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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Feb

Ariel Winter Nipple Piercing of the Day

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You may be able to see Ariel Winter’s nipple ring if you look at this troll long enough, just don’t make eye contact, she may rape your soul….

The big tits that cut off her tits when she was still growing her tits is now out of work.

Luckily she’s got millions of dollars from scoring a hit TV sitcom job, the dream of actors pre-social media. It’s that old guard of Hollywood’s answer to being set for fucking life. You know a consistent paycheck of millions of dollars a year for as long as the show lasts…even if you’re the least compelling of the show…being on the show, keeps you there.

So set for life, retired at 21 or whatever age she is, because I can’t imagine girl getting more work, at least not looking like the troll that she is…..

Just don’t make eye contact with her…that’s how she traps you and lures you into her lair…a lair you’d all want in because you’re desperate and believe what you are sold and you’ve been told these big tits, that have been cut off once tits, but grew back tits, are the tits.

She’s just not very cute, but tits are tits, and she’s less fat, so I support that.

Here is her new hair inspired by Bella Thorne

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2020

Feb

Camille Chrystal Pourcheresse’s Hard Nips of the Day

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I wrote some post to a Kaley Cuoco fan the other day about hard nipples and dude got mad. Apparently, Kaley Cuoco was wearing a bra and he didn’t like that I implied that she wasn’t. The post was about how pathetic it is for anyone to get excited over hard nipples, sure stare at them, but to get excited by them, is pretty virginal. I referenced high school gym class, where a girl in our calls was the Resident Jennifer Aniston, before Jennifer Aniston existed, but was Jennifer Aniston because of the hard nips. Anyway, we eventually turned 16, eventually had sex, and hard nips still fun, were hardly as EXCITING as they were at that time, and could never live up to nipples of the past, and seeing dudes freak out about hard nips, is almost embarrassing…like get laid pervert.

Anyway, if you read the post, which you didn’t you’d know the story already, and realize that repurposing it is just lazy on my part, but then what else would I have to say about Camille Chrystal Pourcheresse in this shoot, other than “CHECK OUT THE NIPS IN THAT ONE PIC THOUGH”…

For those of you who don’t know who Camille Chrystal Pourcheresse, she also goes by Camille Rowe and she must be 100 years old in model years, as she’s been around for fucking ever and you’ve seen her titties before.

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2020

Feb

Bikini Girl Gets Jumped and Other Videos of the Day

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Fire Accident at Festival

A Girl Passes Out Singing…

Truck VS Bikes…

Melting Down Cans

Tain and a Truck…

A Trip Through Croc River

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Be more like the women of reddit and get really turned on by people talking about your body, complimenting it, looking at it, imagining what they would do if they could.

And send everyone at your job pics of your limp dick after a cold shower….

Give them something to talk about…and sue the boss for discrimination if he tries to fire you like you were Weinstein sexually assaulting

Here are some morning links….

Singer Duffy Says She was Kidnapped, Drugged and Raped…who is Duffy? Hilary Duffy?
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The Service Dog Failure is Hilarious
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Mechanic’s Weird Jump Start
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Pizza Stunt Gone Wrong
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Disney Doesn’t Want to turn Kids Queer
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6 Year Old Arrested in Orlando
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Barcode Music
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Crotchless Pantyhose
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Dog Saves Chickens from Fox
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Hilary Duff – Vigilante or Asshole?
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Pussy Cat Dolls are Back On
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Today’s Hangover Dump Gif’s Uncensored Video…
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Just here mapping out how I am going to re-route my GI tract to run through my penis hole in efforts to give the hookers a surprise of a lifetime. Call me Publisher’s Clearing House…or MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION….give the girls I pay to suck my dick a real treat…you think it stinks now…or that it’s gross when it gets in your mouth now…you have dead drug addict…JUST wait…big plans over here….but first probiotics. bone broth. celery juice….because the gut is the second brain…thanks facebook GURUS who are complaining about the origin of their meat not being labeled, unable to go to the local farm to get fresh meat due to being lazy, and who are now complaining that American chicken is chlorinated…to kill the bacteria….PUBLIC POOL CHICKEN…not quite as fun public pool pussy…I just talk a lot of shit about nothing….and soon I will be pissing shit…dreams can come true…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kate Beckinsale Singing to her Cat in a Tube T0p
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Hilary Duff – VIGILANTE
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Cher, Naomi Campbell and Kim K in a Motorcycle Gang Shoot Together
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Woman Forgets Parking Break…
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Hailey Baldwin Nipple
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Rat Cow Plastic Face Bikini Selfie
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Eating Spaghetti the Only Way that Makes Sense
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Bus Driver of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Singing to her Cat in a Tube T0p
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Sofia Richie Topless in a New Collab
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Bella Thorne’s Big Titties Hit the Headboard
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Katya Clover’s Nude Shoot
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Pete Davidson Wants to Leave SNL –
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Pete Davidson Calls Louis CK a Piece of Shit
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Netflix Adds Top 10 Lists
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Family Barely Avoids Train
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Longest Legs in Modelling
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Gabby larsson’s Cute Bikini Shoot….
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Fashion Designer’s Failed Tribute to Kobe
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What Harley Quinn Has to Say About Masculinity
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Nyc in 1911
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Woman Escapes Death
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Is Alison Brie the Next She-Hulk?
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Just Stealing a Car
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The Pussycat Doll on a Comeback
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Marti in her Crotchless Panties
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Aaron Carter Saves a Hummingbird
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Record Breaking Plank
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Steinfeld in some Pants
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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Lela Loren Side Tit
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ELisabeth Moss is Disgusting
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Some chick named Simone Missick in White Dress
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Some Chick Named Virginia Gardner in a Red Dress
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Some Chick Named Elle Fanning in Glasses
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Anne Winters in a Hot Dress
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Ashley Benson in what looks like a Flasher’s Trench Coat
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Clothed Lap Dance
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Violet Pink Gets Naked
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BIG TITTY JIGGLE
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Squirting on Mom’s Floor
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Olympia Valence NUDE Leaked Pics
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
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Little Mira is the Reddit Amateur of the Day
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New Black Porn Girl
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Amateur Lesbian Grind
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Nudists
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They Say this is an Influencer’s Sex Tape
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Flexible Girls
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Maitland Ward and Riley Reid in their Underwear
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Butthole Show
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Girls in Bikinis
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Coke In Asshole – In Case You Missed It
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Jenni is Not Getting Dressed
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Slow Motion Titty Drop
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2020

Feb

Sofia Richie’s Strategic Topless Shoot because Why Not of the Day

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General consensus is that Sofia Richie is hot, mainly because she’s not a blood relation to Nicole Richie, by the time this one, who is Lionel’s actual kid was old enough to be tainted by that trashy Nicole who was found in a dumpster, Nicole had already moved out. She’s 20 years older.

Despite being on the Kardashian show, because it’s a good marketing platform, even though it is making a deal with the devil, along with the face injections she clearly has, they all have them….she still manages to not annoy me…when everything annoys me…so there’s that…and I guess there’s these pics that aren’t a Kardashian supporting cast member’s sex tape from one of their rich person luxury vacations thanks to collectively winning at life…and all it took was selling their souls to the devil….not that Richie had to, her dad must be worth at least 100 – 500 million…Hello…

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2020

Feb

Hailey Bieber’s Pussy Mound in Spandex of the Day

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Hailey Bieber has mangled up her face in what I assume is a transition to become the next Bieber, they pretty much look the fucking same, only she’s got more filler inserted in her than she’s got Bieber dick in her…I don’t really know what that meant, but it was a natural direction this post took, since it’s about her pussy mound..

Like Beethoven and all the other greats, I don’t plan what my fingers type, it sort of channels through me from a higher place, maybe it’s a spiritual or religious experience, and maybe I am that Messiah that Christian Bieber, who I doubt is very Christian based on everything about her, from walking around cunt first, we can see her full pussy…that’s some stripper shit…to trying to be a false idol despite failing as a false idol…since the other false idols (Jenner /Hadids) did it better….but it doesn’t mean she doesn’t envy them…it just means she married Bieber to get her own shine….if you can’t get your own celebrity, fuck someone elses celebrity and get the affiliated or celebrity adjacent celebrity that comes with it…

Point being…BIEBER PUSSY…you always knew existed since Baby Baby Oh came out…but now you can see in some silly outfit…

Ugly Bieber Plastic Face or not, the ass is good though.

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2020

Feb

Shay Mitchell Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is loving her milk-filled, vein engorged, mom tits, at least we can assume she is based on her bikini choices she’s making in her not overly offensive recent mom body, while she’s out producing her Shay Mitchell travel and adventure series for YOUTUBE where she sells her own luggage line because being an actress has taken on new meaning, because influencers are the ones making all the money, even though there’s not way to determine who an actual influencer is, because every asshole on instagram seems to think they are famous, a guru, or an influencer. Pretty annoying…until the tits come out in bikinis…even vein engorged milk filled mom tits….what I’d consider the worst kind of tits…but the tits that allow married cuck’s to experience big tits since they are too busy to cheat on their wives with a set of fake tits since the idea of masculinity has shifted and you’re all a bunch of pussies whipped by pussy.

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2020

Feb

Bella Hadid Nude of the Day

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Bella Hadid and her clown looking cartoon face created by face injections in an attempt to turn an ugly bitch hot, which pulled one over on all the marketing people at brands or at least in fashion, to use the bitch in their campaigns and let her walk their runway because she has instagram hype and thus that can be applied to their sales…since everything is on social media….chasing the clicks.

The only decent thing about her, besides being skinny, a needed thing for her model career that her mom injected into her brain, because model moms never want fat kids, and I guess her arab tits, but even that is discounted by how garbage she is and how evil everything she represents is. They bought this career and she’s just a rich kid playing make-belief in this simulation that is apparently reality, but I’m not convinced.

As she sits in some spa doing slutty sex worker level selfies for attention, I will stare at her tits, but I’ll do it annoyed, because I know she’s shit, and has nothing to offer the world…but above all that…I know she’s a fucking ugly ….but thanks to The Weeknd, you can always imagine a big black cock in her, which may make her hot to some of you cucks out there.

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2020

Feb

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco’s got her hard nips on her bolt ons out without a bra on because that’s the whole point of fake tits….never needing a bra…many girls justify their titty purchases based on all the savings they’ll get from not needing to buy bras…not that Kaley Cuoco needs to save money on Bras, she probably has all kinds of bras and other lingerie to keep things hot now that she barely works…since her nerd show is over…

Anyway she has hard nips, which I always find funny to see the nerds into this kind of content get excited over, I mean when I was in high school, we had a Jennifer Aniston with big tits and hard nips, making every gym class fun…but we were virgins…who eventually got laid and realized that hard nips aren’t that big of a deal..tits do that.

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