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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what people are outraged with today, is it Dustin Diamond’s death, the fact the Kardashians are on Vacation during COVID despite doing an ad that Poor People should stay home, is it that brands are getting all “BLACK HISTORY MONTH” pandering to be woke…because POOR people buy into ANY bullshit they are spewed….that’s out life as TAX PAYING peasant fucks…

I don’t know why people are so mad at dudes for manipulating women into fucking – it is called SEDUCTION….it is called SALES…it is called ROMANCE….

The whole point of ROMANCE is to seduce….and to seduce you have to sell a fucking dream because you know on your own without that dream you’re shit…

I don’t know why girls are so mad at men like Marilyn Manson for being rich perverts with specific tastes….and approach to getting those things. It’s like they live it, partake in it, and 10 years or more decide it was wrong…so it MUST be the dude’s fault….why can’t it be all of our fault….

I watched some expose on a Canadian fashion company owner named Nygard, who had sex parties in the Bahamas, and thanks to his hired camera boy trying to sell him out to his nemesis for money, he ended up releasing them since he was the copyright holder on all this illegal shit, and thus an accomplice…and in every video they are saying was so bad, so horrible, the girls participating are having the time of their life doing stripper dances on stripper poles on his private jet…

It’s like all those girls who do nude modeling, then find a rich boyfriend and decide to erase all their nude shoots, like they didn’t happen….you can’t erase what you done…and you done creepy shit with creepy people with a smile on your money grubbing face…

Cash grabs against pervert rich dudes who fucks hot chicks he pays….and who are clearly into being fucked by rich dudes, until he rich dude stops paying or they find god…it’s so easy to play him off as a rapist, but there are levels to that, and no one out there would ever endorse an actual rapist, but calling someone who wasn’t a rapist, is obviously going to generate public support…we all hate rapists and don’t endorse rape….

Let’s stop the insanity and CHOOSE FUN! Everything is so serious…CHOOSE fun.

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5 Game Day Looks for Super Bowl Sunday!
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idiot Girl’s Cat Robber Fail
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Torrie Wilson Made a Surprise Return to the WWE
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Sommer Ray Gets Wet in a Bikini
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Jarrett Stidham’s Wife Kennedy Coming in Hot From Cabo
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Olivia Newton John is Not Taking the COVID SHot
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Fat Golf Fail
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Montana Yao Upskirt at the Gas Pump
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Jenna Dewan’s Nude Outtake
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Shay Mitchell Will Get You Drunk!
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Jordyn Jones Thinks This Video Will be Deleted!
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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Get Romantic Ahead of the Super Bowl
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Charlize Theron Nipple Pokies in a Blue Dress!
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Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond, dead at 44!
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Madison Beer In Naughty Lingerie!
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YesJulz Is Back On Instagram With a Nip Slip!
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Bella Hadid is See Through on the Runway
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Girl in Leggigns Does Insane Roller Skate Stunt
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Kate Beckinsale Got a New Toy!
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Amal Can Win!
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Kate Upton Gets into Boxing
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Former Dolphins RB Mark Walton Arrested After an Incident at Pizza Hut
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Meghan Markle says Palace changed her name on Archies Birth Cert
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Girls Do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu In A Car!
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Pakistan’s All New Police Force Equipped With Rollerblades!
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Alexis Ren Cliff Jumps in Bikini
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Hot Girls Hanging Out in Pantyhose
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Sean McVay and Matthew Stafford Had Dinner in Mexico to Celebrate Trade to the Rams
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Everything coming to tv and streaming in February 2021
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Girl in Some Insane Iron Woman Suit…
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Ninita, The Smallest Monkey Ever, Aka, The Pygmy Marmoset!
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Grandma Tries The Microphone On Her iPad, Huge Fail!
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4 Absolutely Incredible Life Hacks!
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Climbing Tress and Rope Swings with Model Marie!
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Kevin Love Proposed to Swimsuit Model Girlfriend Kate Bock
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Fit Girls in SHort SHorts Doing Kettle Bells.
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Small Dog Chases Off Thief Like A Boss!
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Girl Gets Her Hair Stuck In A Mixer, Disaster Ensues
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Nikki Hillier at the Beach!
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Jena Sims Spills Out of Her Bikini As She Tries to Figure Out What Winter Is
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Pakistani Pilot Captures UFO Near His Plane!
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Dying Man’s Last Moments Made Special By Therapy Horse!
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Kings Defenseman Sean Walker Has His Face Destroyed by a Puck
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Megan Thee Stallion Secures Thee Bag!
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Topless Model Carla Guetta’s on the Beach!
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Mitchell Trubisky’s Fiancee Hillary Gallagher is Enjoying Florida’s Winter Weather
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The WOrld’s Most Important Job
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Talking Parrot Calls Mom, Knocks On The Window!
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Cargo Ship Crashes Right Into A Luxury Mansion In Istanbul!
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Patrick Reed Facing Cheating Accusations After He Moved a Ball Before an Official Could Check It
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Tiffany Haddish Tried the Silhouette Challenge and It’s Steamy!
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Drunk Guy Asked to Leave the Mean Way…
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5 Game Day Looks for Super Bowl Sunday!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Kardashian Freaks in Bikinis
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Jennifer Lawrence See Through
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Hailey Bieber Big Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe!
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Malin Akerman – Out with her dogs at a park in Yight Pants
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Julia Fox – Seen out in NYC – in Pantyhose
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Thalia – Vogue in a Bra Looking Good
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Dua Lipa House Hunting!
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Megan Fox and her Man
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Katharine McPhee Pregnant
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Tina Louise Busty!
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Fat Stacks….
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Reddit Amateur
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Shhh…Her parents are Downstairs
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A Bunch of Butts…
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Go Deeper!
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Filled Up by the Window….
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Romance….
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Brush Fucker
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Art of the Cam Girl….
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Frog Butt Dildo Ride
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Leaked Sex Tape!
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Dildo in the Shower
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Mental Mondays
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Dildo Riding….
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Gymnastic Dildo Time,,,
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16 Ppl Having a Shittier Day than You….
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Pillow Fucker…
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Misadventures of a Drunk Girl…
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Shitting Out the Butt Plug,
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2 ways girls can ruin the moment…
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Ball Fucker….
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Fucking for the Cable Guy
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Pussy Rubber…
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Nasa Titties…
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Tori Montana and her Dildo
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2021

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence See Thru for Attention of the Day

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Harvey’s Girl Jennifer Lawrence who thanks to strategic placement was the girl all the big budget movies would fight for, because every big budget movie needs a high paid star, you know, to keep budgets up.

They pretend that the celebrity of the star will get seats filled in the theaters and make everyone get a solid return on their investment, but we all know that’s bullshit tactics to keep budgets high, since producers, like Harvey, would get 10 percent of the movie off the top….meaning if they raise 100 million for a movie, they take their 10 million before filming even starts and puts the 90 into the movie…so to get that big 100 million number you need stars…hence Hollywood choosing their stars and investing in making them stars…

But through it all, the overrated, nominated for Oscars despite being the same in every movie, average at best, even sloppy looking Jennifer Lawrence didn’t full us…

But then her leaked nudes a dude went to jail for that sparked the whole FAPPENING thing happened and her nakedness was amazing.

Her tits hot, the fact she was a pervert, like everyone else in the world exciting, and she still didn’t deserve the hype she got, the work she got, the celebrity she has and the paycheck she gets thanks to her agents and producers needing those high ticket players….but at least she looked good naked…

So my opinion of her shifted when they leaked her amazing leaked nudes…..because amazing nudes go a long way for a pervert fuck….and I guess it was her only redeemimg quality….

Despite having already been seen nude, she didn’t do many nude scenes, but the option of being paid a premium to get nude went out the window…it’s the build your rep before doing an anal scene logic….don’t do the anal scene before you are famous…

But those nudes allowed us to appreciate why rich perverts would want her servicing them….making an overrated, over paid, not very good or compelling star….

Luckily for you, she’s brought her tits out braless in a sheer top as a good reminder she exists, since in the last year or two we forgot…

TITS get hits on all levels…and tits make hits too…and this is one of those tits getting hits with a hit that tits made…even before we all knew she had those tits…

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2021

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant and Naked Ugly Watch of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues and this is the pregnancy version of the midget clown…

I figure keep up the theme of breeding, pregnant, moms, procreation of MONDAY because it’s a new day about REBIRTH or some shit…where I post MILKY TITS and MILFS

While keeping up the theme of calling out Ashley Tisdale who was the midget troll of High School Musical that they marketed as hot…despite being ugly….so ugly she got her tits done, her nose done, trying to be her hottest self…all while Disney sold her as being a babe, even nominated for “hottest actress” at the people’s choice or teen choice awards…something you know involved hiring a call center to VOTE daily to get her that win…

The best thing about her was being reminded that people fall for whatever they are told and dudes everywhere were going along with the TISDALE IS HOT NARRATIVE…..when she’s not…you fools…

So I took it upon myself to fight the system, my own protest and rebellion…you know useless activism like all activism..but since I like to think things aren’t all black and white I’d still hype her up, knowing she was ugly, because she was really into fitness and a fit body can cancel out an ugly face at least enough to want to fuck it…you know life is a balance…but that fit body doesn’t discount the fact she’s ugly…

The point is, she’s pregnant and posting weirdo pregnancy nudes as girls do, which I find fucking odd…but they are so hyped on the fact that cum stuck to their egg, that they need to make a performance about it…like other people give a fuck or like pregnancy is an achievement even at 40….people get pregnant…we don’t care…

The only good mom content is before and after pussy pics…SIDE BY SIDE…

So pregnancy is not hot, either is Ashley Tisdale, in a Two Not Hots don’t make a right, but it’s a naked selfie, so we’ll take it.

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2021

Feb

Kendall Jenner Fat Pussy Print of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is one of the young trendsetters that everyone follows because everyone is a fucking idiot with no mind of their own…so small brained that they turn to the shittiest fucking family in the world…who possess zero positive or inspiring qualities other than their ability to make money off themselves…which is hardly a quality to have…hookers have the same quality and society hates them…so instead of saying “Yoooo….,these people are shit BROOO”….they are all into everything they do…so much that they even tried to lie to us into thinking that Kednall Jenner was super model quality, when we knew the brands just liked using her because it built their social media accounts…we aren’t dumb, well not all of us are dumb, but we’re all dumb in our own way I guess…and who fucking cares…digging on the Kardashians is pointless because everyone agrees they are garbage they just don’t actually mean it….

But yeah, trendsetters and the trend is cameltoe, so Kendall and Hailey Bieber and everyone in between are jacking their pants and shorts into their cunts intentionally, because cameltoe is the new cleavage I guess and as a person who stares at pussy first in every social encounter, I’m glad this is finally the trend instead of the inconvenience…because we’ve all seen girls pulling out frontal wedgies and thought “just leave it in girl, that’s what we like”..

So hate the kardashians, hate what they represent, hate their success and fancy things from gaming the internet like the cool kids the rest of the world look onto…but appreciate the cameltoe…knowing this is the pussy that Bruce molded to make his pussy….

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2021

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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This is where I typically post my COVID rant about how it all seems like a whole lot of bullshit especially when you factor in the health experts they are turning to looking like they are half dead and not healthy at all….there’s a MEME:

Then there’s the people hyped on being “essential workers’ or bitter about being essential workers and turning to the internet to make that OnlYFans money off their nudes now that their industry is finally trending and they are being seen as heroes….

ALl these stories of overworked, understaffed, stresses and anxieties around COVID…offset by the girls who find the time to pull their cunts out at the COVID ward because the hospitals are actually more empty than they’ve ever been…

I am here for the nudes and don’t care what a bitch does as work before or during the taking of her nudes, so long as there are nudes….but I do think it’s a lot of bullshit since the people with the inside perspective will organically say how bad times are to make them seem like they are actual heroes who deserve the parades they got for doing their jobs…

But if you’re pulling your cunt out at work, bringing it home to your family, I doubt the fear or struggle of COVID is real…but I’ll go with it cuz nudity…I just don’t believe it.

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2021

Feb

Jojo Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know if the highlight of 2020 was being reminded of just how idiotic the general population of followers is….you know just believe what you are told because you have a weak mind and can’t explore the ideas…when it’s just easier to do what you are told…I mean that’s what the whole school system programmed people to do…then there’s all that pop culture marketing efforts to get people to buy into shitty action movies, shitty pop music, support shitty brands while pretending to care about things like the environment or black lives. or who fucking cares you’re all puppets..

So I don’t know if the highlight of 2020 was seeing that in ways we have never seen before….

OR if the highlight of 2020 was discoering JOJO had tits after she flashed them and decided to be a lingerie model for Rihanna…

Maybe neither were highlights of 2020, they just sort of happened, well Jojo’s still got the tits and you’re all still idiots…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2021

Feb

Jessica Alba Twerk of the Day

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Jessica Alba is everyone’s favorite Herpes Simplex Virus carrier…that I guess happened when she was fucking Derek Jeter…but likely before…you know Hollywood likes to have herpes because these people are all low lives, just rich versions of street whores…

Alba was lucky enough to be cast as the hot chick in the movies, because every movie needs the hot chick, and she brought a lot of boners to the men of her era…all while never doing nude scenes, or really any movie worth watching…but who needs skills or talent in an industry that doesn’t require talent…you just need the media to hype you up into thinking you are the hot chick…

She’s a mom, her husband is rumored to be a cuck and she still fucks around according to my inside sources…not that I care about that…she’s old.

She’s also a dot com billionaire where her best acting performance to date has been acting as the boss of Honest Company when you know there’s actual people running it.

She’s also big into TikTok which is weird since it is Chinese Spyware, but I guess it’s all marketing for her bullshit brand that pretends to be organic or healthy but has been proven time and again to be shit…but the internet is filled with idiots who buy anything they are told is good for them or the environment despite being. made in Chinese sweatshops…

She’s clearly not very good at twerking and the only thing she’s good or was smart enough to do was launch that internet brand when she was still hyped…before EVERY celeb had a brand…paving the way for celebrity brands everywhere cuz of the success she had….so we can all thank Alba for GOOP…and Kate Hudson’s Fabletics and all the other instagram brand cash grabs everyone does…because CONSUMERISM is real…you can only feel real happiness when you overpay for a product that Alba is pushing…

Maybe, if this was a mom in a bikini twerk, I’d be more hyped on Alba still existing….but instead I see garbage.

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2021

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Top of the Day

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Liz Hurley either looks amazing at 55 or however old she is…an old lady who reminds us of her glory days as a bikini model in the 90s….30 years later…or she took 10,000 images at the age of 45 to keep her instagram feed alive…

I read a story about a local university doing online classes with a professor who died 2 years ago..one of the students googled the professor to reach out about an issue or with a question and found his obituary…the school obviously liked his online course and figured they’d keep it going..

The same strategy can be applied to influencers, it’s like take your content for the year in a week and spend the rest of your year kicking back collecting the money…it’s really the only way to influence, but I guess influencers by definition are lazy money grubbing cunts and will only get out of bed when they are getting paid to sell you shit you don’t need…

Now I don’t really love 55 year old moms, even when their Tranny son who was written out of his dad Steve Bing’s will before Steve jumped…shoot all their content in some weird as fuck incest story that could make a good romance novel…

But if a bitch looks good in a bikini after all these years, even if it is old content, I’ll repost it and encourage you to look at her half naked body…it’s better than a lot of the younger girls on social media despite being old as shit..and that’s something worth barely celebrating….

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2021

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a low level actress who was on 90210 or some shit..and has since done basically nothing,..even though 90210 the new class was basically doing nothing…

She’s got a set of BOLT ON tits that she’s showing off here, and like I’ve said before, a girl with fake tits is zero impressive. Anyone can go out and buy fake tits, even me….

They aren’t even that expensive, for the most part they are under 5k….maybe they are upwards of 20k for celebrity grade fake tits from some overhyped surgeon but still only worth 5k…

So if anything, they are 5000 dollar accessories, that on their own are still worth 5000 dollars but on celebs when you factor in their personalities…are worth far less…

Even if they can use them to get some ROI like she was a barmaid reaching for tips…with her tits…they are still pretty fucking worthless…

That said, LOWNDES drinking wine like a white girl….in her pussy hugging high waisted mom jeans since she’s likely mom aged by now.

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2021

Feb

Julianne Hough Sweating of the Day

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Julianne Hough the Mormon who has potentially had sex with her brother as Mormons do…the professional dancer who managed to not work as a stripper despite being professionally trained, but rather as a mainstream TV dancer on Dancing with the Stars, which makes no fucking sense, as the whole idea of being a professional trained dancer is either to have that skill to bust out the moves at the club or at weddings if you’re rich enough or educated in more than just dance or to strip…the idea of actually breaking through the barrier of hollywood with her brother to be huge TV stars from dancing is fucking twisted, weird and shouldn’t have happened. I want to know who’s dick was sucked by both of them…..I know it was Ryan Seacrest, who I’ve heard has done cocaine of assholes before fucking them, something he may have learned from this MORMON gone wild….but then again, maybe he only got into the system in Season TWO…who knows…

Hough, who is older now, has a fit dance body and little tits to go with it and as a lover of LITTLE TITS, because little tits come with smaller vaginas, not necessarily in Hough’s case, but I’d be down for her to demonstrate how her dance makes her pelvic floor muscles stronger…that kung fu grip squeeze small cocks need….so I am not against this..but I also know that dancers have the stamina and ability to get their fuck on proper…so with that as the footnote makes her slutty selfies that much better….cuz dancing the way she dances means she can fuck the way she dances…and as stupid as that looks it’s better than just laying there under a sheet with a hole in it like she would if she was still in the Mormon cult she was in….

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