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2020

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with COVID situation, that a lot of people think is a farce, but still let the government control you, shut your business down, and realize how you aren’t free and never were…is that all of a sudden neighbors I never spoke to are trying to be best friends…they are all bored in their own community and now suddenly have an interest in getting to know who lives around them even though we’re supposed to be staying the fuck away of each other…unless you’re finding love during COVID because people are finally talking to your creepy fuck ass.

If you’re one of those finding COVID romance with your neighbors you’ve been too shy to talk to, and are now talking to, and you find yourself unable to get a hard on because you’re all nervous about fucking your neigbor, and potentially getting an disease beyond just AIDS, remember that no matter what the cause of the limp dick the girl will blame herself and perform better than the next time. It’s important Quarantine sex tips….when really the only sex tip I should give you is don’t stuck under your sex doll and die because no one can check on you until April 30th and by then it will be just as humiliating despite being dead.

Enjoy – Marshall Mather’s Law….

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Halsey Bikini Quarantine Dance
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Bella Hadid’s Bikini Selfies
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Ireland Baldwin Losing her Mind in Quarantine
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Amy Schumer’ Terrifying Topless Pic
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Impatient Cyclist vs Train
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Maria and Alya Hotel Room Party!
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Hannah Ferguson on the Beach
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Dove Cameron Braless
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Amber Heard Braless Whore
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Rat Cow Uses the Pandemic as an Excuse to Post Nudes…
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Woman Spits on Walmart Employee
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I think the Woman Drake had a Kid with is Hilariously Disgusting and that CLICK HERE

Woman Solves Arson Case
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Demi Rose Celebrates 25th /45th Birthday
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Elsa Hosk Working from Home – Hot
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Luna Bijl Hot Bikini Model
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Canadian Sprays Down Coffee with Hand Sanitizer
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David Geffen’s Doing OK on his Yacht
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Dua Lipa Greased Up for ALbum Release
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Shenise Breslin Hot and Topless Bikini Shoot
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Scientologist Jenna Elfman in a Bikini at 48, I thought she was 100
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Nadya Naked in Bath!
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Hilary Duff – Tight White Tank Top
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Professional Sugar Baby Markle has Officially Turned Harry into a SIMP as they Set up in LA for her Acting Career. Hilariously vapid.
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Televangelist Doesn’t Want COVID to Stop You from Paying Them….
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Old Man Signing his COVID Song
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Fucked Up QUarantine Haircuts
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Would you Fuck THis?
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Contagion Stars Do a COVID PSA
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Phoebe Price on All Fours for Covid
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Jenna Dewan Fat Legs
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Dakota Johnson’s Ass in Leggings
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Her Mom (Melanie Griffith)
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Kate Bosworth in a Magazine
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Ariel Winter Buys Snacks
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Ana de Armas Working the paparazzi Despite Quarantine
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Molly Sims Tight Outfit
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11 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Drive By Squirting – Hilarious
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Reddit Amateur Spreading her Ass
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Jordyn Johnson’s TItties!
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Naked Babe Posing on a Vintage TV
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Yardwork Fetish
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Crazy Booty Jiggle
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Pussy Passes Denied
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Wind VS Creep Cam….
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TITTY PSA for you to STAY HOME!
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Big Insertion
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Big Boob Shake and Reveal
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2 Girls and their Tan Lines
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Squirer!
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Ana De Armas – TITS
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Naked Blonde Chick in a Photoshoot
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Jen Conelly’s Bush
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Thick Black Ass
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Girl and her Dildo
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So Many Amazing Asses!
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AMateur Cums in the Streets
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Your Parents Must be Proud – You Idiots
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Tunnel Ahead!!! WATCH OUT!
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2020

30

Mar

Jojo Titty Top of the Day

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Jojo may be chubby, but she’s the right kind of chubby, in that she’s got these massive fat girl tits, while the rest of her isn’t overly fat, in a she stores her fat where it counts, at least in terms of being able to resort to her fat to monetize or market herself, because it lives in her bra top…..and not in a big sloppy belly…

The Jojo fans, her core fans, probably don’t even care that she has tits since they joined her fanclub when she was underage on TV and hadn’t hit puberty yet, you know all that pressure to be famous and to finance her and her mom’s white trash existence so that the mom didn’t have to go back to being a cleaning lady comes with a lot of responsibility that makes her period tap out. Just ask Michelle Trachtenberg, she only got her period at 20 something for the same reason. How do I know that info? Just ask Michelle Trachtenberg.

Anwyway, but tits, jiggling, this is the content we want, we deserve, we need in these quarantine times as Jojo continues her attempt at a comeback…she’s still got a ways to go but she’ll get there because she’s got the right tools.

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2020

30

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Some of my best times have been making fun of Ashley Tisdale, which is a testament to how pathetic my existence is.

But there was a time when making fun of her was hilarious because she was getting tons of hype in the media for being a High School Musical hottie, and she had legit pervert dude fans into Disney Kids thinking she was hot, and she even had People’s Choice and MTV awards paid off to call her hot…so anytime I’d talk about her botched nose job and laugh I’d get legit hate mail…like what the fuck has Tisdale ever done for you, why are you fighting websites no one cares about for her honor, you fucking loser….

In those years of laughing at her ugly, I always said “at least she has a bod, body is more important than face, you fuck the body and can always look away from the face, and when you fuck the face, you have a little more leniency on the face because it is letting you fuck it and you don’t expect hot girls to act like that for your broke ass…

Because for every negative, like her fucked up face, there’s a positive, like her fit body….this was back when she was 25, at 35, she’s just trash across the board, but at least she’s shamelessly showing you titty for attention. Girls need attention in these dark times you know.

Here she is on TIKTOK doing some dumb dance for the Chinese Spyware company:

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2020

30

Mar

Eva Longoria Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Some Instagram fitness videos for fitness inspiration during these quarantine times, usually done by the rich and famous in their home gyms….but also by every aspiring influencer out there showing what they need to do to stay fit now that cocaine is harder to get….are not created equally.

I get that going silent when you’re a celebrity, even when you’re rich and accomplished and basically retired, like Eva Longoria, is a crazy concept for these narcissists to grasp. I realize that they want the world to praise them and see them and in their own self involved way they think this is inspirational or helping people get through it….when really it’s just saying “my spare room is better than yours”…..and “my gardeners are mexican so I feel superior to them as a mexican, there’s levels to this shit”….

But, sometimes silence is better when you officially look like a middle aged mom in that middle aged mom body. Seriously.

I always hated Eva Longoria and never found her hot, maybe because she reminds me of my grandmother back in Mexico…who hated being a Mexican…but probably because she’s really a lot of hype and not a lot of value…case in point, she’s doing her best Jane Fonda, while really failing at being Jane Fonda.

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2020

30

Mar

Alexandra Stan Nip Slip of the Day

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Alexandra Stan is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”.. You know THE SONG . It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….if I know it and I’m so out of touch, you know it.

The singer of that song, is topless on IG, nipple out, or tit out, and that’s about all anyone should be doing when they are exhibitionists who like to flash the world their nudity for attention. I mean it is the end of the world, now is as good a time as any to get naked…Yolo, and it may not be for much longer.

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2020

30

Mar

OANH in her Face mask Bikini of the Day

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This isn’t the first face mask bikini we’ve seen, but it’s fun to post it up as the world is in a crisis scrambling for face masks, most of the USA is planning on running out, brands that normally produce other products are manufacturing them, Trump is coordinating with companies that can sterilize them, and the whole thing is pretty ridiculous, a big deal…but all it takes is one instagram girl to say “fuck that, let’s make it about me”….and turn it into a bikini.

So when you see an instagram girl like OANH, gratuitously using masks to execute some smut for instagram that is COVID themed. Anything to get noticed I guess. It makes her all the more entertaining in her quest of IG fame.

What’s I’ve figured out is that she’s Vietnamese and along with making silly viral COVID themed bikinis to getting her best slutty outfits out there to get noticed, when not promoting low level instagram brands for sluts, or writing captions about getting the good dick as she does her best American IG whore impressions, you can take pleasure knowing that your people may have lost the war against her people, but in the process you killed a bunch of them….you know retribution as you angrily think of your family in healthcare that are risking their lives as they run out of masks. Maybe your dad or grampy is her dad or grampy too….you know ‘nam….

Thanks to Instagram, this girl can wear trending outfits she gets at their bootleg clothing markets, instead of taking the traditional Viet woman route of working the sex trade, for sex tourism, at the lady bars, where girls get their first jobs at 15, charge dudes 20 dollars to fuck, before washing the fat tourist cum out of their holes from a hose attached to the toilet in the public bathroom…you know really securing how dirty they are to make ends meet, but its a cultural thing so whatever….

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2020

30

Mar

Rita Ora Egg Crisis of the Day

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Rita Ora made it clear when she posted this video that it was done before the quarantine, when wasting that much food was more socially accepted as motherfuckers around America are either risking their lives for a dozen eggs, or not able to get a dozen eggs, because they ordered their groceries on Walmart and 15 minutes before the deliver was to arrive, a week after the order was made, Walmart pulled the plug on the order…leaving you at home with an obese wife who couldn’t get fed…leading you to risk your life to get food to feed the bitch…because a hungry obese wife is way fucking worse than a full one in diabetic shock passed out in front of the TV.

Anyway…for those food waste fetishists, who like seeing girls destroy their food, instead of eating their food….like me, this should hit the fucking spot…so long as you’re not craving bacon and eggs, in which case it may trigger you…

If you are looking for humor in all this, it’s that Rita Ora, the popstar they tried to create who was forced to be an influencer, because she lost her record deal, is still trying to make music or pretend to make music to fulfill her musical dreams…that may never happen at the level she wants it to, but that happened enough that she’s basically won at life by not needing to resort to giving lap dances with her great tits…the way nature intended it to be….

Here’s that video:

Here she is on social media…

Here she is on IG right now doing Yoga with her tits out….kinda…not good enough…

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2020

30

Mar

Weird Instagram of the Day

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I avoid social media, now more than ever, thanks to everyone being a whining cunt on the internet, and me being totally uninterested in what any of those whining cunts have to say…but I occasionally come across some bullshit, like this account called @BREAST_CANCER_AWARENESS

I respect the pervert’s hustle, and for the longest time I wanted to put a breast cancer charity toolbar at the top of the site, to show how much I donated to breast cancer charities with the site, to justify all the tits I was posting and to pretend to advertisers that I wasn’t a smut peddler, but instead an activist, philathropist, fighting the good fight against our big enemy, breast cancer, because it tries to kill off bitches or at least it tries to steal their damn tits.

Anyway….this is the content from that dude’s account, because instagram thinks it’s breast cancer awareness tits, which along with instagram whore tits if you’re famous enough, and breast feeding pics, are the tits you are allowed on their publicly traded platform they try to not allow to trun into a porn site….even though it is a porn site…but shareholders and advertisers can’t know that…so they police it even though smut is the only thing humans actually like…

So here’s to @Breast_Cancer_Awareness and his insane content that instagram DEEMS appropriate.

He also does CERVIX CANCER FREE….LOLZ….straight from Instagram…Hilarious

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2020

30

Mar

Bella Thorne Nude of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who is basically the same as the employee kitchen garbage left at the Disney studio head offie, before the staff fucked off for quarantine 2 weeks ago, posted up this picture of her tits, as all the young girls looking for immediate feedback, attention, likes and comments do.

She’s pretending to take a bath, but has the look of always stinking, the kind of girl a fire hose spray down would still leave looking slimy as fuck….and she’s pretending with her tits out….

So edgy and artistic in their quarantine….as all these girls lose their fucking mind when left to their own devices, it’s like all girls are destined to be unstable cam girls or sex workers. They are coded to be the kind of girl fisting herself with a dildo in her ass for male attention, and the real challenge in the gameplay that is our life, which we can all agree feels like a simulation, is trying to not become that sex worker fisting herself…..it’s like everything in her core, soul, brain wants that…but her questionable morals, the impact or consequences it would have to her agents, and handlers, and all that is what gets in the way of her Youtube Series called “WILL IT FIT”….where she tries to insert various household objects…to see what would fit…as people place bets on whether it will fit…not realizing IT will all fit…she’s just that committed, eager, talented, et.

The quarantine is making people go nutty, I’ve been living this exact lifestyle for decades, therefore I can’t relate – but it’s fun to watch it all go down.

It also allows us to figure out if her tits are real tits or fake tits from Disney money….you know the things that matter in this time of “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”….

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2020

30

Mar

Healthcare Girls Gone Wild of the Day

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Support Our Troops….the frontline healthcare workers are getting a lot of praise from everyone around the world, like they are the heroes we need, even though they are the heroes we’ve always had…..

I don’t think it’s anything special that these health care workers are out there going to work during the crisis while we all get to chill, the whole reason they are in this position is to be there when there are pandemics. It’s the whole fucking point of working in healthcare….

Sure, it’s been cushy all their careers with a lack of a pandemic to really make them worth the high salaries they get according to me, not necessarily high salaries compared to useless people in the world like celebs or influencers, but still good pay for a three year college course compared to other three year college courses like fashion design, cabinet making and mechanics….

Nurses are paid well for working the system….and they were just hoping that there wouldn’t be a pandemic in their careers, where they’d have to really get their hands dirty….

I don’t see how them going to work despite there being a pandemic is a big deal, it’s their fucking jobs.

That said, nurses are the sex workers looking for doctor cum to fill them up even if they are married, because doctors have the lives nurses like to have sex with and hope to one day homewreck..masturbating, flashing tits, anything sexual is a good way to deal with stress…so naked nurses, naughty nurses, scrubs getting pulled off is trending…you know since nurses are the sex workers of the healthcare industry…and this is an updated bunch of pics on our ongoing COVID-19 healthcare worker titty documenting, since they are the only titties that can leave the house.

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