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2020

23

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Face Down Ass Up of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is some Disney kid who turned 18 then gave her stage parents the finger and left LA to greener pastures in NYC where she clearly found Hipster Queer Feminist Erotical rich kid trying to find their edgy, true, artistic self because they have a solid budget thanks to having been sold as a kid to a shit industry….put that childhood trauma into some lingerie face down ass up nonsense and call it art because your generation are a bunch of naked on the internet perverts…which I guess is pretty awesome…at least for someone who remembers when celebrities weren’t producing hipster nudie shoots…it’s a better time for sleazy content even if the rest of the world is collapsing, at least we got sluts being slut empowered with reclaiming their sexuality as they sexualize themselves. Nice.

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2020

23

Nov

Rita Ora Opens Wide of the Day

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Rita Ora is a solid set of tits who is only a few weeks away from being 30, despite having thought she was 40, I want to see original birth certificate, I don’t believe that they were lost in the Yugoslavia war….or maybe Chernobyl, I don’t know where this bitch is from, I just know she’s a solid set of tits who is more than just tits, but also a host, a model, an influencer, a pop star you’ve never heard any songs from….but the tits are the most interesting thing about her, arguably what got her all those other things because tits are the gift that keep on giving if you’ve got them, and you don’t…and they don’t want you, but at least you can visualize yourself feed Rita Ora some jelly beans thanks to her naughty posing in these naughty pics that are even naughtier the more creative you get with things you’d feed her…..I’m up the SUBWAY SANDWICH and I’m so hard right now…if you know what I mean…I’m not…but you get what I mean. Pervert losers.

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2020

23

Nov

Maddie Ziegler Nude Bikini of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the dancer from the SIA videos who I guess she casted from seeing her dance on some Dancing Children Reality Show, which I don’t think should be on TV, but apparently TV doesn’t agree with me, either do the fans of the dancing kid TV shows, because they are on TV and they create things like Maddie Ziegler…because people like SIA watch the shit…

She’s 18 now, so it’s no longer weird to watch her dance, and in turning 18 while being a dancer, she knows it’s a great opportunity to sexualize herself, now that it’s not creepy to do anymore. I am sure she’s been sitting on the internet watching other internet celebrities produce porn thinking “SOON THAT WILL BE ONLY WITH MORE DANCE”…

So she’s doing the bikini thing and I guess it’s only creepy if you make it creepy….and I make it creepy because I know how perverts are…

She’s an 18 year old celebrity dancer dancing for the internet like all other 18 year olds who aren’t celebrity dancers…so apparently she does it better and the real amazing thing in all this is how mindless we must be as a people to find fame or even entertainment value from internet dance. Idiotic…internet dance…CHINA must be laughing so hard…”We will make app for dancing, people will watch dance, upload dance, and all of USA will sign up and give us access to their data.”…crazy.

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2020

23

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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I remember when MILF became a household term, even though the concept was a tale as old as time, where dudes everywhere could relate because at one point in time, they met a mom they wanted to fuck….whether it was a friend’s mom, a girlfriend’s mom, a single mom who worked at the stripclub who rooked you into thinking she’d fuck you if you got weekly lapdances from her, until realizing she was just playing you, but was in fact still a mom you wanted to fuck….

I never fully subscribed to the MILF concept, even MILFs my own age have been a terrifying concept because of the whole having a kid thing….I realize as a drunkenstepfather, a fear of kids is not part of the equation, but just being indifferent about the kids, a passive character in the same house as them with no authority or effort because I skipped the whole being a father figure and was more the roommate they knew was mooching off their mom….who was in no way a MILF….it was more a convenience thing, you know roof over head, food in fridge…I did it because MILF wasn’t a concept then and if it was she wouldn’t have passed the MILF test….so she was fat and desperate and I guess it worked out, or destroyed me at my soul…but the point is…DrunkenStepfathering wasn’t a product of MILFs, because hot moms are offset by being moms and thus no longer hot….MILFs to me are more a science experiment to see what damage the baby does ripping apart the pussy and body…you know a let’s see how it bounces back after birth…

But other dudes love MILFs, for the experience, or the fact that they don’t want other kids as they had kids and are over it….they like older, wiser, responsible enough to keep kids alive and fed, so that they cna be sure to be coddled like she was their own mom, you know momma boy shit…

I also know that moms looking to have a second stab at being HOT are all about showing off they are MILFs, so happy MILF is a fetish, so that they can play in the internet nudity game….and some of these MILFs are better than the MILFs of the past because some hot young chicks are dumb enough to get pregnant and not abort…loopholing the whole MILF thing by not being 40, sloppy, divorced and depressing.

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2020

23

Nov

Demi Rose Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Demi Rose is another product of the Instagram generation, where she went viral early on in Instagram life and has managed to really amplify or increase her rates for the sex work she was doing before Instagram made all her dreams come true…you know all those trips to DUBAI to get pissed or shit on by rich men comes with a hefty price tag, one that would probably off-set the emotional trauma you are suppressing with every fart that reaches your fucking mouth…

Anyway, she’s totally mangled herself in a disgusting way. Like a Kardashian with a lower budget, or some inexperienced doctor to sculpt her in the way she’s chosen to be sculpted…Big Ass, Big Titties, Bloated Face shit….and I don’t find this look interesting or hot, but apparently the rest of the world does because bitch has lots of followers….

I don’t know what this is all about, but the video of fat ass trying to float to the surface, because it’s buoyant…at least it’s good for something besides terrifying me,…and the reality is if I was drowning, it’d be the kind of life preserver I want to drown inside, even though it’s gross…it’s not as gross as things I’ve put my dick in so I can’t be a hypocrite over here..

Demi when she was part of the Taz’s Angels house and first got to America.

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2020

23

Nov

Bella Hadid See Through of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s got a hot new look because she’s in a mask, not her traditional mask that is all the jacked up plastic surgery that the fashion industry celebrates and allows people to think is her natural look, because they are irresponsible and don’t realize she’s the ugly troll sister with no business being a top high paid model, but she converts sales, like an ambitious AVON lady at a Gifting Table event, the “influencer” so the fact that she’s not naturally beautiful doesn’t matter, they can just spin it however they want in order to maintain those sales she converts….it’s all pretty dumb….

I do find it funny that the industry or the media pushes this inclusivity, body positivity, support all women, bullshit….while all these people preaching that are jacking up their faces and bodies to look like muppet sex toy looking porn girls….despite porn girls being trash….

So you have these rich kids trying to be edgy and down, hanging with rappers and looking like they are about to take a bukkake in a gangbang porn….all to give the illusion of not being some coddled rich kid…it’s nothing new…

But their lies about inclusivity are reduced to comical, barely comical, because they don’t buy it either…they are starving themselves out, sucking their fat out of their gunt and re-instating it in their tits and ass….it’s the way uglies get sex appeal…

So as this vapid, vain, UGLY rich kid keeps on winning, at least her tits are out…and like I said, the MASK is a welcomed addition because she’s typically a fucking monster…doing that high fashion monster mash.

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2020

23

Nov

Emma Kenney Sports Bra Bouncing of the Day

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I may be overly hard on celebrities for their lack of being hot enough to deserve their payouts they command….but I do not have standards for myself in my everyday life….I’ll stick my dick in anything, or really my fingers or tongue, I don’t fear throat cancer, anal cancer, AIDS, I figure we all have to die eventually and that shit just builds my immunity…like a homeless man who drinks from puddles lasting on the streets for 50 years….I think dirty living leads to good living..

Sometimes, my expectations for celebrities are lowered, my no standards way of life finds it way onto this very high profile, luxurious website that ALL the advertisers can’t get enough from…..and Emma Kenney happens…

I remember her on Shameless back when I first watched it and she was the ugly redhedaded sister that was probably a teen and totally unmemorable with little to no hope of every being hot….but then Emmy Rossum happened and that disgusting, vile human being and her money grubbing after that show put her on the map happened….all crying she doesn’t get enough because movie star WILLIAM H MACY, who was one of the first serious movie actors to hit a TV series made more than her…and rightfully show….do you really think anyone would have watched Shameless without him….obviously not…

I was actually happy the producers told her to fuck off, even in this era of WOMEN’S RIGHTS whining, despite women having rights, and stood their ground….because you know she was mooching off the general discourse, not that I know what discourse means, but she was trying to take advantage of what was going on in the media, making it about her, to put pressure, to get more money….fuck that greedy bitch…

So they eliminated her, rightfully so, and Emma Kenney became the new main female character, and despite not being hot, what she represents is hot…a death to Emmy Rossum….

Plus she’s got big tits.

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2020

23

Nov

AMA Award Round Up of the Day

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The American Music Awards happened and no one cares….they are the most bootleg of award shows, not that an Award show is as high profile as they pretend it is, despite what they want you to think. It’s really just an advertising opportunity for brands to get involved in things that celebs go to because they are being honored….It’s an ego stroking nomination that’s basically a celebrity handjob to get them off….all fucking lies…

I know that award shows are basically a fail now, the ratings have proven that no one fucking cares about people who already won, being thrown up against each other in a meaningless contest, only to give the person who paid the most the trophy…it’s all just place holder shit…

If we were to have an award so that matters, they pit these celebs up against each other in a death match…..WINNER TAKES ALL…..

But yea, there was a time when people believed the award shows mattered and in that time I was able to get 2 tickets to the American Music Awards for the site, despite it being the blacklisted site no one fucks with, so clearly they were hurting then,…and now….but this is the round up of the SLUTS:

Bebe Rexha

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Cara Delevingne

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Doja Cat

Dua Lipa

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J.Lo

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Kristen Cavallari

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Megan Thee Stallion

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The host – Taraji P Henson

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BONUS – TO SEE Becky G at the AMAs cuz I didn’t Update This Shit…
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2020

23

Nov

Halsey Bra and Panties of the Day

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Halsey posed some thirst trap, attention seeking, post because I guess she wasn’t nominated or invited to the AMAs….so she had to make the night about herself or at least make some noise so people think of her and the best way to do that, even though it’s the same way all girls are seeking attention now, is to strip down for social media….I mean she got the breast implants for a reason…that suburban club slut with her suburban mind…

I’ve always thought that Halsey was some bullshit…I remember when she first dropped and she played her whole origin story of being some homeless girl with a drug addiction to make her artistry seem more legit, meaninful, purposeful….the tormented artist who produces mainstream videogame music for a retard generation…looking for depth with some bullshit lie….but the industry bought into it because these rich and famous industry people can’t fathom poverty or being homeless and it seems so interesting to them that they go with it….and endorse it….throwing money at this bitch like she was a stripper even though she should have been a stripper….

I am sure she was a club slut who fucked the right DJ who gave her a track to sing on and that origin story, like her tits, a lie….but who cares.

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2020

23

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tits Monday…..is mot the most wonderful day of the week, but it’s something…something that confuses me, that I don’t really understand, but maybe I haven’t had the deliciousness of breast milk and seeing breasts in their intended purpose of feeding the kids, it takes away the hotness of said breast….it’s just too functional…and involves babies…what a fucking downer…when I’m more than happy to just sexualize tits that aren’t serving their milk filled purpose..

I do not understand the men who are turned on by the milk filled tits, maybe they are hungry, maybe the hormones in the tit milk is addictive, they do say cow milk sets off the same receptors as heroin, hence the cheese loving nerds out there…

I do understand why girls with milk filled tits are showing off their tits, it’s nature’s squirtable implant, nothing but fun…plus they get off when their babies suck on their tits like a bunch of fucking perverts….not to mention dudes will sexualize anything titty, so from feedback from their husbands finally excited to have tits in their life after castrating themselves at the marriage alter, the swollen and engorged productive tit is like a whole new tit they can get off to….which makes wife think her milk filled tits are hot and thus something needed to document before they dry up…

This is a round up of tits before they dry up and I am not really sure how I feel about it, but I know I don’t like it.

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