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2021

02

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I start my Tiny Tits post the way I start my Full Back Panty post, with a “Tiny Tits are People Too”….which is my way of saying ALL TITS MATTER….or some it’s not the size of the tit by the motion of the ocean…or maybe a little Just Cuz They Are Small Doesn’t Mean they Aren’t Good….

I am not a disciminater against small tits, I am actually a small tit fetishist, because small tits come with small pussies, or tighter bodies, while Big tits are just a roll of a dice in sloppy…

I am not against big sloppy tits…but since I appreciate all tits…big and small….and big tits get all the glory and give girls a complex that their small tits suck…so many small tits have been violently murdered for the sake of big tits through surgeries and that is WRONG.

EMBRACE your small tits…

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2021

02

Feb

Alex Daddario’s Getting Poked of the Day

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Alex Daddario is some overrated set of tits, I think she’s one of the most searched celebrity tits on the internet, which is funny, since she barely works and when she does she can barely act, but luckily she was a rich kid growing up and could afford the luxuries of moving to LA to suck the right dick, or at least use her tits to get noticed enough to get cast…and that doesn’t make her a bad person, I just know that typically people drawn to being celebrities are the worst fucking people, but that’s a matter of opinion…most people get so excited when they meet celebs, they get on their tour buses, suck their dicks and 10 years later try to throw them under the bus through tweets about how they were inappropriate…because people are inapproprite…not that Daddario raped anyone but her face, while getting more prick’s than a casting call during whatever kind of weirdo facial this is…

I am posting this because I know there’s an acupuncture fetish out there…

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2021

02

Feb

Nina Dobrev Bikini Clickbait of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is not some life changing celebrity, but are any celebs really life changing….she is however a beacon of hope to all the Eastern Europeans stuck in communism, that you can use Canada as a loophole to buy citizenship, get work as an actress that gets the attention of casting directors in the USA, to pull you down there, give you that work visa and allow you to exist amongst the stars…

I don’t think she’s been in anything since her Vampire show that was a huge hit, but thanks to social media, where she’s posting clickbait for attention or clout, to keep the dream alive….and this is that clickbait…

I think that she’s a nice reminder that when a bitch is old, washed up, tired, over and done with the whole celebrity thing….she can still find love…but that’s not the reminder, the reminder is that she’s a beacon of hope for all the ginger losers out there, that love will conquer all, and despite a life of being teased, you could end up with a babe like Nina, so long as you’re a bilionaire snowboarder…

Like Rosie Hungtington before her, who gave hope to bald men that if they were action stars, they’d get a model too….only this one’s for you gingers…just get that snowboard, start doing those tricks, get shares of Gopro before it hit, and CASH the fuck in….as an American hero…and you TOO will get the CATCH of the litter…or whatever the fuck that expression is.

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2021

02

Feb

The Most Important Video You’ll See Today of the Day

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This is some weird shit coming out of what must be a space ship…or maybe just the internet…a place that I was only drawn to in the 90s for the level of weridos that were on it…the whole mainstreamification of the internet has been a pretty depressing thing and I am like the old timer reflecting on the glory days but the good news is that there’s still fucking weirdos…

This video is featuring a Pug…and as a pug lover…I had no choice but to deliver this insanity…

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2021

02

Feb

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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With the internet being a whole pile of bullshit…as all these clout chasing aspiring instagram girls are trying to be their hottest…when the majority of these girls trying to be the hot on instagram girls aren’t even the hot girls…actual hot girls are usually less insecure than that and are busy living their hot lives that they don’t need to spend their days trying to game the fucking system in the most obvious ways….all these motherfuckers trying to get their muppet faces out there…all thanks to the Kardashians leading this ugly girl trend…

SO these ratios may not be AUTHENTIC ratios, as every one of these ugly girls trying to be hot girls spend hours photoshopping themselves, or their AVATAR they pass off as themselves, since their fake internet life offsets their shitty real life….and they hope their fake internet life becomes their real life…like a cinderella story…of “life could be so simple, if the internet treatment trickles down into real life, because you can fake it til you make it”….

But they are still ratios and a waistline is a scientifically proven sign of attractiveness, that all those square bitches don’t get to partake in….so let’s look at some RATIOS…whether they are real or not doesn’t matter…they happened….and the nice thing about ratio is that you can get a whole mix of body types that have ratio…skinny bitches with ratio…fat bitches with ratio…it keeps things interesting…just NO SQUARE BOXY BITCHES allowed….those trans fucks.

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2021

02

Feb

Malu Trevejo Got her Tits Out of the Day

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Malu Trevejo is some Cuban who escaped Cuban communism, probably like Rihanna escaped Barbados when she was underage, with the helping hand of a pervert with a dream….or on a raft like Elian Gonzalez, I don’t know, I’ve only heard of her today thanks to her titty content…

She is more than just a Cuban refugee living the American dream, despite CUBA not being able to get Coca Cola or really know what the American dream is, and she’s more than an 18 year old with a set of bug tits, she’s a TIKTOK star from Musical.ly before CHINA decided to steal data of Americans everywhere as part of their Communist spy program….all you TikTok app owners are giving them access to your conversations, locations, camera, it’s crazy…all to see and produce shitty dance videos because you can go viral on tiktok easier than instagram which was their whole point…you idiots LOVE those likes and follows.

But yeah, she was a Musical.ly, turned TikTok star, and at 18 is likely richer than you, so rich she was able to buy tits, cuz fake tits are an important accessory when your life is about making viral content for the internet. It’s the bartending job of her generation and tits get tips..

The fun thing about this Cuban Spanish singer needed to target the latino market by the big white owned labels, you know pandering, is that she tried to make you think she wasn’t a pawn placed by Communist China, by calling COVID the China Virus…

She also said “Not to be racist, but every time I see a Chinese person I don’t breathe”….when she got dragged, but not cancelled, because they don’t cancel the ones they groom or mind control, they just spin the story and erase all record of it from the internet….they can do that you know…but yeah she claims to be human and not a robot….

The funniest thing about this 18 year old is that on her 18th birthday she created an Only Fans, I’ve heard stories from porn chicks who dropped into porn the day of their birthday, but it’s alway hilarious to me that this fresh meat, that’s probably not fresh, but that the day before was illegal despite being as slutty, just sitting by the clock to pull the trigger at midnight for the 37k people who signed up within her first week of being a sex worker…is funny…

It’s also funny that a signed music artist with a huge following is hopping into sex work, when she’s got fucking record deal already, maybe that’s just the era, maybe a cash grab to send money home who knows…she’s a sexual being guys come on…

SHE ALSO got a set of bolt on tits in December 2020, so they are only a month or so old…and this is what she’s doing with them….because plastic bitches are the look of the future…

For example, I just saw a before and after face surgery posted by surgeons, where a girl with subtle face injections, went big, and they think it’s worth showing off, knowing that’s what people are going for…crazy fucking muppet times…but at least its slutty.

Either way, it’s all so funny…..

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2021

02

Feb

Candace Cameron Shows You How Jesus Freaks Do Fitness of the DAy

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I find it hard to accept any narcissistic piece of shit celebrity who in this case was Raised in Hollywood, likely GROOMED in Hollywood, along with her brother who was also sold to Hollywood, to be the SITCOM family on record like they were the other celebrity kids of the 90s like the Lawrences, Woah….or the Savages….SAVAGE…and whoever the fuck else..there were a bunch of them….

Because Hollywood is a fucking sleazy place filled with predators and sleazy people…which would likely be why you’d find god when getting out of it…

But all these Jesus freaks in Hollywood, still produce pornographic content you can jerk off to.

I know 45 year old moms aren’t really your standard porn to jerk off to, but if you were a TGIF on ABC fan watching full house, it might sill something you’re into.

I mean I know Maitland Ward’s porn success was 100 percent due to her Boy Meets World “Hot Chick” role, it just wouldn’t have happend for her, the whole deep dicked by Black dudes would not have happened if it wasn’t for her mainstream career…not that porn is hard to excel in, but when you have a back story beyond “I was poor trash molested by my dad in Kansas, looking for the dream”….you’re going to do better than the less trained dick suckers..

That’s not to say Candace Cameron is a dick sucker, I think the bible says she has to take the loads internally, hence her hot daughter…

It’s just to say…she’s working out with her tits out in a sports bra and that’s not VERY wholeseome….and she is being JACKED off to….and that’s not very Christian…and that’s ALL I have to say about that.

Not to mention, she’s posting this shit on Instagram where she runs brand deals and instagram is the FUCKING devil’s work…so she’s a fucking liar…but then again Hollywood is Evil too….and here’s her tits.

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2021

02

Feb

Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day

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We’ll have to hope that Lourdes Leon actually has an ass and that this is just a bad angle, because she’s half latina and you’d expect that to come with a good ass, and her other half, the Madonna half is Italian and the Italian chicks I know have massively fat asses, all that PASTA or some shit….but maybe, just maybe she didn’t inherit any of that booty genes, looking like she danced her ass off, but probably just never grew an ass because when you’re rich and coddled you have your staff do everything for you, getting in the way of building those GLUTES…as a foundation to build that ass off us..

As someone who is turned off by no ass, this is a terrible disovery, but being Madonna’s daughter gives her that “Fuck Ya’ll up the ass, even though I don’t have an ass or know what an ass is, I’m Madonna’s daughter and thus win any dis you send my way”…

Hot hairy armpits though….progressive.

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2021

02

Feb

Caylee Cowan Nip Slip of the Day

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Caylee Cowan is a girl who has probably been eaten up and spat out by hollywood at least once, you know how it is for these young girls who make the move to LA to try to make it and end up rooked in with the weirdest group of older perverts who either seduce them with the lifestyle, the access, the dream…making these girls think they had their big break, when really they just lined themselves up for their big herpes outbreak, that they will carry with them from asshole to asshole, unless they end up breaking free from the whole thing by breaking out….who cares..It’s a tale as old as time, or at least as old as hollywood..

Well, Caylee is more than just an aspiring actress who has a producer credit which is more than you can say for yourself….She’s in a move with Nic Cage that’s going to eventually hit….she’s also a set of tits.

The problem is that with her big tits comes a sloppy body, which discounts the big tits, but we’re budget shoppers here, it’s a pandemic, we can handle a little discount tit.

The funny thing in all this is that she posted this bikini pic, with her nipples exposed, her massive areola nipples, like tea saucer or personal pizza nipples, and they’re not in the IDEAL place you’d want your massive nipples, you know looking more like Granny’s tits in her 70s when you were forced to give her sponge baths….not the perky 20 year old tits you’d expect…but still tits on the GRAM…cuz it’s a porn site, ZUKCERBERG…

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2021

02

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are a wonderful thing, they may not be anything new, and they are definitely something familiar, but as time has gone on, the skin tight jeans, turned into girls in leggings in the 90s, but they all wore oversized sweaters to hide the good parts, which turned to a sluttier leggings revival amongst the hipsters, thanks to American Apparel, and a tight pant revival amongst the middle aged yoga people with Lulu lemon, only for jeans to morph with leggings, making more forgiving, ass hugging JEGGINGS…

Then this whole activewear trend went mental thanks to COVID pandemics, meaning girls who used to just wear their tight pants after work or workouts or school are now wearing their tight pants daily…very exciting times..not that I see girls in public anymore..but social media is where the whores congregate and document their tight pants that show off their bodies, that squeeze and morph their bodies into hotter versions of their bodies while being eaten by their cunts, is pretty commonplace and I like it. I mean it’s better to stare at a bitch in tight pants, posing or not, with her ass and pussy basically exposed, than ill fitting period pants any day, so here’s some tight pants to keep tight pants alive another decade assuming people even wear pants in a decade…because either we’ll be killed off and replaced by robots so no need for tight pants…or we won’t be wearing pants at all because where is a WHORE to go from here….you gotta keep next leveling things….and this is where we’re at for now.

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