacation, which really makes me laugh because she doesn’t act anymore (and we all know that was hardly acting) and she doesn’t sing anymore (and come on, that was barely singing) so i’m not sure what exactly she was taking a vacation from. She is filthy rich to boot, which pretty much makes her whole god damned life vacation.

I don’t think she is going anywhere by any means though. She’s found her cozy spot among the famous-for-nothing celebrity starlets of today, and she has dug her heels in the sand. And I’m sure they’ll keep inviting her to all the awards shows etc. cause they feel sorry for her, kind of like when your best friend has a retarded sibling and they have to include them in everything you guys do. They may say stupid things and not have a brain inside their head, but in the end it’s not their fault and I guess they deserve to play with the big kids as much as everyone else.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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2007

05

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Bikini Pics of the Day

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I had a friend when I was a kid who had a Hot Mom and all the neighborhood kids were always at their place. I liked to hang there because had cable TV and sofas in the living room, things that were strange and exotic compared to my family life at home, but I’m pretty sure all the little boys that frequented their house did so because it made them feel funny in their swimsuit areas.

It was like whatever was happening in those boys pants at the time completely outshone the fact that this was a grown women who was the mother of one of your friends and ran the PTA board at school.

The Friends of Pam Anderson’s kids are lucky though, because their bubble hasn’t ben busted yet, and they don’t know about sex tapes, and STDs and ugly ass Tommy Lee and his horse cock. You on the other hand do, yet still go to sleep at night hoping that Pammy will fly in through your window and take your virginity, because god knows no one else will.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Pamela Anderson|Tits|Unsorted

2007

04

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I find these stepLINK pictures randomly and I constantly get emails demanding I link to the source. Reality is that their is no source, they just kinda show up on my computer and I throw them up. I have been contacted once or twice by girls whose pictures I had put up, usually of them in compromising positions. They are embarrassed, call me a pervert who stalks myspace profiles and I take the pictures down and they get over it. I usually get surprised when that happens since I have about 2 readers.

I remember one night I went out with stepSTEVE and got wasted at some dive. There was a group of girls there who we chatted up and I ended up licking one of their tits. I posted the pictures on here, they had no idea who I was, but got an email 2 days later because someone they knew read the site, saw the post and thought it was funny. Turned out the girls were underage and were threatening to send me to jail so I took the shit down….

Today I was emailed by a concerned parent, who said that the boy in yesterday’s picture, who is getting his nipple licked looks like her daughter’s boyfriend and is going to have some serious explaining to do. I don’t now whether a mom reading the site takes away my street cred, but it’s pretty fucking funny knowing that I got some punk kid busted being bad by his girlfriends mom. I guess next time he’ll say no to the fat bitch who is trying to eat his nipple.

I guess the point of all this is to say, if you know anyone in the pictures I post, don’t email them to let them know, keep it to yourself, it’ll be our little secret.

Here are today’s links.

Keira Knightly at an Event Barely Covering her Tits
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Guess the Celebrity Thong
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Here’s an Extreme Expose on WWE’s Layla in her Underwear Lookin’ Hot
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VBS Meets Up with 50 Cent – Part 1 Video
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Spike Jonze Spends Saturday with Kayne West- Part 1 Video
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Drunken Brooke Burke for the Camera
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Erin Naas Is a Sexy Single in Her Bikini Video
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Anne Marie Lytle is Some Hot Chick in Her Underwear Video
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Naked Chick Gropes a Cop
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Dude Gets Scrubbed Down at Bikini Car Wash
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Some Chick Named Sister Patterson has Huge Cans
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Dude Finds Out His Girlfriend is a Slut on the Radio
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Dina Lohan is one classy broad
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Girls Down Under Present Awesome Blossom
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Owen Wilson isn’t dead yet
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Drunk Woman Molests a Young Guy
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Some rookie idiot crashes helicopter – VIDEO
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Evan Rachel Wood gets naked in her new movie
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Jenna Hawkins in Men’s Style Magazine
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Romainian guy sets himself on fire – VIDEO
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Krystal Forscutt is almost naked
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Some Dude Named Zach Galifianakis is Supposed to Be Funny
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A Whole Lot of Ice T’s Wife Coco’s Ass
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Nicky Hilton black see through dress
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Celebrity cleavage showdown
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Charlize Theron in a Sheer Top
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Some Bitch Named Toffany Giving a Lap Dance
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Brad Pitt Fan Attack Video
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This bug is disgusting
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Getting a leg up in porn
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Old Man Takes Out a Punk
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Some slut plays with her tits
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Kim Karsishian denies getting peed on
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Hanna Hilton and her big cans
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Paris Hilton wants to get knocked up
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J-HO on the set of her new video
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Lohan is poor and begging everyone for money
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Jordan and her friend have naked backyard fun
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The Hollyoaks Cast in Bathing Suits Calendar
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More Pics of Hayden Panettiere looking like an aging cougar
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Some Jessica Simpson Shows off Her Legs…
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Halle Berry is knocked up
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Jerry Lewis Says Illiterate Faggot During a Telethon…
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Christina Ricci is Scaring Me in this Picture
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Charlize Theron is hot
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Christina Aguilera looking fine. Some of them are old, but you don’t care, so neither do I
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Some Britney New Single Action….The Soundtrack For Your Masturbation
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Some Crazy Accident Photo Gallery
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The Rad Girls Wax Their Boxes…Cuz They Are Amazing
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Jade Jagger Smoke Pot With Her Daughter
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These Guys Will Give Lohan 250k but won’t give me shit for linking to their story..
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These 2 ABC News Anchors Laugh at Owen Wilson Killin Himself
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Girl Gets Naked Dirty With a Dildo On Photobucket via Rogue…
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Some Lesbian Cam Girl’s Photobucket with Nudity
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A Dirty Mom Puts Up Pics of Her Pussy and Her Sucking Dick in Photobucket – via Rogue
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart With the Biggest Asshole Ever on Photobucket via Rogue
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart on Photobucket via Rogue
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Gladys Shows Off Her Box on Photobucket via Rogue
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Anorexic Photobucket Bitch You Love
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stepTHROWBACK Picture of the Day
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Some 100 Pound Goth Chick Dildos Herself – NSFW
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Use This Spray To Get Laid…Without it You Will Remain a loser…
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2007

04

Sep

I am – Eva Longoria Bikini Ass Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria in a bikini that you’ve all seen already, but I am posting because that’s how I do things. I am not the fastest or the most thorough, but I got shit to do like try to convince girls to get naked on webcam or household shit like sit in the pile of dirty laundry including my wife’s shit stained underwear that is sprawled all over the fucking apartment….if you looked at it you’d think we were some kind of rich family, but reality is my wife gets her underwear at the second hand clothing store….since she’s huge she takes 2 pairs and doubles them up as one by sewing them togehter….

I was at a party this weekend and it was daytime outdoor shit filled with crackheads who were on a three day bender going strong…amongst them was a girl with a raped looking face covered in welts walking around in a pair of polka dot booty shorts, that were riding so high up her box I could practically see her anus. I pulled out my camera to try and stepTV the shit, because I never see chicks in bikinis in person and I never see crackwhores without pants on for free, it usually costs 5 dollars for that shit….unfortunately, she was with two crazy meth driven homeless looking dudes with a dog who didn’t like what I was doing and got all in my face jacked on crank and they got in the way of my stepTV magic…

I really don’t have much to say other than I like the way Longoria’s pussy hangs, I love that she bends over for the camera, I just hate her fucking rat face, but who cares what I think, I am not an authority on this shit….I am just some pervert with a shitty website no one reads….

The Close-Up Shots…


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