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2021

Feb

Amanda Seyfried is a Pantsless Mom in Vogue of the Day

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I am sure if you went through the archives of the site, and you won’t, but if you did, you would see that I am a big Amanda Seyfriend fan….

That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s some useless, garbage celebrity because that overrides or supercedes anything positive you’d say about these idiots….you know a little DISCLAIMER…I a m a big Amanda Seyfried fan, BUT she is an actress, therefore that’s like being the fan of the nicest dog shit you see at the dog part that some asshole didn’t pick up because it is winter…

Now that I’ve cleared that up….the reasons I like Seyfriend are:

1- She would do 1 nudie movie and 1 shitty mainstream Disney level movie in the same year….so she’d get that mainstram money and we’d get her tits…you know cuz she’s an artist….

2- She has big tits on her small frame, always a win…whether those tits are real or not, I don’t care, they are tits and NOTHING is real.

3- LOHAN fucking hates her, they were in Mean Girls together and Seyfried was basically the Lohan replacement in at least 2 movies I can think of, there were probably more, and despite being a Lohan fan first, I like cat fights….and yes, I still think Lohan will win an Oscar, I’ve been saying it for years, it will happen….because LOHAN supercedes all….

4 – She gets naked in movies..which I guess is number 1, but all we care about here…

So….I guess Seyfried now that she’s been ruined through childbirth….is back on the scene, hence the media she’s doing, pantsless looking hot…so this is a welcome back, she’s hot and I never think celebs are hot…so there.

Here she is breast feeding for woman free the nipple empowerment or some shit…

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2021

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Mom’s Titty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be an aggressive shameless self promoter who took her Disney fame seriously when she turned 18 and decided to rebrand to be the face of her generation. It’s a Disney tactic because Diseny is one of the 5-6 companies that own all the other companies and thus know how to meld the MINDS of the viewers and control the basic “ZEITGEIST” of society by using the media to show people what is good, what is evil, all from a very biased position while their executives get richer and richer, get away with creepier and creepier things, because people just want their kids to be famous so much….

Now Bella Thorne has been a win, she’s trendy, has that audience, has that fan base, and gets that mainstream work being the voice of her generation, or the mainstream version of the voice of her generation, I like to hope people in her generation don’t pay attention to social media, youtube and people like Bella Thorne…but since we all live on the computer there’s no proof of that…so yeah, she’s used influencer and youtuber tactics, got into their gossip circles by fucking them, because they are chasing clout harder than she is, because she is clout…and can sell her racy content to her perverts and cash in…while still maintaining that mainstream appeal to the mainstream people because she’s DISNEY TRAINED…

Well behind every child being sold to the industry story, is a mother who is behind the whoring of her kids, and oftentimes they are whores too….they are reacting or performing for their kids in ways they wish they did for thesmelves…they were willing to lose it all, put their ass on the line, LITERALLY, when packing the van and driving to LA from the Florida model they likely lived in…chasing that dream…and willing to take dick to get that dream…and it worked…

So naturally, the mom, now running her marketing agency, and an only fans agency for slutty girls with Bella Thorne, you know cuz there’s cash in sex work, like the Madame she is…is willing to flash her tits, I mean they are straight up early 90s Florida tits and that makes it pretty hilarious to me….cash grabbing by gash flashing…without the gash…just the tits…you know it’s more wholesome like that…all while being rich and having made it…so really they are just doing it for fun, or to be the next Kardaashians, getting that internet money…the only way I know how to get internet money…tits out.

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2021

Feb

Some Bridgerton Bitch Seducing You of the Day

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I read some advertising quote from some great advertising copywriter that someone into advertising posted on something I randomly encountered on the internet…and it was something like “Don’t think everyone is dumb, they are actually very sophisticated when it comes to ads, and understand the big picture”…..which was funny to me, because people are dumb and don’t understand basically anything else…from HISTORY, to Economics, to corruption, to science….they are just vapid idiots…but luckily the advertising industry has trained them to understand a BIG advertising idea on an emotional level, I mean we need that to SELL product we don’t need…

Now, I am a firm believer that whether people understand advertising or marketing because society is based on it or not, they are still fucking idiots…who don’t understand anything else…

They know how to pull out their credit card and buy what is popular, they don’t know how to come up with their own ideas or their own conclusions, but they don’t know how to be leaders…just followers…

Every once in a while, we are reminded of that with things that go viral, from George Floyd to Kardashians, to most recently the Bridgertons…the HIGHEST VIEWED NETFLIX show ever, according the NETFLIX marketing, to get more of you idiots watching it with a “everyone likes it, therefore I must like it, otherwise I am different than the masses, and I can’t live with that, how will I live with have an opinion that doesn’t go with the general consensus…system overload”…..

I watched 2 minutes of it, you know to see the hype, and it was the fucking worst…and not because of the “race” thing it’s being celebrated for because society are a bunch of racists who need to say “BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN THIS SHOW YOU KNOW, SUCH A FOREIGN CONCEPT”…..or whatever they say….I am saying it sucks because 2 minutes in I fucking hated it….the fact that I have to say that hating Bridgerton that I didn’t realize was a black show until 3 minutes ago when I saw this bitch’s IG story celebrating their NCAAP award….I just thought it was a shit show and I still do….

Anyway, this bitch Phoebe Dynevor is on it, and this is her sensual content that sucks, because Bridgeton sucks, so blame her for all the overhype going on with it…cuz she wants to be household and continue working on a hit…

I am only posting it because it reminded me of how much I hated Bridgerton and the hype around it….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2021

Feb

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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There was a time I was a troll, I don’t think I bother trolling so much anymore, not that my trolling ever took much effort, it sort of just happened….whether it was saying bullshit to convince idiots of some hilarious storyline….or being a troll on forums, social media, etc to just instigate fights or controversy, you know being PROVOCATIVE…without the sexy lingerie…it was a good time….I mean a pretty lame time if you think about it…not very rewarding…it didn’t buy me compounds or private jets…but it filled a void in my soul…

Since I can’t be bothered trolling, I think everyone’s an idiot, I have no interest in talking to, or bugging randoms…the troll has died….

But this WetSpot Wednesday taps into that side of me, sure there are people actually turned on by this, which is why girls are putting it online…but to me it’s on a puke video or a shit video level of gross..

Maybe it’s because I’ve never met a wet pussy….you know when girls meet me their hormones turn TRANS and their vaginas turn Bruce Jenner….or maybe it’s because out of context, any body fluids, especially in a time of covid, are “get the fuck out of here with that”…

With that, here’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY

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2021

Feb

Idiots Drive on Weak Ice and Other Videos of the Day

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ANti Masker Mad

Cops Shutting Down Tobaggan Hill

Rescuing a Python is Not Something I’d Ever Do

A Little “GET OFF MY BACK MOTHERFUCKER”

Best Slide Design Ever

Weird Medal Ceremony

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about COVID are the COVID long haulers who never tested positive for COVID, but just know in their hearts that they had COVID and still have symptoms of it, and the media takes them seriously….and tell their sad and painful stories without one important piece in the equation…a POSITIVE COVID TEST….so the media will sit with basically crazy people who have psychosomatically given themselves COVID long hauler symptoms…instead of being like “Bitch, you fucking crazy, get therapy, you’re just letting the fear mongering get to you”….all because THEY are the fear mongerers…

Not that I really give a fuck about COVID, the great reset, conspiracies being called conspiracies even though the evidence is there to prove the conspiracy narrative, but the blanket discounting of “oh that’s some conspiracy shit, you’re one of those’ is a better solution for you DENIERS that we are just peasants working for the rich…and that a handful of corporations basically own us, feed us, medicate us, entertain us, give us access to information….scary concept….is just “some big conspiracy”….because “you watch too many movies”…..well only if there’s nudity bud…

The good news is that in my 20s I was an anxiety ridden “I am going to die mess”….so for 30 years…I’ve been waiting for some disaster to happen, I’m just glad we’re in it together, there’s comfort in everyone else going through this shit too…

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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always get mad when I hear about people getting in trouble or scamming old people out of money, the latest I heard was some dude telling American seniors that they won a sweepstakes in Canada and to claim their prize, they needed to pay taxes….

As it turns out, if people are that dumb to fall for a scam, senior or not, you should be allowed to get away with it…you know at that point it’s a gift.

Not to mention, society needs the idiots who fall for scams to keep the economy running, it’s how the Kardashians still exist and are so rich, they are scamming on a different level, but still scamming the idiots…

Make scamming the idiots great again…

Speaking of scams, I saw BEZOS the lizard king of the reptilians was stepping down as CEO of Amazon after they reported 100 billion dollars in Q4 Earnings, which is 100 billion dollars taken out of your local economies across the globe, which gives one corporation a lot of power, but it’s so damn convenient….so if you want to compete, you gotta do better….I guess….see ya latter mom and pop…let’s all be a SLAVE to one company that owns EVERYTHINg like all those SCIFI movies about post apocalyptic evil companies controlling the WATER…..

That said, they have to get rid of humans and implement robots otherwise the world won’t continue…self preservation involves killing off ourselves and leaving the world to the elites who no longer need slaves like us peasants to get what they need.

Also, when it comes to google fact checking shit, remember that to think that google doesn’t edit or manipulate search results for their or their shareholder’s advantage is fucking is idiotic

Now go jerk off to incest porn or whatever it is you do….because someone out there is jerking off to all the incest shit…that’s why they KEEP ON producing it.

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2021

Feb

Dove Cameron’s Cosplay of the Day

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Dove Cameron posted up these titty pics in her Cosplay in a wig….and her name is not really Dove, it’s actually Chloe, but you know how these cults like Disney work for these kids, they change your identity…and separate you from your family….which makes sense since Dove Cameron’s dad committed suicide…it is all so convenient…isn’t it…I mean for everyone but Dove..

I am not trying to perpetuate some conspiracy mind control shit, I just know that these Billion dollar corporations definitely have creepy fucking dudes in high up positions and any child being sold to them thanks to parents chasing that dream…are terrible fucking parents…usually ends up weird…

Dove Cameron is consistently weird, unless her angle is crazy depressive, dark, weird ex Disney Kid…because it is all an act…I mean her name isn’t actually Dove…and I guess whatever has happened to get here where she is, it was likely a small price to pay for that 40 million followers on instagram…..those are hers to market what she wants to!

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2021

Feb

Farrah Abraham’s Nude Dance of the Day

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This is a week old, but I just saw it now because I am bad at keeping up with all the nonsense, but I am glad I saw it now, because it is a video of Farrah Abraham dancing naked, but I like to think it’s INCREDIBLE and important…because Farrah Abraham may not be incredible or important…but she’s a shameless teen mom who was tabloid fodder who turned into a low level porn chick…in actual produced anal sex and squirt porn….only to slowly lose any relevance…while getting clown tits and tons of weirdo surgeries…that don’t make her look better but that are pretty funny….and now she sells nudes online…people buy her nudes online…that’s an amazing rags to riches story if I’ve ever seen one…I am a fan.

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2021

Feb

Kaia Gerber’s Pantsless of the Day

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Kaia Gerber posted this pantsless pic that I assume is an ad for some T-Shirt company but that could just be her friend’s t-shirt company because I guess that whole vintage t-shirt that you’re wearing went out of style the first time the vintage t-shirt thing happened in 2003….and is making that comeback….

Speaking of comeback’s Kaia, who was groomed by her mom to be this top model, despite having money and resources to not prostitute herself, but I guess they all like getting paid to be themselves…and it’s a second life for Cindy Crawford…her comeback vicariously through her kid….a kid who is so skinny she’d make even the smallest dick look big…which is a thing for those small dicks out there….

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