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2020

27

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Tits of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Beach Bikini

Sydney Sweeney is the rocking tits from HBO’s Euphoria who is doing the whole “go through hollywood” to be known and celebrated, which is unlike most the kids her age, who go through social media, become a thing and have hollywood industry people either throw the world at them to be part of their movement, or rip them off and create their own versions of them…..which is all to say that instead of posting big natural tit pics like a RAT COW, she was booking legit acting jobs, before booking an HBO show to show her tits on. The whole concept is so foreign to me…but I guess Hollywood is a multi-billion dollar industry, the fact they even miss out on influencers before they become influencers confuse me.

As a reference point, I have spent the better part of running this site alone, I get that it appears that I am running the site alone based on all the glitches, lack of original content, shit like that.

Other sites have staff’s of 100s of people…doing the same shit I”m doing solo…

SO….why the fuck am I able to spot up and coming talent without any real effort, but Hollywood is missing the boat? I guess cuz of the dicks up their asses or whatever…it must be the dicks up their asses….the same dicks you’d like to see up Sydney Sweeney’s asses but she’s more about showing the titties, not how she got into Hollywood in the first place!

Sydney Sweeney Beach Bikini

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2020

27

Apr

Rihanna Panty Flash of the Day

Rihanna Panty Flash

I don’t have that many stories, I haven’t left the house in 15 years and I try to limit my interaction with humans the last 15 years, and this site is the product of that…

I was just saying (to myself since I don’t talk to anyone) that there was a time I would think of the most obscure fetish and the punchline was “someone has jerked off to that”….not necessarily a great joke, the joke was in thinking of the most repulsive fucking possible thing….the “someone has jerked off to that” was just how we brought it home….people have made FAR more money and FAR more success on less creative shit…

Point being…all those fetishes, even the most obscure fetish has videos of said fetish….

So now I’m left with nothing but old stories, of an old Roommate who used to make his girlfriend wear Men’s underwear, the tightly whities or the little boy superman ones, with the dick hole and triangular ribbing…you know what I mean…and if you don’t…scroll up to RIHANNA in a sheer pair of those…

I’d make fun of my friend for finding it cute or hot for a girl to dress like that, I’d be like “maybe you’re into little boys you sick fuck” and that the girl was just there because he hadn’t fully embraced his fetish…

But as it turns out in this gender bending era that dude was actually predicting a trend 20 years before it hit…because when Rihanna wears her version of little boy underwear…you know it’s happened….she’s a trendsetter you know.

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2020

27

Apr

Jessica Alba Pussy Dance of the Day

Jessica Alba is still a big deal, I guess. I mean she’s a billionaire tech entrepreneur thanks to using her name when it was still relevant, despite her never having an actual respectable acting career, she was hot and that was what mattered.

The important takeaway from Jessica Alba’s career is that if you’re a hot chick, you can get anything you want, even a tech based brand….

She’s also got a TikTok where she takes her 40 year old mom of 4 ass to dance in a bikini like she doesn’t have herpes and I figure old ladies dancing is hardly that exciting, but when they are hollywood and take care of themselves, despite the whole herpes thing, it’s more interesting than them rocking their activewear…

You may not know you appreciate the high waisted bottoms, but YOU do respect the high wasited because of the mom of 4 thing…

Then there’s the whole TikTok is a Chinese Spyware app, that I guess hired this whore, because she is a whore, she gets paid to sell bullshit to people, which is what whores do….so she’s perpetuating that…despite national security…telling all her 40 year old fans they should be tracked by CHINA too, because China is the future America or some shit…and probably where she manufactures her brand….Honest…is the last thing you should think a person is who calls their brand HONEST…it’s a BAIT AND SWITCH…watch out for this one…

The only good thing about this is that her shit stains from having her ass banged out along the way during those herpes outbreaks is don’t show….

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2020

27

Apr

Inka Williams Titty Top of the Day

Inka Williams Sexy

Inka Williams is this interesting looking model from who the fuck cares who is trending on instagram at least enough for some out of touch old fuck who doesn’t really care about the most hyped or trending tits, and really doesn’t care about any tits, but I guess that could be debated by the debate team because I post tits every day of my fucking life, which in and of itself would make you think I do it because I am passionate about tits of instagram or entertainment, but really it’s just clickbait for me to bust out my stand-up comedy act that I’m working on for when the Quarantine opens up…a comedy show that my objective is to have zero laughs the entire time…not even awkward ones….

In weird Inka Williams related news, I get hate mail for posting this skinny, interesting faced girl of instagram…people call me a fag who likes little boys, because apparently this is little boy body to the people who visit this site, which makes me scared of what you think is womanly….don’t bother sharing what you find womanly…I prefer ignoring you and focusing on the lack of people who read the site, than the 2 people who do to bitch at me about Inka Willims…

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2020

27

Apr

Charli XCX Titty Grabbing of the Day

Charli XCX Titty Grabbing

The future is now. Why leave the house when you can buy a shitty green screen from Amazon for 100 dollars or less abd basically be ANYWHERE you want to be.

I don’t think Charli XCX and her gnarly ass caterpillar level eyebrows gives a fuck where she’s grabbing her tits for attention, so long as she’s grabbing her tits for attention.

The rumor is that Charli XCX is some UK popstar but no one has ever heard any of her songs, so it could be myth….like that you can’t get COVID from eating ass….but at these stage in the game you might as well be linking up for COVID ass eating parties…because we all need to get the virus once, why ride it out so hard…

Charli XCX is a massive whatever in terms of her position in the entertainment industry, but at least she’s got tits she’s hand-bra-ing for the dudes out there..reminding you that all these women are sluts and resort to slutty to stand out amongst the news.

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2020

27

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld’s Wild Pushed Up Tits in Some Clickbait Porn of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld must be promoting a new album, becasue along with her shitty acting from shitty movies, she’s also a pop starlet…..

I guess her agents and managers realized that there was more money in song and dance than make-belief in movies so use the movies to get celebrity, use the celebrity to sell concerts, downloads, royalties on streaming apps and MERCH.

I don’t know the economics of celebrities, but I do know that unless you’re getting the hefty backend checks on an X-Men type comic blockbuster movie, or you have crazy star power that makes you 10 million a movie or more, the whole acting thing pays, but not that much in comparison to music.

The whole acting thing is just good to get you on the map and to give you that platform to brainwash people with your bullshit.

I don’t know why her big play is to pull down her pants and show the top of her panties…that match her bra and hat…in some weirdly asian outfit…I just know her tits are busting out and that may be all I need to know.

Her dad is a fitness trainer, her uncle us a celebrity fitness trainers, yet she’s barely toned because we live in an world where you don’t have to be. Dumpy and lazy is ok thanks to photoshop, but you’re all so conditioned to fat dumpy chicks that this is tight and fit to you…but her dad is a fitness trainer and her uncle a celebrity fitness trainer…I expect more.

On her uncle:

Steinfeld develops brands and businesses as Chairman and CEO of Body by Jake. Previously, Steinfeld created FitTV, a 24-hour fitness lifestyle network, which he later sold to News Corp. Following the sale of FitTV, Jake launched ExerciseTV, a fitness on-demand television network, with partners Comcast, New Balance, and Time Warner.

Steinfeld co-founded Major League Lacrosse (MLL), the first professional outdoor lacrosse league, in 2001. MLL has six franchises in North America; the championship trophy is named the Steinfeld Cup.

And this is the body we get? Pretty disappointing really. But tits.

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2020

27

Apr

Rita Ora’s Hot Bikini Selfies of the Day

When you’ve really only had success because of your rockin’ tits, you have to take a step back and look at the big picture and realize that, you have only had success because of your rockin’ tits, so you better show off those rockin tits, to ensure that people still remember you after this COVID thing is said and done, since there’s no events to consistently be at…

I think it’s a good strategy, at least for Rita Ora, and it has worked out nicely for her. She’s been able to secure a record deal, pretend she’s a popstar, all without ever having a hit song….I mean I don’t even know if she’s signed to a label…she was back in the day, but Rihanna hated her for mooching and stepping on her toys and gave the label an ultimatum….this bitch or her, and they chose her, obviously, she’s Rihanna.

So Ora as she tried navigating on her own to make that pop dream happen realized “people really like my tits, I’ll keep showing those and that one hit wonder song I crave will happen because I’ll have all those people who like my tits to listen to my song, inflate my numbers and give the illusion that I matter”..

It’s the tits get hits system. Just because their shit has millions of views, doesn’t mean it’s cuz it’s good, but it does usually mean it’s cuz of the tits…so use those tits, like Rita Ora uses her tits, and your dreams can come true to…assuming your tits aren’t like my tits, a product of obesity, low testosterone and internet-ing…

Anyway, when bored in quarantine, what is a bottom feeder to do…show her tits..exactly…keep it coming girl.

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2020

27

Apr

Jessica Simpson Old and Less Fat in her Bikini of the Day

As you know, celebrities are fucking annoying pieces of shit who are overpaid to do some of the dumbest and embarassing shit possible, like sing and dance.

In being celebrities, with far too much money, living their rich person lives that I am sure haven’t been affected too badly from the quarantine in their mansions they are already reclusive in…thanks to be celebrities.

But that doesn’t mean I hate them when they get bored and post up their bikini smut, because it is a nice reminder that they are all attention seeking whores who sexualize themselves for feedback from the fans as they should.

Jessica Simpson was 240 pounds a year ago, because this bitch gets fat on the regular then loses it all, in what you’d call Yo-Yo dieting, or weird weight gain stunts for various roles she plays in the bedroom with her husband sexually….”for this fetish, I need to gain 100 pounds, to play the Texan housewife who eats too much baked goods”….before going back to “but then we’ll sell an ad for a few million to some weightloss company nd I’ll play thinner, still busy, ex popstar wife”….you know to keep the husband feeling like he’s fucking new pussy, not the same old Jessica Simpson pussy…

At 39, she’s too old to be in a bikini, but I’ll still look at her clickbait tits…because what the fuck else is there to do.

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2020

27

Apr

Panty Sniffer and Other Videos of the Day

Powerful Douching…

New York Police Play a Drinking Game…

Mexican COVID Mask

There is this thing called Scissors

Some Dog Shit Rock Paper Scissor

Head Butt of the Day

Taking a Piss

Fast ATM Robbery

Don’t Do Drugs

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Starting a fund raiser like how people grow ou their hair for cancer patients, only it’s more about growing out your pussy hair, to shave off and put in an envelope and to mail my way for me to bake in a cake…a pussy hair cake that I will eat while masturbating…which I guess isn’t a fund raiser or a cancer support…just a good old fashioned pussy hair cake…

I guess the only fail in receiving anonymous pussy hair in the mail is vetting the pussy hair…I mean how do you even know it’s a pussy hair and not some pervert fat dudes asshole hair…because I know if I was participating in a pussy hair challenge…I’d be clipping my asshole hair and pretending it was pussy hair because it identifies as pussy hair and not because my ass is my man pussy….but because it’s funny to trick pussy hair eaters into eating my ass hair….

I am sure you are glad you read this insight I spent a weeked thinking up. What a waste of everyone’s time.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Padma Lakshmi in a Bra Top – Big Tits.
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The THANKS Celebrities during this Pandemic Parody
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ALejandra Guilmant Covered in OIL for the Oil Prices.
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Kaley Cuoco’s Spread Eagle for her Dog
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Kristen Cavallari is Now Single
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Crazy RC Plane Crashes
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Making a Tiny House with Real Materials
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Chris Pratt is Making Babes in a Schwarzenegger
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Oil Tanker Cemetery – Waiting out the Quarantine
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Woman Fires At Workers on Cell Tower
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DILDO RIDER of the Day
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Butthole Flasher of the Day
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Blowing Vagina Bubbles
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WE LOVE CAM GIRLS!
WE LOVE CAM GIRLS

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