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2020

24

Feb

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

Kara Del Toro is pretty much just an influencer, what she influences is up for debate, but I think it’s probably mainly rich dudes who like fucking girls from instagram with a lot of followers, rather than actual moms, or women into style or health and wellness tips and products…because trolling instagram into presenting you like you are relevant can be both lucrative and exciting…lots of travel, lots of adventure, lots of nude shoots, lots of pretending you’re interesting, or like you have something to say….when you probably don’t….but you’re in a bikini so who gives a fuck and now dead magazines that have crawled out of history to make a comeback are doing centerfold shoots with you like you’re a celeb and not a hometown hottie…dreams do come true…

Her influencer captions include:

“So happy to be back in California ?? corn chip anyone?”

“die-dye + Fanta makes me happy”

“She’s candid. Also is 5 photos too much?”

That is the shit she brings you to caption her nude shoots….this is what makes her a brand friendly “influencer”….while the bikini pics make her a prime candidate for Sugar Baby….no wonder everyone is dumb fuck dot com.

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2020

24

Feb

Kaia Gerber Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is either on some ILLUMINATI shit, where the secret society control our minds through their network of celebrities they create to push their agenda on us….which I don’t entirely believe, despite knowing how the whole media controlling everyone’s mind works. I’ve been around long enough to see calculated marketing efforts to make someone famous who otherwise shouldn’t be famous…but in Kaia Gerber’s case, I think it’s good old fashioned Public Relations, her family is dialled into the media, her mom is a big fucking deal, and ICON if you will, and if they choose to put a little money in hyping her up beyond being “Cindy Crawford’s Daughter”…you know as being her own credible model who would be there regardless of who her parent’s are…they have the resources to do that…and lucky for them the media is lazy, the public lazy, we just sort of accept what is presented to us….and I am sure Kaia Gerber will remain as useless as she is, giving us nothing worth our time, but a few nude shoots….she’s just not that interesting…but the media seems to think she’s worth talking about…she’s fucking everywhere…so this is me talking about her….although she died when I found out she fucked Pete Davidson…I get the whole broken rich kid thing and I typically don’t care who a girl puts up in her…but in this case…I just see some lame groupie teen being forced into this for her moms ego and eventually it will all crash.

I like when things crash.

More of her nipples out at Versace

Here she is with her nipples all hard for i-D magazine..

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2020

24

Feb

Faith Schroder Slutty Side Boob of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Richard Schroder, better knowns as Ricky Schroder from Silver Spoons’ daughter. She’s 18 and along with her sister is out there doing half naked shoots, because everyone does half naked shoots, everyone wants to be a bikini or lingerie model dudes jerk off to, even ugly chicks. It’s weird.

She’s some LA based rich kid, so this kind of behavior is expected and encouraged, it’s just funny that they are positioning her or tryijng to position her as a super model, when she’s just some slutty and skinny blonde girl dancing around when not half naked….

Which brings up an important point, TikTok, which this video may or may not be filmed for….but that is basically the exact same content of people doing choreographed dances like a bunch of assholes, and for some reason it’s going to take out INSTAGRAM (finally)….the China owned and operated, tracking your every move thanks to people who like to watch dance routines, fuelled by people who like to make dance routines, is just beyond fucking strange…why can’t we just stick to the sex tapes.

Here she is slutty in a bikini

Her instagram is full of smut CLICK HERE but I have no idea when she turned 18….so you’re warned.

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2020

24

Feb

January Jones Bath Time Nudity of the Day

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January Jones is in the bath, showing all you caring perverts that life as a single mom is rough, so rough that sometimes you just need to take a minute to bathe off the sin.

I’ve never been into January Jones so the fact that I am watching her bathe is just a testament of the times thanks to social media…where the kind of person who became a “celelbrity” from her humble Oregon beginnings, is going to naturally overshare her because she fucking loves the attention, feedback, and likes…it’s her drug…along with getting cummed inside by dudes who refuse to admit they are her child’s father.

As someone who hates celebrities and who thinks they are all trashy whores, even if they were born into the industry, this kind of behavior is expected and I guess welcomed because I’d rather see some bitch on TV in the bath pretending to be real…instead of walking around in paparazzi pics pretending to be bothered by all the hype she generated for herself by getting knocked up by a mystery man out of wedlock who has yet to admit he’s the dad.

You know, if you’re a media whore or attention whore and that’s why you’re even in LA in the first place, take advantage of that direct line to your fans.

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end with her fisting herself in a “look how stretchy my cunt is now that I’ve have a baby and hundreds of important cock that helped me get famous in me”….

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2020

24

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Cant Stop the Bikini Content of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley may be old as shit but thanks to modern science and being rich, bitch is injecting stem cells from abortions, not her abortions, unless she saved her abortions, because she’ too old to get pregnant not too old for you to want to cum inside her…because she looks good….thanks to being rich as shit and committing her life to looking good because without looking good she’d be nothing. A career built on looking good, her only currency cuz she’s got bank accounts with currency in it, is validation from looking good…I guess…just another old vain bitch trying to get the praise from all for being hot…like an old mom on reddit who has been working out the last 6 months and is ready to show off her new tits…you can’t hate on this content produced by her trans son of his mom he wants you jerking off to….so many fetishes going on right her…right now.

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2020

24

Feb

Ashley Benson Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Benson knows what trauma and hurt really is…because I can assure you that she’s been found, at various times in her life, with a perfectly good pussy to fuck, but with no strap on in sight.

Maybe she left it at home, you can’t take that strap-on out with you, making the sex outside of home a planned thing, ruining all spontaneity…plus you can’t really travel with one for fear of the shame if it got pulled out at customs…or by TSA…especially when you’re famous.

The plight of the lesbian who wants to get down the way SEX is supposed to be, but doesn’t have the dick attached to a harness / belt to get it the way she wants, so instead it’s just a grind…..Cunt on cunt, looking like when you take 2 peanut butter sandwiches out of your lunch back in high school that look all smushed together, just grinding like it’s a bad lap dance…until eventually one of them demands getting fisted…

Lesbian sex…a weird thing…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2020

24

Feb

Brittany Snow Swimsuit of the Day

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Brittany Snow is old as shit but that doesn’t deter her from wearing her bathing suit, it just deters her from wearing a TWO piece…OH…what’s this bitch hiding from us? A gut? Stretch marks from all her babies. Some unfit sloppy shit…. Probably.

Her dad is named John Snow, I don’t watch that Dragon show, but he probably is the reason she got into this acting career, you know cuz Game of Thrones did good for him, the book was first published in 1996, so the timeline makes sense since her first real acting job was in 1999 after John was a known celebrity to nerds who read.

I am sure you remember her from Zac Efron’s pool party…and Ashley Tisdale’s It’s Alright, It’s Ok….but I remember her from Pitch Perfect…unfortunately.

Either way, I guess Brittany Snow had a pool party this weekend and her Pitch Perfect co-star Anna Camp was also there being hot with her TITTY ON a table. What’s up wit that?

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2020

24

Feb

Elisabetta Canalis Nipple Top of the Day

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Do you believe in life after George Clooney?

Apparently Elisabetta Canalis doesn’t, unless she’s got her full tits out for the world to see and remember her for dating George Clooney back when he had a Lake Como Italian fetish, and using some Italian TV host filled that void, along with eating lots of pasta.

It must be weird getting all that international attention because of the dick you choose to put inside you, only to be totally forgotten 5 minutes after he dumps you….and 10 years later…your attempt to get seen, noticed or paid attention to basically involves walking around topless, like some homeless crackhead who just got fucking raped, or some schizophrenic having an episode unaware that they are actually in public when they strip down and simulate showering in a fountain.

It is Fashion week, so a good excuse to be fashionably topless, plus ITALY is the second country in line for the most cases of Corona Virus, so don’t take chances of getting your outfit covered in disease…

What I am getting at is that I support Elisabetta Canalis and her life after CLOONEY. She’s doing great.

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2020

24

Feb

Brooke Perry Lingerie of the Day

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Brooke Perry is probably not Luke Perry’s daughter, but that doesn’t meant that you can’t pretend she is, you know for those of you in your 40s who grew up wishing you could be Luke Perry thanks to his cool guy 1950s James Dean sideburns while you were jerking off to the cast of 90210….

She seems to be a legit model with an agency that reps a lot of the VS models so maybe this is the future of underwear promo modeling for the brand.

She was born in 1992 in Montana so she’s pushing 30, which is a little old to be getting recognition in the underwear game, some GRANNY shit…like keep your 28 year olds at the Super Market buying fucking baking goods for their kid’s bake sale at their daycare…keep it out of MY underwear catalog masturbation fetish.