Here’s a video of Kendall Jenner cock teasing harder than she’s ever attempted to cock tease which is pretty hard because she learned it from her dad, mother, half sister and everyone in her life that taught her what whoring is….
This is better than any of her nudes, any of her tit flashes, any of her nipples for high fashion or bikini / panty pics…better than any of her Calvins…
Whether it is terrible acting or not, Kendall Jenner falling off a bike is her most erotic work to date because it could have gone terribly wrong…and she could have been mutilated, noting her family plastic surgeon wouldn’t be able to fix…or better yet…paralyzed.
I find Gigi Hadid and overrated, muppet faced, now more than ever thanks to the face injections she’s had to attempt to be a naturally hot and current look, that just makes her look like a tranny, or 45 year old divorcee done up for her daughter’s prom….all medicated…
She is zero on the scale of compelling or interesting, but she did go to SPACE for Harper’s Bazaar…
It is safe to say that it’s too bad they didn’t have issues, a little mission control problem, maybe an alien attack…it’s always the good astronauts who die too soon, while this bitch is just mocking them, being playful and useless…because that is what she is…useless..like garbage…rich garbage the people like for some reason…I call PR and scams…
The worst. Unfortunately nerds love everything space…
I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram….
I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren…
She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”….
And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody…
So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can..
I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl.
It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick.
Rat Cow is so important that she gets into a magazine’s editorial video – as long as the brand that stupidly hired her to be their face – since only dudes who jerk off to big tits follow her bullshit social media – because she can pretend to be a feminist whether she knows what the word means or not – but she’s just a titty model who relies on her tits and even this video is based on her tits…
At the time of posting, it had 5,000 views, are you fucking kidding me, it’s Elle Magazine, their official youtube, that has been pushed on their shit…and that DKNY probably paid 100k to produce and 5,000 people care, because Em Rat Cow is a lie, she’s a scam, she’s garbage but she’s got great tits….and that’s what is important…
She’s bird faced….but those tits…never get old even when she does…
I am still laughing that shit only had 5,000 views on Elle Magazine’s youtube…that has 90k subscribers after being posted for 6 days….and that DKNY paid 100k or more for…that’s hilarious to me….
Influencer…sure she is…haha…jokers…I repeat….Elle magazine DKNY ad, presented as an interview with Em Rat Cow, but that is an ad they paid for, posted 6 days ago, pushed to their channel, 5,000 views…and BITCH is half naked in it….proving NO ONE cares about her and her rat cow face…but those tits…
This wasn’t even shot for Elle, it was shot on the day they did the campaign….SCAM….What a garbage bitch…scamming
Shakira released a new sex tape, which is in the form of a music video for the international / Spanish market that created her…and allowed her to have American success with her breasts that are small and humble that she didn’t want you to confuse for mountains….
It’s not an actual Sex Tape but rather a Music video, but her fans are so passionate about her and find her so hot that I think more people will jerk off to this than most porns…she’s just that kind of girl….
Sure she’s a mom, and this isn’t erotic, but she’s one of those loved and celebrated…she let her be loved and celebrated….by trying to jerk off to this…that’s how you are supposed to show all girls they are love and celebrated…but it may get you arrested if you do it when they don’t know who you are and they are sitting on a park bench across from you though
The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids….
So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still..
Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one.
Katy Perry’s music video has 27 million views…in 2-3 days of it being live…
That is fucking absurd….
The highlight of her video, is her being rubbed down with flour, by men dressed like chefs…while wearing some sort of leotard….It’s some human as food fetish video, which I guess Katy Perry’s existent has been a fetish across the board…from Kissing a Girl to whatever else she’s been involved in…
I figure there’s been at least on porno based on this weirdness, I used to know some girl who would do naked Sushi at bachelor parties, I figure this is up on that….
I just find it weird because she’s not hot, she’s not very good, her body is dumpy and she’s now old…
NOT TO mention, her music isn’e even good, it’s not even catchy….the lyrics are dumb, who the fuck is listening to this getting down and singing along random irrelevant words about cooking….I am not about to analyze the shit, I just know it’s bad…but America likes bad, they like familiar, and here she is – still making money…
27 million views on such a dumb song…crazy…she’s tolling us and winning….but I guess it’s pretty pornographic….glad the kids are watching it.
