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2020

20

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Crop Top of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber is the pussy that Justin Bieber fucked when she was underage according to a few credible sources….

She was a groupie, and I guess waited it out until he was ready to get up in her Jesus loving pussy again, you know being a Christian would seemingly make her more appealing than the average vapid whore, even if she is in effect a vapid fucking whore….

You know, the kind of Jesus lover who gets half naked in photoshoots for dudes like you to jerk off to her….while pretending it’s for fashion…when really it’s for her celebrity rich kid ego that is just tainted by the idea of Christianity only because her dad was some degenerate drunken coke head who needed Jesus as an excuse for his bad behavior or for some redemption…it’s all nonsense and every time I see Hailey in action I am reminded of that….

Sure, being a hot half naked chick doesn’t mean you aren’t religious, or that you aren’t a believer, but it seems like it sends the wrong message when she’s not doing this for the money….she’s got half of Bieber’s fortune…

So keep up the lies, you Bieber groupie who locked in the loser because he knew having a groupie for a wife would be easier to control than some other celeb like Selena Gomez who is as mental as he is….

Power dynamics of love or some shit.

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2020

20

Nov

Florence Pugh Almost Upskirt of the Day

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Zach Braff is a fucking loser as far as I’m concerned, I mean sure she made a lot of money with SCRUBS and everything else he’s done, but he just has that puckered asshole face that’s easy to hate…but for whatever reason he was an icon to nerds…I remember seeing Garden State, I don’t remember Garden State, but I went to it with the most socially awkward virgin loser dude I had ever met, one of those people who adopt you as a friend and force themselves on you so hard, but since you know they are fucking losers you feel bad telling them to fuck themselves, even though you want nothing to do with them…it happens sometimes when you’re a nice guy.

Anyway, despite being a fucking loser for the losers as far as I’m concerned, this is the overhyped pussy he fucks…FLORENCE PUGH, who lives up to her name as far as I’m concerned, because she looks like a dirty fucking Pugh….

I get that she’s had a breakout year or two, that she’s the industry sweetheart, but she’s not hot and has midget legs so she can go fuck herself, it’s probably better than fucking that SCRUBS motherfucker…..

Here is her weird dance in leggings..

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2020

20

Nov

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s got a hard nipple in a t-shirt for all you losers who haven’t grown out of high school, where a hard nipple was enough to make you premature ejaculate in your coed gym glass….

Dua Lipa’s a youtuber who matters thanks to cover songs on Youtube, it’s the place where record labels source talent to invest in, because they don’t need to do the hard work of building the audience, like placing them on American Idol or other talent shows for that viral clip, this bitch got viral on her own…and shit probably makes her serious fucking money before the legit label moved in and wanted of piece of the action….

It’s like when you take a cam girl out of the midwest basement studio she set up for herself, and put her in porn…but the mainstream version….you know evil mooch corporations trying to rape the willing…

She probably doesn’t need them to survive, that youtube money and influencer campaigns pay wel and she’s doing it her fucking self….or at least we think she was before getting signed but since everyone’s got a price and if you can make more of that easy money with mainstream entertainment people on board fucking do it…because it legitimized her as an “artist” something these youtubers need to feel worthy and because you can never have enough money to live that American dream.

I think she’s had a few chart topping songs, you know legit record labels allow that to happen, thanks to their network of radio contacts they pay out to play the songs so they hit the Billboard top 40…..

Her most recent work is a collab with MIley, that’s really just a cash grab from both of them, to mooch off each other’s clout, to elevate each other to greater heights…and it’s all not very exciting, but either is her hard nip in a t-shirt…

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2020

20

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties, mom panties, granny panties, period panties…are apparently a fetish now…because they are still panties and the girls in them are still posing hot…

I have never been a hater of full back panties, even in their original “JOCKEY” underwear form…because they were panties and it meant I was getting somewhere with whatever girl I happed to be with…

But the media, or women, or I guess basic bros with basic bro minds would make fun of pantylines, something I always liked because I could see where the underwear I was trying to remove was located, like a heat map….fat ass pouring through….making it shameful to wear those kinds of panties, despite still being panties..

So girls, all embarrassed so instead they decided to cut up their asshole’s in thongs or dirty their pants going commando…anything but a full back panty line to ruin all their sex appeal…

Like the N-Word, or the FAG word, the women are reclaiming the full-back panty….and here’s some evidence of that.

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2020

20

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt’s are nothing new…girls have been posing like this forever, it’s just a way to show off the booty….

I am sure most people don’t know the name of the pose, but it’s a pose and it has a name….and from my observational deck, girls need names of poses in order to know they are a thing so that they can hop on the trend and get in on the frog butt fun…..

Most girls aren’t the most creative or daring, especially not now that internet nudes or porn or provocative lewd photos are mainstream…these are mainstream girls hoping in on a mainstream trend and they need guidance or rules….

They are trend followers, they are only getting naked because it’s cool or hip or trending..so even if they are capable of pushing the boundaries of what a nude is, they aren’t really pushing an envelopes or reinventing the wheel….or whatever thinking outside the box cliche you like best…..

We need to outline what they need to do for them…because we can’t all be leaders, the world needs followers and lucky for us followers are doing good things because so many girls post this shit on the regular…

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2020

20

Nov

Lockdown Critic and Doctor in Germany Gets Arrested – WTF and Other Videos of the Day

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When you see a lockdown critic get arrested for not respecting lockdown over a virus with a 99.999% survival rate…..you kinda start believing the conspiracy theories they try to play off as bullshit when in reality they are very real….FEMA CAMPS here we come…welcome to the New World…

Bear Jumps on Car…

REPO FAIL…

Dump Truck Fail

Boating Fail..

Self Parking Fail

Mayhem at the Salon

Booty Catfish….

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2020

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Friday is THIGH DAY….and here are the morning hangonver link at 1:30 pm, because. morning is a relative term when you are an unemployed degenerate…

Like when your wife calls you from the hospital after a girls weekend because she had an accident and had to get 10 stitches, only to find out the 10 stitches were closing a wound connecting her asshole to her egg hole because a weekend with the girls was actually a weekend with a dude who had an actual penis to bang her out….

Or not like that at all…

Just poking a straw in the asses of the world like the asses of the world were a capri sun…

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2020

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do you wonder if you’ll ever meet people in person again. I mean as someone who hates people, I sure as fuck hope not, but there are people out there who genuinely like to socialize and converse with others. They even do these things like meet ups and get togethers and dinner parties where they casually talk about who the fuck cares, it is never important….

Or will we only meet people through prostitution, you know straight to the point, when our loneliness is killing us? I guess since everyone’s a sex worker now, meeting anyone would mean meeting through prostitution…a distraction from alone, even if alone is heavenly….

So…with this 99.9999 survival rate!! cancel christmas and with this 99.9999 survival rate!! create curfews for the people. and with this 99.9999 survival rate!! issue government subsidies only big box stores can take advantage of! Put mom and pop out of business because they aren’t essential business…even thought their corporate competitor is…..99.999% survival rate…but make shit up as you go along to see how big of suckers people are….or see how far you can push them….

Let’s just make it up as we go along, instead of being reasonable because COVID is the best excuse ever….people LOVE using COVID as reasons to not do basically everything….

Remember, they’ve wanted us to not leave our houses since they invented RADIO and TV, keep the people stuck to their brainwashing machines…

Keep Licking those Toilet Seats you weirdos…while you give up all your freedoms out of laziness you FEMA CAMP living fucker.

I’m not here crying about closed gyms, or bars, or restaurants….but it is pretty fucking crazy when the bulk of people who die from it are old as shit, and the young people who die of it aren’t strong enough to live from it…that’s how life fucking works…with cancer, with all kinds of things…people die….so why not let us have fun while getting there…

even though the most fun I have is alone….staring at the wall because alone is heavenly….and so are these stepLINKS…

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Noah Cyrus Smoking Weed!
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McKayla Maroney Was Excited About the NBA Draft
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Heidi Klum Sings in the Shower!
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A Very Glam Barbie Ferreira from Euphoria in Revealing and Tiny Clothing…
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Fails of 2020
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Matthew McConaughey wont say no to being Texas governor
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Chantel Jeffries in Tight Pants Rocking Cameltoe
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Katherine McNamara in a Tight Shirt
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Guy Attends Zoom – Trolls them All
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Doberman Steals Dorito
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Pop Singer Austin Mahone Showed Up in the Comment Section of MMA Hottie Valerie Loureda’s Latest IG Post
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Pia Mia Wears a Mask and No Bra
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Zendaya in Essence wearing Fishnets
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Sheer Top Big Tits
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The Ship that Became an Island in WW2
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Emma Roberts Talks Pregnancy
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Gordon Ramsey Meets Pasta Making Match
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Tyrese Haliburton’s Girlfriend Jade Jones Won the NBA Draft
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Naya Rivera’s Husband is Suing for Wrongful Death
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Kelly Stafford is Not Happy With Michigan Shutting Down Schools and Businesses Again
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Demi Lovato Cut her Hair
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TikTok Girl has the Perfect Ass
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Gallery of Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Hottest Pics
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Devil Amber Heard in Leggings….
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Christina Hendricks is Busty…
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Take Out…
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Ariel Winter Big ass
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Sara Sampaio in Leggings…
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Vanessa Kirby in a Magazine
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Gal Gadot in Leggigns
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Girl with Big Naturals…
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Maria and her Shaved Twat
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Asian Girl Dildos her Ass
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2020

19

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is still looking amazing despite being too old to be a model, it is a different era where 30 year olds can still be fuckable if they maintain themselves right, which I am sure Candice Swanepoel is doing because she’s got the budget for it, but also because her whole existence is on being hot…so you better keep it up or die….

That’s not to say her multiple kids have kept her in perfect working order, I mean she is in a bikini and I can’t see how blown out that potentially made her….it’s to say that this is her best work yet.

She’s living in Miami….amongst other Victoria’s Secret models…she’s staging bikini paparazzi pics on the beach…as she should be…and I think the old hag puts a lot of these younger girls who have no business being models to fucking shame…the last of the old guard….when being a model not only meant having a vagina, but it also meant they were actually hot…and this is pretty hot….if you don’t factor in that she statistically has aids in being from South Africa…where she is also statistically a racist…a hot white rich woman who is potentially racist is still not as bad as a white man to these people because of vagina power so she will likely not be canceled for having slaves on her family farm pre-apartheid…I mean…is this an asshole behind thong?

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2020

19

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes unite us as a people, or as a “one gender” people because coleectively all have an asshole. Whether you’re a man or a woman or a trans who identifies as some other bullshit because you crave attention or are just weird….we all have an asshole…and 2020 is the year of the asshole, because it’s the one thing this divided nation can come together on and discuss….because we can all get fucked up our asses bother figuratively and literally….so whether you liked to get fucked up the ass, or if you just let it happen forced upon you like how we are all collectively getting fucked up the asshole by COVID, the GOVERNMENT….we can all unite on the anus….

That may be why girls out there use any excuse to post their assholes, I mean it’s the year of the asshole, but I think it has more to do with the asshole being the coveted orifice, the sext is not complete without the anus in there, it’s the gateway to the soul or some shit….so tease the asshole, tease with the asshole, wear thongs to casually show the asshole in a subtle but obvious way…..but don’t film yourself getitng fucked up that ass, that’s a rookie mistake any porn chicks make…you need to build up the hype to the anal scene, those girls who do it the first day in porn are just shitting out money with each pre-shoot enema squirt…but showing the asshole, that’s how you build momentum….so here’s a bunch of assholes….behind thongs…that are still asshoels..

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