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2020

27

Oct

Sydney Sweeney On a Rope of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is probably the hottest celebrity right now, mainly because Hollywood actually created her like old times, since prior to Hollywood creating her, she wasn’t really a known person or personality, clearly she has great management and that management saw opportunity probably when seeing how stacked she was. because this is America and big tits get you where you need to go…..and the greatest thing about these big tits is that she busts them out in at least one TV show she’s on….and they are big….but also that she posts them on social media because they’ve become part of her personal brand….she’s nothing without them…

What you’ll notice and appreciate is that despite the tits, her body is tight, that’s a toned stomach, that’s a fit booty….looking skinnier than ever but still acting shy about it.

I think it is the era of the celebrity moving in and taking rightfully theirs from the shitty low level influencers…the way nature intended.

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2020

27

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are amazing. I should an ambassador of Tiny Titty Committee assuming they are a real organization that have meetings. Maybe I should just be a guest speaker where I can give a passionate and inspiring speech like a College graduation speech on some invite me into your private club of Tiny Tits not because I have tiny tits, but because tiny tits have as much personality as big tits and are a nice change of pace from the big tits because often times big tits come with big everything else while tiny tits come with smaller, tighter, hotter packages..

I do not believe that women are ever made to feel insecure about tiny tits outside of elementary school….because any straight dude knows it’s not about the tits, it’s about getting up in it….vaginally…and tits are just a fucking accessory to that!

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2020

27

Oct

Maddie Ziegler Turns 18 and Does This of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is that weird Dance Mom contestant who got her start at that age of 8….and who SIA decided would be the star of all her very popular weirdo videos to her weirdo songs…not quite as weird as the fact that SIA recently adopted a 18 year old black kids…which is funny enough a punchline to a joke I used to tell people I knew who were unable to make babies and who were looking into adoption where I’d be like “Got for 17.5 year old Asian twins so that by the time you get them they’ll be 18 and you can show them that dream american life where sex is a convenient currency because if you don’t adopt them first, they won’t bother with you or trust you, as countless other dudes are willing to pay for 18 year old Asian twin sex”….anyway…it was a joke to make infertile fucks feel awkward at dinner parties and apparently SIA is living the real life version of that…and Maddie Ziegler is the dancing tween she decided the world needed to see in a leotard…you know creepy shit…but not creepy anymore because the dancer Turned 18 back in September and is already getting racier on her social media as these people do when they turn 18 because they are a generation of perverts…

So here’s her round-up to remind you she’s on the right track as an already famous reality star turned music video dancer who will probably drop an EDM album or an ONLY fans in the next year or so because cash the fuck in when you can.

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2020

27

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants, Yoga Pants, shorts, wrestling outfits, leotards, unitards….are probably the best thing to happen to women in recent years….even though I guess they wore similar tight outfits in the 70s, 80s and 90s….but there was a time in the late 90s when comfort, at least here in Canada was these oversized sweatpants even Juicy Couture Velour sweatpants that didn’t do bodies any justice…they were straight up designed for periods and bloat and over eating and not for jerking off to even though I am sure many people still jerked off to them because men are a resilient species who can jerk off to whatever is handed to us or put our way…

I will say that with COVID, never has the athletic gear been as popular…girls of all sizes have been wearing fitness gear or ATHLEISURE as they call it…I’ve gone to grocery stores and seen it with my own fucking eyes…it’s nothing to take for granted because it hugs these bitches together and makes their asses look round and hot, even when they aren’t….more importantly, since women typically size down you get to see full pussy definiton…the modern day cleavage….

I realize we’re all pretty used to seeing tight pants, since that’s all EVERYONE wears now, but I did got to HOME DEPOT this weekend and saw a woman in XXL sweatpants who I know would have looked better in leggings, protesting the leggings…..maybe she just got Liposuction or some shit….and it was terrifying,…

I do not take the legging, tight pant movement for granted, it’s my kind of trend, mainly because you can oftentimes see full pussy definition…which has always been my “cleavage” of choice…and now that tits are desexualized and genders are ambiguous the pussy definition has never been so important.

Here’s a bunch of girls in tight pants

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2020

27

Oct

Elsa Hosk Pregnant on the Beach “Erotica” of the Day

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All these bitches getting pregnant during Quarantine….are either “modelling industry is dead”…or “now is as good a time as any to not get an abortion”….you know it’s a global pandemic plus in this era the kids are something you can exploit along with yourself to get all those brand deals in….nothing like being a mom to open up a whole new market of influencer ads on instagram because you can’t just be some hot slut guys jerk off to forever, you gotta strap down and get serious or some bullshit…especially now that fat girls, actual celebs and other retards of various degrees of retard are getting all the work because brands want to avoid the over sexualized, unrealistic body image girls the masses hate becuase they are jealous….

So if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model and you’re bored because there are no luxury events and you’re stuck hanging around….getting cummed in is just what people do…breeder fetish shit the way nature intended…I mean all dudes like cumming in girls if there’s no risk of baby making….only to hit the bullseye in a “If it happens, it happens and I won’t be getting it sucked out of me, because COVID, even though I still get my face injections”….

Point being, Pregnancy is fucking gross, especially in this era of the end of the world is near, how could you be so selfish to bring more people to an overp olulated world that is going to implode, you narcissistic fuck looking to regenerate or keep your genes going because you’re just that into yourself…you Selfish fuck….

So I never see pregnant girls as hot, I don’t see a glow…I see a parasite, like horror movie parasite trying to ruin the bitch, her vagina and life…RUN…..RUN…>>RUN!!

The worst horror movie…pregnancy…so here’s a pregnant underwear model on the beach in a bikini, which seems wrong on all levels and it’s all pretty gross for people disgusted by breeding like me.

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2020

27

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Pink Bra of the Day

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Hailey Bieber loves being a Bieber more than anything and it’s pretty obvious and probably the reason Justin bothered marrying her. It’s like the best of both worlds for him, a girl who was clearly his groupie who I’ve heard popped her Cherry when she was underage, who comes from some level of money because Stephen Baldwin is definitely still rich even if he’s irrelevant, then there’s the whole Hailey working as a failed IG model or the bootleg Jenner and Hadid’s she tried to mooch of of to get some work…so he could pretend that she wasn’t a straight up sugar baby…but most importantly…the Groupie thing, like Jessica Biel did with Timberlake before her, means that girl will let dude do whatever he wants and even if she bitches about it she will get over it because he’s her god…

But yeah, since being a Bieber she’s been far more relevant, people actually pay attention to her…it’s like all it took to matter was the right dick inside her…feminism…

This is some Breast Cancer bullshit she’s participating with a bunch of other celebs, probably launched by someone in the industry, to celebrate or bring awareness to breast cancer by having girls show off their tits like you’d show off your ability to clap to someone who lost an arm in a mining accident…pretty mean stuff…but any activism to get a bitch naked, espeically a wholesome “Jesus” freak like this (LOL)…is a good thing to get involved in….plus the panties doing this are likely for profit so the Breast Cancer thing is just a fucking lie or sales hook, but no one questions any of that cuz BRA AND PANTY SETS on Jesus Freaks…married to popstars…

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2020

27

Oct

Jordyn Jones Wet Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones who I thought was just a Kalamazoo reality star from some child dance show because I don’t read the wikipedias of these girls, they are all interchangeable, uninspired, clickbait bullshit and their origin story doesn’t really interest me, I’m more about the tits…because everyone has reduced themselves to their tits, despite calling sites like this part of the problem, the reality is we’re just reposting the shit these people are producing for their own channels, clearly sexualizing themselves then getting mad when we do…because we’re big mean men who are putting down young women who are more popular than us…because as public figures we expect more out of them…or that big bad men are being perverts fetishizing them…because they are hot young chicks…what a crazy fucking concept…we get the hustle, we don’t mind the hustle, we may laugh at the hustle because it is so obvious and ultimately the content or the product these people produce is on the same level of low level shite…meaning Jordyn Jones, who I thought was a reality star turned dancer is actually a pop singer because anyone can be these days….there’s no talent needed to make a shitty pop song proven time and time again by other whores…..these people don’t have anything to offer, their music as clickbait as their outfit choices…they don’t trigger thought, inspire or motivate, they are just like “here are my slutty pics so you listen to my shit music and so I can get paid, yay social media”…

That said, Jordyn Jones has a real crackbaby or fetal alcohol syndrome or even inbred look to her, my theory is she’ll be diabetic, footless, rolling around in Walmart back in Michigan buying a tub of cheese puffs by the time she’s in her 40s…as fame doesn’t last forever…but now that I see she sings, likely already has a few million in the bank, that dream I have for her is less and less obvious but clearly…she’s got the look of someone who will look awful once she starts getting Michigan fat, which isn’t Hollywood fat….

Here she is in some slutty outfit being Michigan trash transplanted in LA….

Some ass shots from her new music video :

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2020

27

Oct

Pia Mia Perez Topless of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is one of Bella Thorne’s groupies, or maybe Bella Thorne is her groupie, in this era of “SHARE FOR SHARE” where people ride off each other’s hype as hard as they can so that they both elevate the ranks of social media whore together….because it means real money will be made….it’s hard to decide what is authentic or not…in part because they all have jacked up surgeries and look like porn chicks…

It is funny that with the mainstreamification of porn and with girls knowing dudes watched porn…that they’d take on porn personas of their own all to “seemingly” matter….because we used to watch porn to jerk off and see girls that were basically disgusting getting fucked in ways we wanted to fuck the hot girls we knew in our life….we never really wanted the hot girls in life to channel that porn look and become porn stars…but women don’t understand dudes and take everything at face value….”My husband jacks off to porn, therefore porn chicks are hot”…when we all know that porn chicks are fucking vile and we only like them for being vile…

So when you see Bella Thorne or her followers like Pia Mia Perez, who at one time was trying to be a Disney kid, turn to only fans like a low level sex worker, despite having been mainstream…you gotta wonder what went wrong in their insular life…like we know Bella Thorne’s mom is a whore with monster fake tits who sucked dick for the career of her kids…but Pia Mia from GUAM probably has a similar story…or maybe it’s a rebellion like “fuck you mom and dad for making me this candy ass lame star, when I want to be jacked off to”…so she took her money and bought tis, jacked up her face and now sings in rap videos like she’s Cardi B….despite probably being hotter without all the jacked up face and tits….

Anyway, this is part of her Only Fans promo which I get makes money, but these are peoplle who can make money legit ways, but I guess it’s easier to just show tits especially now that it’s socially accepted, if anything it makes them feel edgier than the candy ass bullshit they came into the industry being….trash…

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2020

27

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Over the years I’ve been called a misogynist even before I knew what the word meant and I was like “cool”….because people think celebrating women for being hot or calling them sluts for reducing them to nude pics because I expect more out of them because a lot of these women have fan bases..that are easily manipulated idiots and follow their lead…and it’s not because I don’t like all the nudes, I love this shit, but thanks to those early influencers and actors getting naked, we’re swimming in nude pics now…impossible to even keep up…and nudes are life…or some shit…

“The Ratio” has also been called misogynist. It’s some women who don’t have the right hip to waist ratio fighting science….because The Ratio is a scientifically proven phenom….dudes are drawn to big hips and smaller waists…and it applies to everyone with bigger hips and smaller waists…so fat ass women so long as they have a waist make the cut….but yeah, these feminists mad at “the ratio” despite it being science are the same feminists mad at trump for not listening to the science…you know just a bunch of crazy that really comes down to jealousy you bitches with the wrong ratio be hating….while these girls with ratio are uploading their nudes like nature intended…

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2020

27

Oct

Lauren Murphy’s UFC Nipple of the Day

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This is obviously a few days old, but UFC fighter Lauren Murphy’s tit fell out of her sports bra when she was kicking the shit out of some other UFC bitch, which I am sure got all the UFC bros really pumped that it wasn’t some dick on dick in skimpy short martial art action, assuming they aren’t all closet cases who just discount the girl fighters that were thrown into the mix for the people like me who don’t give a fuck about UFC, find it pretty queer to be into UFC and without chicks being involved, it’s not worth checking out….only even with chicks involved I havlittle to ne o interest in the shit….since girls who typically like to beat the fuck out of other girls are not the kind of girls I like…I get it, strong and fit is ok, but then watch the CROSSFIT GAMES and realize that girls who do crossfit should have dicks since that sex appeal is zero…only instead of doing olympic lifts, these girls might as well have dicks…

Anyway, I figure a tit slip is the golden moment in Women’s UFC to the fans, so not posting it would be a crime….and here you go….even though I’m not into this shit…so many of you probably are…you pervert fucks.

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