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2019

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner Nude of the Day

Kendall Jenner used her birthday as an excuse to post up all these nude photos of herself, you know cuz the Kardashians are clever and can use the whole “I’m in my birthday suit on my birthday” as a marketing hook to remind people they exist, how can we forget, they shove themselves down our throats more than black dicks have been shoved into ALL of the motherfuckers..including their dad’s new pussy….

I guess this is strategy to help sell product no one needs because top influencers push insane numbers to their online stores….selling shit to kids with access to their parents credit cards…but it could just be exhibitionism…as we’ve learned from social media than any and all of these people when given the platform….are all exhibitionists…

She is the hottest of the bunch, the skinny one who hasn’t raped her face yet as hard as the other muppets in her home….but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be taken out back and shot.

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2019

04

Nov

Olivia Culpo Sex Working of the Day

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I don’t understand the Olivia Culpo appeal.

She’s a pageant girl (trash) who got a following and is now a ‘fashion’ influencer…whatever…sounds like a fucking scam to me…

I don’t know what she pulled to get that big following on social media, probably a scam…digital marketing man, you can take a platform like Instagram and troll the algorithm to matter….it was way easier to do when this one started out this dream and is now coasting…

So she is now being taken for more than the Rhode Island bartender who fucks all the locals she was destined to be…because her egot had bigger white trash dreams like being the lowest level of celebrity….

That lead to Sports Illstrated SWIM photoshoots she’s still shooting or involved in cuz these are new pics of that…she didn’t let that relationship die knowing how relevant SI Swim was back when she was a kid 35 years ago…

Not to mention, it is a stamp of approval that gets her to all the sports events and gives the NFL players she tries to seduce some context when she follows them on IG and sends them provocative DMs, it gives her more validity, so they don’t think she’s like the 1000s of other girls hitting them up cuz they want that WAG life…living off the pro athlete money cuz the idiot knocked her up…she’s got more marketability…and I think it’s all pretty shit, but lucky for her I am not a decision maker, I have no impact on anything, no one listens to me….so she can go on with her scam unscathed.

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2019

04

Nov

Frida Aasen Pussy Print of the Day

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Frida Aasen is a Norwegian model who walked for Victoria’s Secret and now is showing her pussy print off in this fashion ad with tight leggings on.

We call it PUSSY definition because it define the pussy without giving too much of the pussy to potentially gross you out. Not that I get grossed out by pussy, not even stinky pussy….

I am like a feminist support group for pussy, a believer in all the greatness pussy of all shapes and sizes and colors and looks and designs and ability to be fisted they provide…and not that giving birth and keeping our species alive, that, along with periods is the worst thing a pussy can do…but making the feels good to stick my dick in…side of a pussy…that labia size doesn’t negatively impact.

But a lot of dudes are scared of pussy, creeped out by pussy, where a nice legging cameltoe is a soft sell to the pussy, cuz you know it’s there…without seeing every fold…a little mystery that’s not too graphic or vulgar for those who can’t handle it…

Here are some more pics from her pussy print photoshoot

Charlotte Lawrence Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence, despite popular belief, is not actually Joey Lawrence’s daughter. Here are her hard nipples in a slutty instagram video of her deep throating pizza.

Suck that motherfucker’s dick like your mom did when being cast for the Drew Carey show before ending up on SCRUBS where she was busy sucking this girl’s father’s dick that I guess she accidentally spat up inside herself to create a young slut named Charlotte…

The funny thing about this girl doing the typical “my parents are rich and famous and I have instagram and want to be famous too” is that a portion of her fans are fans of her mom..from the Drew Carey show days and they see the resemblance…making her the fresher version of the weirdest fetish of 20 years ago…because I remember watching the Drew Carey show and never thought she was hot…but maybe I’m gay, or maybe I just know what hot girls are and the rest of you are fucking nuts…

Here she is on Halloween, as Uma Thurman

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2019

04

Nov

Kaia Gerber Squats of the Day

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Kaia Gerber looking like some kind of pre-mature preemie weirdo freak that was fed her mom’s prescription pills and occasional cocaine use when at her husband’s rich people drinking tequila from some tequila distillery they found when in Cabo doing rich Malibu people things…OH DIS.

I like skinny girls doing fitness with their skinny asses out, but she looks underdeveloped, from some mom being a stage parent and ensuring she stays hungry, never fat, she has a family legacy to live up to…

I guess she’s living in NYC taking the model thing serious in an attempt to do big things, like get a Victorias’ Secret contract for 1,000,000 dollars a year, you know doing that meaningful work you should be doing after being given that gift that is a rich as fuck family with resources to do anything, and by anything I mean squats for the perverts of the internet…dreams do come true…for the perverts more than the rich kids with no souls who will just end up dead of an overdose at some point or another…give it time…

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2019

04

Nov

Halsey Boring Erotica of the Day

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Halsey is SO BORING. Here she is in some fashion magazine being boring, you’d think she would have learned some depth from living on the streets – as she claims – looks like all she learned was how to suck dick for a record deal.

She isn’t hot. She isn’t good. She’s another Millennial with no soul pretending to be an “artist” with a hard story that isn’t even a legit story….it is fabricated bullshit in a “poor me I have depth” like an instagram filter…or their fake faces and tits…these idiots believe their own bullshit…and so do the execs who decide they are marketable…

All I see is a failed pornstar who accidentally got into music, when she would have done double anal for 200 dollars to be seen….what a waste or tragedy for the porn industry…losing this wanna be famous garbage to legit fame….tragic..

Lest we forget the real halsey..

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2019

04

Nov

Dua Lipa Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Dua Lipa took a break from sucking off Anwar Hadid and whatever music rep she had to suck to get on the stage here at the EMVAs in her thong…or in her case YouTube….THANKS YouTube for the fame…

The best pic is the one of her spread eagled so that you can see the lines or border of her pussy fat as it meets her legs…in a BUILD A WALL kind of trigger that it is…

The funny thing in all this is just how bad music is…the shit being made is videogame music, the singers all digitally altered to sing, their instagrams all digitally altered to be hot, their fans all digitally manipulated through alogrithms and not from merit or putting in the work….but that’s not the funny part…the funny part is that these idiots think they are good, believe their own hype, and get on stage with confidence, like they don’t even realizing it is a hack job and they are just trolling…..the youtube fans from her cover song made them believe in themselves…and made the record labels believe she could sell…and made those fans think she’s good or important….and I guess if you like thick thighs…she is worht looking at when half naked…but who isn’t worth looking at Half naked….

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

04

Nov

Cara Delevingne Nude of the Day

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Rich kid Cara Delevingne who turned into a model and then turned into a lesbian is nude for some new fashion campaign and it is as anti-climatic as her sex with Ashley Benson, even though the whole model lifestyle has helped lesbian Benson drop some 15-35 pounds of lazy no longer on TV fat…which I guess is a win to anyone who gives a fuck about Ashley Benson…..while her girlfriend, the pervert manipulator who gamed her way into celebrity gets paid or overpaid for whatever this bullshit is…

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2019

04

Nov

Camila Morrone Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Camila Morrone are the tits we all have to wonder whether Leo DiCaprio has seen…because there is no way that Leo doesn’t fuck dudes. Whether that fucking of dudes is straight up gay, is what is up for debate.

Has he had the taste of a shitty hairy man pussy and felt things he never knew he wanted to feel, or does he just do it for a cheap thrill when low level models become boring…because he’s had a steady stream of low level models, or in this case instagram models who started dating Leo so they could pull the reins back on instagram modeling, and instead focus on saving the world with the Growing Pains star…but he still likes their tits…

I’ve heard many stories about how much of an asshole the is to all the chicks who latch onto him and let him treat them like shit cuz he’s Leo – the big leagues in their groupie ass fame whore minds.

There aren’t many jobs quite as homo as being or wanting to be an actor, but he’s been doing it for a long enough time as a kid, that it’s less gay, but that doesn’t mean he’s not gay…..which would make these wasted tits as they try to go mainstream with their Dad aged A-Lister…but hot tits…

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2019

04

Nov

Yulia Rose Nipples of the Day

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Yulia Rose is the hotter version of Julia Rose, who should go by the name Julian Rose, cuz those bolt on tits make her more of a Donkey Boy than a flasher at the MLB with a shitty fucking magazine to justify the 100k+ you make on OnlyFans, Patreon, or other new generation porn membership site these influencers use to sell their premium snaps on…

Yulia Rose is also hotter than that bitch from earlier today with the shitty rose tattoo…

Straight from Russia with the right idea of how important it is to monetize tits….and she’s doing it through modelling her tits…the monetization comes later…

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Posted in:SFW|Yulia Rose