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2020

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus Blood Fetish Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus is making her comeback, which we can assume is going to involve her shameless nudity that inspired a generation of people to get naked on the internet for feminism, attention, album sales, I don’t fucking care…just get naked…

She was a Disney Star and she had to break free from that identity to matter, otherwise the fans would have abandoned her cheesy Disney ass like she was Ashley Tisdale, because at a certain point it becomes embareassing to be a Hannah Montana Fan, I mean for you that happened when Hannah Montana started and you’d masturbate to it, can’t tell anyone that…but for girls who grew up on her, she had to do Disney brain washing technics to keep people on board and buying. There is a science to this shit and I love that people actually think Miley’s the creator of her empire, there is too much money involved and moving parts invloved for it to not be her signing onto it, rather than conceptualizing it, but for the sake of who gives the fuck, we can pretend Miley is some genius who can move mountains and make millions…rather than some Disney Created fodder who makes millions…

That’s not the point, the point is she’s gone the gore route for the gore fetishists, which I am not….I like horror movies as much as the average person…but I don’t want blood in anything I am watching for sexual purposes…

I think this is some Collab with DUA LIPA, because collaborating is another tactic people use for relevance….SHARE FOR SHARE…shit….and I guess it’s featuring her tongue, bra and who fucking knows what else…the video drops today, which doesn’t mean I am posting it, but I’ll post this preview hype that’s more gross than anything.

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2020

19

Nov

Chantel Jeffries Gets Naked of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some mangled face, clearly overly inspired by the Kardashians, who managed to go viral on social media because of her hot body that she used to basically sex work her way through the ranks of important dudes….from Athletes to DJs to getting arrested Bieber, this trashcan of a woman, despite being a trashcan of a woman, has close to 5 million followers….and is repped by legit talent agencies because they just threw protocol out the window and said “we can’t decipher the difference between hooker, sugar baby and legit celebrity, but with that level of followers, they can spin it….plus she’s with celebs all time, she’s fucked DIPLO that must count for something….at least that’s what all the local bar stars around the world think….but you get what I’m saying, she’s trash, that’s what I am saying….instagram influencer, the modern day shitty pornstar…getting naked….the way she should always be, but I guess that plays against her fake influencer shit…CAA doesn’t approve…but I do…keep influencers naked…that’s the campaign I’m running over here.

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2020

19

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up but the fucked up generation she’s a part of….but even better at that the average fucked up girls who blame trauma and mental health because they’ve never actually faced adversity and are actually fucking boring idiots who need to cry “trauma” to seem interesting, which actually makes them more boring….while this one was sold by her parents to a shitty industry and the second she could run away from them….she took her money and fucked off to NYC to be some fake hipster, naked and edgy on social media, doing lesbian shit, since all girls eat pussy now, and the whole thing would be usually, basic, cliche, typical and even more annoying if she wasn’t skinny…but since she’s skinny and a fallen soldier from the entertainment industry…I am into it enough…I mean to hate on girls taking slutty selfies, hanging half naked with their girlfriends they masturabte, is nothing to hate on but her dude face is.

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2020

19

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are a fetish….because basically anything involving naked chicks is a turn on….since they are naked and the only way to see a tanline is if there’s some level of more naked than when out in the SUN getting that Vitamin D to fight COVID….or I guess when in the spray tan booth that isn’t just for strippers to get blotchy and discolored…but rather for every one, not just trash, trying to darken their skin like a bunch of fucking racists, who pay and actively seek out brown spray tans like they were Jimmy Fallon on an SNL skit being racist….only no one cancelled him because how could the irritating clown be a racist his “House” band is The Roots….and they black…

Anyway, tan lines…a great excuse for girls to show off their nakedness and for us half retard, thanks to the dumbing down of America, with porn and memes and social media and other nonsense….we creepy our way through it….

I don’t hate tanlines….not for the cancer risk of real tans, or the risk being called a racist by spraying yourself brown……..which is why I am posting these, but I do think

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2020

19

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Underboob of the Day

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The hype around Jennifer Lopez could not be anymore misdirected. It’s all fucking bullshit, the 300 year old monster who shoved herself down our throats in the 90s because she was some sort of big asked latina, or is it LATINX, you fucking idiots….

But yeah, big assed latina, who, despite appreciating a big ass, even in the 90s when we were all more hung up on tits, still wasn’t as amazing as she thinks she is 30 fucking years later…she’s a scam, a marketing and brain washing scam….but she doesn’t know she’s a scam, or she figures she can keep this scam going because her fan base and the media are such dick riders, it’s like at 80 people will still be praising her rich as shit, plastic as fuck, face….

It doesn’t impress me that some bitch who has had 100s of millions of dollars thrown her way over the years looks good for her age….it’s a vapid and vain world…and bitch can afford to look good.

This celebrating of 50 year old moms as sex objects is so fucking crazy, obviously designed by women for women, because dudes aren’t into 50 year olds even if they are rich and hot for 50, they are still 50…and 25 year olds are substantially better….so our time as men is spent looking at that, not at this fucking culture vulture who pretends to be relatable and from the bronx, when you know she likely employs Cuban illegals at discounted rates to keep her multiple 50 million dollar homes gardened….you know there is such thing as hispanic privilege too….it’s just a matter of how rich the motherfucker got…

Anyway,, from her dumb music career, to her dumb acting career, to everything the over achiever has managed to pull off…..she’s been garbage and still is…so as you look at her being old and empowered for the old ladies out there with a dream that their life isn’t over….you don’t have to find it hot, even if you’ve jerked off to her over the years…when she wasn’t 50 fucking years old…

Go back some cookies or change your diaper you granny as menopausal slut.

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2020

19

Nov

Em Rat Cow Pregnancy Tit of the Day

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Rat Cow got cummed in and now her tits are bigger….

The already big tits that were so substantial they made bitch a millionaire off getting naked….the only fans girl selling her nudes before it was as linear or obvious…it was more of a subtle “I get naked for art” when it was never art….it was always just tactics to get naked to get hype, so she could turn that around and pretend she was all high brow, edgy, fashionable, look at all the people who follow her…and all the brand who paid her millions to promote their shit…a well executed scam that she managed to pull off…all while having a deformed belly button and a rat face…I mean titties are powerful..

Now she’s one of those narcissistic twats who gets knocked up and shoves it down everyone’s throat, just not mine, since I am banned from her Social Media, not that I use Social Media, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she’s clearly a huge fan of the site…and why wouldn’t she be…I mean I’ve been calling her a RAT COW for a long time now…and I guess that’s not the most endearing thing to call some trash who gets naked on the internet and thinks it’s worth more than it actually is….I hate that scammy shit, not because I can’t pull off scams myself, but because I just want people to stop hyping up things that aren’t hype.

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2020

19

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Bra of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens, who has put her name back on the map by being slutty on the internet, which is nature’s way of putting your name back on the map, is out here in body chains you know, cuz she’s so sexual, collecting some deliveries outside her house for the stalking paparazzi she feels the need to show her sports bra to, because if you’re going to get pap coverage, instead of the pap smears you’ve been used to since fading away the last 5 years because High School Musical hype faded, you might as well make it count!

She is the early adapter to technology being used to take nude selfies, that shit went viral before it was a business plan taught in business schools around the country, not that anyone goes to Business School anymore, that just gets in the way of cashing in on the nudes….

So here she is making gathering deliveries hot, it’s covid, this is how we live now.

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2020

19

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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The Titty drop is a chance for busty girls, and I guess the occasional ambitious small tit girl, to gamify their flashing of their tits….rather than just flashing their tits, as that would be less fun, despite having the same impact. Plus, the group mentality of people, who need other people to follow the lead, because when broken down, people are really fucking followers….I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it…I remember when getting naked on the internet was seen as something for sluts, but EVERY other girl int he world, only for them to now celebrate getting naked on the internet, like they weren’t judgy cunts about it in yesteryear…

“It’s ok, because other people I know do it”….

I mean it took 20 years of INTERNET to get to this place, and it’s a good place, I mean I want to see everyone’s tits, they are JUST tits, and JUST tits are enough for me to at least try to jerk off….but also JUST tits are a way for me to stare at tits, the way I want to stare at tits, because when you do it in person, you get called a creep.

All this to say, TITTY DROP THURSDAY is great.

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2020

19

Nov

Florida Girl with Hot Tits Acting Nuts on Trumper and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Pile Up

Idiot Uses TIRE IRON as a PILON and Causes a Crazy Accident

Speed Bump Jump

Concrete Slap TAKES Out Car

Drunk VS Grocery Store

Modern Romance…Watch Til End

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2020

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The whole COVID lockdown thing doesn’t affect me in anyway because I am a hermit who doesn’t leave my hole, and really it hasn’t seemed to affect anyone else because the parks are still filled with people, I mean why should it affect anyone really, it’s got a 99.99% survival rate, you fucking pussies….but this whole Cancelling of Christmas is a serious attack on your freedoms…but then again, the people cancelling Christmas are just using COVID excuse because at our core we are all lazy fucks who don’t want to bother doing family traditions, it’s too much effort…

I know people are lazy asses, because I was staring at middle aged women jogging – their fat mom asses squeezed into leggings – feels more depressing than it should….you know since there are leggings…but the fact that they are middle aged moms with shitty old bodies takes out the fun…but it’s those people who are trying to cancel christmas cuz it bites into their sitting on their asses or gossiping with their other fat sloppy friends….forgetting what’s important…and that’s CHRISTMAS or THANKSGIVING…basically anything that requires any effort….cancelled…cuz we’re lazy fucks at our core…just look at some mom asses next time you see one…you’ll know what I mean.

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