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2021

Feb

Shay Mitchell’s Butt Shot of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own hero, you know fighting the good fight for us down in LA where she does embarrassing shit like this:

All while winning at life because she got cast on a very popular show with BENSON when instagram first went viral, securing them millions of followers because they were “it girls” at the time and that’s worked out nicely for Shay, because like most Canadians she’s smart enough to see the fucking opportunity and cash in…
So along with being an actress to maintain her celebrity, she’s launched multiple brands, she’s published teen books she’ll turn into movies or tv series, she’s doing power moves and it’s all thanks to being some rich kid from a rich area…who built off that…and I support smart moves when they still produce slutty content despite being a mom…even though I know famous Canadians are the fucking worst because they think they are so important for their bullshit forgetting that real life shouldn’t give a fuck about your social media following, but I guess it does, just not to me…so stop ignoring me at the IGLOO party behind the ICE wall we Canadians go to every year for our ration of communist maple syrup and free healthcare….you mom fuck.

This post was about her ass in leggings…but it’s also about her bikini….Keep the hustle alive you mom fuck…

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2021

Feb

Brighton and Saxon Sharbino in Bikini of the Day

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The Sharbino sisters are two actresses I had no idea existed and whether that’s a good or bad thing is irrelevant, I mean even the actors I know exist, I tend to forget exist, because I don’t have a celebrity fetish, they typically always disappoint me, their selling their souls or their parents’ selling their souls to a horrible industry that I feel has destroyed the core of humanity and made us into these content consuming materialistic consumers that idolize fucking losers because they have more mainstream success, or an audience….so we’ve got a society of idiots scrambling to be liked and follows for their own taste…and movies as a whole are just designed for profit and lack any level of increasing or elevating the higher consciousness of man…it’s just dumb smut fodder to distract and anyone part of that is the fucking worst..

That said, these sisters are in bikinis posting to gether…one named Brighton who is an 18 year old from AMC’s the Walking Dead…a show I’ve never seen…the other Saxon becuase the parents needed those hip and marketable names is the older one who has been in basically nothing of value besides these bikini pics…but at least they’re trying…

I mean incest porn is at an all time high, but even before all that dudes were ALWAYS drawn to hot sisters, and dudes have always wanted threesomes with hot sisters, or to watch hot sisters masturbate together since genetically they are basically the same person so it’s not incest…I know dudes who have fucked one sister, then dated the other sister, and any time I’ve met a sister of a girl I am boning, I’ve been more interested in the sister, just to compare their pussies…it’s a whole elaborate thing…but sister fetishes are real…and this is for that…

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2021

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Unfortunately, when you don’t have the chops or what it takes to be a top half naked influencer on the internet, whether a mainstream one who gets all the jobs from the brands like CULPO…..or a more slutty one who gets all that FAN SUBSCRIPTION MONEY who doesn’t need those brand deals to make stupid money….YOU NEED TO FIND AN ANGLE…

It’s just the way life works, not everyone can be a top player, but that doesn’t mean others can’t play the game…it’s like this site, it will never be a legitimate brand friendly site like BarStool or whoever the big guys are, it’s just destined to be obscure as fuck, even if I do the same kind of thing of updating posts for people, it will never be that billion dollar success story…but there are a solid 10 people who check it out, so I get to pretend I am a media company for them…while making no money….because I am an idiot not money motivated who does this because it’s become what I do…

So those girls who can’t be top. influencers, who can’t be top nude sex workers, but still want to go through the process, find obscure places to produce content for, and weed is one of them….it’s a big industry, it will be legal finally, as it should, because it is barely a drug…and those weed brands that can’t advertise on FB and GOOGLE need options, so if you’re not the hottest, if you look like you smoke weed, you can pose with weed and the weed fanatics will be sucked into it…and you can survive like a real instagrammer pushing weed instead of skinny tea…

So these are some of those racy weed girls being awesome…even if some don’t look so awesome…at least they are having fun getting naked online as they fucking should….it’s better than looking like a muppet fuck like those mainstream sluts….so here’s WEED WEDNESDAY BABES…

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2021

Feb

Olivia Munn’s Overrated Midget Legs in Leggings of the Day

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I saw this picture of Olivia Munn, who I’ve been pretty consistent on calling a scam since before she was an “actress”…it was pretty obvious back when she was a TV HOST on a nerd TV show where she spoke NERD speak and I knew the nerds had no fucking chance…

You can’t expect a nerd to be able to decipher a fake fuck taking advantage of their naivety, or their hopefulness that she was legit into their nerd things, when really she just wanted nerd followers to help her get cast in nerd movies, that needed a way to market to the nerds….

She’s pretty fucking evil….that was before her trying to take out Brett Ratner for MeToo shit…and before she flew to Montreal to train with the XMEN trainer so that the media would report her being in XMEN….so that the billionaire behind XMEN…SIMON something…would fold and cast her…DEEP DESPERATION…he didn’t end up casting her…

So when I see her short legs, midget legs, it’s just something else to hate about the old bitch…who is cocky enough to think her midget legs are cute enough to be in leggings without heels on, because she’s clearly not even bothering trying knowing she’s got all the NERDS by the BALLS.

In the event you’re on Twitter, and you’re seeing the Trey Songs sex tape trending that I won’t be posting here, but that I will LINK TO as everyone is reposting it, despite us living in a MeToo world where that would be seen as revenge porn, or mean, or bullying, or “don’t post the dick sucking videos”…or terrorism….but I guess they only react negatively to reposting sex tapes if the girl kills herself in it…but yeah….Olivia’s legs may be shorter than his dick…

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2021

Feb

Jenna Dewan in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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The other day I saw that Jenna Dewan had a NIPPLE / TITTY FLASH in outtakes for what I assume is this Women’s Health Shoot , but you can never be too sure…I didn’t bother posting it, because who gives the fuck about Jenna Dewan’s old dancer titty, whether it was good enough for Channing Tatum or not…

I do know that my only Jenna Dewan story came from some random dude I met who claimed to have been Channing Tatum’s agent back in the day, he had since retired and was in Canada at the dive bar I was drinking out….he smelled homeless so it could have been a lie…but a very elaborate and weird lie so I’ll just take it as fact…

He said that when he’d drop off scripts for Channing, he’d obviously take it to his house, as celebrities are coddled babies who need to be tended to…

He said that when he’s get there, they’d be naked, meaning Channing and Jenna and they’d spend the time with the guy I met, trying to convince him to get naked…whether it was for fuck or not, who knows, maybe they are just nudists…but even after knowing that, I didn’t give a fuck about seeing the dancer wife naked, because who cares…

She’s now 40, a mom of 2 and I still have no interest in seeing her naked, even though dancers are great fucks, thanks to the fitness, endurance, stamina and the muscle memory needed to get their fuck on…so on that level she’s hot, knowing she’s a good fuck…

But this shoot is just straight awkward…pantsless and awkward…and if she’s not showing cunt while being a nudist, I pretty much hate her for it….so I post this with ANGER in my soul…

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2021

Feb

Ashley Benson Braless of the Day

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Ashley Benson is out with her tits out…which I guess is good news because the only good thing I know about Ashley Benson is that she was the big sloppy tit girl from a show I’ve never seen, but a show that was very popular, so it put her on the map and on Instagram to be FOREVER followed by her audience..

She’s been working out, but still has tits, tits that are not wearing a bra but that are in a sheer top so that you can see your tits which is how you’d want any bitch who you don’t fuck to dress when they are out in public, you know so you can see her tits…

I don’t really find Benson to be anything special, not that hot, her whole lesbianism with Cara Delevingne didn’t give me lesbian fantasies, if anything I felt like ti would smell like unshowered overrated pussy discharge…but that’s just me…

She’s back on the dick…as fake lesbians or people who get rooked in by predators trying to ride their fame…in a one night went a little too wild in the mutual masturbation so we touched each other and the next thing we know, we’re a fake lesbian relationship….not that I care about the inner workings of her lesbianism…I’m here for the tits…to leave kind and encouraging words for the tits…because more of this is a good tactic….keep showing the tits…

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2021

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The pussy print, or the frontal wedgie, or the cameltoe or the “that pussy so fat it keeps eating all your damn pants”…is a pretty popular thing right now…and I’m very into it…because I’ve always stared at a woman’s pussy area when we meet to make sure she’s not rocking a dick…you know basic measures to stay straight…and not get duped by some tranny cross dresser…as an alcoholic who has spent time in some of the worst bars the accidental dick hasn’t happened to me…but has happened because trannies have been around forever…long before they were a trending hashtag and Hollywood decided to legitimize them as anything more than mental health issues…

The point being, for a generation of women, who now need to compete with men living out life as women, whether in sports, or in sex, because the more tranny is normalized, the more pervert dudes will think it’s straight to fuck a tranny, and the less they’ll bother with women, cuz women are bitches, while men playing women, also a tale as old as time, I mean tribes used to send a dude out with their warriors who dressed as a woman for them to fuck….so women need to scramble, band together, be pussy empowered and show the world they have cunt…even though trannies can buy tuck inserts that give this same effect…

MEANING…there’s no knowing if these pussy wedgies are real pussy or not…but we’ll pretend they are…because that’s the trend…from Kendall to Jesus freak hailey Beiber…girls are putting their pussies out there through their pants…and as someone into pussy and trying to decipher a pussy through its pants..that’s brilliant…

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2021

Feb

Salma Hayek Titty Float of the Day

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Salma Hayek posted this titty shot the other day, I didn’t post it, but figured I will now because Salma’s tits are iconic to perverts like me…

Not just because she’s the billionaire’s wife who I am sure was rich as shit before she landed the billionaire, I mean she’s a huge fucking star straight from Mexico, meaning she was likely rich as shit in Mexico in the first place, which allowed her the luxury of getting into the whole acting thing, where her tits mesmerized the American producers to think “We need some of that over here state side”…so I figure she started rich, got richer, with her big celebrity became the trophy wife to some way richer dude who owns all the Luxury Brands thanks to his dad….but because her tits have been big for over 20 years, in our lives for over 25 years…meaning these are some old tits…54 year old tits…which are typically TOO old tits…but in this case…are just great big Salma Hayek tits..

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2021

Feb

Rowan Blanchard Lingerie of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some mousey looking Disney Kid with millions of followers on instagram doing something the investigative journalists should look into because it’s a bit too common of a trend for these Disney kids turned naughty, but in an era where everyone gets naked or half naked on instagram, posting things that they’d struggle to send to dudes they were fucking for the fear of it getting out there, on their social media for everyone to see…to get those likes and follows..it’s all so silly…

But yeah, the journalists should see if this is something that Disney gets them all ready for at 17 or 18, so that by 18 they have their “Slutty” rebrand…like Miley, Lohan, Bella Thorne, there’s SO many instances of it….

But she could just be a young girl being young in an era of hip, woke, sexual, because it’s a weird sexual revolution, at least in content for people to jack off to, because other studies say that kids aren’t even fucking each other, they are just producing content like this for each other, and I wouldn’t know…

I just know a Disney Kid at 18 posting a titty grab pic because she identifies lesbian or something silly would never happen in the past, but happens now, and whether you like Rowan or not, whether you think she looks like an awkward boy in drag or not, she’s putting good stuff out there to inspire 5.3 ,million people to get on the trend too….we need as many nudes as possible…

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2021

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I say this every Wednesday, because if I didn’t, how would you know and my post would be…

Workout Wednesday You know the drill..

But I like to assume that no one has ever been to this website, because based on everything, it’s safe to assume that no one has been to this website, so I like to give long winded boring backstories you know to filter out anyone who is into the content on the site but wants good editorial to get rooked into the site….you know because being irrelevant and invisible is the new being relevant…

So the backstory is, I wanted to post sluts working out slutty, it evolved to sluts who work out, or who think they are fit, posting nudes of their gains, or their workout bodies, when REALLY I am here to see you being a slut in the gym…there’s just more girls who think they are fit getting naked…than girls doing squats naked…and that’s because GYMS ARE OPPRESSIVE and don’t let women produce the nude content they want for hygiene purposes, no nudity in the gym unless you’re fucking the trainer, SEX WORKERS of the internet discrimination…

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