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2024

19

Jan

Lili Reinhart’s Got Tits of the Day

I don’t know much about acting, because I find it all a fucking joke. I don’t believe it requires any talent to be some self involved psychopath liar who plays make-belief with a straight face, if anything it’s weird.

I do know when I see people who aren’t very good at acting, even though it doesn’t require any real talent….which people confuse as being a sign that it does in fact require talent because being bad at it means that there’s some skill to being good at it….

The way I see it, you can be bad at taking a piss because you piss all over the floor when you’re drunk, but pissing as a concept doesn’t actually require talent or even effort, you’re designed to do it…..being bad at pissing, like being bad at acting, requires more effort than being good at it…

Anyway, Lili Reinhart sucks at acting, she lacks hotness, her strong jaw makes me think she’s a dude into boxing, her Riverdale show sucked, she ruined all fantasies a Young Jesus Martinez may have had reading those Archie Comics and imagining a double blowie from Betty and Veronica, because this betty is more into eating than sucking…at least based on her size.

She’s got cleavage though and sometimes, oftentimes, that’s enough.

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2024

19

Jan

Stella Hudgens Brings the Titty Sleaze of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is a study in the mainstream pop culture zeitgeist.

Not because she’s some overly interesting person who is defining the culture, the people who define the culture are usually loser try-hards who are just faking it til they make it and eventually making it because the people who come up under them don’t realize that they are frauds.

She’s a study in the zeitgeist or the state of the internet and Hollywood, since she’s a rich connected celebrity sibling who would get work, could get a job doing anything really, from retail to hospitality to even high class escorting to rich dudes into her sister, that is done behind the scenes so everyone thinks she’s a respectable lady….

But she doesn’t want to be a respectable lady, she wants to sell sex, drip sex, show her tits, be thrilled by it…

You gotta wonder how that happened….who is telling her to do it, what is inspiring her to do it, it could just be money, but there was always money in these girls selling sex tapes and they never did it, but they do it now….for clout, for attention, who fucking knows…it’s weird, especially as a sex tape pusher of the last 20 years, I dropped every sex tape exclusive that’s dropped since before Kim K….and now this shit is circulating daily….and maybe I always thought girls were whores, but they really are whores!

Something happened, I want to know what it was….

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2024

19

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown in Cooter Huggers of the Day

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My middle is not Millie Bobby Brown, but it could be if I wanted it to be because that’s my prerogative. The world is my fucking oyster and if I want something bad enough I could theoretically make it happen, no feat too challenging for me….i mean other than overcoming my extreme laziness and inability to follow through…

That said, Millie Bobby Brown’s middle name being Bobby Brown freaks me the fuck out, because there’s hardly anything Bobby Brown about her. That’s her prerogative, or at least from her handlers when deciding how to brand her before releasing her to the world through some stupid overly popular show on some demonic streaming platform…..

She now sells products direct to consumers because apparently people are so brainwashed and dialled into the matrix that they buy shit they don’t need if celebs they don’t even care about tell them to….

This is some outtakes from a shoot featuring her cooter hugging shorts back in December…since she’s clickbait to pathetic losers of the world, and my AUDIENCE is pathetic losers of the world, because they see me as someone MORE pathetic than them…I know you think you’re better than me, you’re like “at least I’m not that fucking drunkenstepfather”…..so you give me handouts like an only fans girl…it’s all part of my strategy that I’m failing at….which is also MY PREROGATIVE…

Why the fuck is her name Bobby Brown? What’s Whitney Houston think about all this?

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2024

19

Jan

Priscilla Huggins Ortiz is the Instagram Of The Day

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You may argue that all these images are the exact same. That there’s a formula or a serious lack of creativity in the content space because every self producing content creating slutty exhibitionist has the same shot, same pose, same place, same framing….the level of individuality is zero because they all figure that if it worked for whoever they are copying it will work for them…

IT makes for a lazy society, one where everything’s been seen, been done, feels familiar….so now the nudes of instagram are like the consistent BIG MAC, whether made by a snot nosed kid in Texas, or some IMMIGRANT FRANCHISEE in Canada….shit’s all the fucking same level of dog shit that sustains us for a few seconds or hours….

I’m not hating on PRISCILLA HUGGINS…If anything, I’m hating on the internet for making us all retards….when all we really want is real HUGS from busty bitches like PRISCILLA HUGGINS….because long hugs from busty girls is a better kind of perving….one that is more comfort food of perving…..

While these pics remain the fast food clickbait of perving…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

19

Jan

Amanda Bredén is the Instagram Of The Day

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You may not know who Amanda Bredén is, because even people with millions of followers can be irrelevant fucks that no one’s ever heard of, they just don’t like to believe that.

You may not appreciate the social media model and her shameless content for attention….but you have to remember a time when the girls you wanted to see half naked wouldn’t get half naked because you weren’t the guy who was cool enough or rich enough to be someone they wanted to get half naked for.

In this era of everyone getting half naked for losers like us to see, the last thing to do is hate on their getting half naked…because without it, all we’d have is SODOKU or whatever non perverts do on the internet…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been pretty consistent in being a tit loving internet pervert, not that that’s a good thing, but at least it’s an honest thing because the thing that probably creeps me out the most is seeing the people who I used to know, who were comfortable enough to show me their perversion, who turned out to be far more perverted than me, now acting like they were never those perverts because they don’t like being reminded of it when they decide to pretend they aren’t the pervert guy.

Even in REAL LIFE, which is a place that is outside of the INTERNET life for those of you who don’t know, I’d be down to go to strip clubs or stare at tits, but I was never the instigator, it’d always be the normie married friends that would be the predator weirdos overwhelmed by the tits, hiring the hookers, ending the party early to hit the brothel….but I’d be the one blacklisted for being the pervert, because they’d use me as the scapegoat when they’d get caught.

In this post-Woke, post-MeToo era, all these perverts who I know are perverts, or were perverts and showed me their perversion have reformed or cleansed themselves from perverted things or perverted people. Or maybe they are terrified of their perverted side so they lock that shit down.

So while I’m over here still perving, barely pervy enough to be pervy in this ridiculously degenerate world, they are denying themselves of the perving pre pretending it never happened because they’re scared that their racy text messages or emails to randoms or pictures will surface….YOU CAN’T LET THE PEOPLE FIND OUT THEY ARE PERVERTS….or were dudes once…..they must COMMIT TO THE FRAUD….

Maybe it’s real, people change, people grow up, people find god, dudes get old, testosterone dries up, tits may get boring after you’ve been exposed to too many of them, perving gets boring and repetitive….you’re allowed to not be a pervert anymore….but pretending you were never that creepy pervert I know you were, but instead being some freak bottling that shit up or pretending that it never happened is psychotic.

WHO ARE YOU….FRAUD..

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2024

18

Jan

Britney Spear’s Shows her Nipple on the Beach of the Day

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I think this is the same nude picture that Britney Spears keeps posting, she just censors it with different emojis because she’s so clever, assuming she’s not dead, which I would never do….because I am sure this is a body double, a swapped out Britney but I can’t be too sure since her instagram gets deleted every second day, turned to private, made public, just constant confusion….but through it all…one thing is constant…the one time she was nude on the beach…..and this stiem she forgot to censor the back nipple….because she isn’t a she but rather an AI script that has been programmed to keep Britney alive with recycled or old content they have in the archive.

Remember, she’a billion dollar brand, they have sophisticated technology and access to the best in marketing, content and technology so when it looks like it’s being run by a mom in 2002 who plays YAHOO POOL to distract from her misery…..you know that is by design.

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2024

18

Jan

Elsa Pataky’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Old lady Elsa Pataky is really shwoing her near 50 year old age in her knees, but the rest of her is looking pretty fucking ripped, which I guess is what you’d want as you hit menopause. Your only hope or use of that extra testosterone besides sodomizing your husband Chris Hemsworth with your strap on because you’re experimental artists and you’re already fiery Spanish personality now fueled with more hormonal imbalances is into that kind of thing…

Anyway, if you’re an aging mom of 3, spend your days in the gym, because that musculature will hold you together and let you be jerked off to a decent amount longer than you would if you were just a ball of fucking soft cellulite and loose skin.

Now this isn’t a post about Elsa Pataky, it’s a post about the real star of the images, her pink bikini bottom from Byron Bay Australia…gripping onto the mom pussy with all it’s bikini bottom might…and that’s impressive….so we won’t let Pataky or her big mom tits take away the glory of pink bikini bottom boy.

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2024

18

Jan

Madison Beer Upskirt for the Grammys of the Day

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I didn’t know the Grammy’s happened, I mean maybe I did, but I didn’t actually let it register and when I see that internet popstars like Madison Beer were involved in the Grammy’s in some capacity, it reminds me that the music industry is a scam that has lost any credibility and that they are just holding onto a dream while trying to get younger people to engage in their award show format that will never work because the younger generation didn’t do awards, they did everyone gets a participation prize like a bunch of fucking commies….so seeing someone win, means sadness for all who lost and EVEN more sadness to those non nominated…

I do care about trying to look up slutty shorts though, it’s a summer passtime…so robot face Madison Beer from Youtube upshorts matter enough to look at.

You can’t see her SCROT so it’s hardly an upshort…but we do are best…

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2024

18

Jan

Em Rata Still Has her Tits of the Day

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I’m an original internet troll, I don’t really troll anymore because it’s not worth the effort, but the truth is, I was a troll before the internet. I just like fucking with people, but I typically find it harmless, even if it’s mean spirited….it’s the fucking internet, or a joke, get over yourself…if we can laugh at ourselves what can we laugh at….you serious fucks…

When Em Rata first hit the scene, I was one of the first sites to post her. I am definitely not taking credit for her success, this site has zero impact on anyone’s success. I am an anti-influencer, or have negative influence. I just knew what tits were about to hit before they hit and her tits were big enough to hit.

At the time, Em Rata was likely googling herself to see if her exposing herself was the right strategy and she went out of her way to tell me that she didn’t have great fake tits and that her lips were all natural…you know because someone who is about to go mainstream needs to waste their time on a waste of time site saying her tits are fake to clear things up…..which made me think “She’s for sure got fake tits”….

Anyway, all these years later, she’s still got that JOKER FACE, she’s basically a billionaire, I’m basically worse off than I was back then, because MEAN GUYS finish last, even though I’m not mean, it’s just jokes…but jokes no one wants to take to the top of the food chain with them…..she’s still got her tits..and she’s still using them the same way she’s always used them…

Which makes me wonder what would happen if she ever lost her tits in a horrible accident, or to cancer, or to an obsessed fan who is dark and wants to save them in his freezer not realizing he’ll end up in jail before he gets to use the chopped off tits for his weird titty fetish….

Would Em Rata Still Matter if she No Longer Had her Tits….because she seems to behave like she’s all tit and nothing else…even into her 30s and no matter how old you may be, that’s probably a pretty sad place to be….you know like a dude with a big dick that only gets all the pussy cuz of his dick, realizing how he’s been nothing but an object while getting all that pussy….I mean, maybe it’s not so bad being objectified by your objects you objectify….maybe the bullshit misogyny they are mad about is what makes them matter….Em Rata seems to play into it…TITS…

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