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2020

Feb

Kate Upton Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Kate Upton, who is now a mom, brought out her tits in a bikini. She did it with her arms pressing into the tits to give them some perk. Some old slutty tactics to give tits pop. “Oh let me just hold this drink in a way that squeezes my massive fat tits together for the photo”. Tactics she has to take because otherwise people could lose sight of the focal point and instead notice that she’s not hot.

I’ve been a Kate Upton hater since the day she happened. I wasn’t against the big tits, just the hype that was around her. People everywhere praised her for being this hot young thing, and I was like “do they not realize she’s a fat chick, boxy, with a shitty midsection, shitty legs, a shitty ass, and this is her at her best…she’s just going to get more and more disgusting as time goes on”….and I was right…she was plus sized they squeezed under the radar like Upton squeezed into size large bikinis, and every dude…blinded by tits…praised her…called me a faggot for calling her fat…it was a dark time for me….

I realize, what Upton realizes and that is that you can buy a career when you are rich from your Grandad inventing Whirlpool, but also that tits get hits and America loves tits, so if you can be the set of big tits America loves…you’re good to go.

I’m not saying that Upton is the UGLIEST OUT THERE. I am not saying her tits are bad or that the bikini pics aren’t welcomed for old times, I’m just saying that even at her best…she wasn’t that great…you’re just a bunch of bros who are like “oh yeah…tits”.

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2020

Feb

Ass Out and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude’s Dance gets Interrupted by an Accident

Busty Serbian

Drunk of the Day

Girl Vs Tram

Mini Snow Digger Road Rage

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love when people refer to any dead celebrity or entertainment personality as a pioneer.

Whether it’s a music producer, film writer, singer / song writer, director, actor, circus performer, pretty much ANYTHING, if you know of them they aren’t usually pioneers, they are usually the person who took the pioneers idea mainstream.

I always read “pioneer at this” or “pioneer at that” but they should rephrase that to “first to do it mainstream”. I just feel these “creatives” aren’t all that creative and they go online or to clubs or to buskers and and build off those who are. The famous are just good marketers more than anything.

It is so rare for someone is “randomly” found and randomly doing things different who randomly find an audience or success.

That said, I just read an article about a girl who goes to the doctor and says “take out my uterus, turn my clitoris into a penis, but leave the vaginal opening”….and the doctors go…ok….and accidentally remove the vaginal opening….so she’s left with her clit dick and no egg hole to keep her drugs in…or to live out her life as a Jamie Lee Curtis…and the poor confused doctors are now out of a job for not understanding her fucking weirdness… She wanted to be a JAMIE LEE CURTIS, but they made her a TONY CURTIS….At least there is still an anus…

This is the world…

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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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My biggest concern, which is less of a concern and more of an “Interest” is which celebrity will be the first to die of the Coronavirus as the earth slowly gets eradicate of the biggest disease….HUMANS….

Like a cancer across the great globe we call EARTH…billions of little bacteria called HUMANS go about their shitty days, being self involved shitty people, screaming into the phones at each other when not taking pics of themselves, disrupting my peaceful existence…throwing tantrums in supermarket lines or when driving as they rush to some useless event or appointment…and that’s just scratching the surface of inconvenience….I mean at the core humans are terrible….whether they are Hollywood famous or evil corporation management…or the bitch next door who gets in my fucking way….so the only gossip I’m into “reporting” is celebs as they die off….instead of their tits…I’m pretty exhausted by their tits…and really they aren’t even great tits…better tits are the tits you can jerk off on in actual life…or at least assume you can jerk off on them in actual life…while celebs try to remain exclusive, unattainable and not even as hot as the everyday girls on the internet…

So get that Coronavirus to California ASAP…I don’t wish bad things on people, but remember celebrities aren’t people.

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Pete Davidson Threw Digs at Ariana Grande on the Netflix Special
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Hailee Steinfeld in a White T-Shirt
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Stella Maxwell’s BTS Lingerie Shoot
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Ambrosio’s Sequin Bikini Top
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Some Chick Named Ashley Martelle from Instagram
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Lily Collins Front Row Cleavage
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Andreea Micu Doesn’t Know How to Use a Belt
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Mac Culkin Goes back to Acting….
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Britney Spears lOoking Old
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E.L. James Wrote more Fan Erotica that is Being Made into a Movie
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Some Naked Cosplayer
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Some High School Gym Fantasies?
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Co-Founder of Mazzy Star – Dead
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Woman Doesn’t Believe in Evolution – Goes to Museum to Debunk it…
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Singer Claims to Have Been Raped
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Weird Jump Start…
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Raw Sewage Truck Explodes!!
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Russel Brand’s Expensive House
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2020

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Stripper Outfit for Carnaval of the dAy

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I wonder what the cut-off age for an outfit like this is. I mean are we supposed to be excited by a weathered and played out Victoria’s Secret model who was imported by the brand that financed Epstein, where they made her a millionaire and celebrity, which I am sure came at a fucking cost. I’ve always just assumed the VS girls are third world prostitutes chasing a dream and willing to do anything for that dream, but when they are 40…it’s hardly exciting.

You do realize that we live in a world where EVERY girl is posting more revealing pics of themselves than this and they aren’t 40 year old overhyped garbage….that we’ve seen half naked for 2 fucking decades..

The internet is a magical place with access to so much information that Ambrosio in her slutty outfit for some Catholic event like Ash Wednesday…or LENT….is just fucking boring.

I don’t think it’s just me who finds this shit dull, basically no one under 30 gives a fuck about any of this shit because so much better shit happens in their fucking living rooms every night of the week thanks to how slutty girls are….

What I am saying is trash this trash…not to mention her “model” tits look like little round implants and there’s nothing more unfortunate than that lie.

That said, I am giving up on bitches trying to be hot despite being old bitches for LENT…I’m sure they’ll all still be there after Easter…proving themselves…one slutty pic at a time.

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2020

Feb

Stella Hudgens Butt Shot of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens sister you’ve jerked off to because like me, you prefer the sister of celebrity to the celebrity, not because they are hotter than the celebrity, but because they are more insecure, feel inadequate, but have all the access the celebrity has…it is far better than dealing with a star, you know dealing with the loser that being the second string is. You know she lives well, probably gets paid a couple 100k a year in “allowance” from the celebrity fund, without having to work, and they may be bratty cunts, but what girl isn’t, only you can always throw the fact that they aren’t the celeb in the bitches face…because you know they know thye suck..

ANYWAY, nothing like the magical optical illusion that is the POOL to make a bitch look like she’s got a fake ass, and she may have a fake ass,

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2020

Feb

Ambre Renard’s Hot Black and White Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Ambre..which is a pretty funny name, she claims to be a legit model, which basically means nothing To see her instagram CLICK HERE ….where you will learn what I have learned and that is that she’s a nude friendly, titty forward, activist who probably doesn’t think she does smut, but that you can jack off to the content in efforts to prove her fucking wrong…

She’s a picture lover and nature addict…who I assume is “Free the Nip”…”Sex Positive”…”Don’t Shame Nudity”…and all the good things that make instagram a great contribution to all of our lives thanks to all the fucking nude girls out there….it’s a revolution motherfuckers…and AMBRE is one of the fighting soldiers…and her fight is pretty easy…all she has to do is get naked on camera…which she probably does for free because she just likes it that much.

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2020

Feb

Emmy Rossum Old Tits of the Day

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I hate Emmy Rossum. I don’t entirely know why. I mean she got naked on Shameless for a decade when the show confused her for being one of the stars and basically wrote around her, about her, like a central compelling person while she consistently sucked. I actually stopped watching the show Season 2, I mean I’d see the good parts, like the sex scenes on the internet after the fact, and even with that I’d think EMMY ROSSUM sucks….so when she got fired, I had to start watching again, because there is life after the scam that is EMMY ROSSUM, the girl who wanted to be a legit celebrity, who ended up deciding to get naked on Cable, because it was the only work she could get and eventually “mattering’…..

Her latest role as Angelyne, the pink Corvette driving Phoebe Price inspiring paparazzi fodder of the last 30 years, thanks to her taking billboards out about herself. This is her as Angelyne….in old-make-up, some prosthetic tits, living out old lady who looks like a street whore fetishes – I hope none of you motherfuckers have.

LA loves to make movies about “LA” things…like Angelyne…..I’m holding out for Phoebe Price Biopic…where she is played by LOHAN..in Lohan’s oscar winning performance…where half the move takes place at the celebrity pumpkin patch where Pheobe goes to half naked every year knowing the paps are there….the pivotal moment in all of our lives…the conflict and resolution of the movie about whether the paparazzi will actually sell off the pics to the photo agencies…because you never know when you’re not actually famous.

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2020

Feb

Britney Spears Hard Nipples Broken Foot of the Day

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Britney Spears may have hard nipples on her mom tits in this red t-shirt, but this may be the moment when we have to accept that Britney Spears is 40 years old.

I mean I almost appreciate what is going on here, because the roles in her neck that stem from her age, but also from being worked hard the last 20 years as a prisoner or slave for the family…she’s been on all kinds of meds, she’s done all kinds of drugs. She’s basically lived a rough fucking life…despite it being behind the pearly gates of her mansions while she sat on a pile of money she wasn’t allowed to spend because that was dipping into Daddy’s profits….so conservatorship was the answer….they’ve kept running a LONG time. Solid scam, I mean his sperm made her…he should have a right to get an ROI.

ANYWAY, I apprecaite this neck, this old lady neck, in a time when every girl over 19 is jacked the fuck up like a Kardashian with fillers and other bullshit….making them basically look like fucking clowns. Instead she chose the SHAR-PEI look. Interesting.

I’m all for REAL aging, even if it’s not as hot, and doesn’t get the same praise J.Lo gets when she’s at the superbowl.

That’s not to say Britney doesn’t get the injections, it’s just to say it sure as hell doesn’t look like she does….

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2020

Feb

Halsey Bolt Ons Getting Wet of the Day

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I guess the good thing about bolt ons, versus stick ons, is that bolt ons can get wet…the water doesn’t fuck up the glue, cuz them tits are being boosted from the inside…

Halsey is some bullshit popstar that Hollywood bought into her silly story, from being homeless to being black, she’s consistently annoying.

She’s also been seen ripping bumps of some white powder during some Miami music week, yet brands don’t boycott her, let her continue to taint and confuse the kids around America.

I don’t care about any of that, I have seen that entertainment industry or the media in general is some hypocritical shit..so I just accept that and stare at the tits, even when you can’t see the tits, cuz they are submerged in a way you kinda wish her head was, you know if only that drug use led to the overdose that ends her….a boy’s allowed to dream.

Instead we get to look at her sharing pics she’s taken of herself cuz she feels like she’s hot…the worst.

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