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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have always been a pervert, so back when other people weren’t perverts, but were prude fucks, I was doing all the pervert investigating, whether it was showing girls weird pornos back in the VHS days at parties, or consistently asking what color their pubic hair was, it was a pre-wax era of bush, the good years, a simpler time for everyone except the billion dollar industry waxing created. I’d ask nipple size and color, I’d ask to be flashed, I’d ask about masturbating, how and to what and EVERYONE single girl I’d talk this shit to, would act grossed out and offended….girlfriends wouldn’t let their boyfriends hang with me…I worked in porn…I was fascinated by the weird fetishes of the internet, back when it was underground and it was all hilarious and fun to dig into and laugh at…or jerk off to..depending on how weird it is…

But now..the entire world is a weird porn obsessed group of perverts – making me safe and tame….the shit people watch and are into is substantially weirder and creepier than anything I would laugh at….and they are there jerking off to it….

So now I am forced to make fun of all this trash, since shock value doesn’t work in a world of depraved idiots, but that’s ok, I am too old to be the sexually frustrated pervert with a broken dick….I also don’t really care to have an audience, or build an audience, or have fans, if I did, I’d have had a youtube of myself talking about ticks and tips about my influencer life…but it is funny that shit I got so much hate for…is barely a fucking blip on the radar anymore….cuz all you fuckers surpassed me in weirdness….

So click the links, find your smut, make this magic.

Hot Girl Shaking her Ass
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TI Gets His Daughter Virginity Tested Yearly…Creepy
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Dude Gets Slapped Fuckign Hard
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Drunk Girl in Slutty Ass Costumes Punches Bouncer Brawl
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Storm Causes Alligator to Enter the Neighborhood
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Halloween Slutty Costumes
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Being Generous Can Backfire – the Halloween Edition…
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Sharon Stone Suing Trashy Rapper Slut for her Song Sharon Stoned
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Celebrities are so Fucking Lame
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Chloe Bennet Cleavage…
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Slutty Famous Chicks at a Fashion Event
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James Dean to be in a Movie Despite Being Dead…
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Update on the Jeff Epstein
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Richard Gere Having a Second Kid at 70…
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Chloe Chaloner See Through
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Maya Hawke Legs
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BART Employee Saves Passenger…
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Slutty Famous Chicks in a Cleavage Battle
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How Many of You Have Jacked off Keanu Reeve’s Girlfriend…
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Fortnight Player Cries
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Workout betty
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Rat in the Toilet – Terrifying…
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Punching Brock Lesnar Fail
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Paper Guitar
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Purse Snatcher Gets Beat with a Stick
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Things to Get the Nerds in your Life
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Valentina Bissoli in Lingerie…
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Finding a 50k Amethyst…
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Adriana Lima Sexy for PUMA
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Woman Knocks Out Husband….with Garage…
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American Properties are Slowly Shrinking
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Rat Cow Decides to Cancel Eminem Cuz He Said He’d Beat Rihanna too…Unfortunately no one is beating her up…
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Mariah Carey’s Christmas Plans
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Road Rager Gets it Back…
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Madison Beer in a Sweat Suit
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Kelsea Ballerini Cleavage
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Lohan at the Derby…
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Katie Holmes in a Sheer Top..kinda…
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Cara Delevingne Nude…
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Moran Got Tits
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Dianna Agron in a White Suit…
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Joan Smalls Slut Outfit
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Tia Carere Bigger and Cleavage – Wayne’s World…
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Rose Bertram in a Tight Dress
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Drew Barrymore in Pants..
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I decided to do a tumblr porn for old times.
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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GLamour Model Holly Peers Topless in the Mirror like it was the UK 2005
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Extreme Insertion
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Big Titty Girl in Car Change
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Crackheads!
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Girl Shows Tits on Cam
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Miss Missing in THick Panties…
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Weird Mating Dance
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Christmas 2010 Sluts…
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When you want to look and feel like a sex doll
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Fat Ass Twerking
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Another Hot Reddit Amateur
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Paris in a Glass chair
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Blue Angel Naked
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Tess B – Naked
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Crotch Shot!
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2019

Nov

Serena Williams Bathing Suit Wetness of the Day

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Mrs Reddit, the front page of the internet, is out here in a bathing suit, doing the best to bring you some interracial, multi-gender cuz she’s too fit to be hormonally a woman, tennis star in a bathing suit getting wet, good times….

From one of the best tennis stars in the world in the history of Tennis, like a trans woman competing in a woman sport due to her size and power, to the waterslides of wherever the fuck she is, doing some MILF shit…

It may not be the hottest thing you’ve seen today, unless you have looked at nothing but yourself in the mirror, or on selfie cam….because you have no friends and you facetime youself for human contact…from your computer to your phone…like the sad and lonely fuck that you are…

But some of you nerds may be into this….I mean if it’s good enough for your overlord with his massive porno empire that they pretend isn’t a porno empire…the harbors some weird fucking shit thanks to communities of weirdos popping up on their /r pages…..someone out there’s gotta have a Serena Williams fetish….even though I don’t…but I do like watching female tennis, despite hating sports, because tennis is fun to watch, and when the girls still look like dainty girls before this one eats them up and spits them out, there are a lot of ass flashes and seductive moans….which makes it something you can masturabate to…but then again, you can masturbate to anything…you are just that sexually deprived….in some places that could make you some kind of superhero…just not on this planet…on this planet it makes you creepy…real fucking creepy…

Either way, I do this for you…appreciate my hard effort with my awesome edited video…cuz this motherfucker cropped out the reddit child created in her “womb”…because I respect the privacy celebrity kids…until they turn 18 and start posting up slutty pics to climb out of their parent’s shadows by leveraging their parents’ name…but failing because it takes a compelling person to become famous, and a lame person to ride her name to be famous….IRELAND BALDWIN…

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2019

Nov

Sierra Skye Naked for her Birthday of the Day

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The trend for the young instagram girls with way too many followers, like this Sierra Skye girl, who isn’t even that hot, but that has positioned herself as a fitness influencer, because she’s got a fat ass, that she got through fitness under the watchful eye of her coach, her stage parent mom, who looks like a gutter Florida beauty queen turned fitness model….trash.

So thanks to instagram, she is more than just a cocktail waitress she should have been…cuz she was born for it…..now she’s an INFLUENCER.

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2019

Nov

Paula Patton Hard Nip of the Day

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How excited are you for some bitch Alan Thicke’s son’s ex wife baby mommas hard nipple…

I know, so hot right…

So critical to all of our lives…right…

RIGHT…

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2019

Nov

Ekaterina Zueva Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Ekaterina Zueva is a nobody with a big set of bolt on tits. That’s all. Which I guess in this day and age isn’t a bad thing to be because so many skinny girls with bolt on tits are able to find customers for their services. Not to say this girl is a hooker, despite looking like one and having the name of one, and 2.2 million followers…but I will say that the girls of backpages needed to find somewhere to sell their vaginas in their DMs and obviously facebook/instagram was the place for that, and since FB/IG are too big to touch, or take down, they get all the pageviews and followers to the content of these girls selling themselves…and even if this one isn’t a sex worker, she likely only dates rich guys, someone has to pay for the POOL life, and really we’re all selling ourselves one way or another, but she should look into getting better fake tits….the fuckers she has are about as natural looking as having two jack-o-latterns she found on the street the day after halloween epoxied to herself….yes…mid rot pumpkin tits…MY Favorite kind of pie.

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2019

Nov

Bella Throne Topless Hot Tub Sex of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her new boyfriend Aaron Carter looking motherfucker fucking in the hot tub….

I think the best thing, or most important thing we have been able to pull from the Bella Thorne experience…you know from 17 year old Disney kid to Naked girl in a hot tub on Instagram for attention….is just how boring content becomes…

I am sure part of the reason I am saying this is because I’ve been doing this for 14 years, but it’s also because everyone is doing the same damn thing. These idiots are lazy, don’t try to be interesting or compelling, and when they try to show their relatable personal side, it is just gross and involves them talking about yeast infections, their IBS, or other great fucking things that I think could be left out of the social media feed and replaced with good content…..

We can also learn that in just 3 years a girl can go from hot and fresh faced, from Disney, her tits exciting and new you know fun tits being flashed, doing fitness, being silly…. to a used up, dark, broken, victim of sexual assault, exploited by her mom disgusting trash…

She doesn’t look good, healthy, sexy, and this content isn’t fun, hot or good…so her working as a porn director to be cheeky or silly or to add to her personal brand of relevance cuz all kids watch porn…is not quite coming through in her own content…but it will, the sex tape will happen, there is no where to go but there….and she’s not going to accept that she’s already peaked…they never fucking do..but should.

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2019

Nov

Ariana Grande Slutty Moments of the Day

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I do not like Ariana Grande but here she is in various moments being slutty because why the fuck not….

She’s a midget in blackface that no one seems to call out being a midget in black face…she causes terrorist level attacks just by booking concerts…at least one dude has killed himself no thanks to her and her parading around with that mutant Pete Davidson…and she is just an all around garbage can of Disney executive Semen…slowly drying up…like the jar of semen on your bed stand, only far richer and seemingly more important…but still just a stinky pile of shit that should have been left on an old t-shirt in the corner of the room..but instead grew into this literal shit…

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2019

Nov

Kimberley Garner Erotica of the Day

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Kimberley Garner makes me laugh, not because she’s doing anything funny or even interesting, but because she was a UK reality star, who may not have been an actual star, but got enough Paparazzi bikini pics to make you think she was…who moved to LA to make it in America you know to take that fame to the next level…all while being a hot body who is often half naked in a bikini…which is now standard and even boring…but for some reason no one fucking cares. She is no further along in her fame than she was a few years ago…despite the constant hustle of bikini pics showing off her body..

What is wrong with the world when a hot half naked girl doesn’t get that “Influencer” status she always dreamed of…yet dogs like Olivia Culpo the NFL vagina that gets passed around the locker room like Tom Brady was Quarter backing (he’s the only Quarterback I know, don’t mistake this for me liking him, sports are queer)….

Anyway here she is ass out again for no one to give a fuck..

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2019

Nov

Hunter Haley King Squat Erotica

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Hunter King with the Squattica? Should we trademark that word to represent and describe the kind of gym content you watch when you jerk off to work out videos on instagram?

Even the most amateur, newbie, barely a pervert, maybe even an A-Sexual who finds all sexual things disgusting, could watch this and think “it’s like she’s bouncing on a dick, but in pants, in the gym, but who cares, I have an imagination and not even that good of one”…

I still don’t know who Hunter King is, but I’ve done a bunch of posts on her, all life changing I am sure….maybe she’s got them printed and framed on the wall with all her Oscars….MAYBE….

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2019

Nov

Another Rachel Cook Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Rachel Cook doing what she does best, not being Rachel Leigh Cook but using her name fucking hard…cuz as all internet marketers will tell you, that google traffic is free traffic and when you’re trying to build up your life as a “whatever the fuck Rachel Cook is”….

She is apparently a model at least on Instagram, coming in with 2.6 million potential followers, not necessarily real followers, but no one looks into that, they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, or watching porn as all people are doing…

I am pretty sure she’s done playboy, which would make sense cuz she’s half naked in 78 percent of her pics….where she is getting 150k likes on each of her half naked pics…which is absurd since her whole schtick is being a slut on instagram which eventually gets boring…cuz her feed is boring…

But it’s like one of those things, if you get a car you run it into the ground, these people aren’t original or creative as we can’t expect anything interesting to come from them besides just their tits…so these are her and her tits…milking it until the free ride is over, not that it will be over, rich guys like financing, impregnating girls with fake model careers…it’s like charity or guilt or something that makes them feel powerful and in control of the pussy they think 2.6 million people want to fuck….and you are one of them I am sure.

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