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Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Katy Perry Tucks her Titties in her Boxers of the Day

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2019

Nov

Sarah Hyland Stomach Scars of the Day

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Sarah Hyland the NICOTINE ADDICT and her stomach scars went to the gym….because Nicotine is a Nootropic that helps in performance…especially when you have had a double Kidney transplant due to some secret disease that is clearly a major disease as most people don’t get two free Kidneys to live…oh the celebrity life…getting you the celeb discount on organs….free…let the peasants die for our royalty…

That said, nothing like a “I’ve had two organ transplants, rocking some other motherfuckers organ inside her”…making fucking her urethra the weirdest fucking threesome….and I wonder if the ghost of her donor chimes in every once in a while like it does when I buy used panties at the Salvation Army Store….you never know what you are going to bring home…

That said, nothing like getting in with a girl who has already had this many healthy issues, her life expectancy short, I guess her gay fiance is on some Katharine McPhee strategy…you don’t have to commit too long just get in that WILL….I am…

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2019

Nov

Stella Maxwell Pussy Slip of the Day

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Stella Maxwell dressed as the queen of pussy flashing, Britney Spears for halloween. so it makes sense that she took this time to let her own pussy slip out of the costume.

Well everyone is wondering why Keanu Reeves is dating their grandmother…I choose to look at fake lesbian hipster gone promo model for a horrible brand….labia.

I celebrate labia.

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2019

Nov

Titty Talent and Other Videos of the Day

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Driver gets cup thrown at him

Dude Passin Out on the Smoke

Dude falls in a pool…

Dude Slips on his Shit…

Luxury High Rise Fire…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Dragging myself to update the site like I was the above GIF…

Only my ass doesn’t look like this and more importantly, I haven’t changed my gender yet, even though everyone is doing it, but I just hate following the crowd and then there is all that paper work…

I can barely wipe my ass properly, to expect me to reassign my gender is asking a lot, but I do think it will do a lot for the site. I will become an activist and a voice for trans people. I will always have an excuse for my mean spirited behavior that no one will question and no one will misidentify me as a misogynist since I am not a misogynist but they like to think I am cuz I make fun of celebs for being lame, overrated, garbage fucking people…

So I guess I am nothing like the above GIF…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Tom Brady Just Said N WORD!
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Stuck Boat – Comes Loose…
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Ninja Turtle Butt Weirdness..
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Hugh Hefner’s Daughter in Law is a Harry Potter Actress…
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Big Titty Girl at the Cash..
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You have been cutting pomegranates wrong!
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Miley’s Lesbian – Milking Miley’s Sex – for Her Personal Gain..
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Hilary Clinton On Killing epstein – I can’t view video in my country..
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WeeMan’s Van
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Keanu Reeves Goes Public with Older Girlfriend…
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Adriana Lima Looking’ Hot
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Anna Faris Cleavage Pic To Celebrate Being engaged –
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The grocery store is the only benefit of having a food obsessed, over-eating eating disorder, obese wife who just won’t fucking die like I expected her to after the first 10 years together, because obesity kills slowly, I don’t even think she has diabetes, despite eating fucking everything, and not being able to wipe her ass, unless that’s just her angle, it would be something she’d do to get anything close to her twat, it is that bad….

Because the Grocery Store is pretty fucking slutty place now that everyone dresses slutty. Better in the summer when bitches wore short shorts and no bras so the AC would make them titties hard…but leggings…cameltoe…asses are everywhere…forcing me to come to terms with the fact that the only hot pussy I see in real life is at the fucking grocery store…not at parties, clubs, orgies, my bed, strip clubs, brothels…but at a fucking grocery store…like I’m a emmascualted houseboy…cuz I am…

So as I head to spend the next 3 hours buying 5 things to stare at the tits….I hope you’re doing less pathetic than me….and if you’re not…click the stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS…

epstein didn’t kill himself…
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Dude Sets Crotch on Fire…
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Woman Closing Window on Giraffe Should be Killed
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Dead Actor of the Day
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Dude Body Slams a Guy Who Attacked the Police
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RIP Survivor Legend…..
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Slutty Titty Top
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San Francisco Homless man treat
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Zara Larsson Pokies
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Big Titty Robbing
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Asian Proposes to Girlfriend Using Video Game….
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8th Grader Creats No Bindspot tech….
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Bri Larson – Old – Tired – Ugly Fame Whore Who Made it – As a School Girl / Britney Spears…
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Rosie O’Donnell Gets Dumped…
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Bot Fly Lip…
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Mom Fail
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Weird Popeye’s NFL Shout Out….
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Road Rager of the Day
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Storm Takes Out a Tree….
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Demi Lovato Says She Loves Herself Since Almost Dying – But We All Wish She’d Die…
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Buy Marilyn Monroe Personal Jewish Artifacts
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Texting and Riding Idiots…
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weird Ninja Turtle Fetish Shit…
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Baseball Destroys Camera
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Zara Larsson Nips
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Maya Hawke at some shit
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Margot Qually at some shit
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Halsey at Some Shit
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Alex Morgan at Some Shit
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Sophia Bush at Some Shit
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Jen Garner at Some Shit…
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Sienna Miller at Some Shit
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Charlize Theron at Some Shit
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Olivia Wilde at Som Shit
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Tyra banks Big Tits
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Kaley Cuoco at Some Shit
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McPhee in a Tight Dress
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Adriana Lima at Some Shit
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Casino Flashing
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girls who masturbate
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Wife Pulls Out Tits at the Bar…
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Mental Monday
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Big Black Booty
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Curvy Outdoors
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Naked and slutty long Haired girls
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Big Titty Jiggle and Flash
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Happy Halloween
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Van Art of the day
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America VS Australia VS Netherlands – Insertion
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Beyond Burger Fucker..
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2019

Nov

Miley Cyrus Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is bringing that smut, half naked for halloween, even though she’s always naked, so often it’s boring and all I can see is teeth, and not because of Vagina Dentata, but because of her teeth…bigger than the horse Billy Ray rode into Nashville on before releasing Achy Breaky and creating a legacy in slutty trashy bratty disney kids…like Miley…

Her on Halloween is less slutty than her on all days she posts to social media, cuz that whole being half naked thing does good things for her in terms of marketing.

The guy she is with isn’t a gay bestie, despite looking like a pit boy at the circuit parties with his shirt off….he is some popstar child star from Australia from about a decade ago. He was doing some bootleg Bieber shit at 12 years old on youtube and the Pedos in American entertainment scooped him up and made him a thing…that never fully broke….but he did fuck Gigi Hadid for 2 years before she was “famous” for doing nothing….

So now at 22, his whole life ahead of him, he chooses to stick his dick in a weathered and played out Miley. It must be a business move, you know to get him that celebrity he wanted from 12…but that never fully worked out…until now that he’s landed a super famous bitch to do all the press he needs to revive those fans that forgot him.

Be that rebound this bitch uses to make her ex husband Liam Hemsworth jealous as he fucks Sydney Sweeney in montreal – where they are both filming…after she already tried the rebound thing with Brody Jenner’s hooker fake wife, but I think that was more about helping a homie get a better deal out of MTV for Season 2 of The Hills…

All I know, is that I’ve been doing this celeb thing too long, I should know none of this, but spit it all off like it is fact, when I genuinely don’t care…I blame the internet…

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2019

Nov

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee and her rich as shit 75 year old music industry legend behind so many hit songs you know and love….are out on the beach showing off the d-list celebrity / american idol tits he bought in his retirement knowing that the older he gets, cuz he is pretty old, the more he’ll need a chick to take care of him, and I guess McPhee showed interest in the job, maybe hoping to take over the music industry with his catalog his kids will likely inherit, but she’s on her best behavior, can’t screw this up, not to mention the invaluable knowledge learned from eating the very asshole she has to wipe when changing his diapers will give her an inside edge…proving she’s more keen to win than all the rest…

Katharine McPhee, the Anna Nicole Smith graverobber of her generation, is in a bikini as she lives out the best job, being a wife to someone who will die in the next 10 years and who will make sure she is taken care of….not too much commitment like when you marry someone younger…

She’s Katharine McPhee, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with herself…she already did Reality TV…now is time to think about her actual future…

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2019

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipples and Lingerie of the Day

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Liv Tyler in lingerie for no apparent reason beyond empowering old ladies who like to feel sexy in lingerie despite knowing that they aren’t, but that their husbands will pretend they are, to make them feel about being old as shit, and because they appreciate the effort being put in, despite not appreciating the outcome of that effort, but the guilt of having an affair with multiple 20 year old sugar babies from the internet for inexpensive and one he met at the gym his wife clearly doesn’t go to with him, comes out when she tries to add spice to the relationship….usually he can compartmentalize it…

I remember Liv Tyler being a big deal in the 90s…

It was the 90s…

It is no longer the 90s…

Do the math….and figure out why this is wrong as you jack off to it…you sick fucks.

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2019

Nov

Leven Rambin Strips Down on the Side of the Road of the Day

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No one gives a shit about Leven Rambin, but maybe they will care if she pulls over in her ugly Land Rover Discovery to let the world know she likes Land Rover luxury, but can’t afford Landrover full sized leases….because no one gives a shit about Leven Rambin….but then again, she has rich parents, so maybe she got this car to make people think she’s struggling, so that they have sympathy for her…

I digress…No one gives a shit about Leven Rambin, but maybe if she films herself on the side of the road pulling off her pants they will.

Good logic I can get behind…but that I’d probably get arrested for if I did.

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2019

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Nudity Playing with her Pussy Cat of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is old as shit – in terms of being a woman you want to jerk off to – despite you jerking off to her – cuz you love vampire movies she starred in – and the fact she hasn’t rotted out….but is still hot….she knows how to work it.

She is not old as shit in terms of having a 20 year old daughter in College though, cuz I guess she was always a dick loving slut who liked her pussy filled with cum more than she liked abortions…so a lot of her mom friends are probably older than her and that probably makes her feel good about herself….but not as good as the feedback she gets from being slutty at 46 on social media – now that she has a direct line to the creeps who jerk off to her – likely creeps she has laughed at or was grossed out by but now find sweet cuz they stuck it out with her…

She is a rich, she grew up rich and in the industry, so this is just what rich and connected people do at 45 – when they are sluts.

Her dad was famous, he died when she was 5 and that gave her the daddy issues we need…to get behavior like this for the last 40 years of her life…so thanks for that Mr Beckinsale….sacrificing your life so that an empty shell of a woman can use her body to fill that void…

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